Massage Parlor Reports

**BigLuber** · 06-17-21 05:19

Originally Posted by EscortGuru [View Original Post]

So I've seen many ads on Bedpage for Nuru, but so far all the AMPs I've been too only offer the regular stuff despite the add. The Latina places, mostly run by 888 companions are major upsetters and no nuru either.

Anyone know where I can find a nice place for nuru or a shower massage, not a table shower, but a lady that showers with me and massages me.

Real NURU massage, like I had in Thailand is a messy deal. Usually involves oil or soapy body to body fun.

I have not seen any places set up like the soapy massage places in Pattaya Beach, the rooms were tiled up to the ceiling, and there was a plastic air mattress or low padded table that was able to have water run over it.

No mattress or pillows here. It's a shower room for two people.

The LMPs will advertise NURU, but it's just her rubbing her tits over you, dry or with some crap oil that will leave you itchy. , no where anything like I experienced in the far East.

Best option I had found in the past was AB massage on Pembroke road, just east of the Turnpike. I had some good encounters with a couple of nice ladies there, But, I have not been there in 4 or 5 years.

They have a big shower table room in the back, but the last few times I checked them out, there was a nasty old hag there behind a security window wanting my money first.

I'm not handing over any money till I check out the talent, so this pay up front and wait for your "attendant" to come to your room deal doesn't work for me.

There use to be a place called Mandy's on W Hallandale Beach Blvd, next to I-95, they had shower rooms and shower massage tables, the price was about 150 total, great place, lots of rotation there so you got new faces every week, but BSO closed them down.

Maybe you should just go check out places that advertise "table shower" and see what you can find.

**EscortGuru** · 06-17-21 01:25

So I've seen many ads on Bedpage for Nuru, but so far all the AMPs I've been too only offer the regular stuff despite the add. The Latina places, mostly run by 888 companions are major upsetters and no nuru either.

Anyone know where I can find a nice place for nuru or a shower massage, not a table shower, but a lady that showers with me and massages me.

**BigLuber** · 06-12-21 19:22

I called my #1 BBFS girl today, but she's in NY for now. So she sent me to see her friend Mindy at the spa at 164 NMB Blvd. Mindy is no where near as fine as my #1, she has a young mamason's body. Narrow in the hips and thicker around the shoulders and neck than I like.

But over all do-able, she's just 28 year old so no pot belly, yet. Nice tits.

She did have the fishy breath that so many of the mamason types have, but not strong, just barely noticeable.

Now, that the cons are covered, I'll give you the pros.

Her attitude was A++, super friendly and got handy with my junk immediately. I gave my usual quote, 100 plus tip, the tip is totally up to me. Agreed.

Mindy is talented with a nice thin condom she provided, BJ slip on was nice and neat.

Followed up with a good, strong massage and some walk on back.

So bottom line is that Mindy makes up for her lack of physical refinements with an awesome eager to please attitude.

I'm getting a boner here on the re-call writing this.

**EscortGuru** · 06-12-21 14:06

9272 SW 40th St, Miami. Opt for the half hour, pump and dump place. 2 xx, been there many times pale white skin asians usually attractive late 30's though occasionally they'll have a stunner in the 20's.

2039 SW 132nd Ct #25 - greeted by a woman I'd guess late 30's dressed in fancy club attire, low cut blouse, skirt, and heels. I was captivated at hello. Took me back gave me the best massage ever and no part of me untouched. The flip she got very aggressive and we didn't come to an understanding on the size of her gift for her to speak untranslated French to me. She wanted 2 and I offering 1. For a full workout she wanted 3. I got up and left when she started shouting I was wasting her time etc, gave her $30 for the excellent massage that easily I've paid 300 for at Elemis in the gables. $100 for 30 minute massage. But it was extremely enjoyable until she went psycho on the flip. This place is nice inside, she was well dressed. It's been about a week, I might go back next week see if theres another lady and try again.

**BigLuber** · 06-10-21 05:15

Originally Posted by BlueStream [View Original Post]

I went there once before as Himalya, definitely not the same. Ladies before did legit massage, not anything more than tease. Went now all the usual signs, hustle for cash. ATM in shop. Not my cup of tea but the ladies are not bad, probably 30's. Not as hot as the fort lauderdale scene but they look like models on 163rd.

Yeah, I checked out that place a while back, didn't seem friendly to mongers, it was Sunny Massage then.

I'll often just walk in and stand there quietly to see if a nice looking lady comes out and greets me, making physical contact, then I know that FS is worth perusing.

But if some rude little troll emerges from behind the curtain and starts shouting "HALF HOUR- HALF HOUR" at me, then I pass on the place.

They advertise on Adult Search too but no promise of FS, just a regular ad. And Rub Maps shows lots of reviews, but I can't read them, I don't feel like paying $14/ month to them.

I'm wondering if anyone has had FS here lately and survived to tell about it, it's bothersome to think that someone is so dumb that they would risk their business lic advertising illicit services. Even the LMPs don't advertise BBBJ, that's more like what an independent escort would do.

**BlueStream** · 06-09-21 08:44

I went there once before as Himalya, definitely not the same. Ladies before did legit massage, not anything more than tease. Went now all the usual signs, hustle for cash. ATM in shop. Not my cup of tea but the ladies are not bad, probably 30's. Not as hot as the fort lauderdale scene but they look like models on 163rd.

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

I agree, Looking at the ad it doesn't have the characteristics of an ad placed by an Asian woman, with the over use of just two symbols (Green check and red dash) in the heading.

New management and a new name would have an ad that showed the rooms or front desk or the store front most likely too.

It could be legit, just made by someone not familiar with the laws on solicitation, but it does seem too blatant even for a foreigner, and the English is not broken anywhere in the ad which is a sign that an American wrote this.

**BigLuber** · 06-08-21 05:16

Originally Posted by ChillyWilly325 [View Original Post]

Simply put, stay away from this one, fake or you know who trapping jonhs.

I agree, Looking at the ad it doesn't have the characteristics of an ad placed by an Asian woman, with the over use of just two symbols (Green check and red dash) in the heading.

New management and a new name would have an ad that showed the rooms or front desk or the store front most likely too.

It could be legit, just made by someone not familiar with the laws on solicitation, but it does seem too blatant even for a foreigner, and the English is not broken anywhere in the ad which is a sign that an American wrote this.

**BigLuber** · 06-08-21 04:59

Originally Posted by Leggomy [View Original Post]

Looking at the website, it appears to be completely filled with scam or fake ads.

https://miami.bedpage.com/Therapeuti.../12806010.html

Oh, yeah. Bed Page is just like any other ad site, it's going to have bogus / phony ads to trick mongers into paying for nothing.

But, with this AMP on tenth and NMB Blvd, it looks like either their desperate for business or the LE have set up surveillance there and are fishing for guys to bust, because it's not normal that a licensed business makes illicit offers.

Either way, it's going to be the usual "not the girls in the photos" deal.

**Gio007** · 06-07-21 15:53

I am planning to visit Angelina day spa in Coral way. Has anyone been there and know if they do FS?

**Gio007** · 06-07-21 13:24

I am planning to go to Angelina say spa in coral way. Do they do FS over there. I spoke with them on the phone just asking for price and stuff and they seem very professional, I don't know if they do hot stuff.

**ChillyWilly325** · 06-07-21 12:50

Originally Posted by Leggomy [View Original Post]

Looking at the website, it appears to be completely filled with scam or fake ads.

Simply put, stay away from this one, fake or you know who trapping jonhs.

**Leggomy** · 06-07-21 10:58

Originally Posted by BigLuber [View Original Post]

Wow, the heat must be turned down real low now with the AMP bust because the once shy little AMPs are advertising FS, BBBJ, all you want XXX.

Seems TGTBT, please someone go report on this place.

https://miami.bedpage.com/Therapeuti.../12806010.html

Looking at the website, it appears to be completely filled with scam or fake ads.

**BigLuber** · 06-06-21 19:01

Wow, the heat must be turned down real low now with the AMP bust because the once shy little AMPs are advertising FS, BBBJ, all you want XXX.

Seems TGTBT, please someone go report on this place.

https://miami.bedpage.com/Therapeuti.../12806010.html

**Drew1750** · 06-04-21 18:23

Been down to the Asian massage. Didn't see Lisa so I see another women must be like 35-40 years old. She wasn't that bad pump and dump started with doggy. Finished with a hand job because I got too tired.

Total ran me $152. Don't think I will be back because it's too steep for the girls who don't look that good.

Also got a massage that was decent.

Monger on.