Escort Reports

[DirteeBoy]

Saw this girl tonight. I was in an extremely desperate situation and broke a few major rules. Barely read her ad, and couldn't do any research. Basically went to her hotel, and handed her the donation. Then she started the massage and she basically started with the upsell. Anything additional was 2 K, 500 minimum. Again, I know I should of asked her and I broke a few major rules, but I just wanted to warn you guys to stay away. I TOFTT, LOL.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...3.htm?cat=2949

[MiRoad]

By the time she gets done prepping the area to her satisfaction, you may be sorry you asked for it.

Trust me. Joyce's rimming is not a sensual experience. She preps you (including mouthwash asshole spray) has you bend over the bed, spreads your cheeks and licks your asshole. Sounds OK, but isn't. It's a totally sterile and non-erotic experience, much more so than her strange DFK action. I've seen her many times and she has other redeeming qualities. Some things are best to skip.

[LizardLeader18]

Interesting, times must be tough for her to make that switch! She does indeed have an incredible body & was incredibly sweet during our session last year.

But to be brutally honest, the cons outweigh the pros. Her face was so-so, too many rules, way better massages to be had, and I promise you'll find a better experience by spending that 500 (or less) elsewhere. If you're already screened with one of the K-girl agencies or into the sugaring scene, you'll get much more bang for your buck (pun intended).

Who are you favorite massages? Between her, Jenna Capri, Nadia, and Eden, I've found here to be pretty top notch.

[Black Coffee]

I think that Joyce in Chantilly will do that. I seem to recall her offering it to me before. Not really my thing so I declined.

Anyone have a good rimming provider?

By the time she gets done prepping the area to her satisfaction, you may be sorry you asked for it.

[OldBoomer]

Really dude - $$18 for 3!

Really dude - $$18 for 3!

I have tried many different raincoats. They all keep you dry. However, my favorites by far are the brands using Polyisoprene. I believe the raincoat recommended above is polyurethane. Polyurethane is good if you want the thinnest raincoat. However, there is less stretch than Polyisoprene and believe it or not Polyurethane raincoats squeak.

There are only a few polyisoprene raincoats. I like Skyn by lifestyles. These are very good for job conditions where the wind is blowing and you want to feel the wetness of the blow and the warmth of the rain. It can feel as if there was no raincoat at all. In fact there have been times in extreme blow that I have thought I forgot the raincoat altogether.

Cheap too.

[OrZammar]

I think that Joyce in Chantilly will do that. I seem to recall her offering it to me before. Not really my thing so I declined.

If I remember right, that thread was made because some really vocal guy was complaining about Escort Alligator girls sometimes being reviewed here. And that guy has been banned hahahaha. I mean its whatever, I post reviews of agency girls in both threads, I don't care.

[Shier]

Anyone have a good rimming provider?

I believe this is Elizabeth Journey's claim to fame.

https://elizabethjourney.info/

[Mandane]

Anyone have a good rimming provider?

I think that Joyce in Chantilly will do that. I seem to recall her offering it to me before. Not really my thing so I declined.

[Bob O Rama]

As some one new coming into the area and have used different boards in different states, NOVA area is pretty much the only one who does this on this board. Heck even in different regions on this board they handle it differently. From what I can tell 90%of the post in this section are agency related. Agency being defined as a business who screens applicants, has an individual who does booking for multiple ladies, and takes a cut of the donation.

So if I wanted to look up Katie the independent provider vs Katie at an agency and I use the search function both will come up here this muddying up the waters. It just makes using the search function a little harder then it needs to be. And if you post a review of Katie or ask a question more senior members tend reply with "do your homework on the board", even though there are 25 post of a "Katie" with no way to tell which is which.

Ultimately the community will decide what goes where under what section.

The "Agency Discussion and Reviews" thread only popped up this year. For the longest time, all discussions regarding agencies have been in this Escort thread. I don't see the point in having a separate thread to discuss "just agencies".

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Tomk2323]

Was disappointed to find Sela went from 330 to 450 for 1 hour. Great for her, but that's just to high a rate. I'm hoping is long term customers stop get the old rate, but I doubt it.

I am a long term customer and was kept at the old rate. You should be good. I saw her recently.

[Jim Rob]

Was disappointed to find Sela went from 330 to 450 for 1 hour. Great for her, but that's just to high a rate. I'm hoping is long term customers stop get the old rate, but I doubt it.

[DcGuy246]

Anyone have a good rimming provider?

[Cruisin1011]

I don't see why escort agencies don't go under the escort thread. Especially in northern va where agencies are plentiful and make up the balk of the talent. What makes it an agency? Lots of providers have management and many do safety screening. Are crapshoots agencies? Its an identical business model with less consistency and no screening. I feel like folks are upset with the picky agencies or the ones that ask for I'd and pictures and whatnot. They are sick of reading about the gorgeous girls who do all the naughty things for bargain prices that they can't see so they have relagated "agencies" to a secondary thread. I don't get it. Moon palace is on the other thread and they barely screen and use some fake pics like the crapshoots. The only screening moonpalace did was asked me if I had been there before. The answer to which is always yes.

As some one new coming into the area and have used different boards in different states, NOVA area is pretty much the only one who does this on this board. Heck even in different regions on this board they handle it differently. From what I can tell 90%of the post in this section are agency related. Agency being defined as a business who screens applicants, has an individual who does booking for multiple ladies, and takes a cut of the donation.

So if I wanted to look up Katie the independent provider vs Katie at an agency and I use the search function both will come up here this muddying up the waters. It just makes using the search function a little harder then it needs to be. And if you post a review of Katie or ask a question more senior members tend reply with "do your homework on the board", even though there are 25 post of a "Katie" with no way to tell which is which.

Ultimately the community will decide what goes where under what section.

[EagerPyros]

Sorry if this has been asked before, but what's the general etiquette for how long you should wait once sending a screening request before messaging the screener / agency again if you haven't received a response. I know most of the more well known ones will be busier so I'm not exactly expecting any sort of response from one anytime soon, but just wanted to get a general idea if it's frowned upon to ask about screening or re-request screening before a certain period. Thanks.

[FloorHump422]

I don't see why escort agencies don't go under the escort thread. Especially in northern va where agencies are plentiful and make up the balk of the talent. What makes it an agency? Lots of providers have management and many do safety screening. Are crapshoots agencies? Its an identical business model with less consistency and no screening. I feel like folks are upset with the picky agencies or the ones that ask for I'd and pictures and whatnot. They are sick of reading about the gorgeous girls who do all the naughty things for bargain prices that they can't see so they have relagated "agencies" to a secondary thread. I don't get it. Moon palace is on the other thread and they barely screen and use some fake pics like the crapshoots. The only screening moonpalace did was asked me if I had been there before. The answer to which is always yes.

You sound cranky LOL. Is it really the same business model if they have a different level of service, security protocols, price point, and level of providers? Even if you can't quantify it, qualitatively speaking, the girls on Listcrawler and AdultSearch are much different than those at the agencies, crapshoot or not.