Massage Parlor Reports

**BradnhGuy** · 06-06-21 16:48

Found a new AMP in Merrimack. Asian health bodywork spa. Same deal as all other places. 70+60 standard finish. Nothing exciting.

**BostonThree** · 05-27-21 06:10

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

I checked out the DW place the other day. 70 house for the hour. Older MMS led me to room then younger (but not young) slightly plump girl came in to deliver.

Massage was mediocre at best. Not skilled at all. She did minimal teasing prior to flip. Once flipped she made the HJ motion and I motioned back for head. She declined, so I declined the HE altogether. I was really hoping to get lucky and have the girl that dives right into BJ with no questions asked, but alas, it was not to be.

She finished out the hour with truly sad attempts at face up massage. Rubbing my legs a lot, actually pulling on my ears at one point so that it hurt. (WTF?) stiff strokes along my temples that I had to ask her to stop before she rubbed the flesh off my face.

All in all a very disappointing visit. Tipped her 20 because it was shitty massage and no HE.

Highly doubt I will return.

Had similar with Yuni at Merrimack recently. Massage was crappy and painful and no tease. She gave hand motion on the flip, I asked for BJ, she said no BJ or sex here. HJ was not good, no skill. Got her shirt and bra up and shorts down. Ok tits but unfun dry hairy vag. Finished and won't return.

Should have just gone to Ling

**LarryJay** · 05-27-21 05:48

Originally Posted by MassGuyInNh [View Original Post]

Drove by Merrimack today and lots of police activities going on. I just drove on by. Don't know anymore than that! I'm getting out of hobby! Not worth it!

Went recently. No issues. Called first. Asked MMS how's things. All good. New talent in a month. Had Nana. Frumpy with big soft pillows. No massage talent. Got the job done.

**SugarMail18** · 05-24-21 12:46

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

Admins, if this is inappropriate for this sub forum I'll remove and re-post in General (I guess)?

Curious how you all think a table shower only venue would go over.

Just you and a young lady, preferably nude, but maybe bikini clad, who just soaps you up for a half hour or so.

Extras might consist of body to body type slip and slide action, similar to Nuru.

Maybe self service finish to keep it more "legal", I don't know.

I just love the whole experience of being washed by a pretty little thing so much. I really wish there were more options like Bemis around. (I miss Spa Tao Sooooo much)!

I'd be in if and when it comes to existence.

**Sounds** · 05-24-21 10:59

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

Admins, if this is inappropriate for this sub forum I'll remove and re-post in General (I guess)?

Curious how you all think a table shower only venue would go over.

Just you and a young lady, preferably nude, but maybe bikini clad, who just soaps you up for a half hour or so.

Extras might consist of body to body type slip and slide action, similar to Nuru.

Maybe self service finish to keep it more "legal", I don't know.

I just love the whole experience of being washed by a pretty little thing so much. I really wish there were more options like Bemis around. (I miss Spa Tao Sooooo much)!

Could be fun. But if it is self service I would not bother. But if the slip and slide is good enough, may not need self service.

**MassGuyInNh** · 05-23-21 16:31

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

Admins, if this is inappropriate for this sub forum I'll remove and re-post in General (I guess)?

Curious how you all think a table shower only venue would go over.

Just you and a young lady, preferably nude, but maybe bikini clad, who just soaps you up for a half hour or so.

Extras might consist of body to body type slip and slide action, similar to Nuru.

Maybe self service finish to keep it more "legal", I don't know.

I just love the whole experience of being washed by a pretty little thing so much. I really wish there were more options like Bemis around. (I miss Spa Tao Sooooo much)!

I agree. That would be really fun! Open s place!

**Amppro95** · 05-23-21 12:36

Originally Posted by RoadStar01 [View Original Post]

Admins, if this is inappropriate for this sub forum I'll remove and re-post in General (I guess)?

Curious how you all think a table shower only venue would go over.

Just you and a young lady, preferably nude, but maybe bikini clad, who just soaps you up for a half hour or so.

Extras might consist of body to body type slip and slide action, similar to Nuru.

Maybe self service finish to keep it more "legal", I don't know.

I just love the whole experience of being washed by a pretty little thing so much. I really wish there were more options like Bemis around. (I miss Spa Tao Sooooo much)!

I like the idea a lot, I don't know how much of a repeat customer I am if its DYI but if its not, I'd be there a lot, obviously depending on location. I've only had the table shower twice and they were both very PG rated, I'd love to get into XXX rated.

**RoadStar01** · 05-23-21 09:44

Admins, if this is inappropriate for this sub forum I'll remove and re-post in General (I guess)?

Curious how you all think a table shower only venue would go over.

Just you and a young lady, preferably nude, but maybe bikini clad, who just soaps you up for a half hour or so.

Extras might consist of body to body type slip and slide action, similar to Nuru.

Maybe self service finish to keep it more "legal", I don't know.

I just love the whole experience of being washed by a pretty little thing so much. I really wish there were more options like Bemis around. (I miss Spa Tao Sooooo much)!

**OldTatted** · 05-22-21 08:19

Originally Posted by ManchesterNH [View Original Post]

Thanks for the update about Merrimack. As for exiting this hobby, I hear ya. The talent seems to be limited and nasty looking. The AMP's are inconsistent. The various websites are loaded with scammers, fake ads, etc. Makes me wonder if I should try paying my wife for some action as right now, nothing is happening on the home front for years! Maybe she could use the cash! LOL.

Let us know if she needs the cash! LOL.

**ManchesterNH** · 05-20-21 23:16

Originally Posted by MassGuyInNh [View Original Post]

Drove by Merrimack today and lots of police activities going on. I just drove on by. Don't know anymore than that! I'm getting out of hobby! Not worth it!

Thanks for the update about Merrimack. As for exiting this hobby, I hear ya. The talent seems to be limited and nasty looking. The AMP's are inconsistent. The various websites are loaded with scammers, fake ads, etc. Makes me wonder if I should try paying my wife for some action as right now, nothing is happening on the home front for years! Maybe she could use the cash! LOL.

**MassGuyInNh** · 05-20-21 00:38

Drove by Merrimack today and lots of police activities going on. I just drove on by. Don't know anymore than that! I'm getting out of hobby! Not worth it!

**Orch13** · 05-03-21 12:22

Originally Posted by Willcall44 [View Original Post]

OR! Hope all is well. . . Memories plus!

Retired in Florida, living the dream. Ahhhh Delphine, Tyler Stevens, Helena and the Estonians, Michelle on Cleveland Circle as they say, the hits kept playing back in the day. Take care and stay safe. OR. CH.

**RoadStar01** · 05-02-21 08:31

Originally Posted by YelloTail [View Original Post]

Sorry for your painful visit. But thanks for the review. I was planning on heading over there, you saved me the trip. Did you happen to call ahead or just drop in?

I dropped in.

The no HE was my choice. I was looking forward to BJ, and standard finish just didn't appeal to me.

After I declined it was like she didn't know what to do to fill out the hour, so she was just winging it.

**BigJim959** · 05-01-21 22:51

Mms is good about that. If they're busy, she'll say so.

Originally Posted by JimmyPratt [View Original Post]

I, too, tried to go to the place on DW on Thursday. I was 10-15 minutes away, and called ahead. She told me she was busy with a client, so I passed. At least she was honest and didn't just say 'come on over' and then make me wait 30 minutes.

JP.

**Jimmy Pratt** · 05-01-21 20:52

Originally Posted by YelloTail [View Original Post]

Sorry for your painful visit. But thanks for the review. I was planning on heading over there, you saved me the trip. Did you happen to call ahead or just drop in?

I, too, tried to go to the place on DW on Thursday. I was 10-15 minutes away, and called ahead. She told me she was busy with a client, so I passed. At least she was honest and didn't just say 'come on over' and then make me wait 30 minutes.

JP.