Strip Club Reports

**Bishop69** · 05-31-21 12:54

Originally Posted by JetSpray [View Original Post]

Stopped in and got a drink noticed a dancer named sari. Last time I was in we talked a little and I had to leave. This time she was sitting in a by herself and I walked over said hi. Last week I was looking on sumosearch and saw her. Her name was Kellie, a cute black girl that gives pse. Well I mention this to her and said the glasses she was wearing were quite in the ad. Well she looks at me and says "well you should have called the fucking ad" gets up walks away and goes to the bouncer and tells him I am harassing her. WTF? He walks up and and asks me to come to the door with him. I explain I did nothing wrong and explained what had happened. He gave me a 20 and a pass to bogarts because he had only her and a fat chick to work tonight, she is fing crazy and to come back Tues and eat can have a drink and laugh about it.

Sounds to me that she got upset you made her because her in club pricing is going to be way more than on her ad and she is looking for a come up in the club. Man these chicks kill me.

**PacoTaco** · 05-31-21 11:06

Originally Posted by TimeTwist [View Original Post]

I was at Criket the next day, and it was about the same. Mostly fat, and the ones relatively thin were out of shape, and wanted too much, was quoted prices that are more in line with Flight Club by most of the dancers.

Went over to Bogies and Henry's and the dancers at both were in better shape on average, Most at Bogies were actually hotter than the dancers I saw at Criket, and Henry's had two of the hottest that night which just ain't right.

So I was supposed to write a report back from Friday's visits. Did that same circuit and you couldn't have said it any better. Cricket last few times the line up has been pretty bad. Boogies was slammed with guys no where to sit. Henry's had two dancers working. This was Friday day shift.

**EFrom MI** · 05-31-21 08:30

Went to Bogarts on Sunday around 7, Dominic a black girl with large bolt on's came and chatted with me, we went upstairs for a covered BJ, $, will repeat.

I'm interested in Lisa Lisa, but last 3 times I have been there she is always just sitting with someone usually playing on her phone.

**JetSpray** · 05-30-21 23:04

Stopped in and got a drink noticed a dancer named sari. Last time I was in we talked a little and I had to leave. This time she was sitting in a by herself and I walked over said hi. Last week I was looking on sumosearch and saw her. Her name was Kellie, a cute black girl that gives pse. Well I mention this to her and said the glasses she was wearing were quite in the ad. Well she looks at me and says "well you should have called the fucking ad" gets up walks away and goes to the bouncer and tells him I am harassing her. WTF? He walks up and and asks me to come to the door with him. I explain I did nothing wrong and explained what had happened. He gave me a 20 and a pass to bogarts because he had only her and a fat chick to work tonight, she is fing crazy and to come back Tues and eat can have a drink and laugh about it.

**Trick Daddy** · 05-30-21 22:39

Ran into a blast from the past. Pamela from H8's. She's 60 or 61 at this point, and still had the best body in the place by far. She also said Mia is dancing there now. I forgot which nights. No word on Deanna unfortunately.

**JackOfClubs** · 05-30-21 18:11

Originally Posted by Power69 [View Original Post]

But some of us like a little meat on the bone.

You won't get any competition for them from me, I'm looking for a peeler type that looks like Karen Carpenter.

**ED Pills** · 05-30-21 12:48

Originally Posted by Power69 [View Original Post]

But some of us like a little meat on the bone.

Polar bears actually prefer the fat to the meat.

**Power69** · 05-30-21 12:35

Originally Posted by EDPills [View Original Post]

Most are probably not members of weight watchers but.

But some of us like a little meat on the bone.

**JackOfClubs** · 05-30-21 11:19

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

I was there yesterday afternoon after striking out at Bogie's & Henry's. Every dancer was thick (or fat depending on your pov) and if was very crowded with customers. Half black half white among the ten is so dancers, basically all big.

I prefer younger women with tight bodies, one brunette waitress fit that bill was smoking hot and hottest one there IMO. But she doesn't dance. Same with H8 N, smoking hot bartender but fat, old ugly women.

Ha ha that's funny because back in the day Deja Vu used to advertise that they had 50 beautiful girls and 3 fat / ugly ones LOL and now with this generation it is about 50/50, I sometimes watch south American beauty pageants on Youtube and every single girl is fit and attractive, and it is all about the swimsuits! And then you watch an American pageant and it is everything except the swimsuits and it is all about political correctness.

**Time Twist** · 05-30-21 09:29

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

I was there yesterday afternoon after striking out at Bogie's & Henry's. Every dancer was thick (or fat depending on your pov) and if was very crowded with customers. Half black half white among the ten is so dancers, basically all big.

I prefer younger women with tight bodies, one brunette waitress fit that bill was smoking hot and hottest one there IMO. But she doesn't dance. Same with H8 N, smoking hot bartender but fat, old ugly women.

I was at Criket the next day, and it was about the same. Mostly fat, and the ones relatively thin were out of shape, and wanted too much, was quoted prices that are more in line with Flight Club by most of the dancers.

Went over to Bogies and Henry's and the dancers at both were in better shape on average, Most at Bogies were actually hotter than the dancers I saw at Criket, and Henry's had two of the hottest that night which just ain't right.

**GgManSpot** · 05-29-21 17:04

Originally Posted by Diggles [View Original Post]

Are there any clubs open later than 11 pm? Which club is best for extras any time? Thanks gents.

Starting June 1st there all back open until 2 am and your best options for extras anytime of the day always are Henry's and Bogarts.

**SamPerkins420** · 05-29-21 15:14

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

Can you elaborate a little? Was the line-up filled with weight watcher members? Was there an epidemic of GPS? The one thing that has always sucked at Criket is the bitchy bartender.

I was there yesterday afternoon after striking out at Bogie's & Henry's. Every dancer was thick (or fat depending on your pov) and if was very crowded with customers. Half black half white among the ten is so dancers, basically all big.

I prefer younger women with tight bodies, one brunette waitress fit that bill was smoking hot and hottest one there IMO. But she doesn't dance. Same with H8 N, smoking hot bartender but fat, old ugly women.

**ED Pills** · 05-29-21 14:15

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

Can you elaborate a little? Was the line-up filled with weight watcher members? Was there an epidemic of GPS? The one thing that has always sucked at Criket is the bitchy bartender.

Most are probably not members of weight watchers but.

**Passenger** · 05-29-21 12:55

Originally Posted by Diggles [View Original Post]

Are there any clubs open later than 11 pm? Which club is best for extras any time? Thanks gents.

Just the usual suspects.

Flight Club for best, most expensive talent. BTs and Landing Strip for good talent, and then Henry VIII (H8 N), Bogarts, and Silver Criket for mixed-bag, but probably the best value.