Massage Parlor Reports

[JTreehorn14]

Stopped by CA on Saturday. First mongering since last March. Even being fully vaccinated for a couple of weeks, it felt a bit odd. Temp check and mask upon entering. Mask off in the room. I was hoping for Jeanie but got Chris, who said it was her first day and she had just arrived from Korea. She said she'd had the first shot and was waiting on the second, which gave me a bit of a pause, but (perhaps foolishly) I didn't leave. Chris is thin; has a small, tight ass; and has B cups that are almost certainly man-made but are very well done, as well as the typical Korean eraser nipples. Cute lady. Likely mid-thirties but in dim lighting and a mask can easily sustain the illusion of being in her twenties. Decent English and friendly. Pleasant TS, but nothing too erotic. Mediocre massage, but it's not why I was there. The ST was actually quite nice with a lot of attention to my back door, perineum, and balls. Eventually the clothes came off and her nipples were all over me. Play time involved a really good CBJ. Multiple positions for about fifteen minutes before finishing with her on top. In doggie I even got to indulge in lightly penetrating her backdoor with a finger which wasn't too hard since the lube had dripped down all over her nether regions. I probably could have slipped it in to the first knuckle but didn't feel like pushing my luck. She took the pounding like a champ and rode me hard on top, starting with Asian CG and then shifting to regular CG. By the end she was obviously tiring out, breathless, and noticeably sweating. I could have gone on longer, but felt it was a good time to bust. She was unshaved (my favorite) but not particularly hairy. I got to run my face and hands through it a bit but she was hesitant about my face being down there and quickly signalled DATY was off limits. In her words "until pandemic ends. " She kept her mask on the whole time except for the CBJ. I thought I'd mind it more, but it didn't bother me too much. Standard rate and tip. Fun time, but I must say, as I left, I couldn't help but feel that it wasn't worth $210. Maybe it's due to taking a year off, but I drove off thinking, "I could have done more with that $210". There's something about the cost crossing the $200 line that bothers me. I miss the days of a Benjamin being all that was required for FS and a 30 minute visit essentially being the same as a 30 minute visit to an escort. For what I want out of the whole thing, escorts just make more sense. Damn shame the escort scene has become so ragged around here. My ideal is thin, young, dark-skin black girls with as few tats as possible. That was tough in the before times, but it's downright impossible now. It just seems like no one is travelling anymore and the only talent is local talent, and around here, that basically means girls they should be paying me to close my eyes and bang them. So. Who knows. Maybe this will be my last AMP visit in a while, or maybe I'm just being whiny and cranky and will be writing a review of someone else at CA or RS in a week or two.

[Harry Krevitz]

I saw someone named June at VIP in October last year. She was small w / black hair. She was a bit quiet, but personally I liked her. I wonder if she is the same girl.

Crumbleton.

I don't think it's the same one but am not really sure, I haven't seen her yet.

[BradCrumbzz]

I just spoke with MMS, currently it is: Kay, Candy, and a new small lady named June. I was told Mya is no longer there, she had to leave a few days ago and Candy is leaving Monday so another new girl is coming in. I think Kay will still be around for a while but working with two new girls.

Will try to report back after I make my next visit with more info.

I saw someone named June at VIP in October last year. She was small w / black hair. She was a bit quiet, but personally I liked her. I wonder if she is the same girl.

Crumbleton.

[Member #6465]

Curious if anyone has experienced a relaxing of COVID restrictions in our favorite GB AMPs. I'm probably making a return visit on Saturday or Monday. I'll certainly post what I experience.

They have never made me keep my mask on in the room this entire time. They have to take theirs off to suck jr so it would have been weird if they had.

[Harry Krevitz]

I just spoke with MMS, currently it is: Kay, Candy, and a new small lady named June. I was told Mya is no longer there, she had to leave a few days ago and Candy is leaving Monday so another new girl is coming in. I think Kay will still be around for a while but working with two new girls.

Will try to report back after I make my next visit with more info.

[Max #01]

Curious if anyone has experienced a relaxing of COVID restrictions in our favorite GB AMPs. I'm probably making a return visit on Saturday or Monday. I'll certainly post what I experience.

[Max #01]

I believe that she was either shaved or very light peach fuzz. I don't recall getting any hair in my mouth during the session if you know what I mean.

Propilot-Always check your six.

I'd agree with your assessment. I think she's a natural trim. No dental floss required!

[MaxRodman]

Run don't walk. I made the long schlep to Temple Hills to TOFTT after reading a sort of ambiguous review on another board. Boy did I luck out. Cherry is interesting to talk to (biggish accent), sexy as hell, and tall, probably 5'8" with a bombshell body. Busty, superior hips / butt, Vegas shoulders. Do you remember filmmaker Russ Meyer? She'd fit right in into 'Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!' I'm reminded of this tasteful aphorism: she has the kind of body that could make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window. ' She leaves in 3 wks. I'll return before then for round 2.

A note about Seven Accupressure. Sketchy neighbourhood and building but once you're inside the 2nd floor spa it's an oasis of calm and nice furnishings. Take the stairs.

[Propilot]

Slim with A cups is my ideal Natural or shaved?

I believe that she was either shaved or very light peach fuzz. I don't recall getting any hair in my mouth during the session if you know what I mean.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[NovaThings]

So sorry to hear that level of horrible service from VIP. I'm a long time client and have never had that level of bad service. Definitely won't use this provider. Yes, Loved the old mama-san, Hanna, always took care of personal service appointments. Sad to hear she is not returning. I'm not sure the new mama-san will be anywhere to the level of the old blonde hair mama-san. Does anyone know if the old mama-san is working at another AMP in the area? She was great and good to acquire service appointments.

If anyone knows of her whereabouts I would appreciate it as well. Unfortunately I have to agree with some of the recent incidents at VIP, I drove about a hour to visit Kay and when I got there the owner / mms double booked Kay. I was stuck with Chanel but she had no interest and ended up with Candy. Not bad but not great either. VIP had real value last year and worth the drive. One of the girls told me that the blond mms had a bad rep and girls were canceling their arrival because of her reputation in their circles. She was very pleasant to me and everything seemed to work smoothly so I was surprised at her feedback and I never had any scheduling issue before. The quality at VIP has also dipped in the past six months as well and not worth the drive as it once was. Hopefully things are quickly corrected. I was going to visit Maya but there seems to be an unfortunate pattern developing.

[MikaPeltinin]

Mongers I don't often post my experiences and I am NOT going to be graphic but Bonnie at RH was really what I needed today and so I am going to give her and RL their props.

I called at 10 am and said I would be there by 11 am Mamasan said no problem. I asked who was working and she said she would have to put me on hold. Never mind!

I arrived and was greeted by PINK. She is I believe been described sufficiently her but is a curvy pixie with lots of positive energy. She did the temperature check and took my house fee 70.

She brought me to the room and hugged me (we had a session last week fun for us both and she definitely remembered me).

But then she said she had an 11:30 am appointment so she couldn't see me today. I indicated I was fine with that and undressed to my comfort level and in walked Bonnie.

She took me to the table shower. Nothing special but all clean for her then back to the room. She massaged me for 20 minutes (nothing MT level but still nice) then I turned over and the fun was on!

I was very happy with her concern for my pleasure and if anyone needs more details well PM me as they say!

Mika Peltinin DC based and can also provide information on Art Spa and WG_Wellness Spa if interested.

[JTreehorn14]

I dropped by Cherry to see Jeanie. She was nice and friendly enough and got the job done. Slim and with A cups.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Slim with A cups is my ideal Natural or shaved?

[SyntorX]

I don't post a lot but I don't believe I've ever posted a bad review and it takes a lot to make me feel like I wasted and money. So I'll make this quick as this is a bad review. To start guys I have bad news on the Mamasan that use to be at VIP she's gone and not coming back. We had a pretty good relationship and I can guarantee 100% she doesn't work for / VIP anymore.

That being said my experience was awkward in the beginning and just remained that way till the wammy that will probably keep me going to Va for the k agency's. While on the table shower Mya did something I never had a provider do, after she was done cleaning and drying me she lifted her dress and started to clean her private area. That portion of the story is important so please remember that. Now I didn't mention anything cause she was nice I won't take that away from her. She also constantly keep complimenting to me on my size. Mind you I am slightly above average and have always received compliments about it, but she was mentioning my size as if she was scared to complete the deed. Again awkward but something else I looked passed. As the flip comes she starts talking about my size again, how she's worried cause she not strong but I am and she even made a mention about how old I was. She specifically said my nickname would 19 cause that's how old my john was and strong blah blah blah. She literally ended up asking me to only do a BJ. At that point I requested another provider and she said no but I also told her I didn't want her to do something she isn't comfortable with but she then insisted it was ok.

So the deed is done and as I turn to lay down I noticed a thick white cream on the base of me and I'm thoroughly confused. She removes the rubber and because she was talking so much some of my cum falls out of the rubber onto me. So when she leave for the hot towel I get up to get some more tissues and I see it a fucking (excuse my French but I was livid when I saw this) monistat cream. And everything made sense to me why she cleaned herself in front of me, her consistent mentions of her fear to complete the deed, and the white cream I saw. I was highly upset and irritated at that point and because I don't have a relationship with the new Mamasan I didn't know what I could or couldn't say. How she'd react to my claims but in any case I also a pic cause I know sometimes people won't believe it. But if this is the practice they are doing at VIP I will gladly not return.

Sorry for the rant but I felt cheated out of my money and worse of all I felt gross and uncomfortable. She also was t much to write about in the looks she was 35+ like everything as a whole just made the experience horrible.

I feel sorry for you. That certainly beats my worst AMP experience.

[XFiles99]

I don't post a lot but I don't believe I've ever posted a bad review and it takes a lot to make me feel like I wasted and money. So I'll make this quick as this is a bad review. To start guys I have bad news on the Mamasan that use to be at VIP she's gone and not coming back. We had a pretty good relationship and I can guarantee 100% she doesn't work for / VIP anymore.

That being said my experience was awkward in the beginning and just remained that way till the wammy that will probably keep me going to Va for the k agency's. While on the table shower Mya did something I never had a provider do, after she was done cleaning and drying me she lifted her dress and started to clean her private area. That portion of the story is important so please remember that. Now I didn't mention anything cause she was nice I won't take that away from her. She also constantly keep complimenting to me on my size. Mind you I am slightly above average and have always received compliments about it, but she was mentioning my size as if she was scared to complete the deed. Again awkward but something else I looked passed. As the flip comes she starts talking about my size again, how she's worried cause she not strong but I am and she even made a mention about how old I was. She specifically said my nickname would 19 cause that's how old my john was and strong blah blah blah. She literally ended up asking me to only do a BJ. At that point I requested another provider and she said no but I also told her I didn't want her to do something she isn't comfortable with but she then insisted it was ok.

So sorry to hear that level of horrible service from VIP. I'm a long time client and have never had that level of bad service. Definitely won't use this provider. Yes, Loved the old mama-san, Hanna, always took care of personal service appointments. Sad to hear she is not returning. I'm not sure the new mama-san will be anywhere to the level of the old blonde hair mama-san. Does anyone know if the old mama-san is working at another AMP in the area? She was great and good to acquire service appointments.

[BradCrumbzz]

I don't post a lot but I don't believe I've ever posted a bad review and it takes a lot to make me feel like I wasted and money. So I'll make this quick as this is a bad review. To start guys I have bad news on the Mamasan that use to be at VIP she's gone and not coming back. We had a pretty good relationship and I can guarantee 100% she doesn't work for / VIP anymore.

That being said my experience was awkward in the beginning and just remained that way till the wammy that will probably keep me going to Va for the k agency's. While on the table shower Mya did something I never had a provider do, after she was done cleaning and drying me she lifted her dress and started to clean her private area. That portion of the story is important so please remember that. Now I didn't mention anything cause she was nice I won't take that away from her. She also constantly keep complimenting to me on my size. Mind you I am slightly above average and have always received compliments about it, but she was mentioning my size as if she was scared to complete the deed. Again awkward but something else I looked passed. As the flip comes she starts talking about my size again, how she's worried cause she not strong but I am and she even made a mention about how old I was. She specifically said my nickname would 19 cause that's how old my john was and strong blah blah blah. She literally ended up asking me to only do a BJ. At that point I requested another provider and she said no but I also told her I didn't want her to do something she isn't comfortable with but she then insisted it was ok.

That's disgusting TheBdn0128.

I went to VIP recently and rolled the dice and I think I saw the same person. I didn't get her name and she jokingly said it was beautiful. She has brown hair, about 5'2 ish idk, a bit of a tummy, and she told me she was 30.

Anyway, she cleaned herself during TS which I found odd. She didn't want me touching JR during the deed either.

My visit was also a shit show to begin with. I scheduled an appointment for a certain time and the mamasan asked if I could wait a half hour. I was like but I made an appointment. Whatever, I wait. I did have to wait a half hour and towards end of my wait, I heard someone rearranging guts in another room. I'm thinking this is the woman that'll be attending me. I'm pretty sure it was as she sounded the same when it was my turn.

The logistics were a mess too. I saw a few of you guys hanging out in the doorway on my way out and into the shower. Usually, they do a better job keeping us separated. Some of you guys are really comfortable at these places too like during one of my visits to RS, one of you guys were dancing in the doorway on my way to the showers. Not Kidding.

Crumbleton.