Strip Club Reports

[PsyberZombie]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

Here's what Matt had to say about Club Buffoons =

This club is the biggest shithole, i paid 10 bucks to go it a club or shall i say room with a bunch or thugs sitting around drooling over one fat b¡tch. They dont even serve alcohol in this place, they have VENDING machines. IS a bunch of people under the age of 18 rating this club because this is the only club they can get in to or what? because this is by far the most worst club i have ever been in. they sell pornography when you walk in the place, it looks like a video store. i was in this place for about 10 minutes and donated my 10 dollars to get in. iam glad i got a stamp from cheaters next door so i could get back in..my advise, stay away from this place enless your under 18 and want to see some girl lay around on the stage eating a twinke.

I think he meant Twinkie® , but you get the Point

Why don't you TOFTT , Mp·2 , and get back to us ??

[Mprov2]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

[Phat Bastard]

So I went to Cheaters for an afternoon of fun.

The first new friend I made was Tanna (?) who's a very petite black girl who's less than five feet tall with a tiny waist and a cute little ass who was just great until I looked up at her face.
I shit you not, when she smiled she looked like one of the strippers in From Dusk Till Dawn after they turned into vampires. At close range during a carousel dance she smiled and I felt like a strip of bacon in front of a hungry pit bull. She was the epitome of a butterface (everything's great butherface) but was very nice and gave a long dance for almost no cash.

But then I met Sunshine, a young white girl with a warm pretty face and a radiant smile who's an absolute sweetheart that's only been dancing for three weeks and hasn't been spoiled by the job yet and is still shocked at how weird, creepy and downright mean the guys here can be. The price was steep at 120 but she came through with a skillful, enthusiastic, eager to please performance that left me weak kneed. She's a good kid, please treat her well.

[Viejo]

....I just cherish the place and hope it lasts. Unfortunately someday some jackass will mess it up for everyone. Lets hope not.

...given the nature of the evolving scene at PP, something serious could happen that would kill the club.

[Bubba261]

Thanks for the tips, as in leave the city, drive in circles, etc. FS still scares me with a SW. Should I be this nerved up?

You might want to ask those who post in the SW section, not here.

[Brasher]

Cruised a big loop today. Cranston to Broad to Elmwood. Much activity on Elmwood, but there was also quite a bit of LE out as well. Two BSW down near strip mall near zoo, saw one get into a car.

HSW with nice t&A but huge butt up near cemetary two handing with two homies. She gave me a big wave and a hey baby. Still feeling things out, still scared of getting caught.

Also saw Dolly up close to Broad and Elmwood. I pulled into side street she walked down, and was going to get in, then stopped, asked me if I was a cop? (I kind of look like one). She said she just needed to make. 20 so she could go home. I told her I only had. 10 and she said that was fine. I said sorry I have an appointment and she gave me her digits.

I still have my Monger street cherry. Lost the CH and AMP one long ago, but the tought of a BBBJCIM for. 20 really has me making daily trips from Southern RI.

Thanks for the tips, as in leave the city, drive in circles, etc. FS still scares me with a SW. Should I be this nerved up?

[Triesharder]

...but one could believe that CH is the best bang for the buck - the break-even point is two songs when compared to clubs like Fantasies, which whacks you for 5 bucks per song. The "mileage factor" pushes CH further into the bargain category.

There are of course other cost considerations, which vary based on how lucky you are - you may incur cleaning costs to get rid of various forms of dirt and/or detritus, not commonly found at other clubs, which may have collected on items of clothing. But that's not a problem if you are as good a planner as the guy who carries his strip-club garb in the trunk of his car and lets it age.

The other aspect of lurking in the shadows at CH that makes for an interesting visit is the sense of having dodged a bullet when you leave in one piece. Where else do you have such good odds of witnessing a fight-to-the-death between two dancers? If you linger late into the evening and walk out in one piece it feels like returning from a tour of duty in Iraq with all your body-parts where they belong.

As for CH living up to its name, you gotta admit that it's the only honest club around...every one of 'em is cheating the customer in some way, veiling their greed behind names designed for suckers - "Fantasies?"..."Desire?"..."Foxy Lady?" - gimme a break! The bottom line? Hang out at the place where you have the most fun and get what you find most gratifying.

I only blame myself because I always expect them to try to trick/cheat/rob me, not just PP, but any SC, SW, MP, or other provider. I just let my guard down this time.

And you are right, just hanging out with a cold beer and enjoying the wildlife is so much fun. The place can be out of control, even the waitresses, if you get talking with them. It reminds me of the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco of a few years ago, except you can drink at PP. Almost anything goes, and you do feel pretty good when you walk out intact. It is like the wild west.

I just cherish the place and hope it lasts. Unfortunately someday some jackass will mess it up for everyone. Lets hope not.

[Boston P A]

... In the topless dance area, she then asked for $20. I said, I already gave you $10, but she said I misunderstood and had to give her $20. Being on vacation, I did not want to quarrel, so I ponied up the $20. During the dance, she was not too keen on me feeling her up, sucking those sweet young nipples, or exploring under her G-string, all of which I did anyway. She seemed a little conceited and snotty, telling me she hates topless dances but loves the private booths.

There are very few sure things in this world, but one of them is that if she asks for the money in advance, there's a reason. My rule if that happens is to consider anything I've spent up to that point as a loss, and walk away. You're otherwise throwing good money after bad, AND wasting your time.

[Viejo]

The thing is, and why I think they live up to their name "Cheaters", is that in addition to the $20 per dance you have to buy a $10 ticket at the bar to get into the LD area with a dancer. And that is JUST for that dancer....

...but one could believe that CH is the best bang for the buck - the break-even point is two songs when compared to clubs like Fantasies, which whacks you for 5 bucks per song. The "mileage factor" pushes CH further into the bargain category.

There are of course other cost considerations, which vary based on how lucky you are - you may incur cleaning costs to get rid of various forms of dirt and/or detritus, not commonly found at other clubs, which may have collected on items of clothing. But that's not a problem if you are as good a planner as the guy who carries his strip-club garb in the trunk of his car and lets it age.

The other aspect of lurking in the shadows at CH that makes for an interesting visit is the sense of having dodged a bullet when you leave in one piece. Where else do you have such good odds of witnessing a fight-to-the-death between two dancers? If you linger late into the evening and walk out in one piece it feels like returning from a tour of duty in Iraq with all your body-parts where they belong.

As for CH living up to its name, you gotta admit that it's the only honest club around...every one of 'em is cheating the customer in some way, veiling their greed behind names designed for suckers - "Fantasies?"..."Desire?"..."Foxy Lady?" - gimme a break! The bottom line? Hang out at the place where you have the most fun and get what you find most gratifying.

[Bubba261]

I asked the price of a topless dance instead. She said $20. I agreed. She asked for $10, which she gave the beertender. In the topless dance area, she then asked for $20. I said, I already gave you $10, but she said I misunderstood and had to give her $20. Being on vacation, I did not want to quarrel, so I ponied up the $20.

The thing is, and why I think they live up to their name "Cheaters", is that in addition to the $20 per dance you have to buy a $10 ticket at the bar to get into the LD area with a dancer. And that is JUST for that dancer. If you hang around and go to the LD with a different dancer a few minutes later, it's yet another $10 plus the dances.

That could be the source of the misunderstanding.

[Triesharder]

Being from Massachusetts, a day in Providence is a one-day, no nights vacation for me without my family. I have a few beers at two or three of the excellent SCs in town, spending an hour or two at each. Afterward, a fun and relaxing visit to an AMP is the perfect end to the day. Yesterday was my Providence vacation day.

Before hitting CF, I changed from my Levis and work shirt into loose sweatpants and a tee shirt. My gym bag is always in my car with a full set of workout clothes, which are perfect for visiting a SC for several reasons. First, using these clothes leaves my Levis and work shirt free of stripper perfume. Before I get home, I change at a rest stop and stuff the fragrant workout clothes back into my gym bag. One or two workouts later, during which the scent reminds me of my fun vacation, the smell is gone. (I wonder if anyone else in the gym recognizes that unmistakable stripper aroma.)

Second, most ladies would rather grind their delicate bits against sweatpants than the zipper, rivets, and belt buckle on jeans. The little General down below is much more accessible too. Once at CF two months ago, the smoking hot Stephanie had me nearly penetrating her while she rubbed her clit with the little dude during a two-dollar cabaret dance upstairs.

Anyway, I had a couple beers yesterday at CF starting around 12:30 PM. Meghan, a beautiful, slender, shorthaired brunette was there sitting at the bar doing nothing. Cabaret dances upstairs, during which a fully nude lady grinds all over you for a minute or two in a comfy chair for a couple bucks, were few and far between because too few women were working. So I stood and watched the dancers upstairs and downstairs while girl after girl approached, groped me down below, and tried to sell me private dances. Mostly the same, familiar women were working, so after about an hour, I left.

Next I drank at the PP. Many familiar women were there, all sizes, shapes, and shades. At PP the women are more aggressive and permissive, stroking the little General and allowing some breast and ass play while they hit on you. Whenever I visit PP, I always go thinking I might try getting off with someone in a private booth, but I always opt instead for an hour at a MP.

After about an hour and a half of light drinking and squeezing, Giovanna approached. She is young, blonde, pretty, very light-skinned, with a sweet ass and natural tits, B cup maybe. She asked me to take her to a private booth. I asked the price of a topless dance instead. She said $20. I agreed. She asked for $10, which she gave the beertender. In the topless dance area, she then asked for $20. I said, I already gave you $10, but she said I misunderstood and had to give her $20. Being on vacation, I did not want to quarrel, so I ponied up the $20. During the dance, she was not too keen on me feeling her up, sucking those sweet young nipples, or exploring under her G-string, all of which I did anyway. She seemed a little conceited and snotty, telling me she hates topless dances but loves the private booths. She is sizzling hot.

Shortly afterward, I got bored and split for an AMP.

[Rasta]

Was there last week (I used to live in Providence but have since moved). Was able to successfully negotiate for $100 Total (including $45 fee for Godiva room) for a quick CBJ.

Several girls quickly said no to my offer but I did eventually find two or three willing and took one of them up on the offer.

I won't spend $100 + fee in there when I can get away with the above. This was Wednesday afternoon.

Enjoy and don't overpay!

[Member #3933]

. I turned down the FS once in the booth (usually not interested in FS in a club anyway), got one of the best CBJs in months, no rush, nice technique. There you have it. $100. Rock solid price, not a penny more.

I'll give that approach a try, who knows. I chatted up a hot brunette last Friday, she wanted $150 for a BJ, I offerred $100 and she turned it down. I moved on, last I saw she was sitting alone at the bar.

[Bubba261]

I'm sure there any many dancers that provide a full menu for $100. They are all the dancers who couldn't get me in a booth if they PAID me $100. There are a lot of frightenly skanky women in Cheaters. I have never gotten F/S for less than $150 or more, the younger/sexy women run a higher price tag than the skanks. Simple economics. That Rebecca is a beautiful babe, but I've passed on her due to her above my norm rates. But I can see why see expects it. A babe who's a 4 won't asks what a 9 can and gets.

Met one on Derby day about 5:45 PM - great looking, young, American blonde. First quote was $150, I said I never go higher than $100, immediate "OK". I turned down the FS once in the booth (usually not interested in FS in a club anyway), got one of the best CBJs in months, no rush, nice technique.

I'm bad on names, but she was thin, maybe late 20s, among the top 5 of the dozens in the club that day.

There you have it. $100 - rock solid price, not a penny more.

[Joe Kickass]

I parked in the lot behind the building and as I was walking from my car to the door a cute blonde in a pickup truck pulled up to me and told me she had been suspended from the club and asked if I wanted a BJ. It totally caught me off guard and I politely turned her down. I was wondering if she was LE or something.

This happened to me on of my past trips except she was a freckled red head driving a green sedan. She told me the same story about being suspended from the club. She wanted me to go with her for a ride because we could get more action then what was going on it the club.

I declined. There's no telling what would happen. Maybe she drives me into some sort of trap where her pimp is waiting. Maybe she was LE. Who knows.

This was almost more than a year ago so it's funny for me to see that nothing much has changed at Cheaters.