Massage Parlor Reports

[Max #01]

Actually, I think this is a very useful tidbit. It says to me that the lady isn't trying to rush me through the appointment. I generally don't have this experience, but some ladies can be bad with this.

To me, the biggest issues I encounter are:

- Ladies that don't allow basic activities and push your hands away if you try to use your hands, or don't allow DATY (I know, it's my weakness).

- Ladies that are so worried about the cover that they keep their hand between you, and then the cover comes off because she's got her hand on it.

I've posted before that I had prostate cancer surgery last fall. Fortunately, all of the cancer came out with the prostate and the surgeon was able to save the nerves. He also put me on a daily 5 mg dose of generic Cialis (insurance covers it!) to help with blood flow. I started venturing back to AMPs in March when we were being released from house arrest. The doc said to double up on the Cialis on days I plan to engage in adult activities, but this has helped only little.

I have dry orgasms but I still cannot get hard enough to consummate a relationship. I try to explain this to the provider with varying success. I point out my scars during the TS and will say something like "dry cum" as the intensity builds. Most AMP technicians understand phases like this and words like "cancer" or "operation" but it's hard to communicate what's going on and what to expect. I've even thought of using Google Translate to translate a sentence or two into Korean.

[Nyyfan]

Actually, I think this is a very useful tidbit. It says to me that the lady isn't trying to rush me through the appointment. I generally don't have this experience, but some ladies can be bad with this.

To me, the biggest issues I encounter are:

- Ladies that don't allow basic activities and push your hands away if you try to use your hands, or don't allow DATY (I know, it's my weakness).

- Ladies that are so worried about the cover that they keep their hand between you, and then the cover comes off because she's got her hand on it.

Years ago I was doing DATY to one of my favorite providers and did not noticed that the condom had came off. As usual after the DATY I went right in to put junior inside her. We did Mish and I busted inside her thinking that I was wearing the condom. Then we both realized that the condom had come off during the DATY.

There have been other times that the condom have come off while having Mish or doggie and we have not been aware of it. Also, a few times the lady will start with CFS and then take the condom off and continue with BBFS until the end.

There have also been times when we will do CFS and then I'll ask the lady to take off the condom and finish me with a BBBJ. Good luck and stay safe.

[BMoreDog69]

Actually, I think this is a very useful tidbit. It says to me that the lady isn't trying to rush me through the appointment. I generally don't have this experience, but some ladies can be bad with this.

To me, the biggest issues I encounter are:

- Ladies that don't allow basic activities and push your hands away if you try to use your hands, or don't allow DATY (I know, it's my weakness).

- Ladies that are so worried about the cover that they keep their hand between you, and then the cover comes off because she's got her hand on it.

[Trav]

I agree with you to a point, but you simply said go to RL if you want to spend lots of money to play the long relationship game, which didn't suggest to me you were comparing say the ages / figures of the ladies. But yes again, everyone has their type of lady they like to see, the type of service they like to receive from said girl etc. I found it humorous though that you then tried to compare RL to 98 Mott, like the place on Mott was some upscale, amazing place or something. I was also referring to the service the ladies themselves provide, not whether or not you enjoy them. That's like going to a restaurant and saying the service is bad because you didn't like the taste of the steak, yet the waiter was very attentive and the steak was prepared exactly as you specified. Thats not a question of service.

Not sure why you had to add the jab about guys having ED go to RL either. Sounded like you were just trying to be insulting.

98 Mott 6 floor is the best bang for the buck. When I go I am able to choose the person and if no one rings my bell I just walk away. Since you been, you might had Lilly or Lucy. Those 2 in particular are pretty good looking and at that time I only pay 60 (2 years back). Is no where near as pristine as RL but if you are going to engage in this type of activity then pristine rooms are not the first thing that comes to mind. At least I appreciate they have a sink in the room to wash my junk. IMHO, this place is best bang for the buck. Better than those holes in Flushing Queens.

WRT ED, I only mentioned ED because the 2 or 3 gentleman that post very positive RL reviews specifically say they go to RL for that reason. I was not trying to be insulting. And if anyone have ED issues, RL therapist may be for you.

I am not the only one that came away from RL disappointed. The disappointment is a direct result of the MANY positive reviews posted by a handful of people which skewed our expectations.

[Propilot]

A humble request. I think this board is in danger of becoming the RL ALL THE TIME board. We've dissected RL's pros and cons ad infinitum. We know the long game, the ED issues, the best and the worst. Let's move on. There are places I WISH we heard more about. RS, Cherry, VIP. To name a few, as well as our underserved friends in Lanham, College Park, Temple Hills, Laurel, etc. Whaddya say?

More mongers than you know wanted to say enough already. I received at least three pms about that issue.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[LarryGLovin]

I saw this too and wondered the same. I'm curious to hear mongers opinions on where to go in this area for the best effectively legit massage (with extras)?

I see that this is a new spa advertising in Suitland. Has anyone been or have any intel on it?

[Truckie2]

I see that this is a new spa advertising in Suitland. Has anyone been or have any intel on it?

[Korman23]

This is only true if the product you purchase are identical. RL and VIP ladies are on the opposite ends of the spectrum. Service is just not the table shower, massage, BJ and FS, is also how much you enjoy doing it with the provider.

I am happy to pay the extra 40 to see Seven or Kay at VIP. I felt I threw my cash out the window with Julie.

I agree with you to a point, but you simply said go to RL if you want to spend lots of money to play the long relationship game, which didn't suggest to me you were comparing say the ages / figures of the ladies. But yes again, everyone has their type of lady they like to see, the type of service they like to receive from said girl etc. I found it humorous though that you then tried to compare RL to 98 Mott, like the place on Mott was some upscale, amazing place or something. I was also referring to the service the ladies themselves provide, not whether or not you enjoy them. That's like going to a restaurant and saying the service is bad because you didn't like the taste of the steak, yet the waiter was very attentive and the steak was prepared exactly as you specified. That’s not a question of service.

Not sure why you had to add the jab about guys having ED go to RL either. Sounded like you were just trying to be insulting.

[Harry Krevitz]

Maybe people are staying away from VIP because the last review wasn't the best talking there is a new mama who isn't as friendly as the last one and she's not returning and the provider tried to get out of doing the service because of assuming reasons but maybe people are just staying away. I can tell you I don't review much because I get tired of smart comments, last review I asked a question and pretty much got bashed for overthinking that's not what this forum was made for. This is just my opinion tho.

Actually it's quite the opposite they've been so busy that it's not easy to get an appointment at times, it's just that for some reason the majority of us regulars choose not to post too much on here for whatever reason. It has always been that way. I can see your reasoning though but I don't think people are going there just to see the MMS anyway and besides that she's okay too as far as I can tell just not as chatty as Hannah but her taking appointment abilities, customer interactions, etc. Are the same.

IMO some people just try to avoid all the hype and drama that the board can bring at times but who the hell knows really. Overall the best I can tell they are going as strong as ever. Also you can't always believe 100% what you read on here too it's best to go see for yourself.

Sorry to hear you got less than friendly results with your last review, maybe try a PM to someone that you know is a regular if you have a question next time like myself if you like. Hope this helps.

Good luck to ya!

[Tazdevil77]

You're right it seems most of VIP's customers don't like to kiss and tell these days or they're trying to keep it all for themselves and don't want to share. I've been out of action lately for a medical issue but a good friend of mine said Kay went on vacation, Seven came back, there's a new small lady with a nice big set of man mades that gives great service named Coco and last but not least a new hot College type girl named Chanel. Not the Chanel of old but a new one with the same name. Sorry I don't have any more details than that but hope it helps a little anyway.

Good luck!

Maybe people are staying away from VIP because the last review wasn't the best talking there is a new mama who isn't as friendly as the last one and she's not returning and the provider tried to get out of doing the service because of assuming reasons but maybe people are just staying away. I can tell you I don't review much because I get tired of smart comments, last review I asked a question and pretty much got bashed for overthinking that's not what this forum was made for. This is just my opinion tho.

[Nyyfan]

Now I'm confused because I was there at 11 am on 5/28 and mama told me I was the very first customer of hers and said please treat Cindy right and again said you very first customer of hers. I said ok. I could tell she was nervous at first she barely touched me in the shower but fun time she opened up a lot but anyway when leaving I asked her twice if her name was Cindy and she said yes but I don't know maybe language barrier.

I was told that there's a new girl named Sarah at RL. The customer mentioned that Sarah has the prettiest face in RL. Her body is slightly better than the average RL girl. He also stated that as of 6-1 the following ladies were working at RL: Sarah, Sunny, Sue, Monica, and Julie. He did not see either Bonnie or Cindy that day. I was told on 5-28 that Pink was on vacation. Good luck and stay safe.

[Trav]

first, spending lots of money is the opposite of going to RL, at least in this area. You can get the same service at RL that you can in Greenbelt and other places and spend less money.

This is only true if the product you purchase are identical. RL and VIP ladies are on the opposite ends of the spectrum. Service is just not the table shower, massage, BJ and FS, is also how much you enjoy doing it with the provider.

I am happy to pay the extra 40 to see Seven or Kay at VIP. I felt I threw my cash out the window with Julie.

[Xsham]

Is it ridiculous to get a good are&T in MD now? Does anyone know a good spot for just that? I know it's the spot for other shit but you know. Please hit me up with other locations because there are no reviews.

[Harry Krevitz]

Thank you! You'd think VIP doesn't even exist anymore given how few reviews it gets. In contrast you'd think the RL is the only AMP in the whole DMV.

You're right it seems most of VIP's customers don't like to kiss and tell these days or they're trying to keep it all for themselves and don't want to share. I've been out of action lately for a medical issue but a good friend of mine said Kay went on vacation, Seven came back, there's a new small lady with a nice big set of man mades that gives great service named Coco and last but not least a new hot College type girl named Chanel. Not the Chanel of old but a new one with the same name. Sorry I don't have any more details than that but hope it helps a little anyway.

Good luck!

[DC Raider]

Paid a visit to Kim located in a strip of shops off RT1. If you go and don't want to be distracted by guys without appts and phone calls. Go before 1 or after 5.

Got there around 2, guy was getting dressed when I came in had to wait for him to leave before she saw me. TS was ok kept me at attention frequently playing. Massage is relaxing rub with cream then hot towel message. Phone rings, comes back and makes up with a DT lip lock, gagged some but kept it. She slipped on the jimmy and took me in standing mish, eyes rolled backed and she's kinda tight when the thickness really gets in. Afterwards another shower to rinse off after my work out, haven't seen her ever not go all out for me anyway, YMMV.