Massage Parlor Reports

[Ziroxd91]

So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.

May I know how to contact them? You can pm me.

[RoronoaZ]

Location is in an office building. I've read here that YMMV but that wasn't the case. All was fairly straightforward. I walked in, asked for a massage, said I'd been there before. 60/80 for massage with a good looking MILF, B / C cups Victoria. OTC was permitted and the typical tip for the handshake, which was offered while I was lying on my stomach or back. More might be available. All in all a great visit.

[VRooomBada]

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

Props on being able to bust a nut with a 4 year old there LOL.

I also stopped on by and had a decent time, not horrible not great. I will likely repeat. A few things to add:

1. Pricing is weird and inconsistent? I was charged $45 for a half while the website says $40.

2. Jenny's hands are humongous and she is also quite tall. I imagined her to be petite with the descriptions given.

[Fit312]

I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

The YuYu / Yoyo at Comfort is the one from Ruby Spa. Kelly told me a while back that YuYu was doing nails and she didn't know where Mia was.

[HanginBalls]

Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?

Got injured where my schlong was out of commission for a few weeks. Busty 30 yr old g / f was getting frustrated and needed some relief. I needed a cmt. Female was an amazon w / massive cans and arms. Male looked like a rugby player. Kissed her goodbye and we went to our respective rooms. Decent massage and half hour later I hear my g / f moan. I came to life and pitched a tent. Female removes towel and says," Impressive! You're bigger than my b / f and he's ten inches". We hear my girl deeply moan and cmt says," He must be inside her". My g / f hasn't had dick in three weeks and she doesn't m-bate so she must've been tight as hell. In the meantime cmt decides to ride my newly found erection and makes a deep grunt herself. Five minutes later my g / f is screaming at the top of her lungs. He grunts as you can tell he's draining his balls inside her. A few minutes later cmt starts screaming and we cum in together. Male asks my g / f," Is he hung"? G / f says," Yes". Male asks," Bigger than me"? Again," Yes".

So, yes women can get the same treatment as men.

[ApplePiePussy]

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

Damn that sucks. Sorry to hear it. If it were me, I would have said no to a half hour. It's just not enough time to have a good session and it's really not much cheaper at all. It's actually not even half the price. It's more.

And there's no way I would have agreed with a kid present. I'm assuming you went in the evening?

For me personally, I can't do the granny thing. Some of these women are 60 or older (possibly even most) and that's just not my cup of tea. I need to be physically attracted to the provider otherwise it's not fun for me. Otherwise I'll just go get a legit massage somewhere and at least be guaranteed a solid massage.

The problem is that there's maybe 5 girls her age throughout all the Chicagoland parlors right now. They know it. We know it. And they look to extract as much as possible.

Also, for me, an extra twenty is not going to ruin it. I'm already committed to 65 plus 40. Another 20 to ensure a good time is not a big deal to me. I usually just leave it out beforehand if I'm seeing her for the first time. I mean 40 was the price 8 years ago when I first started going. Name something that hasn't gone up in cost in 8 years. If an extra 20 is the difference in perception between cheap and generous, I'll go with generous every time.

[Trader1973]

So there are like 5 apartments AMPs in China Town. Called everyone no answer (probably cause one of you bastards were busy with them LOL) so after 20 minutes got a text. First thought was like Fuck probably Chris Hanson from How to Catch a Predator. So was give an address I went to that address and texted after 5 minutes was given another address 1/2 block away. So I was like fuck it I'm going who cares what happens at this point. I get there text no response for almost 10 Minutes. As I'm sitting in my car tall white guy comes out the door and I'm like Fuck total bust. So 1 minute later I get a text to come into the hallway. First thought was like don't do it but my rock told me fuck it so I go in and now am in a hallway on a second floor apartment in Chinatown. Then the door cracks open and she says what you here for and I say #23 Beef and Broccoli and she laughs and opens the door. She is literally in the middle of cooking dinner and shuts the stove off and out of another bedroom a middle aged hot Asian women walks out with no pants and and grabs my junk. The young girl who answered the door walks me to the bedroom and says what are you here for and I blurted out to fuck. She said Hundo and it was on for a whole 7 minutes. But her is a pic and I'll try to get more on next visit but test it out. Shit is weird but exciting as well. Going to try to get them both for buck fiddy next visit.

[Trader1973]

I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

Not the same Yuyu saw her Saturday on my search for the real Yuyu LOL but the one at Comfort Spa is hot as hell and can milk a good one.

[Biliator]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

[Iamslobbyist]

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

Providers often go on week long, month long or even longer breaks. Perhaps she is not seeing anyone right now. Have you seen current ads from her?

[Mr LoudMonger]

I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.

Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.

Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.

What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

[Member #6062]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

I believe I've seen previous reports that YuYu is at Comfort Spa on Archer, but can't personally confirm.

[Trader1973]

No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.

Thanks GT she was the best in the Biz had a 4 some with her Kelly and Mia on a Saturday Night. Broke the bank but was a memory of all memories. If you want an awesome hot girl go see Jessica at Easy Rhythm she is a freak.

[JackFrost638]

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

If you're looking for a decent massage with a happy ending from a very hot woman, she's definitely worth it. Also, her preferred method of communication is email. Be polite, respectful, and avoid the typical buzz words and I think you'll have better luck connecting with her. This is her work email.

[Goat Trotter]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.