Strip Club Reports

**Ineed Amedic** · 11-04-21 18:22

I stopped by Risqué and Coconut over my long weekend. Short story, I had a good time and both, but they definitely aren't your standard places.

Stopped into Risqué a couple of times and had one dance. They have a variety of private dance options. I choose the "lounge dance," which was basically a topless grind session on a kind of wide couch. Not bad, but not my thing really. Especially at $30/5 minutes. The girls are all pretty good looking with some real stunners. Definitely something for everyone. The food is decent.

Coconuts is a strange place, but once I got the vibe, I enjoyed it. It's a small place, with a low stage. Bar on one side, benches on the other. Walking in, it felt like a party. Ton of regulars, drinking a lot, and all having a good time. It's a pastie bar, but the girls are all super attractive. I got to talking to Lola and got one dance in the back. I was by myself, but I could see it getting crowded. This was a Thursday, and it was solidly busy.

**GustavoGuimare** · 11-02-21 00:30

Came here on Halloween evening around 8 pm. Cover is $5 for locals. Told the guy at the front I was new. He told me there were 7 dancers that night. It was relatively busy to my surprise. Once you've got your ticket, you just go in and find an open seat / table. Tables aren't very clean and the one I managed to get had leftover trash but the topless waitress was very nice. I wasn't sure if the topless nudity was limited to the 3 am-11 am block I've read in other reviews but there were definitely honkers out. I did not partake in a private dance or other extras but I enjoyed my food (which to be fair was surprisingly good and affordable for the price). I'll probably make another visit and part take more on a less busy night or day.

**GeorgeHentson** · 10-24-21 09:01

Originally Posted by MistahSkittles [View Original Post]

Did you ever check out the Coconut?

I was tempted to take one for the team and check it out last night but thought I'd ask for some intel first.

I've never been there. I was lucky to get away to go to Cafe Risque.

**MistahSkittles** · 10-23-21 12:49

Originally Posted by IneedAmedic [View Original Post]

Going to be in town soon and looking to maybe spend some time at one or both of these places. Not a lot of updates here as far as what to expect and was hoping to get some details. Not expecting take out (though I could be convinced), just a good time. Respond here or in a PM. Thanks in advance.

Did you ever check out the Coconut?

I was tempted to take one for the team and check it out last night but thought I'd ask for some intel first.

**GeorgeHentson** · 10-11-21 08:24

Originally Posted by IneedAmedic [View Original Post]

Going to be in town soon and looking to maybe spend some time at one or both of these places. Not a lot of updates here as far as what to expect and was hoping to get some details. Not expecting take out (though I could be convinced), just a good time. Respond here or in a PM. Thanks in advance.

At Cafe Risque, the cover charge is / was $10. The girls that I saw were pretty enough, nice tits, nice asses, pretty poozies.

A private dance is $20, and they put you in this cubby hole on a cushion on which you can lean back and enjoy the view. There is a bit of grinding, but other than that no physical contact.

Enjoyable.

**Ineed Amedic** · 10-10-21 15:08

Going to be in town soon and looking to maybe spend some time at one or both of these places. Not a lot of updates here as far as what to expect and was hoping to get some details. Not expecting take out (though I could be convinced), just a good time. Respond here or in a PM. Thanks in advance.

**JoesGarage** · 07-13-21 07:16

Originally Posted by MrAladinSir [View Original Post]

Not sure if there's anything to be found there but there is a new bikini bar on NW 6th cake Coconuts Cabaret. Haven't been to check it out yet but I am curious.

https://coconutcabaret.com/

"Enjoy a night out with the boys at the Coconut Cabaret in Gainesville, FL. Feel like you're at seaside with our unique beach bar. What's better than drinking at the club while the finest women in Florida dance in bikinis around you? Drop by our bikini bar today and experience it for yourself. ".

"For more than five years in Gainesville, FL we have been providing patrons with the perfect night out at our location. Now with a whole new renovation and theme, we bring you Coconut Cabaret, your exclusive beach bikini bar. Enjoy a wide range of alcoholic beverages, from cocktails to craft beers, while the finest dancers in Florida entertain you. ".

**Member #6819** · 07-12-21 19:28

Not sure if there's anything to be found there but there is a new bikini bar on NW 6th cake Coconuts Cabaret. Haven't been to check it out yet but I am curious.

**Moevus** · 05-29-21 08:12

Originally Posted by TheSneak [View Original Post]

Don't expect takeout (even with a sketch hotel right down the street.). I went a lot from 2005-17, no takeout. Only rule bending I ever got was some FITV fun during a dance with a dancer who knew me as a semi-regular because she followed back on Insta.

My buddy, however, one time was outside smoking and saw a dancer leave the Cafe. He decided to jog over to the gas station across the street while she was filling up. He got her number and they hooked up. IIRC she wasn't even looking for mario coins, just thought hee was cute and impressed with his equipment during private dance. I'm really jealous because I've never gotten a sniff of OTC fun.

Everything is back, lap dances private rooms with cameras, Girl told me that she is mad that the 20 yr olds are giving it up for $20 but I can't see how. May go back $5 cover not bad.

**TheSneak** · 05-15-21 20:52

Originally Posted by Moevus [View Original Post]

Girl I talked to said it's all back.

P.S. First visit tonight, how to I get a dream in my van?

Don't expect takeout (even with a sketch hotel right down the street.). I went a lot from 2005-17, no takeout. Only rule bending I ever got was some FITV fun during a dance with a dancer who knew me as a semi-regular because she followed back on Insta.

My buddy, however, one time was outside smoking and saw a dancer leave the Cafe. He decided to jog over to the gas station across the street while she was filling up. He got her number and they hooked up. IIRC she wasn't even looking for mario coins, just thought hee was cute and impressed with his equipment during private dance. I'm really jealous because I've never gotten a sniff of OTC fun.

**Member #6819** · 05-15-21 13:47

Originally Posted by Moevus [View Original Post]

Girl I talked to said it's all back.

P.S. First visit tonight, how to I get a dream in my van?

I've never been successful in ordering takeout from Cafe. Maybe times have changed post pandemic but I wouldn't hold my breath.

**Moevus** · 05-15-21 13:34

Originally Posted by TheWildOne2 [View Original Post]

Are VIP and lap dances still gone? I can't imagine that would last forever, I'd think they'd rush to bring these back once mask mandates end (thank you Governor DeSantis!

Girl I talked to said it's all back.

P.S. First visit tonight, how to I get a dream in my van?

**Moevus** · 05-14-21 10:16

Originally Posted by MacDaddy3106 [View Original Post]

They're back! Same old stupid rules as always.

Girl I now says she works there but never been, tall dark huge tits long curly hair, think she goes by Ali, anyone see her.

Also, do they or any offer anything outside? Wink wink?

**MacDaddy3106** · 05-14-21 08:29

Originally Posted by TheWildOne2 [View Original Post]

Are VIP and lap dances still gone? I can't imagine that would last forever, I'd think they'd rush to bring these back once mask mandates end (thank you Governor DeSantis!

They're back! Same old stupid rules as always.

**TheWildOne2** · 05-06-21 03:12

Originally Posted by HorneyBear [View Original Post]

Food is still good. The seating near the stage is gone. You have to sit along the back wall and tips in a bucket on a table. No lap dances naturally. Shower dances (I miss those!) and VIP are gone permanently. There weren't many people there.

Are VIP and lap dances still gone? I can't imagine that would last forever, I'd think they'd rush to bring these back once mask mandates end (thank you Governor DeSantis!