Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

Is this Jackie worth it? Is she hot? Photo looks decent but they never look like photo.

Yes that's not her photo but she looks better than the photo. Go try her out report back to me and you'll earn five slammer bucks.

[Bla Bla]

How much do you lads tip amy at sakura?

Is 60 her usual? Used to pay 70 all in here and now it's 100 due to house fee increase and Amy fees.

Kinda miss the old Amy but not sure where she is now.

Even at bamboo feel like ladies aren't happy with 40 tip. I know inflation is in full swing but 30% increase is LOL.

And the whole towel talk left a sour taste in my mouth haha.

Also curious if anyones been to my happy feet lately? Or the mp right under bamboo?

40 has been standard for a very long time for HJ. 50 or 60 is ok. IMHO.

[Cappy73]

Just checking. Is This VT Spa on Springdale in Westminster? Thanks.

What's their new IG?

[Cappy73]

Any Young Attractive NURU girls offering FS. Been playing on HX, but adding a bit of NURU to the mix would be fun.

[RBFSyndrome]

How much do you lads tip amy at sakura?

Is 60 her usual? Used to pay 70 all in here and now it's 100 due to house fee increase and Amy fees.

Kinda miss the old Amy but not sure where she is now.

Even at bamboo feel like ladies aren't happy with 40 tip. I know inflation is in full swing but 30% increase is LOL.

And the whole towel talk left a sour taste in my mouth haha.

Also curious if anyone’s been to my happy feet lately? Or the mp right under bamboo?

[Pussy Prowler]

For any newbie mongers, simply go to fair in costa mesa, walk around, talk to the girls in all the shops and boom, done.

Why anyone bothers to go anywhere else I have no clue since here you can not only see all the lineups but generally they're younger and more attractive. Also you get to chose from over 25 girls at any time of day when they're open. Hard to beat.

[MongerMan37]

Yeah I let the slammer out a few time's on her. One time I agreed on her price and I said OK but your really going to get fucked good. So the next time I seen her I get a discounted rate. LOL.

Is this Jackie worth it? Is she hot? Photo looks decent but they never look like photo.

[Grimmy23]

Even if you're the first customer of the day at the AMPs, there's a decent chance they just left the sheets from the day before.

Take a cheap bath towel in with you to lay on. Pick one up for a buck at Dollar Tree or just a few bucks at Target on your way and just chuck it somewhere after your session so you don't have to explain to anybody at home where this new towel came from. I've done that more than a few times. If anyone at the MP asks just say you have detergent allergies so you're just being careful so you don't get a rash.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer6008,

You know you approve of her LOL for the guy that had a bar experience at pure. Jackie from VT also goes here.

Yeah I let the slammer out a few time's on her. One time I agreed on her price and I said OK but your really going to get fucked good. So the next time I seen her I get a discounted rate. LOL.

[July1714]

Slammer6008,

You know you approve of her LOL for the guy that had a bar experience at pure. Jackie from VT also goes here.

[Bonyuri]

If you don't feel like AMP are safe than stay home. Let's get back to the reviews and stories LOL.

P.S. Jackie at VT does bb for 2. Don't judge. It's been a minute.

Just checking. Is This VT Spa on Springdale in Westminster? Thanks.

[JackHolly]

Even if you're the first customer of the day at the AMPs, there's a decent chance they just left the sheets from the day before.

But most MPs don't use fresh linens between customers. I've posted about it recently so I won't go into the gory details again. Just suffice to say as a person who owns a legit spa and is very aware of the logistics, keeping up with the laundry would be a near impossibility for most of these places. Chances are very good that any time you visit an MP with any significant amount of traffic you're more than likely not the first guy to lay on those sheets that day. As with everything there are exceptions but this is why I have mostly steered away from MPs.

[Couture101]

Did you guys see Jennifer at Stanton recently?

I saw her last week, same massage quality, but she doesn't do the hot stones and other good stuff anymore.

HJ was decent she uses lube now instead of the oil, which is nice.

She used to show her titties before, now it's restricted. Anyone got an update on that one?

[MyFinalHeav3]

Problem with these nuru places is that a lot of the workers are overweight.

Add 20-30 lbs to their instagram lineup pics. If the girl looks thick on the picture she's most likely obese.

I wish I would have checked this forum before I dropped my cash. I saw their ad on Bedpage, it was nearby, so I thought I'd give them a shot.

I mean, how could Nuru ever be unsexy? It was this last weekend. I got "Glinda" or something like that. I paid for nuru, and all she would say was "Asian style body rub. ".

She was 40 pounds overweight, and a Latina, I think. She said she was from here, but didn't seem to understand English.

Started on the back, no teasing. Rubbed her boobs on me from the side of the table. On the flip, she stood as far away as possible from me, while still being able to stroke my dick.

One of the worst experiences ever.

P.S. When I pulled up to that business, I remember once many years ago, there as a FS business operating out of there. And I had a DDG Korean girl. Unbelievably beautiful. And this is where we are now.

[StrongAce]

As I was getting dressed the girl neatly re-made the bed with all the towels we used.

I feel fucking gross now. What was I laying in? Was I cleaned up with a clean washcloth at least?

Had a similar experience, and it was at Pure Relaxation incidentally. My sheet had oil all over it and I didn't realize until I had laid down. The girl seemed surprised as well, then pulled out a clean sheet and put it over the old one. It was too late of course and I felt so fucking disgusted. That was my last time at a massage parlor.