Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

I believe there have been reports here that YuYu is at Comfort on Archer.

[Iamslobbyist]

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

Providers often go on week long, month long or even longer breaks. Perhaps she is not seeing anyone right now. Have you seen current ads from her?

[Mr LoudMonger]

I don't know how long you guys have been hobbying but it wasn't too long ago that most of the parlors in Chinatown had girls in their 20's. I didn't even bother with reviews back then because it was much more fun just to show up and see who you get.

Now it's like a Chinese AARP convention. Some of these women were massaging people during the Reagan administration.

Luckily for me I found a young one the other day hidden in this "eclectic" hole in the wall called Star Hot Spa. She had been sleeping when I showed up because it wasn't busy. In fact, I was the first customer of the day. Jenny has a young and fit body and she is very attractive. My initial reaction was to ask her what the hell she was doing in a place like that. She's more of the type you would find at Grand or Oki hot-dicking mongers 150 dollars for a naked handy. The other girl, while not as young or as hot as Jenny, was still several standard deviations more attractive than the average Chinatown Medusa.

What I liked about the place was that it was clean inside especially the rooms and the shower and bathroom area in the back. What I also liked is that they had a brand new washer and dryer and a staging area for the towels so that I know for sure I'm getting fresh ones and not the cum stained decoration towel that some spas have, which likely hasn't been changed since the 90's.

After reading the review of this place, I wanted to try it my next trip to Chinatown. My experience was pretty much on the opposite side of the spectrum.

Is Jenny fairly young? Yes. Probably late 20's or 30 ish. That's about where things go downhill.

When I walked thru the outer door, the inner door is locked with a message to call a phone number. I call, Jenny says she'll be ready in 10 minutes.

So I wait twenty minutes. Then Jenny appears, with her four year old baby boy. I was already considering bailing when I had to wait so long, but now I was really tempted to bail.

Anyway, thinking with the wrong head.

Ask for one hour. No, only 30 minutes. Shit, I don't like 30 minutes. Plunk down 40 bucks. "No, $50 half hour". Shit, why am I continuing?

Anyway, of course I stupidly plunk down the cash.

The place itself- it's not terrible, but it's also not particularly clean, especially the bathroom area.

Time for massage. She's not particularly warm or friendly, not putting one at ease like most do. She throws on the oil and I get about 5-7 minutes of not very good back massage and then the flip, no tease, no particular skills. At the flip, it's immediately grab the goods, and immediately go for the jackhammer (with no oil no less). I tried very hard to put on the brakes, as that shit hurts. She did not take direction very well. When I would get her to slow down and go soft, she would remember that for about 15 seconds and then go back into Jackhammer mode. Ugh. And then her baby is banging on the door BANG BANG BANG. BANG BANG BANG. She needs to leave (for what seemed an eternity) to yell at the kid and try to get him to settle down. Meanwhile lost me' mojo.

All in all it was a very bad experience. It was extremely difficult to even finish, even when feeling up her very nice shapely butt (unfortunately in slacks and OTC only). It was a terrible rush job and not relaxing and not fun at all. I normally tip pretty well, but this time just $40 which at some places is "standard'. She complained and asked for more but this time I held fast, because I was kind of pissed about the rush job. Greedy. Shit I was back in my car in 23 minutes, $90 lighter.

I do not recommend. This is what I hate about young providers (that don't provide FS). They don't "get it". They're often lazy and unskilled, don't know how to please a man. I'll happy go back to my Chinese Grannies after this.

[Member #6062]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

I believe I've seen previous reports that YuYu is at Comfort Spa on Archer, but can't personally confirm.

[Trader1973]

No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.

Thanks GT she was the best in the Biz had a 4 some with her Kelly and Mia on a Saturday Night. Broke the bank but was a memory of all memories. If you want an awesome hot girl go see Jessica at Easy Rhythm she is a freak.

[JackFrost638]

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

If you're looking for a decent massage with a happy ending from a very hot woman, she's definitely worth it. Also, her preferred method of communication is email. Be polite, respectful, and avoid the typical buzz words and I think you'll have better luck connecting with her. This is her work email.

[Goat Trotter]

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if they have gone back home.

Green Spa massaman who drives and freaking Benz told me they are closing up. Their lease is up.

[Trader1973]

It seems to be permanently closed. Boarded up and put up for lease this week.

Did you find where Yu Yu is working she was the best in the Biz?

[VRooomBada]

So I get it straight.

There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?

Thanks.

Maggie. I forgot her name with my original post about rimjobs LOL. It's Maggie. No relation to Mandy at golden.

[Jayp80]

Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?

I knew a semi-legit massage girl who worked at one of those green tea and lavender scrub spa places you give your girl a GC to for valentines day, she told me when she had female clients outside the spa they would sometimes get super freaky and would bring their personal sex toys for my friend to use on them. So yes, some women are getting more than legit massages.

[SouthpawTom]

Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.

Wonder if women get the same treatment we do?

[MtSawamd]

Is Crystal closed? I went a couple weeks ago and it was. Tried calling number listed and no one picks up.

[JustWow]

This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?

So I get it straight.

There's a butt / friendly Mandy at Golden and SXL?

Thanks.

[Mjfor]

I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.

Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.

Thanks for update.

[Fit312]

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?

I was having a little trouble getting it up time before last, so she gave me a wipe while I was standing, spread both cheeks, and dove right in. I think that she's getting raunchier over time given the stiff competition from Kelly and JuJu. She's definitely my go-to gal for consensual rough sex. I haven't seen Lilly yet, but I hope that being around such a distinguished group of cum dumpsters corrupts her and HJ Nancy. Was thinking of getting a 4-hand with Nancy and one of the girls who fuck to escalate the process, but I've been blowing out my massage budget with the cheaper options on Grand and Chicago.