Massage Parlor Reports

[ComTech42]

Actually that's funny.

Tommy Tutone.

[HobbyMan51]

Should have read your post before replying to Doc's *incredible* humor (may it die a thousand deaths). That (shit) song, along with "My Sharona" by The Knack, should be banned forever. Are you trying to dispense nightmares to your fellow mongers?

No sir, I would never do that! My apologies for your trauma.

[GreaterGator]

Never heard anyone having success at New You. Are you serious?

Just to clarify, the "no happy massage here" sign on the back of the room door was true to form this time. This first visit with the new ownership was DIY. Just sayin', with a little bit of game and maybe a few visits, there may be possibilities.

[Niteluvr]

If you go to the asian grocery store and see old ugly ladies picking fruits, that's what's going to be rubbing your balls.

I got fooled too. The smell of old asian lady will get you as well.

If you find that attractive to you, no disrespect intended. Everyone has their own taste.

Sarah is the fugly one at Bali. I wouldn't fuck her but she swears that Jenny is 'much' younger, so I'm curious what she looks like.

[HobbyMan51]

Jenny is working at Sweet Hut now.

Noooooo! Say it ain't so!

[MarkT]

First camp run post covid. Got Ivy. Petite late 30s/early 40's, can't tell behind the mask. Excellent massage. Went full hour. Her technique was amazing. Tons of otc and UTC. I didn't last for more than a min LOL. 60+40.

[Niteluvr]

Drove by and Top V is now Spring Massage. Anyone tried the current talent?

[Poshir]

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[JDont]

Its a song.

Actually that's funny.

[Niteluvr]

But if Jenny's not there then who can I turn to? A number on the wall? For a good time call?

Should have read your post before replying to Doc's *incredible* humor (may it die a thousand deaths). That (shit) song, along with "My Sharona" by The Knack, should be banned forever. Are you trying to dispense nightmares to your fellow mongers?

[Niteluvr]

Before the ownership change about a year ago, I had good success there. I stopped in recently and was greeted with a smile from a decent looking 40 year old. Said I couldn't stay but will come back another time. Called ahead for an appointment a few days later. Same girl, nice attitude, good massage. Sign on room door said "no happy massages here". Of course we all know that usually doesn't mean much. This time it did despite my best efforts. A little bit of teasing makes me wonder if maybe some of you other guys may have more luck.

Never heard anyone having success at New You. Are you serious?

[Niteluvr]

Its a song.

Ugh. Once you mentioned 'song,' I remembered it without the false area code. Hope you have a nice BBQ for your Memorial Day.

[DocHolliday35]

What is that phone number for?

Its a song.

[Petey1015]

But if Jenny's not there then who can I turn to? A number on the wall? For a good time call?

Jenny is working at Sweet Hut now.

[MichealChu88]

Does anyone have any intel on Jenny at Bali?

If you go to the asian grocery store and see old ugly ladies picking fruits, that's what's going to be rubbing your balls.

I got fooled too. The smell of old asian lady will get you as well.

If you find that attractive to you, no disrespect intended. Everyone has their own taste.