Massage Parlor Reports

**Grimmy23** · 05-24-21 21:12

Originally Posted by BlaBla [View Original Post]

My buddy is part owner of a busy south OC shop and they do 5-6 loads of laundry a day. And they buy new towels every two months or so. I can see why a lot of shops would re use.

At my spa the washer and dryer run nonstop from the time my staff arrived at 8:30 until 9 pm when we close. Probably 8-9 loads a day. And that's just towels. We get our sheets from linen service which is a big ass truck showing up twice a week to do the exchange. We average about 40 customers a day which probably isn't much different than a lot of AMPs. Granted we're using 3 sheets per customer right now because of Covid protocol (bottom sheet and two top sheets because we're not allowed to use blankets). AMPs obvious don't worry about covering. But still it's a hell of a lot of laundry. You can only get 5 or 6 sheets in a load. Bottom line there's no way an AMP can possibly provide clean stuff for every customer and keep up with it. They'd need to have 2 washers and dryers and a full time person attending to it. And yeah, towels don't last longer when they get washed a couple times a day.

**MikeSanchez** · 05-24-21 21:00

When I schedule a nuru massage, I make sure I am their 1st customer for the day. Wiping with a rag does not remove everything and many times they are in a hurry between appointments.

Originally Posted by Crujonez [View Original Post]

Had a good experience with the massage and ending at cloud 9 in Westminster.

Until. As I was getting dressed the girl neatly re-made the bed with all the towels we used.

I feel fucking gross now. What was I laying in? Was I cleaned up with a clean washcloth at least?

**July1714** · 05-24-21 20:46

If you don't feel like AMP are safe than stay home. Let's get back to the reviews and stories LOL.

P.S. Jackie at VT does bb for 2. Don't judge. It's been a minute.

**Bla Bla** · 05-24-21 20:43

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

But most MPs don't use fresh linens between customers. I've posted about it recently so I won't go into the gory details again. Just suffice to say as a person who owns a legit spa and is very aware of the logistics, keeping up with the laundry would be a near impossibility for most of these places. Chances are very good that any time you visit an MP with any significant amount of traffic you're more than likely not the first guy to lay on those sheets that day. As with everything there are exceptions but this is why I have mostly steered away from MPs.

My buddy is part owner of a busy south OC shop and they do 5-6 loads of laundry a day. And they buy new towels every two months or so. I can see why a lot of shops would re use.

**Grimmy23** · 05-24-21 19:19

Originally Posted by Crujonez [View Original Post]

Had a good experience with the massage and ending at cloud 9 in Westminster.

Until. As I was getting dressed the girl neatly re-made the bed with all the towels we used.

I feel fucking gross now. What was I laying in? Was I cleaned up with a clean washcloth at least?

But most MPs don't use fresh linens between customers. I've posted about it recently so I won't go into the gory details again. Just suffice to say as a person who owns a legit spa and is very aware of the logistics, keeping up with the laundry would be a near impossibility for most of these places. Chances are very good that any time you visit an MP with any significant amount of traffic you're more than likely not the first guy to lay on those sheets that day. As with everything there are exceptions but this is why I have mostly steered away from MPs.

**Dildo Baggens** · 05-24-21 16:20

Originally Posted by Dhdjdhf35 [View Original Post]

I got Molluscum contagiosum from a nuru with HJ and passed it to my wife. Shit was not fun.

If you think in probabilities, then it's pretty low. Infection can only happen if there is a breach in the epithelial wall of your penis or urethra. It's not impossible but highly improbable. By the way, most places I've gone to, the women wash their hands incessantly between clients.

**Crujonez** · 05-24-21 11:27

Had a good experience with the massage and ending at cloud 9 in Westminster.

Until. As I was getting dressed the girl neatly re-made the bed with all the towels we used.

I feel fucking gross now. What was I laying in? Was I cleaned up with a clean washcloth at least?

**MikeSanchez** · 05-24-21 11:21

I've read several comments that explain / justify why we engage with other woman but are happily married or have a hot gf. Etc. What if your wife, gf, significant other was doing the same. Meeting with young studs or BBCs to get satisfied or wanting a variety. And you found out. Reaction?

Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand [View Original Post]

It would not be possible to do as many women as I want if I did not monger. I have always been happily married my entire adult life but still monger all the time.

**Mhsm2014** · 05-23-21 10:35

I saw a few bad reviews for the Palms when it opened and I thought I'd chime in. It's the same owner as Havana in Downey. I've been to Havana quite a few times and wanted to check this new place out. I booked an appt with Melody. The picture is fairly close. She's a 20 something Americanized Asian girl with darker skin and no accent. She didn't have quite the girl next door look that the girl in the picture has and she had some tattoos but she was still very pretty and easy to talk to. She did a little bit of legit massage that was ok. Then the nuru started and she did some sliding on my back. I turned over and she slid her chest against mine and her pussy on my leg. Gave a great HJ with some dirty talking and mutual touching. I overall enjoyed my time with her a lot. I've had great experiences and some subpar ones at Havana and I'm sure this place will be no different. Just have to find the right girl for you so I wouldn't totally write this place off. I'd see Melody again.

**Sound7** · 05-23-21 02:38

Can you update us? Dark? The prices are set by front desk? Indicated. IMHO.

Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand [View Original Post]

If I remember, I was the first to coin the phrase "Fish & Chips" back in the day. It has since been abbreviated to F&C. The fish place had changed hands. It used to be H. Salt, Fish and Chips which is part of a chain.

I went by there recently to see what happened to the place. The place has changed management 2-3 times but to my surprise, Lucy was still there. I preferred Anna but she is long gone. Lucy actually recognized me. It never ceases to amaze me the memories these women have. She remembered everything that I had told her probably 3 years ago. She is definitely over 60 but she works very hard at BBBJ and BBFS. I used to tip 40 so I gave her that first. She did not complain but did not look happy so I gave her another 20 for good measure. I believe any more than that and you are spoiling the market for others.

**OldAsiaHand** · 05-23-21 01:38

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

Question for you guys. I have a gf in her 20's who is HOT. We have great sexual chemistry and she does pretty much anything I ask. Nevertheless, here I am on this forum. Curious if anyone else is in the same position. If so, why do you monger?

It would not be possible to do as many women as I want if I did not monger. I have always been happily married my entire adult life but still monger all the time.

**OldAsiaHand** · 05-23-21 01:30

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

Funny how the use of F&C is used. That fish place ain't even called F&C. I park on the Standard side and walk there. Was Lucy wearing a skirt and heels the day you seen her?

If I remember, I was the first to coin the phrase "Fish & Chips" back in the day. It has since been abbreviated to F&C. The fish place had changed hands. It used to be H. Salt, Fish and Chips which is part of a chain.

I went by there recently to see what happened to the place. The place has changed management 2-3 times but to my surprise, Lucy was still there. I preferred Anna but she is long gone. Lucy actually recognized me. It never ceases to amaze me the memories these women have. She remembered everything that I had told her probably 3 years ago. She is definitely over 60 but she works very hard at BBBJ and BBFS. I used to tip 40 so I gave her that first. She did not complain but did not look happy so I gave her another 20 for good measure. I believe any more than that and you are spoiling the market for others.

**Dhdjdhf35** · 05-23-21 01:03

Originally Posted by Smitty88 [View Original Post]

Since we're on the topic, I'm wondering if anyone believes there's any risk of an STI transfer when receiving a HJ. My guess is that it's highly unlikely, and hopefully impossible, but sometimes my imagination gets the better of me and I worry. Any thoughts?

I got Molluscum contagiosum from a nuru with HJ and passed it to my wife. Shit was not fun.

**Koreahh** · 05-22-21 14:07

Originally Posted by Smitty88 [View Original Post]

Since we're on the topic, I'm wondering if anyone believes there's any risk of an STI transfer when receiving a HJ. My guess is that it's highly unlikely, and hopefully impossible, but sometimes my imagination gets the better of me and I worry. Any thoughts?

Only way it'll transfer is thru fluid exchange. You'll be fine if its lube but she spits on it, diff story.

**BuddhaHead** · 05-22-21 12:12

Originally Posted by Smitty88 [View Original Post]

Since we're on the topic, I'm wondering if anyone believes there's any risk of an STI transfer when receiving a HJ. My guess is that it's highly unlikely, and hopefully impossible, but sometimes my imagination gets the better of me and I worry. Any thoughts?

The CDC and Google can answer this question. Doesn't matter what "anyone believes", since this is a medicine question.