Massage Parlor Reports

[Harbor694]

I'm new to the area and see a number of AMP around. Any recommendations? Also on a good $70 massage what is a reasonable tip and what is a HJ or BJ usually go for? Thanks.

[TheStig81]

Visited this place, nice location to be honest, entrance on the side in the 2nd floor. Only two ladies available, 1 older lady and 1 mid 30's maybe late 30's. I went ahead and picked the 30's lady with the nice pair, she said her name is Sophia / Sofia. Opted only for half an hour, massage was ok, with a lot of tease between the legs, then after asked if I wanted HJ for 50. It was pretty good, she used a lot of oil or lube. Probably won't be back until they add more girls.

[NaughtyBits]

This the old Jade Spa, next store to that medical lab?

Yeah that's the one.

[RipSomeLip]

Amy and her magic hands will be in town until July. FS available for those who'd like to partake, I usually just settle for a. 5 Hand Shake.

This the old Jade Spa, next store to that medical lab?

[NaughtyBits]

Amy and her magic hands will be in town until July. FS available for those who'd like to partake, I usually just settle for a. 5 Hand Shake.

[ThickAndCream9]

LOL your a funny dude cream, Going to cancel Ho jo's and find a place on the beach, not interested in s. W. But thanks for the heads up.

Then you can see a little bit of the better ones that haven't taken that much candy yet? And all the Thongs in Florida are at the Lani Kai, a lot better choice then Ho-JO's. Try the top bar at night after sun set. That's when all the gold diggers come out so you can guy them a drink. Good luck my friend a better place to stay.

[ILikeSex]

Place looked clean and neat. I have prior experience for MP but this one was my first visit. I paid. 7 and I was guided to a room. I was hoping to meet a good one waited not long. When she walked in. Obviously I asked for her age and she said she was 23. Thank God I am not in a crime scene. Her name is Savannah. She looked young and sexy. She was in one piece dresses so I could see the physique which was perfect. We chatted a bit and session started.

She gave me a very nice massage before we proceeded to more adventurous amorous activities on each other. She thoroughly enjoyed herself in the early rounds then turned her focus on me and really worked me attentively to a very rousing conclusion. She is quite attractive in many ways and very nice, attentive, and professional throughout. Best experience yet! I enjoyed her giggles! Pure Spinner Experience! She deserved every dollar I spent on her and maybe even more. She is my ATF!

Ok, congratulations. You hit the jackpot, but you got to tell us how much gold you gave up man. It's a rule! LOL.

[LoveSnatch]

Place looked clean and neat. I have prior experience for MP but this one was my first visit. I paid. 7 and I was guided to a room. I was hoping to meet a good one waited not long. When she walked in. Obviously I asked for her age and she said she was 23. Thank God I am not in a crime scene. Her name is Savannah. She looked young and sexy. She was in one piece dresses so I could see the physique which was perfect. We chatted a bit and session started.

She gave me a very nice massage before we proceeded to more adventurous amorous activities on each other. She thoroughly enjoyed herself in the early rounds then turned her focus on me and really worked me attentively to a very rousing conclusion. She is quite attractive in many ways and very nice, attentive, and professional throughout. Best experience yet! I enjoyed her giggles! Pure Spinner Experience! She deserved every dollar I spent on her and maybe even more. She is my ATF!

[Member #7016]

I did a review of some places from your perspective. I was at the HoJos on Cleveland. I stayed there for the smoking room and dude. I've stayed in some shitty hotels before but that was probably one of the worst. Bring your own towel. Nasty. There are four or five AMPs right there. The one by the Peruvian restaurant is probably the best. I didn't stay but I saw that masseuse and she was gorgeous.

Here it is from March 2020:


"In your neck of the woods a week or so ago. Prices were a little high at the hotels so I decided to stay at the HoJo on Cleveland. I know Hojos are crap but sometimes the seedy hotels can be cool. And I wanted a smoking room. Dang though, that hotel was super nasty. One of the worst I've stayed in in years.

Anywho, had some time to kill and wanted some ceviche. Finished my meal and walked next door to check out Sunbelt. I walked in and was greeted by an absolutely stunning asian. Tall, slim (but not sickly) and beautiful face. She was so beautiful that I just turned around and walked out. I like a fun and popping personality - not a beauty queen. Besides, I know they do FS and I really didn't want to do that. With her, once I would have walked in the room I would have had no choice.

I drove on down to Oriental Massage off of Courtney Drive. Asian answered the door and looked like somebody's mom. I asked how much for the hour and moved on.

I continued further down to Relax Massage off of Grove and this older but cute and lively asian came out, fake boobs bouncing under the tank-top and I said. Yup, that's it. Good massage, met the girls, left after decent handshake.

Nothing against the masseuse at Relax but I still wasn't satisfied. Oriental Massage was still open so I went and saw the "somebody's mom" lady. Nice, gentle touch, but very enjoyable. A nice handshake was had and I went back to my hellhole room."

Traveling to ft myers from st pete next week. Staying at ho jo's on s clevland. Best AMP close to hotel? Looks like there are 3 or 4 on Cleveland, RM not really helpful and not much posted on here, any help much appreciated.

[Greg Valentine]

Drove by this place yesterday. Never new it existed and it's pretty close to my house. Anyone have any experience with it? From the outside it looks a little run down.

[RaginRays]

Holy shit my man, you are staying in the best ***** house east of the Mississippi. Massage just go out on your balcony around 7 to midnight and you'll find every ho that posts on STG or Sumo. Seriously man I mean that, ask any season monger. Let us know how you do, we all are interested if you get the same ones we had. Ciao my man and good luck.

LOL your a funny dude cream, Going to cancel Ho jo's and find a place on the beach, not interested in s. W. But thanks for the heads up.

[ThickAndCream9]

Traveling to ft myers from st pete next week. Staying at ho jo's on s clevland. Best AMP close to hotel? Looks like there are 3 or 4 on Cleveland, RM not really helpful and not much posted on here, any help much appreciated.

Holy shit my man, you are staying in the best ***** house east of the Mississippi. Massage just go out on your balcony around 7 to midnight and you'll find every ho that posts on STG or Sumo. Seriously man I mean that, ask any season monger. Let us know how you do, we all are interested if you get the same ones we had. Ciao my man and good luck.

[BadDog5]

Did you mean the one by the hooka place? I went there and had a decent chess match but felt rushed. Had a better match a little father down.

The one I used to frequent was the one before the Mcgregor bridge.

Going to try the one on Del Prada next.

Dog out.

[JSuper]

Where can I find this place?

What can I say it was Saturday and was scheduled to take the Sara ride, which I am always looking forward to. Its really a pleasure and all you guys know when someone is going to give you a great massage and speaks fluent English that is a plus. Not only that, but has her own house and parking right in front of door with circular drive, easy in and easy out. Always greets you with a smile and a hug, yes a kiss also depending on your breath LOL. Altoids always in console, and she always compliments me on my underwear, always guys dress to impress. Dam I got some better ones then the chicks I fuck and they want to know where I got them or if they can keep them LOL. No there still manly LOL. Still have to take the little head out of the front rather then pull them down to Pee. LOL She always does an excellent rub, and now lately with a few power tools, that is just fine with me. She always knows where to rub, and is a licensed person. On the flip what can I say when you see two 38 DD'ies oiled up and are going to being rubbing on you along with a titty fuck. O M G Katie bar the fucking door, I'm a cumming LOL. I don't think I made it an hour there and it was my choosing to leave earlier then I did. Relief is just a hand shake away, and away I go. If you got the time for a great rub and tub, be my guest and you will not be sorry. P.S. My guest doesn't mean I'm paying for it LOL. Ciao all you fellow mongers, always a pleasure letting you know the latest.

[RaginRays]

Traveling to ft myers from st pete next week. Staying at ho jo's on s clevland. Best AMP close to hotel? Looks like there are 3 or 4 on Cleveland, RM not really helpful and not much posted on here, any help much appreciated.