Massage Parlor Reports

[ChgoJJ]

Hao spa On South Halsted Chicago, any updates please, thanks.

I've been there 3 times in the past month and got Lisa twice and another girl the third time. No extras were available for me with either of them. YMMV.

Lisa gives a good deep tissue massage.

[LilMonger]

Why is it impossible to get ahold of this MILF? I've called every couple months over a years time & never got her to answer. Even filled out a screening on her website. Is she even worth the trouble of trying to set up an appointment? Honestly just want a rundown of a MILF that caliber.

[Wirelessone]

This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?

However she knows you not there to ask her to be a second in a game of bridge, so while she's down she will already be making a move to your nether region, you and her can figure it out with some pigeon English and hand gestures, it's what I did to let her know I wanted to release on her face.

[Ready Freddie]

https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.

I've been thinking of visiting for Nuru. Do you know if FS is included with Nuru? I've seen these ads and want to try.

[Devlin]

This place has received detailed reports here so Coded Language not needed.

Anyhow, so how does someone request a rim job from "Mandy"? Does one point to their b*tthole then wiggle your tongue at her?

Usually by request.

[JamesTChicago]

After a very long lay off, I am looking at jumping back in. Any info on this place below? Thanks and pms are fine.

5600 block and. Milwaukee.

https://massagespaservice.com/about

James.

[ApplePiePussy]

The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.

Eww. People here need to practice with flashcards so we can get more accurate age descriptions. Stop comparing them to White women, people. Asian women age differently.

[VRooomBada]

I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?

The women there are not young LOL. Kelly is probably almost 60, though people report her to be 30's at times. But to answer your question you can just ask who else is working right now.

[dbones]

I've been once and drew the mamasan. Nice time but definitely heard that there are young hot women here. How do I politely tell her next time No. Haha. Or are you stuck with who they give you?

I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.

[JasoDean]

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

WOW, thank you for the effort in this.

[BigLouWho]

Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.

Better results at Yun Ping. Turns out in Chinatown the Male massage guys work freelance and get called in to anywhere to do a women customer so my girlfriend got the same guy she has had before. For me the girl Nancy I think was her name was middle age and much more energy and sensual. Good enough looking to enjoy her touch and attentions. Not wanting to take any chances that they talk and my girlfriend finds out, I stopped my therapist from actually doing L1 but let her tease me all she wanted. Got me ready for the big event later back at my place. I recommend this place for those of you who want to play while the S. O. Gets a real massage.

[Jinurso]

Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[Jinurso]

I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.

Good catch. If she doesn't come back I'll update it on the next update.

[DJoe86]

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Where is this place at I try to google it nothing come out.

[DrPepper2976]

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.

I'm not sure if Laura is still there anymore, she's been off the schedule for I think a couple of weeks now. Although I hope I'm wrong.