Massage Parlor Reports

**PearishBA** · 06-11-21 13:39

Wish I had the funds to check them all out. Maybe start a gofundme for me? That's probably legal. LOL. New 704 number here, no reply to text after a few minutes so tried to call, one ring and a hangup. So they're either not taking calls or texts now, they're BS, or they're also managing the 541 number and recognized my burner. LOL If anybody else gets a bite or better report back. I'll do the same.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/229739

And there's a 440 number here, activity list in description doesn't layout the usual indicating more than massage, but could still be the usual hotel FS scenario. Like above no reply to initial text and call, but the line does keep ringing.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/219888

**Joe5543** · 06-10-21 21:33

Originally Posted by PearishBA [View Original Post]

Anyone with a fantasy to have a quicky with the busty, plain in the face, Asian laundry lady or maid may want to check this out. She's a bit past motherhood but not a granny, with a body most of the cows here in the USA even half her age would love to have. And wait until you're already itching to sneak up behind her and bend her over the washer. Because she doesn't strike me as the romantic type. LOL.

The place is over on Reed Hartman. I reviewed an op using a 626 number in the same hotel within the last week if you scroll back. Did a little keyword searching with that number and saw they are in a different city now so that was good, less likely to be the same girl at a different number. Texted them yesterday and got a reply that 'its not open today contact me tomorrow'. Little strange considering the ad has been running for days, but I've been asked before to wait because they were 'getting a room.

Then this morning I get a text that starts with "New VIP Japanese Sakura. 36 DD super hot sexy. Must see. Book now" and the street address. But no mention of rates like usual from other operations. I reply back asking for a lunch time appt and get the ok. Drive over and when I'm close I try to call because its spooking me a little they haven't texted the rates. Usually the handler will answer calls too. But not this time, just rings and eventually to voicemail so I park at a distance. Then I get a text reply asking if I'm here. Reply back yes and asks for my age and race. I ask the rates and reply is 140 hh /180 hr, within the avg range. And then asks me to send a picture of the hotel to make sure I'm at the right one. At first I'm like WTF, but then think they were probably watching the parking lot and didn't see me pull in. Never sent the pic, but went into the hotel and asked for the room number. Few minutes goes by and I tell them I think they're cops and I'm leaving a bad review. Then I get a reply to go to a certain floor. Go there, walk the floor twice, get a 'hi' text when I'm turning around and see a lady's head leaning out of a door, waves me over. Go in and check her and the room out, turns out to be legit. I tell her I'm vaxed and ask her to take off the mask. She did and that's where it ended this time.

I was looking to take my time and build momentum today, not in the mood for a punishing lust fuck. Got the vibe she'd probably start rushing before long so I went with my gut and left. Sorry for being longwinded, but for those that do go I figure it will help calm your nerves to see how they behave in the leadup to the meet. Because they need to learn, and arguably so do I. Looking back there was a couple of points where I should have just left to be on the safe side, but I let my undying lust of Asia blind me. And lived to tell without a criminal record again! I'll be good next time. LOL.

I tried them out as well. Got to the Hyatt hotel and they start with the same shit take a picture of the hotel ect I said hell with this. She said she was on the third floor and go ahead and come up. I could see her peeking through a hallway window In the middle of the building. I bailed out and headed downtown and played with gigi big tits Instead.

**PearishBA** · 06-10-21 18:47

Anyone with a fantasy to have a quicky with the busty, plain in the face, Asian laundry lady or maid may want to check this out. She's a bit past motherhood but not a granny, with a body most of the cows here in the USA even half her age would love to have. And wait until you're already itching to sneak up behind her and bend her over the washer. Because she doesn't strike me as the romantic type. LOL.

The place is over on Reed Hartman. I reviewed an op using a 626 number in the same hotel within the last week if you scroll back. Did a little keyword searching with that number and saw they are in a different city now so that was good, less likely to be the same girl at a different number. Texted them yesterday and got a reply that 'its not open today contact me tomorrow'. Little strange considering the ad has been running for days, but I've been asked before to wait because they were 'getting a room.

Then this morning I get a text that starts with "New VIP Japanese Sakura. 36 DD super hot sexy. Must see. Book now" and the street address. But no mention of rates like usual from other operations. I reply back asking for a lunch time appt and get the ok. Drive over and when I'm close I try to call because its spooking me a little they haven't texted the rates. Usually the handler will answer calls too. But not this time, just rings and eventually to voicemail so I park at a distance. Then I get a text reply asking if I'm here. Reply back yes and asks for my age and race. I ask the rates and reply is 140 hh /180 hr, within the avg range. And then asks me to send a picture of the hotel to make sure I'm at the right one. At first I'm like WTF, but then think they were probably watching the parking lot and didn't see me pull in. Never sent the pic, but went into the hotel and asked for the room number. Few minutes goes by and I tell them I think they're cops and I'm leaving a bad review. Then I get a reply to go to a certain floor. Go there, walk the floor twice, get a 'hi' text when I'm turning around and see a lady's head leaning out of a door, waves me over. Go in and check her and the room out, turns out to be legit. I tell her I'm vaxed and ask her to take off the mask. She did and that's where it ended this time.

I was looking to take my time and build momentum today, not in the mood for a punishing lust fuck. Got the vibe she'd probably start rushing before long so I went with my gut and left. Sorry for being longwinded, but for those that do go I figure it will help calm your nerves to see how they behave in the leadup to the meet. Because they need to learn, and arguably so do I. Looking back there was a couple of points where I should have just left to be on the safe side, but I let my undying lust of Asia blind me. And lived to tell without a criminal record again! I'll be good next time. LOL.

Per usual the pics are from random porn, not the lady you'll meet.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/229578

**Slowhand4U** · 06-10-21 15:09

Originally Posted by BiGDo6 [View Original Post]

Have been out of town for a while but have been following the posts for the Nati. In the hopes of figuring out where the next under the radar place (like Assol, where the next Jenny might be). Saw a few posts about Kingsgate and Coco. Even though I knew she was gone I thought maybe another fun girl might take her place. So, I took a ride out there last week and tried them out. Wrong. The place, from what I saw and experienced, is nothing but a few Humpty Frumpties that offer nothing more than an abbreviated HE. Disappointment.

If I caught them on a bad night (it was a Monday) somebody please let me know.

The woman I had, mid to late 50's, couldn't speak more than 7 or 8 words of English. She kept stringing them together in one long sentence like: "onetwothreefourpleasethankyouhellogoodbye". Can't remember her name but won't go back unless I get some advice to the contrary. Any other tips are appreciated. PM me.

BigDog.

I stopped in at Kingsgate this morning and was greeted by a petite girl that appeared to be in her twenties. She said her name was Mindy. She had a mask on the whole time but based on what I was able to see I would say she was the most attractive girl I have yet met at an AMP.

I went with a 30 minutes massage and on the flip she started with the up sale. At one point she was asking $4. I don't think it was for FS but maybe close to it. I just went with the standard HE. She did act very sweet and seemed to enjoy the time as much as I did.

PM if you have questions.

SH.

**ScuttleNutt** · 06-10-21 13:48

Gentlemen, this past week was the fourth time I've tried the "Chinese Touch Asian Massage" parlor near Winton Road and I-275. (It's technically on Smiley Avenue by the Walmart.) Overall, the massage is fairly good and some of the girls manage to do a decent deep tissue. That's about the extent of the good.

Each time I have gone, while the massage is decent, there is a near-constant upsell for (just 30 more minutes) with the implication that there is something more to be had. THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO BE HAD.

Save your money and go someplace else. I would continue to go there just for the decent quality of the massage, but the constant upsell kills it for me. There is better to be had elsewhere.

**JustGlassin** · 06-09-21 21:37

Originally Posted by BiGDo6 [View Original Post]

Have been out of town for a while but have been following the posts for the Nati. In the hopes of figuring out where the next under the radar place (like Assol, where the next Jenny might be). Saw a few posts about Kingsgate and Coco. Even though I knew she was gone I thought maybe another fun girl might take her place. So, I took a ride out there last week and tried them out. Wrong. The place, from what I saw and experienced, is nothing but a few Humpty Frumpties that offer nothing more than an abbreviated HE. Disappointment.

If I caught them on a bad night (it was a Monday) somebody please let me know.

The woman I had, mid to late 50's, couldn't speak more than 7 or 8 words of English. She kept stringing them together in one long sentence like: "onetwothreefourpleasethankyouhellogoodbye". Can't remember her name but won't go back unless I get some advice to the contrary. Any other tips are appreciated. PM me.

BigDog.

Yeah I went recently expecting a fit girl in her 30's like I was accustomed to and got a frumpty dumpty also. Standard massage and finish with zero push back.

**PearishBA** · 06-09-21 16:37

Originally Posted by BiGDo6 [View Original Post]

Have been out of town for a while but have been following the posts for the Nati. In the hopes of figuring out where the next under the radar place (like Assol, where the next Jenny might be). Saw a few posts about Kingsgate and Coco. Even though I knew she was gone I thought maybe another fun girl might take her place. So, I took a ride out there last week and tried them out. Wrong. The place, from what I saw and experienced, is nothing but a few Humpty Frumpties that offer nothing more than an abbreviated HE. Disappointment.

If I caught them on a bad night (it was a Monday) somebody please let me know.

The woman I had, mid to late 50's, couldn't speak more than 7 or 8 words of English. She kept stringing them together in one long sentence like: "onetwothreefourpleasethankyouhellogoodbye". Can't remember her name but won't go back unless I get some advice to the contrary. Any other tips are appreciated. PM me.

BigDog.

Be sure you're going to the right AMP in that area, there's another one close by that guys accidently go to that doesn't do extras. Unless you've been there before. If not call their number and tell them you're coming and put the address in this ad into you map app. Then call them again when you get there to make sure you are in the right place.

https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/216256

**PearishBA** · 06-09-21 16:32

Originally Posted by Bdirect [View Original Post]

Do the math, add up your total cost for massages per year. Add the years up. I all could have been driving new a corvette, (and picking up free pussy) so the AMPs win, I lose.

It all comes down to evolution my friend, men produce resources and women consume them. Access to pussy will never be cheap whether you're renting or buying. Plenty of guys out there can say the same during their marriage or in the aftermath of divorce. And its probably still alot cheaper with AMPs and escorts in terms of time, money, and emotional investment. Survival of the species be damned! LOL.

**IFeelGood** · 06-09-21 15:44

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**Bdirect** · 06-09-21 15:12

Do the math, add up your total cost for massages per year. Add the years up. I all could have been driving new a corvette, (and picking up free pussy) so the AMPs win, I lose.

**BiGDo6** · 06-09-21 14:33

Have been out of town for a while but have been following the posts for the Nati. In the hopes of figuring out where the next under the radar place (like Assol, where the next Jenny might be). Saw a few posts about Kingsgate and Coco. Even though I knew she was gone I thought maybe another fun girl might take her place. So, I took a ride out there last week and tried them out. Wrong. The place, from what I saw and experienced, is nothing but a few Humpty Frumpties that offer nothing more than an abbreviated HE. Disappointment.

If I caught them on a bad night (it was a Monday) somebody please let me know.

The woman I had, mid to late 50's, couldn't speak more than 7 or 8 words of English. She kept stringing them together in one long sentence like: "onetwothreefourpleasethankyouhellogoodbye". Can't remember her name but won't go back unless I get some advice to the contrary. Any other tips are appreciated. PM me.

BigDog.

**PearishBA** · 06-09-21 13:16

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Please don't feed the trolls.

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**Joe5543** · 06-09-21 12:40

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**PearishBA** · 06-09-21 12:04

Originally Posted by BelowMe [View Original Post]

I don't think you are thinking about this the right way, these girls aren't going to negotiate any harder. Honestly, if I pay $20 more than you what difference does that make? If a girl says I want $200 and that's not a large amount to me and I give it to her why should you care? As I said in one of my earlier posts on this subject, this is their business and those girls are going to start high and try and get as much as they can per client. In the other hand, if I'm willing to pay what they ask and not neogitiate because that makes them happy so I get their complete attention. I don't care it really doesn't matter if you know what I paid or not, you're never guaranteed to get the same rate so it makes no difference. We all know what the range is.

But as you said in your review, she was way hotter than Mimi in your opinion so you forked over a higher amount because you thought it was worth it. The next guy may feel differently therefor it doesn't really matter what you paid, we all know what the range is.

Pete threw everything off talking vaguely about luxury and Ferrari prices in his initial review. For all we knew he handed over his nice car title to Angela and been driving a smoking beater to work. He's been known to do that from time to time for some pussy. LOL.

But you can't tell me these girls aren't motivated by profit margin. And I'm not knocking them for trying to get more, its human nature. And when it gets out of hand there's even a name for it (GPS). Too many guys only post whether they're leaving happy, and we all know how dumb guys can get when it comes to their dick. I just want to keep the range healthy through transparency. Like the popular online price comparison services, Trucar for cars, but for pussy. We all should. And after seeing the average price, low and high ranges, you can go ahead and overpay if you want. And it actually helps you overpay better if that's your thing.

Ultimately we can agree to disagree and still give everyone what they want here. Since you don't think knowing the price others paid matters, why not just post it? Takes almost no effort to type the few extra keystrokes for what you paid at the end of your review. You're a minority though, I think most of the guys don't put what they paid because they're afraid of looking like an overpaying fool. Which makes the "range" more murky and less known than we'd like to think. And again there's no need for that on an anonymous forum.

**MarblesKyle** · 06-09-21 11:21

Originally Posted by BigBibble [View Original Post]

I had to go see what all this fuss was about and here's how it went:

6 for the house. 1. 0 tip to Angela which was worth it IMO.

You guys are making this place super busy. I called to set a morning appointment and when I arrived she was with another monger. I was asked to wait so I did and once the prior monger left I went in. The appointment was paid for an hr but I got about 40 minutes worth of time. During my session another monger arrived who had an appointment scheduled with Angela but it was during my time with her, so who ever is answering the phone is overlapping schedules with Angela and doing a terrible job.

Most of you know the details so I'm not going to waste time repeating it all. I got a topless CBJ with HE finish and it was quite the wild experience. I asked for FS but she said next time mainly because my unit is large and she didn't think she can handle it. She is definitely a freak. Because of all of the issues with my scheduling she committed to a session with her for "free" but we'll see if she lives up to it. I'll definitely go back and soon.

I typically call when I'm 30 min out to make sure they are open, and in the event there's a walk in at the same time I can at least say I called, but every single time they say "not busy, come" even though there are two mongers sitting in the lobby.

I've never called more than an hour out but I can't imagine they seriously book appointments. This place has a revolving door. They want bodies on tables from 10 am -10 pm. They know people will wait, in most cases, so they just tell everyone to bring it.

I can't really blame them. If they seriously took appointments I bet 30% would be no shows.