Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageAwesome]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

To all the rookie mongers, read all of this and absorb the info. These girls are like Snoop Dogg: they don't love dem hoes LOL.

[Surch2020]

I agree these ladies are working for money just like all of us, but I would add that they are generally good people with feelings too. Showing kindness and respect to them is just as memorable as being as the money.

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

[CrestWood87]

Includes the house fee, everything.

Thank you for the clarification.

[Champ1201]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

I concur. I have to say I've never come close to any of these actions. A little respect goes a long way. The only thing I'm guilty of and I'm surely to get roasted here is tipping without a HE on occasion for a great massage and attention that I thing I deserve.

[CrestWood87]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

Very Wise words Sir.

[Mike454]

True, they are Usually only interested in the size of your wallet or bank acct.

Wiseacre is on point. Very well put, funny as shit, but every word true.

In most cases they are playing you for what they can get, but occasionally ,it goes both ways. Lol

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

[JDont]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

Great post. That's the game. Some are master manipulators. Some guys call them a girlfriend while they call you an atm. But occasionally some of us play the game to.

[Ohmz11]

2. 4 for everything including the house fee or just 2. 4 for her?

Includes the house fee, everything.

[GreaterGator]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

Truer words have never been posted! And most of all, don't forget, she doesn't love you, only the contents of your wallet.

[BillDavis007]

And just how would she be able to associate a SG handle with a customer's face??

When logical conclusions are so easy, perhaps there's a reason?

[The Wiseacre]

Dumb things mongers do:

1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.

2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.

3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.

4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.

5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.

6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.

7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.

8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.

9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.

9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.

10. Send pictures of your cat: no!

11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.

12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?

13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.

14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.

15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.

I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.

[Niteluvr]

And just how would she be able to associate a SG handle with a customer's face??

With Pepe's help, of course.

[Niteluvr]

Hey guys, first of all sorry for not having much input to the Board. I did make the trip to Gainesville the other day to Bali Spa and very typical from what we all have been seeing. The ads posted are a Baiting ad and when you arrive, you have a 35 or older tending to your needs.

I will have to say, Tina was very nice and looks were a good 7 with a nice little body. House was very very clean and smelled good.

The house charge was 80 which I thought, being so far off the main path was a little high, but, what the hell.

Massage was pretty good with hardly no roaming or teasing even on the flip. When the flip was made, it was only a HJ was offered at a 60 tip. She did allow a little roaming but fully clothed which was a bummer.

So all in all, I sure miss the 90's when you could get some good flavors at any spot and be fully Happy when leaving.

Happy hunting guys.

Tina looks good to you? She has about the boniest legs I've ever seen on a woman and her personality leaves a lot to be desired as well.

[Little Curious]

Looking for somewhere new, I decided to try Lemon.

I get there and ask for a hour. Once I go into the room, I was greeted by Lucy, She looked beautiful, tight body and b-cups. However, she told me she could only do a 30 min massage. I was only here for one thing anyway, so I didn't mind. Massage was good, albeit quiet.

On the flip, she continued she massage. And that's it. I rubbed her ass when she was close with no signs of complaints. However, she got and said "massage over now". Okay. I leave. .5 OTD. I will return since I like Lucy and perhaps can get more during an hour.

Moon: Sometime later, I go to Moon. I was greeted by Cici, who was bubbly and energetic. During the massage, she was active and animated. Her energy was amplified by the hollow floorboards echoing every step.

On the flip, she turn down the lights. She repeatedly touched my member, shyly exclaiming "sorry" each time until she ask if I want a massage there. I agree and she asked to be paid on the spot. Handed me my pants and everything. Slightly mood killer, but the HE was nice. Slow tempo, lots of oil, some sexy talk thrown in. OTC top and bottom was included, but when I went UTC top, she said $40 more, which I didn't want to pay.

I finished, she cleaned me up, and she completed the massage. She kept rubbing my member saying "wake up" jokingly. Multiple pops may be on the table if you're up for it. Still, will also return here and push more for. .6 + 6. OTD.

[Scottsdale12]

Yesterday afternoon I visited PM Spa, Asked May, she's look like 26-29, a little bit shy. But Job is good.