Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6060]

I started cuddling and was very surprised at the success I had. It's my new obsession. PM me for details but I will be very selective on who I share what with. The girls only advertise there and are low volume. I'll trade for other under the radar girls. Not Asians and not girls like Faith or Canton Jen. Real UTR girls who are also low volume.

[CrustNuts]

I stopped by today for the first time in ages. She asked if I wanted to try something new. She has a new option called a hydro massage. There is an inflatable swimming pool placed over her massage table. It is like getting a table shower and a body slide at the same time. I thought it was excellent. No need to add details as she has been thoroughly reviewed here. It would probably be good to call ahead if you want this because she may have to set it up.

https://detroit.rubratings.com/142769

[Jp1225]

I showered immediately before going. No possibilty of odor or being dirty. Attire was clean jeans and a golf shirt. The shoes, well, I'll give you that one partly. I was just barely in the door and hadn't stepped on carpet yet. I had a mask in my pocket and that wouldn't have been a problem for me anyway. She was just a nut case. It was absolutely her. She was wearing fishnets, panty and bra. And there aren't many women out there with an ass that size and shape. I have no problem with her appearance. I saw the pictures before I called. She's just a nut job.

Thanks for the clarification. So I recant my initial findings and declare that she indeed sounds bat shit crazy. That's too bad that beauty gets wasted on a woman with such a horrible attitude. Thanks again for saving us from a bad experience.

Thanks for the reports BigJimmy!

[Blazer1]

Wow, that's a lot of drama for a massage! By nature it's a laid back experience, HE or not. That must have been very disappointing for you.

I saw her a while back she is rude on her best day. Beautiful woman but not worth attitude.

[Big Jimmy]

A couple of comments / opinions. Given the area and the condition of her location, I would have been taking my shoes off as I'm walking in the door. My default is to take off my shoes and in the process you access the place and if it's not a shithole place and kept up, then yes proper etiquette is to always remove your shoes entering someone's home. So you rubbed her wrong out of the gate. Question? How was your attire and your hygiene? Perhaps she judged you based on your appearance or cleanliness. Just asking because I hear horror stories from these ladies of stinky or dirty guys coming straight from work, etc. Just trying to give her a fair shake and those details are important. She was rude for sure but if she had reasons, well, that's relevant.

Also, sounds like you never made it far enough with her to be able to make your claim that she is the girl in her pics. Her pics show no face and only body shots that look like they are taken at angles to exaggerate features. So without matching a face or her tattoos on her legs or something you can't confirm or deny her pics bring authentic. (Unless she was naked or wearing barely nothing but does not sound to be the case.

Also her ad says must wear a mask. Assume that was stated in her ad because she meant it. So I think there is blame on both sides here. But given his she handled the situation she is definitely not worth seeing. So thanks for report.

I showered immediately before going. No possibilty of odor or being dirty. Attire was clean jeans and a golf shirt. The shoes, well, I'll give you that one partly. I was just barely in the door and hadn't stepped on carpet yet. I had a mask in my pocket and that wouldn't have been a problem for me anyway. She was just a nut case. It was absolutely her. She was wearing fishnets, panty and bra. And there aren't many women out there with an ass that size and shape. I have no problem with her appearance. I saw the pictures before I called. She's just a nut job.

[Lamarr]

I had an appointment with Brianna this afternoon. She works out of her condo in the Chimney Hill condos in West Bloomfield. Her pictures are accurate and recent. I arrived at the scheduled time. She said the front door is open. Walk in. So I did. I got about 3 feet in the door when she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes. So I did. Then she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes when I walk in. She said to have a seat. So I sat down on the sofa next to the door. She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away. Okay, fine. She said you have to wear a mask. Okay, fine. I sat and waited. She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands. Okay. She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did. Then we went to the massage table in the living room. She placed a towel on the table and then covered it with paper towels so I wouldn't actually touch it. She said to get undressed. I started with my shirt and then socks. As soon as I got one sock of she said I had to wear socks. So I rested my foot on the edge of the chair and put the sock back on. She went off like a crazy woman. She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette. I said I don't think this is going to work for me, put my shirt back on and headed for the door. Fortunately I hadn't paid yet. She yelled the whole time I was walking to the door and slammed it behind me. I don't think I will repeat. https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1775236.

Wow, that's a lot of drama for a massage! By nature it's a laid back experience, HE or not. That must have been very disappointing for you.

[CheddaFace]

Bella Touch Massage is by far the best massage you will get. Eastpointe MI. Ask for Joy.

Thankyou.

How dose she look?

[AngusGuy]

Bella Touch Massage is by far the best massage you will get. Eastpointe MI. Ask for Joy.

Forgot to mention ACU at 7 & Tele. I did get a Ashiatsu Massage (back walk) from Tiffany that was quite good.

[AngusGuy]

Thank you. Well is there any recommendations for a good place with pretty Asians for a massage with or without a good ending? I just need a good rub and I've never had an Asian message.

Bella Touch Massage is by far the best massage you will get. Eastpointe MI. Ask for Joy.

[Jp1225]

I had an appointment with Brianna this afternoon. She works out of her condo in the Chimney Hill condos in West Bloomfield. Her pictures are accurate and recent. I arrived at the scheduled time. She said the front door is open. Walk in. So I did. I got about 3 feet in the door when she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes. So I did. Then she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes when I walk in. She said to have a seat. So I sat down on the sofa next to the door. She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away. Okay, fine. She said you have to wear a mask. Okay, fine. I sat and waited. She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands. Okay. She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did. Then we went to the massage table in the living room. She placed a towel on the table and then covered it with paper towels so I wouldn't actually touch it. She said to get undressed. I started with my shirt and then socks. As soon as I got one sock of she said I had to wear socks. So I rested my foot on the edge of the chair and put the sock back on. She went off like a crazy woman. She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette. I said I don't think this is going to work for me, put my shirt back on and headed for the door. Fortunately I hadn't paid yet. She yelled the whole time I was walking to the door and slammed it behind me. I don't think I will repeat. https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1775236.

A couple of comments / opinions. Given the area and the condition of her location, I would have been taking my shoes off as I'm walking in the door. My default is to take off my shoes and in the process you access the place and if it's not a shithole place and kept up, then yes proper etiquette is to always remove your shoes entering someone's home. So you rubbed her wrong out of the gate. Question? How was your attire and your hygiene? Perhaps she judged you based on your appearance or cleanliness. Just asking because I hear horror stories from these ladies of stinky or dirty guys coming straight from work, etc. Just trying to give her a fair shake and those details are important. She was rude for sure but if she had reasons, well, that's relevant.

Also, sounds like you never made it far enough with her to be able to make your claim that she is the girl in her pics. Her pics show no face and only body shots that look like they are taken at angles to exaggerate features. So without matching a face or her tattoos on her legs or something you can't confirm or deny her pics bring authentic. (Unless she was naked or wearing barely nothing but does not sound to be the case.

Also her ad says must wear a mask. Assume that was stated in her ad because she meant it. So I think there is blame on both sides here. But given his she handled the situation she is definitely not worth seeing. So thanks for report.

[Dante313]

Thank you. Well is there any recommendations for a good place with pretty Asians for a massage with or without a good ending? I just need a good rub and I've never had an Asian message.

Best to just check and read the comments a few pages back, you will get a TON of info on which AMPs you want, and what they offer generally and what area, because someone could get FS at one but someone else might only get a HJ. It just depends on you.

[Dodge Omni]

... she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes
...she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes
...She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away.
...She said you have to wear a mask.
...She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands.
...She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did.
...she said I had to wear socks.
...She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette.
...She yelled the whole time.

OTOH. If anyone is looking for a dominatrix, Brianna sounds like the woman of your dreams!

[CheddaFace]

Mostly no, all photos are fake, you will NEVER see the girl in the ad.

Thank you. Well is there any recommendations for a good place with pretty Asians for a massage with or without a good ending? I just need a good rub and I've never had an Asian message.

[XirCom]

New to this but was wondering if the Asian ads on rub ratings is legit or not?

Mostly no, all photos are fake, you will NEVER see the girl in the ad.

[TheHoleTruth]

I had an appointment with Brianna this afternoon. She works out of her condo in the Chimney Hill condos in West Bloomfield. Her pictures are accurate and recent. I arrived at the scheduled time. She said the front door is open. Walk in. So I did. I got about 3 feet in the door when she yells at me from the second floor balcony to take off my shoes. So I did. Then she informs me that is very rude not to take off my shoes when I walk in. She said to have a seat. So I sat down on the sofa next to the door. She yells at me again. "No, not there, you have to sit in that chair" and points to a chair about 10 feet away. Okay, fine. She said you have to wear a mask. Okay, fine. I sat and waited. She came downstairs and told me I had to wash my hands. Okay. She followed me in to the bathroom and watched me to make sure I did. Then we went to the massage table in the living room. She placed a towel on the table and then covered it with paper towels so I wouldn't actually touch it. She said to get undressed. I started with my shirt and then socks. As soon as I got one sock of she said I had to wear socks. So I rested my foot on the edge of the chair and put the sock back on. She went off like a crazy woman. She said how dare I rest my foot on her chair. I have no manners and and am not familiar with etiquette. I said I don't think this is going to work for me, put my shirt back on and headed for the door. Fortunately I hadn't paid yet. She yelled the whole time I was walking to the door and slammed it behind me. I don't think I will repeat. https://adultsearch.com/michigan/det...y-rubs/1775236.

Good thing you didn't get to the HE. No telling what might have happened if she got mad again. You dodged a bullet!