Strip Club Reports

[Joe Kickass]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

I have been there twice myself. Both times were misses. The first time was ages ago. The cover was expensive. There is no alcohol. And it looks like someone set up a stripper pole in their garage because the place is so small. There was one girl that was attractive while the others were so-so.

The second time there was a complete waste of time. It was after CF had closed and we, like other patrons, wanted to keep the night going (the reason I believe most perverts end up in this place). The room was way overcrowded. It looked like a bunch of 18 year old white boys practicing the Eminem thuglife flashing their weekly 20 dollar allowance around like it was diamonds and cocaine. The dancers were all either too fat or skanky and would constantly approach you more than twice in a span of 10 minutes. Thankfully, 15 minutes is all we could take the second time around and bolted out the door.

Cheaters is for adults. Balloons is for kids.

[Riyaker]

I have been to most of the sc in RI, which one is the pp?

Yak

[Riyaker]

Met Tammi, she is probably the best looking girl there, nice fake tits. Negotiated the back room for an even 100. She took her time and gave me a nice slow bj, with a release all over those great titites.

By the way, what is PP?

Yak

[Ocean976]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

This club is VERY hit or miss. I've been there a handful of times over the past two years. I've been in there and seen a few hotties and I've been in there and seen nothing but fat cows.

I've had offers for things in the private room but never took any up on the offer since I had the feeling it wouldn't be worth it.

[Table Shower]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

I went to Balloons once with a couple of friends and will not go back. Only reason we went was because it was almost 4am and we wanted to keep the night going somehow. The women all looked like drug addicts and always tried to overcharge for their dances. One propositioned me for some oral action during the last half hour the club was open. Quoted half a buck to the house and a buck to her. I turned her down and convinced my friends it was better to wait until the Apple Spa opened at 9am. And that turned out to be a way better plan.

[PsyberZombie]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

Here's what Matt had to say about Club Buffoons =

This club is the biggest shithole, i paid 10 bucks to go it a club or shall i say room with a bunch or thugs sitting around drooling over one fat b¡tch. They dont even serve alcohol in this place, they have VENDING machines. IS a bunch of people under the age of 18 rating this club because this is the only club they can get in to or what? because this is by far the most worst club i have ever been in. they sell pornography when you walk in the place, it looks like a video store. i was in this place for about 10 minutes and donated my 10 dollars to get in. iam glad i got a stamp from cheaters next door so i could get back in..my advise, stay away from this place enless your under 18 and want to see some girl lay around on the stage eating a twinke.

I think he meant Twinkie® , but you get the Point

Why don't you TOFTT , Mp·2 , and get back to us ??

[Mprov2]

Just curious why the pp is only sc usually talked about. Any balloons experiences? I hear a lot of stories about that place, as far as their private rooms go.

[Phat Bastard]

So I went to Cheaters for an afternoon of fun.

The first new friend I made was Tanna (?) who's a very petite black girl who's less than five feet tall with a tiny waist and a cute little ass who was just great until I looked up at her face.
I shit you not, when she smiled she looked like one of the strippers in From Dusk Till Dawn after they turned into vampires. At close range during a carousel dance she smiled and I felt like a strip of bacon in front of a hungry pit bull. She was the epitome of a butterface (everything's great butherface) but was very nice and gave a long dance for almost no cash.

But then I met Sunshine, a young white girl with a warm pretty face and a radiant smile who's an absolute sweetheart that's only been dancing for three weeks and hasn't been spoiled by the job yet and is still shocked at how weird, creepy and downright mean the guys here can be. The price was steep at 120 but she came through with a skillful, enthusiastic, eager to please performance that left me weak kneed. She's a good kid, please treat her well.

[Viejo]

....I just cherish the place and hope it lasts. Unfortunately someday some jackass will mess it up for everyone. Lets hope not.

...given the nature of the evolving scene at PP, something serious could happen that would kill the club.

[Bubba261]

Thanks for the tips, as in leave the city, drive in circles, etc. FS still scares me with a SW. Should I be this nerved up?

You might want to ask those who post in the SW section, not here.

[Brasher]

Cruised a big loop today. Cranston to Broad to Elmwood. Much activity on Elmwood, but there was also quite a bit of LE out as well. Two BSW down near strip mall near zoo, saw one get into a car.

HSW with nice t&A but huge butt up near cemetary two handing with two homies. She gave me a big wave and a hey baby. Still feeling things out, still scared of getting caught.

Also saw Dolly up close to Broad and Elmwood. I pulled into side street she walked down, and was going to get in, then stopped, asked me if I was a cop? (I kind of look like one). She said she just needed to make. 20 so she could go home. I told her I only had. 10 and she said that was fine. I said sorry I have an appointment and she gave me her digits.

I still have my Monger street cherry. Lost the CH and AMP one long ago, but the tought of a BBBJCIM for. 20 really has me making daily trips from Southern RI.

Thanks for the tips, as in leave the city, drive in circles, etc. FS still scares me with a SW. Should I be this nerved up?

[Triesharder]

...but one could believe that CH is the best bang for the buck - the break-even point is two songs when compared to clubs like Fantasies, which whacks you for 5 bucks per song. The "mileage factor" pushes CH further into the bargain category.

There are of course other cost considerations, which vary based on how lucky you are - you may incur cleaning costs to get rid of various forms of dirt and/or detritus, not commonly found at other clubs, which may have collected on items of clothing. But that's not a problem if you are as good a planner as the guy who carries his strip-club garb in the trunk of his car and lets it age.

The other aspect of lurking in the shadows at CH that makes for an interesting visit is the sense of having dodged a bullet when you leave in one piece. Where else do you have such good odds of witnessing a fight-to-the-death between two dancers? If you linger late into the evening and walk out in one piece it feels like returning from a tour of duty in Iraq with all your body-parts where they belong.

As for CH living up to its name, you gotta admit that it's the only honest club around...every one of 'em is cheating the customer in some way, veiling their greed behind names designed for suckers - "Fantasies?"..."Desire?"..."Foxy Lady?" - gimme a break! The bottom line? Hang out at the place where you have the most fun and get what you find most gratifying.

I only blame myself because I always expect them to try to trick/cheat/rob me, not just PP, but any SC, SW, MP, or other provider. I just let my guard down this time.

And you are right, just hanging out with a cold beer and enjoying the wildlife is so much fun. The place can be out of control, even the waitresses, if you get talking with them. It reminds me of the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco of a few years ago, except you can drink at PP. Almost anything goes, and you do feel pretty good when you walk out intact. It is like the wild west.

I just cherish the place and hope it lasts. Unfortunately someday some jackass will mess it up for everyone. Lets hope not.

[Boston P A]

... In the topless dance area, she then asked for $20. I said, I already gave you $10, but she said I misunderstood and had to give her $20. Being on vacation, I did not want to quarrel, so I ponied up the $20. During the dance, she was not too keen on me feeling her up, sucking those sweet young nipples, or exploring under her G-string, all of which I did anyway. She seemed a little conceited and snotty, telling me she hates topless dances but loves the private booths.

There are very few sure things in this world, but one of them is that if she asks for the money in advance, there's a reason. My rule if that happens is to consider anything I've spent up to that point as a loss, and walk away. You're otherwise throwing good money after bad, AND wasting your time.

[Viejo]

The thing is, and why I think they live up to their name "Cheaters", is that in addition to the $20 per dance you have to buy a $10 ticket at the bar to get into the LD area with a dancer. And that is JUST for that dancer....

...but one could believe that CH is the best bang for the buck - the break-even point is two songs when compared to clubs like Fantasies, which whacks you for 5 bucks per song. The "mileage factor" pushes CH further into the bargain category.

There are of course other cost considerations, which vary based on how lucky you are - you may incur cleaning costs to get rid of various forms of dirt and/or detritus, not commonly found at other clubs, which may have collected on items of clothing. But that's not a problem if you are as good a planner as the guy who carries his strip-club garb in the trunk of his car and lets it age.

The other aspect of lurking in the shadows at CH that makes for an interesting visit is the sense of having dodged a bullet when you leave in one piece. Where else do you have such good odds of witnessing a fight-to-the-death between two dancers? If you linger late into the evening and walk out in one piece it feels like returning from a tour of duty in Iraq with all your body-parts where they belong.

As for CH living up to its name, you gotta admit that it's the only honest club around...every one of 'em is cheating the customer in some way, veiling their greed behind names designed for suckers - "Fantasies?"..."Desire?"..."Foxy Lady?" - gimme a break! The bottom line? Hang out at the place where you have the most fun and get what you find most gratifying.

[Bubba261]

I asked the price of a topless dance instead. She said $20. I agreed. She asked for $10, which she gave the beertender. In the topless dance area, she then asked for $20. I said, I already gave you $10, but she said I misunderstood and had to give her $20. Being on vacation, I did not want to quarrel, so I ponied up the $20.

The thing is, and why I think they live up to their name "Cheaters", is that in addition to the $20 per dance you have to buy a $10 ticket at the bar to get into the LD area with a dancer. And that is JUST for that dancer. If you hang around and go to the LD with a different dancer a few minutes later, it's yet another $10 plus the dances.

That could be the source of the misunderstanding.