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06-18-21 16:19 #42970

Posts: 682Another joke over the head
When logical conclusions are so easy, perhaps there's a reason?
Originally Posted by RedneckStud
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06-18-21 14:59 #42969Senior Member

Posts: 327Things Not To Do
Dumb things mongers do:
1. Sending a selfie: she has seen better bodies than yours, better six packs, better chests, better hair, etc. This does not make her hot. Send her a pic of your fat wallet and giant tip instead. You would be amazed the number of guys who send unsolicited "hot" selfies to providers.
2. Sending a dick pic: she has seen bigger dicks, better looking dicks, harder dicks. In fact, if she is a good provider she is seeing 10 dicks a day. Send her a pic of your dick if it is made of money and squirts out large tips, because that gets her hot.
3. Sending a pic of your car: she has seen bigger cars, better looking cars, etc. Send her a picture of your car if it has a trunkload of Benjamins for her tip, and that will get her excited.
4. Asking for a picture of your provider: your provider does not want to give you anything for your spank bank.
5. Asking for a nude picture of your provider: your provider only wants you to see her nude if you give her a huge tip.
6. Flash a wallet full of hundreds then tip the provider $40: she is not impressed by your money, she wants a big tip.
7. Run a bunch of flirty game with the provider over text: your provider wants your money, not your word games that rarely resonate over the language barrier. If she's not busy she will play along, but she wants your money. This is her job, not match.com or Tinder.
8. Ask her on a date: smart providers are NOT going to tell you if they have a boyfriend or a husband because it hinders their ability to sell you a HE. Yes, they think you are cute when you tip well and flirt, but as soon as you walk out of the parlor they are thinking about the next easy client who tips well. Do you want to actually date someone who touches a dozen dicks a day? No, you don't.
9. Call your provider to chitchat and flirt with her: dude she's busy working 7 days a week and long hours. She is at work. She is working. In between texting you and four other guys, she is wiping jizz and getting ready to go service some guy who hasn't showered. She's not horny, she's lusting for big tips.
9. Send pictures of your dog: very cute, but better to send her a picture of a $100 bill and tell her you want to give her a big tip.
10. Send pictures of your cat: no!
11. Ask a provider, via phone call, about any potentially illegal services: providers get phone calls every day asking if the shop is full service, if they do "boom boom", etc. Why would they discuss that over the phone with a stranger who could be LE? WTF.
12. Ask a provider, via text message, if they are FS or request any information that purports illegal activities: Why would a provider put that in writing to a potential LE?
13. Repeatedly ask a provider for services that they have already declined: a lack of respect isn't going to get you oral or anything else you were hoping for.
14. Asking a provider to send you a picture of "the lineup today": see above.
15. Thinking that you are one of the biggest tipping clients: WRONG, your provider has someone who throws large and doesn't even want a HE.
I'm not the only one who has witnessed this shit or has an ATF who spills the beans about this stuff.
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06-18-21 14:38 #42968Banned Member

Posts: 13634With Pepe's help, of course.
Originally Posted by RedneckStud
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06-18-21 13:50 #42967Banned Member

Posts: 13634Tina looks good to you? She has about the boniest legs I've ever seen on a woman and her personality leaves a lot to be desired as well.
Originally Posted by ScoreboxMan
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06-18-21 13:30 #42966Senior Member

Posts: 34Lemon and Moon
Looking for somewhere new, I decided to try Lemon.
I get there and ask for a hour. Once I go into the room, I was greeted by Lucy, She looked beautiful, tight body and b-cups. However, she told me she could only do a 30 min massage. I was only here for one thing anyway, so I didn't mind. Massage was good, albeit quiet.
On the flip, she continued she massage. And that's it. I rubbed her ass when she was close with no signs of complaints. However, she got and said "massage over now". Okay. I leave. .5 OTD. I will return since I like Lucy and perhaps can get more during an hour.
Moon: Sometime later, I go to Moon. I was greeted by Cici, who was bubbly and energetic. During the massage, she was active and animated. Her energy was amplified by the hollow floorboards echoing every step.
On the flip, she turn down the lights. She repeatedly touched my member, shyly exclaiming "sorry" each time until she ask if I want a massage there. I agree and she asked to be paid on the spot. Handed me my pants and everything. Slightly mood killer, but the HE was nice. Slow tempo, lots of oil, some sexy talk thrown in. OTC top and bottom was included, but when I went UTC top, she said $40 more, which I didn't want to pay.
I finished, she cleaned me up, and she completed the massage. She kept rubbing my member saying "wake up" jokingly. Multiple pops may be on the table if you're up for it. Still, will also return here and push more for. .6 + 6. OTD.
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06-18-21 12:30 #42965Regular Member

Posts: 10May is the new face
Yesterday afternoon I visited PM Spa, Asked May, she's look like 26-29, a little bit shy. But Job is good.
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06-18-21 11:58 #42964Senior Member

Posts: 747And just how would she be able to associate a SG handle with a customer's face??
Originally Posted by PepeTheBand
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06-18-21 11:40 #42963Senior Member

Posts: 98Looking for old place
Hi guys. Its been a while since I've been in Atlanta. Maybe 10+ years ago there was a place near the Varsity that was American staff with a great line up of pretty girls. I remember it was set up with 2 room suites, like a massage table in half and a huge shower with room for you and the girl. Any idea what this place was called and if they are still around? If not, can anyone help a northern guy out? I have a ton of info about Michigan if you're ever up here. I am kinda done with the Asian places, nothing against them, just the routine has bored me over the years. I'm looking for the mature (not old), but decent massage with extras. My favorites are the ones that look totally legit, but lead to more. My favorite in Michigan was a place in a mall in the back of a nail salon. While shoppers were right outside we were getting totally wild just steps away in the back massage room. I like homes, condos, apartments. Anything safe really. I'm not in the mood to sit in the back of a police cruiser while I'm in a strange city or have a run in with a pimp. Saftety first.
Any info is greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
Hound.
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06-18-21 11:33 #42962Senior Member

Posts: 61Rose Alpharetta Highway
Been there several times, girls are young cute and generally leave happy. However I've had several instances of the girls getting me all worked up and then demand FS money for a HE. I hate bargaining to begin with, and I truly loath negotiating while Private Johnson is at attention. It not only bothers me that I usually end up paying more, but the fact that the negotiation happened in the middle of what was supposed to be a relaxation session.
Originally Posted by Wizard22
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There are many other CAMPs close by, Kaina, Ease, Oz. I would explore those before going to Rose.
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06-18-21 11:18 #42961Senior Member

Posts: 379How much
2. 4 for everything including the house fee or just 2. 4 for her?
Originally Posted by Ohmz11
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06-18-21 08:25 #42960Regular Member

Posts: 5Tiger
Hi folks, long time lurker, first time poster. Just want to say thank you to the hobbyists in this thread for all the info and guidance.
I stopped by Tiger yesterday afternoon. Rang the bell, mamasan let me in, took my temperature, led me to a room.
Less than 5 minutes later in came Mia (Miya?) wearing a cute flowery tiny set of lingerie and heels. She's Korean, visiting for just a few weeks, but didn't gather when she would be leaving. She's a mid-20's, beautiful, short (maybe 5 ft 2 in), spinner type for sure if that's your interest. We discussed services almost immediately and 280 was requested, was able to talk down to 240.
We went off for the TS for about 10 minutes. She was very accommodating and we had some nice small talk during the TS which was a standard wash and towel off, nothing extraordinary.
After we got back she immediately stripped, hopped on me while face down, and gave a not so great massage but I was very into it because of her tiny naked body going into the motions! She allowed for roaming hands (tits, ass, whole body really) while she rubbed and massaged me but no touching the kitty.
Eventually we got to business. She started with lube and a very very good HJ, had to ask her to slow down (which was a common theme throughout the rest of the session for good reasons). Then off to a CBJ which was amazing while she let me rub all over her and play with her tits and cheeks while she did her thing. She's so tiny that she was able to crouch downward facing dog style into a tiny spot between my legs while I rubbed all over her, very sexy. Her tits are nice and perky and firm, B cup, just big enough to fill my hands (I'm a smaller guy) but not tiny.
Eventually she climbed on top and boy can she ride it cowgirl, again had to ask her to slow but she was very accommodating, grabbed me tight and moaned in my ear as she let me control the thrusts. We did doggy and mish after that, and then back to her on top for the finish. Towards the end while doing mish she seemed to start getting rush-why but that was fine by me because I like to go nice and slow (junior is sensitive) and was approaching an hour.
All in all she was not a rusher, no DATY / touching the kitty / hole, no kissing, amazing CBJ and covered FS for 240. If I needed a good massage she is not the right choice. She also mentioned there are currently 2 other Latinas there which I didn't ask much more about.
Happy mongering.
Ohmz.
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06-18-21 00:22 #42959Senior Member

Posts: 36Judy at Lemon
With Royal Norcross still closed, too lazy to head up to Kaina for Abbey so tried Lemon for the first time.
Got Judy. Looks young (hard to tell with mask on and her smaller build. Probably 20's /30's? Puffy Girls tattoos, small build with small tits under a loose t-shirt.
Probably one of the lamest massage I've got in quite some time. No teasing at all (even during TS that I opted for). Also no small talk at all other than just telling me her name, so it's been a bit awkward. On the flip she offered nude for extra but I wasn't interested at that point (plus there didn't seem to have much to see anyway) so just finished with mechanical HE with very limited UTC up top. Won't repeat. Should have gone up to Kaina instead.
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06-17-21 23:46 #42958Banned Member

Posts: 633Reading back pages
Been reading back about 10 forum pages, and I learned more about Batman and that it seems many of you like older providers. I'll be in your lovely city this summer and would love to know the current FS scene with young skinny providers. PM is fine and thanks!
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06-17-21 19:42 #42957Regular Member

Posts: 4Ispa
After a long break during covid lockdown visited Anna at ISpa. I knew her as Kerri. Not sure why she changed her name. Same good HE service but her hygiene is still on the lower end. $1 out the door.
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06-17-21 16:03 #42956Senior Member

Posts: 301Thanks man. Hong massage on Jimmy carter. Will check it out.
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