Massage Parlor Reports

**Dreamofclappin** · 06-02-21 13:38

Hey mongers,

Planning on visiting this week. Haven't been there since last year when I had a dream about apple at VIP. Looking to book again soon but would like some recommendations on your favorites. Me I would personally prefer someone in their 20's who are "friendly". Hell if you know any indys I'd be ok with that too. You can pm me if you want. Thank as always guys.

Keep on clapping.

**SyntorX** · 06-01-21 14:35

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

What some may fail to consider, while grousing about my comments, is how mongers make their choices based on what they read here. Almost nNobody with more than two brain cells reads Joe Blows report and takes it 100% on face value. When researching and reading reports, we look for reports that are similar to our own experiences with the same spa and lady. If we experience the same lady in the same way, we have similar values (we like the same kind of cars, to use that analogy), and the opinions of those with whom we share the same values holds more weight.

We also look at context. That same monger with more than two brains cells is more than capable of reading the favorable reports on VIP and RL, and then looking at my comment where I CLEARLY state I haven't been in some time, and then come to the conclusion that they do or do not wish to give it a go. If they go and have an experience similar to mine, they have a data point. If they have a great time, they can ignore my comments.

As for RL, there is still a culture of rewarding the regulars, which is fine. It's their model and there might even be some modest rationale for it. Anyone who has been reading here for a while knows why the regulars at RL are so devoted. A newbie walking into RL may very well get less service out of the gate than in a Greenbelt spa.

However, let's be honest about the spas. They are not run by the MMS, though she has a big impact on the day-to-day operations. What ladies are brought in, and the policies and tone are set above the MMS's pay grade. I have gone to Spa 21/ Rainbow / Silk, in Jessup, off and on for 25-30 years, and services have never changed there. In all that time I had ONE lady give me service that was different from their standard (fake / simulated) schtick. Most spas don't change their stripes much unless something dramatic happens.

Anyone is welcome to take exception to my pontifications, and a healthy debate is a good thing. What some have failed to point out is that in the end, I do my best to provide all the context necessary for someone to make their own informed decision.

Your information on RL is dated. With the exception of Sue, you will normally get CBJ and CFS your frist visit to RL now. Sue is shy and likes to get to know you before she opens up the menu. Regulars are rewarded with a BBBJ in place of the CBJ. From what I have read, BBBJs are rare at Greenbelt AMPs. RL ladies also allow DATY if you want to do that, but again Greenbelt ladies seem to be less inclined to allow it.

I will admit that several years ago, a HJ was normally the only option your first visit. Second visit may only get you upgraded to a BJ. It might have taken two, three or more visits to get CFS. With the exception of Sue, that is not the case anymore.

**DCHung** · 06-01-21 09:47

Originally Posted by Dreamofclappin [View Original Post]

Hey mongers. Can someone recommend a place and woman that does nuru?

Excluding Indy's none that I know in the MD area.

**Dreamofclappin** · 06-01-21 02:14

Hey mongers. Can someone recommend a place and woman that does nuru?

**Nyyfan** · 06-01-21 02:09

I went to Rainbow /21 Therapy in Jessup from 1998 to 2008. I had a similar experience as you did. Only ONE lady provided the full menu to me. That lady was the former MMSN of SK Therapy in Laurel. I was a regular customer of SK from 1998 until it closed in 2002. The former SK MMSN went to work at Rainbow Spa and I met her there in 2003. I was her regular customer from 2003 until 21 Therapy closed in 2008.

I went to RL Therapy in Laurel in 2013 and 2014 and all I got was a HJ. However, when I went back to RL in December 2016 it was a different story. I've been going to RL from December 2016 until the present and I've always been treated good. Yumi has been the MMSN at RL in 2013,2014 and from December 2016 until the present. IMO, what happened in 2013 and 2014 was that I only went there 3 times in 2013 and one time in 2014. That means that I was not considered a regular then. I'm sure that Yumi gave instructions to the girls when I went back in December 2016 to give me the royal treatment. Lucky me. Like they say the rest is history. Good luck and stay safe.

**BMoreDog69** · 05-31-21 22:47

What some may fail to consider, while grousing about my comments, is how mongers make their choices based on what they read here. Almost nNobody with more than two brain cells reads Joe Blows report and takes it 100% on face value. When researching and reading reports, we look for reports that are similar to our own experiences with the same spa and lady. If we experience the same lady in the same way, we have similar values (we like the same kind of cars, to use that analogy), and the opinions of those with whom we share the same values holds more weight.

We also look at context. That same monger with more than two brains cells is more than capable of reading the favorable reports on VIP and RL, and then looking at my comment where I CLEARLY state I haven't been in some time, and then come to the conclusion that they do or do not wish to give it a go. If they go and have an experience similar to mine, they have a data point. If they have a great time, they can ignore my comments.

As for RL, there is still a culture of rewarding the regulars, which is fine. It's their model and there might even be some modest rationale for it. Anyone who has been reading here for a while knows why the regulars at RL are so devoted. A newbie walking into RL may very well get less service out of the gate than in a Greenbelt spa.

However, let's be honest about the spas. They are not run by the MMS, though she has a big impact on the day-to-day operations. What ladies are brought in, and the policies and tone are set above the MMS's pay grade. I have gone to Spa 21/ Rainbow / Silk, in Jessup, off and on for 25-30 years, and services have never changed there. In all that time I had ONE lady give me service that was different from their standard (fake / simulated) schtick. Most spas don't change their stripes much unless something dramatic happens.

Anyone is welcome to take exception to my pontifications, and a healthy debate is a good thing. What some have failed to point out is that in the end, I do my best to provide all the context necessary for someone to make their own informed decision.

**DCHung** · 05-30-21 17:33

I enjoy reading all of the different viewpoints. I personally have used BMoreDog69 reports many times over the years. His comments are always accurate.

Like car manufacturers each spa has their loyal fan base. But there is room for discussion about all of them. Wouldn't it be boring if we were all jeep fans. Using a car example which has a fanatical fan base but I hate driving them and will never own one.

**Nyyfan** · 05-30-21 15:45

Originally Posted by Tazdevil77 [View Original Post]

Now I'm confused because I was there at 11 am on 5/28 and mama told me I was the very first customer of hers and said please treat Cindy right and again said you very first customer of hers. I said ok. I could tell she was nervous at first she barely touched me in the shower but fun time she opened up a lot but anyway when leaving I asked her twice if her name was Cindy and she said yes but I don't know maybe language barrier.

When I call to ask for an appointment I'll ask for Cindy / Sandy. They'll know who I refer to. Good luck and stay safe.

**Harry Krevitz** · 05-30-21 14:20

Originally Posted by FunShip75 [View Original Post]

If the shortest appointment is 30 minutes and most being an hour what do you expect to happen if you call 20 minutes out and all the ladies are booked? You expect some else to get cut short to fit you in? Just let it go already.

Appreciate the reagular updates on RS. But every post doesn't need to include domr jab at VIP over domerhing from 2 years ago.

Funny hiw RS can get a new PYT eith subpar performance and she's new, teat her right but VIP gets a new PYT and she's a starfish.

The reality is VIP ladies are about the same average age as RS. VIP judt happens to staff more ladies at any given time and rotates ladies more often so you may see more reports of a new young talent at VIP but that is still the exception, not the rule. At any of these AMPs, mid to high 30's is yoyng and 40's normal.

If I've never visited RS I would think all their ladies were 60 year old grannies based on your endless age related comments.

Extremely well said. I couldn't agree more and I see that I'm not the only one thinking this. If the continuous overly repeated jabs had any truth to them it wouldn't be so bad but those accusations are complete bullshit and not even close to being accurate and now he's pissing off the RL guys too. You're so right my brother: give it a rest already. Jesus! It's not only false information but it is insulting to those of us that have made VIP or RL our go spot.

But bravo to you Funship! And I think you dropped the mike brother, lmao!

**FunShip75** · 05-30-21 13:46

If the shortest appointment is 30 minutes and most being an hour what do you expect to happen if you call 20 minutes out and all the ladies are booked? You expect some else to get cut short to fit you in? Just let it go already.

Appreciate the reagular updates on RS. But every post doesn't need to include domr jab at VIP over domerhing from 2 years ago.

Funny hiw RS can get a new PYT eith subpar performance and she's new, teat her right but VIP gets a new PYT and she's a starfish.

The reality is VIP ladies are about the same average age as RS. VIP judt happens to staff more ladies at any given time and rotates ladies more often so you may see more reports of a new young talent at VIP but that is still the exception, not the rule. At any of these AMPs, mid to high 30's is yoyng and 40's normal.

If I've never visited RS I would think all their ladies were 60 year old grannies based on your endless age related comments.

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

I failed to ask who else was working this week.

I used to go to VIP once in a while. Yes, the ladies were generally younger and better looking for your average AMP. The problem for me was that, more often than not, there were too many restrictions. Plus the MMS was a PITA and she wouldn't take a reservation even if I was on my way, and 20 minutes out. If I want a PYT to wash my junk, give me a lame massage, and then provided standard covered services with not much enthusiasm, then it was perfect. Sometimes I have an itch for a PYT, and I know how to get that itch scratched.

Just as I stopped going to RL a couple years ago because I refuse to have to go multiple times getting sub-standards services in order to get good service. I understand why they would want to do that, but it's not my thing.

We all have our sweet spot. It's like beers. I can enjoy what I consider a good beer. However, my beer tastes are pretty narrow, so I am not wasting my money on microbrews with fruit and chocolate, and other crap. Give me a Guiness or a good brown ale, and I am happy.

**Harry Krevitz** · 05-30-21 11:59

Originally Posted by BMoreDog69 [View Original Post]

I failed to ask who else was working this week.

I used to go to VIP once in a while. Yes, the ladies were generally younger and better looking for your average AMP. The problem for me was that, more often than not, there were too many restrictions. Plus the MMS was a PITA and she wouldn't take a reservation even if I was on my way, and 20 minutes out. If I want a PYT to wash my junk, give me a lame massage, and then provided standard covered services with not much enthusiasm, then it was perfect. Sometimes I have an itch for a PYT, and I know how to get that itch scratched.

Just as I stopped going to RL a couple years ago because I refuse to have to go multiple times getting sub-standards services in order to get good service. I understand why they would want to do that, but it's not my thing.

We all have our sweet spot. It's like beers. I can enjoy what I consider a good beer. However, my beer tastes are pretty narrow, so I am not wasting my money on microbrews with fruit and chocolate, and other crap. Give me a Guiness or a good brown ale, and I am happy.

Well dog what goes around comes around. I thought you might like my opinion since you so freely voice yours about a spa that you haven't even been to in at least two years and know nothing about now. Looking at your previous reviews on VIP visits it seems to me that you were pretty damn satisfied more so than not but it's all good that's just more for the rest of us that know the real deal. Enjoy your flat beer bro.

**BMoreDog69** · 05-30-21 11:15

I failed to ask who else was working this week.

I used to go to VIP once in a while. Yes, the ladies were generally younger and better looking for your average AMP. The problem for me was that, more often than not, there were too many restrictions. Plus the MMS was a PITA and she wouldn't take a reservation even if I was on my way, and 20 minutes out. If I want a PYT to wash my junk, give me a lame massage, and then provided standard covered services with not much enthusiasm, then it was perfect. Sometimes I have an itch for a PYT, and I know how to get that itch scratched.

Just as I stopped going to RL a couple years ago because I refuse to have to go multiple times getting sub-standards services in order to get good service. I understand why they would want to do that, but it's not my thing.

We all have our sweet spot. It's like beers. I can enjoy what I consider a good beer. However, my beer tastes are pretty narrow, so I am not wasting my money on microbrews with fruit and chocolate, and other crap. Give me a Guiness or a good brown ale, and I am happy.

Originally Posted by HarryKrevitz [View Original Post]

That sounds like a typical encounter most of us could get at home for free. Now I see why VIP is always so busy when I go there. Maybe it'll improve now that Covid is winding down and top providers become more available. JMO.

Good luck!

**DCHung** · 05-30-21 06:04

Current lineup Gucci, Jeanie, Chris (sy).

Chris (sy) leaves in about a week. New girl (name?) arrives for a short visit.

Ruby is still out with an eta of mid to late June.

**Tazdevil77** · 05-29-21 22:57

Originally Posted by Nyyfan [View Original Post]

I went to RL on 5-28. The MMSN Yumi told me that there was a new girl named Sandy that started that day. I asked Yumi if the girl's name was Cindy and Yumi said no it's Sandy with an S. Then I asked Yumi if it was the same Sandy that used to work at RL two years ago and Yumi said no that Sandy is a new hire that started to work at RL yesterday 5-28. It sounds like Sandy is a lot of fun. I may ask for her the next time that I go to RL. Good luck and stay safe.

Now I'm confused because I was there at 11 am on 5/28 and mama told me I was the very first customer of hers and said please treat Cindy right and again said you very first customer of hers. I said ok. I could tell she was nervous at first she barely touched me in the shower but fun time she opened up a lot but anyway when leaving I asked her twice if her name was Cindy and she said yes but I don't know maybe language barrier.

**Nyyfan** · 05-29-21 13:51

Originally Posted by FatMan89 [View Original Post]

Just had my first bbj from a masseuse and it was definitely out the blue. Didn't even ask for the bare. Just got it. She said her name was Cindy. Had anyone else had that experience with her or is she new there.

Originally Posted by SyntorX [View Original Post]

I figure you or nnyfan got the name wrong which is easy to do with the lady's accent. The new girl is likely to be either Sandy or Cindy. BBBJs are also pretty common at RL for regulars.

I went to RL on 5-28. The MMSN Yumi told me that there was a new girl named Sandy that started that day. I asked Yumi if the girl's name was Cindy and Yumi said no it's Sandy with an S. Then I asked Yumi if it was the same Sandy that used to work at RL two years ago and Yumi said no that Sandy is a new hire that started to work at RL yesterday 5-28. It sounds like Sandy is a lot of fun. I may ask for her the next time that I go to RL. Good luck and stay safe.