Massage Parlor Reports

**DNicewitit** · 05-31-21 17:46

Went to see Anna, but I'm not sure I had her or not but the massage I had was very good. At first I tried making an appointment but was told Anna busy come back in an hour or I could have new girl who was available. I believe I saw favorable previous reports of a Kerry, so I didn't mind. Once I arrived like 5 minutes later. I was greeted by woman on the phone. I could tell from her jolly happy go lucky voice. She got a room ready for me and said Anna, wait a couple minutes. I thought she initially said I'd have to wait. So I jump into my birthday suit and assumed the position. In walks a woman, whether Anna or not I didn't know but once she lather up and put them paws on me, I began to melt. It's been a while so I was a bit sensitive to her every touch. It was a relatively good massage with slight teasing. I wished for more but I like a really good massage in addition. About mid way through massage, in walks little mama and she starts rubbing me asking if I wanted four hands. Now although I had enough batter for the both of them I really wanted to see how far I could get with my initial girl and if there would be any other extras. I declined but she kept rubbing and said should would do for free. In my scooby do voice."URgh. WrOK"! I never had a 4 hand before and it was really good, it didn't last the whole time but it was a nice sample. Eventually she left and I was hopeful that perhaps more was on the table. So far so good. On the flip she straddled me and whipped the girls out. I got a mouthful, a handful downunder and I was trying to see if I could move the pantyline to the side and dig to bury my treasure, but no dice. She lathered up somemore and used 3 hands to get the recipe to my secret sauce. It was a good finish. She then offered a table shower and said it would be free. Wow. Today was my lucky day. After squeezing out every last drop, my baby giraffe legs wobbled to the back room where there was a table shower. She scrubbed me and lathered up the berries. My dangling ones and my dingle ones.😁.

I went back to the room, got dressed and thought about what the visit was all worth. I wish and hope more is one the menu, but for the treatment that I received along with the extra time, I thought 1. 4 was good justified. I would have loved to cap it off with a foot massage cause my dogs have been sore for weeks. But there is always next time. I will definitely repeat in hopes of possibly more happiness to be had.

**GeeWhizMa** · 05-31-21 17:45

Forum search is giving me no love due to the name being shared by other establishments and providers. What's the word on Sunny Massage in the Walmart Neighborhood Market center by Winters Chapel and Peeler?

**Champ1201** · 05-31-21 16:41

Originally Posted by GreaterGator [View Original Post]

Before the ownership change about a year ago, I had good success there. I stopped in recently and was greeted with a smile from a decent looking 40 year old. Said I couldn't stay but will come back another time. Called ahead for an appointment a few days later. Same girl, nice attitude, good massage. Sign on room door said "no happy massages here". Of course we all know that usually doesn't mean much. This time it did despite my best efforts. A little bit of teasing makes me wonder if maybe some of you other guys may have more luck.

Been there twice. Very sensual but also very legit. I stayed from 60 and extended to 90 just because it was so good, best massage I've had. No ups, no extras; at least when I was there.

**ComTech42** · 05-31-21 12:21

Originally Posted by JDont [View Original Post]

Actually that's funny.

Tommy Tutone.

**HobbyMan51** · 05-31-21 10:15

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Should have read your post before replying to Doc's *incredible* humor (may it die a thousand deaths). That (shit) song, along with "My Sharona" by The Knack, should be banned forever. Are you trying to dispense nightmares to your fellow mongers?

No sir, I would never do that! My apologies for your trauma.

**GreaterGator** · 05-31-21 09:08

Originally Posted by Niteluvr [View Original Post]

Never heard anyone having success at New You. Are you serious?

Just to clarify, the "no happy massage here" sign on the back of the room door was true to form this time. This first visit with the new ownership was DIY. Just sayin', with a little bit of game and maybe a few visits, there may be possibilities.

**Niteluvr** · 05-31-21 08:37

Originally Posted by MichealChu88 [View Original Post]

If you go to the asian grocery store and see old ugly ladies picking fruits, that's what's going to be rubbing your balls.

I got fooled too. The smell of old asian lady will get you as well.

If you find that attractive to you, no disrespect intended. Everyone has their own taste.

Sarah is the fugly one at Bali. I wouldn't fuck her but she swears that Jenny is 'much' younger, so I'm curious what she looks like.

**HobbyMan51** · 05-31-21 01:33

Originally Posted by PepeTheBand [View Original Post]

Jenny is working at Sweet Hut now.

Noooooo! Say it ain't so!

**MarkT** · 05-31-21 01:33

First camp run post covid. Got Ivy. Petite late 30s/early 40's, can't tell behind the mask. Excellent massage. Went full hour. Her technique was amazing. Tons of otc and UTC. I didn't last for more than a min LOL. 60+40.

**Niteluvr** · 05-30-21 20:09

Drove by and Top V is now Spring Massage. Anyone tried the current talent?

**Poshir** · 05-30-21 18:52

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**JDont** · 05-30-21 16:18

Originally Posted by DocHolliday35 [View Original Post]

Its a song.

Actually that's funny.

**Niteluvr** · 05-30-21 16:13

Originally Posted by HobbyMan51 [View Original Post]

But if Jenny's not there then who can I turn to? A number on the wall? For a good time call?

Should have read your post before replying to Doc's *incredible* humor (may it die a thousand deaths). That (shit) song, along with "My Sharona" by The Knack, should be banned forever. Are you trying to dispense nightmares to your fellow mongers?

**Niteluvr** · 05-30-21 16:05

Originally Posted by GreaterGator [View Original Post]

Before the ownership change about a year ago, I had good success there. I stopped in recently and was greeted with a smile from a decent looking 40 year old. Said I couldn't stay but will come back another time. Called ahead for an appointment a few days later. Same girl, nice attitude, good massage. Sign on room door said "no happy massages here". Of course we all know that usually doesn't mean much. This time it did despite my best efforts. A little bit of teasing makes me wonder if maybe some of you other guys may have more luck.

Never heard anyone having success at New You. Are you serious?