Massage Parlor Reports

[BradentonBob]

Went to HR one June 7th. June, Momo and Ginger working. I chose June as usually great service as always. GFE. Damage was $$. 4.

June told me she was leaving in 2 weeks. New girl would be Pinky or Pink?

June 7th? How's that DeLorean running?

[Dr Willy]

Went to HR one June 7th. June, Momo and Ginger working. ...
June told me she was leaving in 2 weeks. New girl would be Pinky or Pink?

Crap! Did June happen to mention when she would be returning? While Momo is utterly stunning and very friendly, June just has a more 'fun and intimate' side to her somehow... at least with me. I've seen Ginger and I'm not a fan there, so I wouldn't repeat with her myself, and I've never been a fan of trying out the 'new girl' at any AMP until substantive reports come in regarding any new girl's performance. That leaves me with just Momo to see at Han River for now and she's as likely to be high-demand and busy at any time I could get in there. I may wait for June to return just so I could be assured of having at least two WOW girls working (Momo and June) and potentially available.

[GhostRider50]

Hey there.

I'm from Chicago and will be up in the Tampa area the first week in June. I was wondering if anyone could help me out and send me a pm with the name and address of a good place to go while I'm up there?

I would really appreciate it I visit often so I'm kinda looking for a reliable place. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

If you take a few minutes to read the forum posts, in Tampa, and St Petersburg, you will get plenty of leads. Google the names and you will get the addresses. Don't know if you use USASG in Chicago, but it may be worth it to sign up, its free, and you can get more access to info. Enjoy your stay.

[GhostRider50]

Reading some good reviews here, called ahead to check if Linda is working. Said "on my way", though I know that means nothing. When I got there 35 minutes later, and asked for Linda, was told that she is busy. I said I can come back later, but then this petite Chinese girl showed up. Assumed it was Linda. She asked me, how I know here. Anyways, she said she can't do 1 hour but we can do 30 minutes. Which I agreed to. So all in all it was quiet rushed. The shower, .5 for house and $.6 for Linda. I would return and make sure I get the full hour. Well worth the visit though.

The only reason I pay the hour and 1. 6 is to get a full hour of asian delight, and that has to be with a cute, friendly provider. Not saying you didn't get a good deal, but she should have cut you some slack on the tip. Just sayin.

[JusLurkin]

Swung by simply to see what you guys are talking about with this Lulu. A far cry from what I've grown accustomed to with looks at simply. I decided to pass.

[Pink Chaser]

Went to HR one June 7th. June, Momo and Ginger working. I chose June as usually great service as always. GFE. Damage was $$. 4.

June told me she was leaving in 2 weeks. New girl would be Pinky or Pink?

[MiloMachete]

What you talking about Willis?? Are you saying Joann from Crystal and Nicole from Pine are now both at Yoshiko! Joann just left Crystal for PT. Last time I stopped into Yoshiko, which was last summer, I got some old Asian Jessica Rabbit. Body was was a banging 10, a dime body no shit. Killer big fake tits, beautiful ass, flat tummy, legs and everything toned etc, and her face was old and glammed up with caked on make up. Attitude was marginally biotcy. Don't recall her name and never went back.

Yes, this very same duo that was at Crystal is now at Yoshiko.

[StarTrek]

Reading some good reviews here, called ahead to check if Linda is working. Said "on my way", though I know that means nothing. When I got there 35 minutes later, and asked for Linda, was told that she is busy. I said I can come back later, but then this petite Chinese girl showed up. Assumed it was Linda. She asked me, how I know here. Anyways, she said she can't do 1 hour but we can do 30 minutes. Which I agreed to. So all in all it was quiet rushed. The shower, .5 for house and $.6 for Linda. I would return and make sure I get the full hour. Well worth the visit though.

[TommyBB]

Simply massage Lutz.

This is correct. Simply massage.

[Velocity41]

Went to Simply again today in hopes of seeing a different girl. Lulu was the only one working. She said Sundays are always very slow. It was the same with her as last but with more massage which I actually needed! Started with some massage, then shower where she gave BBBJ and TUMA. Getting the stroked and having the undercarriage played with at the same time in the shower is pretty damn awesome! Back to the room where she did a good amount of sloppy and deep BBBJ. Cover was optional for FS, I decided to cover up this time. She was on top for a bit then finished with her on her back. Not bad for an older woman. 45 min was. 60 to the house and tip was. 14.

[Paradise508]

Where was that please location thanks.

Simply massage Lutz.

[Skeot16]

Where was that please location thanks.

My guess is he's talking about Simply massage in Lutz.

[Tony1949]

Thanks fellow mongers on this intel. Was traveling through this area and stopped in. Entered lobby and was greeted by a Chinese lady longer hair, fairly thin maybe mid 30's, who was wearing just a very short dress with nothing underneath, dress looks more like lingerie to me. She says her name is Mindy. Wasnt offered shower as some had reported. Also didn't ask. She entered room and began mediocre massage. My hands were quickly reaching under the slip or whatever it was. She says flip over in broken english. Makes a motion to her mouth, I say yes everything. She asks about donation I say 1. 5 She seems happy with that. Starts off with so-so BBBJ then slaps a boot on me and rides away. I flip her and pound mish and then doggy. Finally have her flat on the table ass up. I tried to explain to her that with a cover I will need much more than the hour I asked for. She needed to do better on the BJ. At this point I have worked up a sweat. She says "we go shower then come back". I agree. She leads me to the shower and cleans me and herself up. Head back to room and I lay her back on table and start pumping her mouth BB. Get to where I needed to go and let it fly on her chest and stomach. Warm towel for cleanup and a bottle of water to go.

She was accomodating had natural oriental pussy (prefer trimmed or shaved myself) Breasts were B Cup natural and fairly perky.

Face / Hair--6.

Body--7.

Attitude--8.

Takes instruction--9.

Happy hunting, Tommy out-.

Where was that please location thanks.

[TommyBB]

Thanks fellow mongers on this intel. Was traveling through this area and stopped in. Entered lobby and was greeted by a Chinese lady longer hair, fairly thin maybe mid 30's, who was wearing just a very short dress with nothing underneath, dress looks more like lingerie to me. She says her name is Mindy. Wasnt offered shower as some had reported. Also didn't ask. She entered room and began mediocre massage. My hands were quickly reaching under the slip or whatever it was. She says flip over in broken english. Makes a motion to her mouth, I say yes everything. She asks about donation I say 1. 5 She seems happy with that. Starts off with so-so BBBJ then slaps a boot on me and rides away. I flip her and pound mish and then doggy. Finally have her flat on the table ass up. I tried to explain to her that with a cover I will need much more than the hour I asked for. She needed to do better on the BJ. At this point I have worked up a sweat. She says "we go shower then come back". I agree. She leads me to the shower and cleans me and herself up. Head back to room and I lay her back on table and start pumping her mouth BB. Get to where I needed to go and let it fly on her chest and stomach. Warm towel for cleanup and a bottle of water to go.

She was accomodating had natural oriental pussy (prefer trimmed or shaved myself) Breasts were B Cup natural and fairly perky.

Face / Hair--6.

Body--7.

Attitude--8.

Takes instruction--9.

Happy hunting, Tommy out-.

I didn't know she was that old when I saw her. And yes, she loves TUMA! She spent more time doing that than any provider I have seen! She was fun for sure but I didn't get much of a massage. Wasn't there for that anyway! I do want to try the younger, thicker, and shorter chick there. Anyone have info on her?

[Dr Willy]

As the title states, both of these ladies are now at Yoshiko Health Spa off Kennedy. I had a half hour session with Nicole and had a great time. Nicole's body reminds me a lot of June of HR fame. I like Nicole's legs and booty, which are tight and Korean curvy. I just spent the half hour with Nicole and could tell she could provide a great massage. I'll be springing for the hour next time. 30 min session is $60, plus the tip; 45 min session is $70 plus the tip; and an hour is $80, plus tip. Joanne and Nicole will be sticking around with Yoshiko for a while. If so, it'll give HR some great competition.

What you talking about Willis?? Are you saying Joann from Crystal and Nicole from Pine are now both at Yoshiko! Joann just left Crystal for PT. Last time I stopped into Yoshiko, which was last summer, I got some old Asian Jessica Rabbit. Body was was a banging 10, a dime body no shit. Killer big fake tits, beautiful ass, flat tummy, legs and everything toned etc, and her face was old and glammed up with caked on make up. Attitude was marginally biotcy. Don't recall her name and never went back.

Yes, Yoshiko is something of an odd duck. Over the years, they've gone through several stages of "great" (typical pre-crackdown Kennedy Blvd reliable spot, like Kim's), to "questionable" (this is the place where the door attendant actually LET THE FREAKIN' REPORTER (and camera person) inside the place!), to "UNreliable" (I saw a lovely girl there in August of 2019 named Michelle who said FS was not on the table at all... supposedly due to her Aunt Flo! NONE of those places, when they WERE reliable, would ever have a girl even working when in that state!), to what now would appear to be "GREAT!" again (i.e. Joann and Nicole/Nikole). After that crap experience in August of 2019 with Michelle, I also vowed never to go back until reports indicated a change... which seems to be happening now.

Back in the Kennedy Heyday (around 2015), I saw a number of wonderful hotties at Yoshiko. Connie (saw her 3 times) even told me outright that "all girls will ASK for 200, but all will take 160 tip" (which was the standard even then). That little tidbit of insight helped me form my current approach of NEVER NEVER NEVER asking a girl how much she wants, nor even letting the discussion get to the point where she makes the first price statement. With enough advance knowledge gained through places like USASG, I always just pay the tip usually BEFORE the shower (when that's available) without stating the amount and just hand my attendant the full amount while saying "Here's the House-Fee, as well as the Tip for... EVERYTHING." At places where I know enough of the expectations and the operations, I've never had that backfire on me, and I think the girls appreciate NOT having to ask for money or being asked to risk stating an amount.

I've never stopped and "studied" the layout of the Yoshiko facility closely, but I always seemed to notice the room "up front" was occupied by the people running the operations and more than once I think I recall seeing middle-aged MEN walking around up there. From that aspect, I always thought Yoshiko had a somewhat unique operational setup. Given the changes in services and quality over the last 6-7 years, I wonder if they've also had changes in ownership or operations management a number of times.

In any case, if Joann and Nicole are now their new "standard" for quality of talent and services, I would agree that Yoshiko may be "back" and would continue to compete strongly with Momo and June at Han River (I'm not a fan of Ginger at HR). Also, even though Joann is no longer at Crystal, I've been told that Crystal's current talent (Coco, I believe, and others) remains top-notch and on par with Joann, which would also put them in the mix of being a (hopefully reliable) go-to spot as an alternative to either of the other two. I haven't actually seen Coco yet, but I hope to do so eventually (I have way too many on my "To-Do List" to get there in the immediate future... good problem to have, eh?).