Massage Parlor Reports

[NoseJelly]

What a disaster that place has become. Confession: I was desperate today fellas. I knew I shouldn't have gone, I have read copious reviews of how terrible it's become.

Don't beat yourself up too much Jimmy! I've done the exact thing with a few MPs. I hope it'll be different this time and I always kick myself afterwards. I have Slow Learner Syndrome.

NJ.

[JimmyChap]

What a disaster that place has become. Confession: I was desperate today fellas. I knew I shouldn't have gone, I have read copious reviews of how terrible it's become. What once was a great place has fallen to a sad low. I've been going there since at least 2008, probably earlier than that even. Keit, you should be ashamed. I know you're reading this. Your place sucks.

Today I got there, opted for a half hour. Waited in the room for 10 minutes. I should have left. I don't know why I didn't leave. The whole place smells terrible. The girl that brought me back to the room looked like a poor version of Rebel Wilson with zero percent charm and 100% trailer.

I should have left. But I pressed on. In came Misty. A fairly attractive black girl. She literally rubbed my legs with her finger tips for about 15 seconds. No joke. 15 seconds. Before she gave me her menu. $100 for nude. $200 for nude and touching. Turn over.

Wow, what a tease!

So she's kinda cute. I want to see her naked. I should have left. I paid her $100. She pulled her panties down to her thighs and her top down to her stomach. I tried to touch her. "Sorry, I charge $200 for that".

Her HE skills need the most work. So so so so so terrible. I finished. Asked me if I wanted a hot towel. I said yes. She threw it at me and told me she was going to target. Ok girl.

Now, can I afford $140 bucks to see what might happen during a desperate moment. It won't break me, and I've spent far more on regular girls with nothing in return. At least I got some sort of release. But I can promise you this, Keit, your horrible establishment won't see another dime of my money. I hope others read this and do the same.

[NoseJelly]

Anyone have a good experience lately at any of the AMPs? Looking for something fun to do for my birthday, LOL. Feel free to pm me, thanks.

Went to Relax a couple days ago. Did a walk in and drew Ashley. Good massage, a little teasing before the flip and good HJ. OTC roaming allowed. 1 hour 60,50 tip. Will repeat.

Also Joy at Tui Na is fun! Make sure to report to the Forum!

NJ.

[PDiddy6903]

Anyone have a good experience lately at any of the AMPs? Looking for something fun to do for my birthday, LOL. Feel free to pm me, thanks.

[UsgDave]

Thanks. Thats the tip of the day. Or even week. Appreciate it.

For clarity, for 3 letter names dupe the last letter of the name, ie roww, kayy, etc.

Of course it only works if the reviewer adds the name with the extra letter in their post.

[BayCityGuy]

There have been some reviews, one not too many weeks ago. You do know to add an extra "a" on her name for searches, Miaa, to get a return on your request? Someone here pointed out that trick some time ago.

Thanks. Thats the tip of the day. Or even week. Appreciate it.

[AmpPerv]

Any word on Mia or anyone at HH? Tried a search for Mia but nothing comes up.

There have been some reviews, one not too many weeks ago. You do know to add an extra "a" on her name for searches, Miaa, to get a return on your request? Someone here pointed out that trick some time ago.

[BayCityGuy]

Different people. I haven't seen an ad for amyna in years.

Any word on Mia or anyone at HH? Tried a search for Mia but nothing comes up.

[Gene2]

There's a picture on her website.

Actually, those photos are not hers. That's a common technique a number of providers use; they select photos that look somewhat like themselves from the internet.

[Gene2]

There's one extra slot available for you.

This is the massage forum. You'll probably find what you want in either the escort forum. Or the street walkers forum.

Those of us misguided souls will hang out here and look for good reviews that help everyone on this board.

Eagerly awaiting your review.

G2.

[RamblinJavlin]

Don't knock it until you try it. It's a beautiful nude woman on top of you looking at you and skin on skin.

On Second thought. Don't try it. They are busy the way it is. The last thing we need is to have you getting my appointment times.

So. Yeah. Go somewhere else. It's only a glorified HE.

G2.

There's one extra slot available for you.

[RamblinJavlin]

Bro. Really? "Glorified HE"? What these ladies offer in class and sensuality is by far good enough for me. And way better than what's out there.

So the answer is yes. Thank you.

[PurpMan61]

Can you describe her look for us.

She's really pretty. Short natural hair, shoulder length, stocky build, not skinny but not fat. Enhanced boobs, about 5'5" or 5'6". Good communicator and good conversation.

[RamblinJavlin]

Can you describe her look for us.

There's a picture on her website.

[Round]

First time back in Grand Rapids in 5 years so had to see one of my go tos from back in the day. Good pressure massage to start, nice amount of touching and teasing. Moved over to nuru after that, front and back, felt great and then finished with shower with BBBJ and cfs. She's just as good as I remember and just as pretty. Had a lot of fun.

https://www.jezenuru.com/

Can you describe her look for us.