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  1. #6607
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1223

    Lame excuses

    Quote Originally Posted by Couture101  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lexiriley

    https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Lacey143

    I ask for 69, she says "chiropractor told me not to do 69"
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyLion  [View Original Post]
    "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    Lmfao that's some intimate advice from a chiropractor, did he tell her that while banging her?

    Not even trying to find a better excuse.
    Quote Originally Posted by BikiniFan  [View Original Post]
    Maybe the chiropractor wants to save that for his own sessions, hahahahaa.
    I think a chiropractor would do a 96 instead in order to fix whatever ails her spine ha ha ha.

  2. #6606

    Excuses

    Quote Originally Posted by LazyLion  [View Original Post]
    "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    Lmfao that's some intimate advice from a chiropractor, did he tell her that while banging her?

    Not even trying to find a better excuse.
    I know LOL, if she didn't want to do this, she should find a better job. She told me she used to serve at a restaurant on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood before working as a hoe.

    Their was another report of her behaving similarly on TER, the first dude rated her. 6/10, I didn't read the whole thing, I thought it was one random occurrence. But shit she's crazy.

    Anyway, the excuses are ridiculous, That Aleena, Giselle etc were all in. Anyway f her.

  3. #6605
    Quote Originally Posted by LazyLion  [View Original Post]
    "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    Lmfao that's some intimate advice from a chiropractor, did he tell her that while banging her?

    Not even trying to find a better excuse.
    Maybe the chiropractor wants to save that for his own sessions, hahahahaa.

  4. #6604
    Quote Originally Posted by Couture101  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lexiriley

    https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Lacey143

    Yea I noticed a pattern with this bish.

    She didn't greet me, was searching for speakers and wasted a lot of time, also she wanted to select a song, took an eternity to pick a damn song.

    I ask for 69, she says "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    I ask for kiss, first she says only LFK, after some time, " with everything going around, I m not comfortable".

    I hold her hair, "don't touch my hair".

    I ask her to get in bed, " the room is too hot, I don't like sweat".

    For BBBJ, she gives head for 10 seconds, then leaves to go find tissues, then gives head for 5 seconds, then goes to change the song, then she gives head for another 5 seconds, she leaves to go find tissues.

    I get mad and tell her "Do you want to do it or no? She says, " I did what are you talking about".

    I go in for DATY, smells like she didn't shower in days.
    "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    Lmfao that's some intimate advice from a chiropractor, did he tell her that while banging her?

    Not even trying to find a better excuse.

  5. #6603

    Farrah Dane

    Any intel on this milfiest of milfs? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Farrah.Dane.

  6. #6602

    Lexiriley aka Lacey143 Fraud

    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    An easy way to know if she's a good provider or not is when you walk in, notice how she greets you, if there is no hug, no kiss and she's running around looking tense not knowing how to react, that's a sign you are getting upsell or ripped off in the next few minutes. Body language tells a lot about someone. You can see this with yourself too, imagine when you're trying to hide something from someone how you act panicked when the person is around. So next time watch out for these signs. Its the same with criminals, when the cops are interviewing the killer about his daughter murder, he reacts in panic and is tensed instead of feeling sad. And people who won a tournament or a competition by cheating, theyre in panic mode instead of celebrating. Hope this helps
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lexiriley

    https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Lacey143

    Yea I noticed a pattern with this bish.

    She didn't greet me, was searching for speakers and wasted a lot of time, also she wanted to select a song, took an eternity to pick a damn song.

    I ask for 69, she says "chiropractor told me not to do 69".

    I ask for kiss, first she says only LFK, after some time, " with everything going around, I m not comfortable".

    I hold her hair, "don't touch my hair".

    I ask her to get in bed, " the room is too hot, I don't like sweat".

    For BBBJ, she gives head for 10 seconds, then leaves to go find tissues, then gives head for 5 seconds, then goes to change the song, then she gives head for another 5 seconds, she leaves to go find tissues.

    I get mad and tell her "Do you want to do it or no? She says, " I did what are you talking about".

    I go in for DATY, smells like she didn't shower in days.

    She has a fkin reason for everything on the menu. Which is why I rated her negative on the site.

    The booker / boyfriend is running around the house, finding a place to hide.

    This bish really tested my patience, glad I meditate.

    Just a month ago she was GFE under the 143 brand name, which was the only reason I made an appointment with this hoe.

    She is not with the 143 brand anymore so proceed with caution.

  7. #6601
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  8. #6600

    Tips

    Quote Originally Posted by Couture101  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lexiriley

    Been doing this for years now, got scammed the first time ever! I am usually very safe and picky with who I see.

    I make appointment with this girl, I had previously seen her profile as Lacey143 on private delights, she has the same username on HX. I had previously seen other girls with similar username, Aleena, Ginger, Giselle, Ashton and Skylar.

    I go to the location at on time, I text her I was there, she said she ll need a minute. I wait for 10 minutes, so I walk to the house, I see a dude talking to her, I thought it was another client, so I go wait in my car, after 10 minutes she says, I need to put my dogs away in the room. So I wait another 5 minutes and she finally lets me in.

    The typical shower routine, the shower was not as clean, and the faucet was broken, she has a cutting plier to turn on and off the water. After the shower I go in the room, she is busy texting on her phone, she said she wanted to find her speaker and wasted 10 minutes looking for it, I let it slide because the other girls have let me stay another 15-20 minutes due to delay, so I let it slide.

    She asks for the donation, I said okay and give it to her, this was the first time someone asked the donation upfront. Which was kind of a red flag, I didn't mind because I thought she thought I was new.

    I told her that I tried contacting her PD account, she said she was working with different girls but now she is independent and she wanted to make full profits from clients. Moving on, I wanted to kiss, turned down both LFK and DFK, She said she doesn't do it. Was mentioned in the menu but didn't honor both, she said lay down on the bed, I lay down and she gives the worst BBBJ ever, no spit no action, I hold her hair, she tells me not to touch her hair, so I let go. Proceeds to give the worst hand job of my life, I think about Cindy Crawford and finish.

    She told me to go clean up, when I was heading to the bathroom, I saw the same dude I saw before walking in the living room trying to hide. I thought the dude was the booker so I let go, I clean up and go back, I ask her for round two because we still had 30 minutes left. She tells me that she cannot cuddle. I told her that I never had this experience with other girls. She tells me to get dressed and leave.

    The entire session she was texting the dude in the living room. Watch out for rogue girls.
    An easy way to know if she's a good provider or not is when you walk in, notice how she greets you, if there is no hug, no kiss and she's running around looking tense not knowing how to react, that's a sign you are getting upsell or ripped off in the next few minutes. Body language tells a lot about someone. You can see this with yourself too, imagine when you're trying to hide something from someone how you act panicked when the person is around. So next time watch out for these signs. Its the same with criminals, when the cops are interviewing the killer about his daughter murder, he reacts in panic and is tensed instead of feeling sad. And people who won a tournament or a competition by cheating, theyre in panic mode instead of celebrating. Hope this helps

  9. #6599

    Twitter

    Quote Originally Posted by BStachel  [View Original Post]
    Well BaileyB and Dakota are back. QoD has Dakota advertised for this weekend and the BaileyB profile has an ad up too. I guess Dakato wasn't getting any bookings on PD.

    Aleena818 is advertising for the weekend in SFV as well.

    If you want to find their twitter accounts just go to the QoD twitter listed in her profile and look at who she is following. From there you can find their IG, OF and snapchat.
    Seems like the bookers monitor this forum, her Twitter is on private mode LOL.

  10. #6598
    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi69  [View Original Post]
    That is the main difference between HX and everything else. On TER, guys write fake-ass reviews because each review gets them a free 15-day VIP pass so they can look at the legit reviews written by the legit guys. On Pure Demon, the reviews are not even worth the paper they are written on to wipe your ass with after eating way too much Chipotle. Pure Demon reviews are not reviews. They are I-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine testimonials. Pure Demon will not publish anything that puts their girls under a negative light. There is no accountability on TER or PD for GPS or ROB behaviors.

    On Hx, one bad review and you are finished.
    Don't really know what you mean. What reviews are on Hx, for service (not safety)? Some comments buried in a Club somewhere, that doesn't affect someone's reputation to 90 percent of users? Aren't you guys always complaining about the same providers who you don't like operating for years, unbothered and still doing solid business?

  11. #6597
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1223
    Quote Originally Posted by Couture101  [View Original Post]
    Didn't know that she had flipped the switch when she left QOD to Non-GFE mode, pure ROB.
    That is the main difference between HX and everything else. On TER, guys write fake-ass reviews because each review gets them a free 15-day VIP pass so they can look at the legit reviews written by the legit guys. On Pure Demon, the reviews are not even worth the paper they are written on to wipe your ass with after eating way too much Chipotle. Pure Demon reviews are not reviews. They are I-scratch-your-back-you-scratch-mine testimonials. Pure Demon will not publish anything that puts their girls under a negative light. There is no accountability on TER or PD for GPS or ROB behaviors.

    On Hx, one bad review and you are finished.

    Quote Originally Posted by Couture101  [View Original Post]
    Her pussy stinks tho, tried to Daty but smell was off putting. It's confirmed on this website by another person with regards to hygiene.
    I love DATY so that would scar me for life LOL.

  12. #6596
    Quote Originally Posted by PornCock69  [View Original Post]
    Been contemplating about this one.

    Any one seen her and have details about your meet up?
    100% not GFE and will not let you dfk or daty! She will say lfk just to get you in the door but will say when you try to lfk "no" baby I don't like you next to my mouth. Immediate mood killer!

    No finger or anything ear her kitty as well. I went down to daty and she said she doesn't allow that. I said WTF! Why don't you tell me that before I made appt. She replied baby your here for.

    My comfortness and stick your D in me.

    I got up and took the 1/2 loss. Than told her what I think and left!

  13. #6595
    Quote Originally Posted by LNips  [View Original Post]
    It it OK if the references are not on Hx? I don't think any of mine are.
    When I saw the girls there I had many ratings, it was easy for me to get an appointment. So I have never tried it.

  14. #6594

    LaChloe

    Not recommended. Difficult to schedule / communicate with, then once I showed up there were a series of delays including waiting for her to come down from the apartment AirBnB, going back downstairs to meet an Uber delivery driver, and a long shower. To her credit it wasn't stalling to try and short me time. When we finally got to it, I was informed at that moment that her GFE does not include DFK or LFK. Again, to her credit, she indulged me briefly but probably just to avoid any complaints. Not interested in much of anything honestly. Pretty, and the price was right I suppose. I really feel like an asshole leaving negative feedback so I'll summarize another way: she's not really coming at this from a professional angle, as indicated by all of the above + lack of having a defined menu. If you can deal with the amateur hour headaches, then God bless you.

  15. #6593

    I took one for the city

    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi69  [View Original Post]
    Looks like you didn't live up to your handle on Hx. You got neither Luck nor Fuck.

    Too bad. She's cute (if you overlook the horrendous ink).
    I usually verify on 4-6 sources and my group before seeing a provider. I got green light from most of them.

    Her TER had one decent review, the other one was YMMV.

    Private-delights, the first 5-6 dudes had said good things about her, the rest had written a typical PD review with zero content, I trusted the first 6 guys.

    A couple of dudes on this website said good body but okay service, so I took it as a YMMV.

    Two of my buddies saw her as Lacey143 in 2020, said she was good.

    Didn't know that she had flipped the switch when she left QOD to Non-GFE mode, pure ROB.

    Anyway, these days you can never be sure of what you getting.

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