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Lmfaf. You said it to a Translator for 99% of these so called "providers". What are they providing? The shity service they provid?. Smh. I'm going to start asking them to pay me instead.
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Ivy
Any reviews on this one? Rates etc.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...d/437431754386
From out of town.
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This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.
 Originally Posted by OldManRiver
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STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.
This was absolutely hysterical. A much needed laugh. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by JazzzFann
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Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.
Who is she? Any link or a picture?
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Seen this one a in Winston. She is legit. Nice kitty. Big boobs. She does pretty good BBBJ. Never seen a pimp around. She works out of a house in a sketchy neighborhood. Would only repeat again in a pinch.
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Nailed it!
Originally Posted by OldManRiver
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STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down..
You tell no lies Sir!
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Originally Posted by FSmith9009
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There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...l/816500107983
Like they always say. YMMV as I have had nothing but good times with Brenda.
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Originally Posted by OldManRiver
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STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.
Best description ever! LOL.
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Originally Posted by MrSmithwick
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The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.
STG Advertiser Translator:
Upscale: I think Olive Garden is fancy Italian Cuisine, and Hennesy VS is "exclusive" liquor.
Open to Fetishes: I'll do anything with anyone, but only for an extra $30.
Curvy: I only eat shitty take-out and it shows, and I'm 40 lbs heavier than my photos.
No Drama: My pimp / dealer will only come pounding on the door if we run over our agreed-upon time by more than 5 minutes.
Don't waist my time: I've been doing this since I was 14, and I never finished high school. I can barely spell, let alone know how to conduct myself with discretion and class. And I think that anything other than doggy is a "fetish" and will try to upcharge you for it.
Bombshell: My mother told me when I was 9 that I was pretty. And so did my handsy stepdad and uncle. I'm so delusional that I can't even see my methed-up teeth when I look in the mirror, and I think my butt is "voluptuous", and it is definitely NOT covered in cellulite and stretch marks.
Proper Hygiene Required: I rarely use soap, don't even know what deodorant is, and my cootch smells like a stale tuna melt sandwich that has been in your glovebox for a week in August.
Part Favors Accepted: I'm such a desperate junkie that I'll accept pretty much any recreational chemical as payment.
Petit (1): I have a figure like a 12 year old boy who just got out of a concentration camp.
Petit (2): I'm under 5", but I weigh over 180 and most of that is carried from the waist down.
Cashapp Required: You'll never see me, or your money, ever again. And I'll block you after payment clears.
Sweet Personality: I'll probably freak out halfway through our session, accuse you of trying to rip me off, and then blow up your phone for the next week cursing you out.
Squirter: I'll drink a liter of water before you show up, and then pee all over you and expect you to pay extra for it.
"Beat this pussy up": doing me feels like throwing a hotdog down the Holland Tunnel and the only way I can fake feeling you in me is if you mercilessly bang into my pelvis.
Tantric Goddess: I'm a MILFY, pear-shaped Karen with no discernable skills, who has read a couple books on Yoga and Chakras and now charges $600/ hr to essentially dry hump you, and you have to finish yourself.
Classy: I think an Acura is a "luxury car". I think Moscato is "high end wine". I think menthol cigarettes are "exotic". And I think buffet restaurants are "fancy dining". I don't even know how to spell "Krugerrand", or know what one is.
No QV: I've got such an expensive habit that I need at least $100 from every trick, and my attention span is so short from the candy use that it takes me more than 15 minutes to figure out how I'm going to try to rip you off further.
No BB, Ever: I only let my dealer Raw Dog me when I'm short on candy money, but if you give me an extra $50 you can do anything you want uncovered.
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Originally Posted by MrSmithwick
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You guys had some recommends and I gave them a shot. My apologies for not taking anything for the team lately but it's dry out here. Same faces every week, bad reviews and otherwise sketchy providers. Here are a handful of my visits.
Rain is a decent provider, you can tell she's got some underlying issues with the candy. She was hard to connect with but I didn't give up, I just let it ride till it just worked out. She accommodated everything at a stellar consideration. Decent spirited BBBJ. Complained a little about doing it for a longer than she wanted, but we worked through it. Got solid and dove in the cat BB Went CG, Mish and then K9. Nice little ass on her, tight kitty and got the job done quick finished with CIP. Cleaned up and got out of there. Figured a handler would be making rounds soon so I didn't want to be bothered with that.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...u/210461904466
Finally connected with Gabrielle. Mature lady that has been in the game a while and knows what she is doing. Almost mid grade location off Wendover. She did in fact give a good BBBJ, I commend her for that! She really makes the effort to please and is attentive. Just did mish and stroked it till I filled the bag. I would see her again but not anytime soon, mainly because she is not quite my forte. Great service nonetheless.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...2/701592977109
Didn't see bobbi or Priceless. Whatever she calls herself. I did reach out to see what her rates are and seems she is open to 70/15 -100/30 - 160/60 Said I could go see her at one of the sketch locations off gate city. I honestly didn't realize it was her till I went back to check reviews and such. It's sad, based on photos, she's pretty damn cute and doable. I left that for the other fellas that don't know. I initially declined because there was no way in hell I was going to mentioned location. Had bad times there some time back. But when I did some back checking on her, I completely declined and blocked her number.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...u/477767641387
No Name Ebony girl. Has stolen photos from internet. Wastes time and is probably fake. Wants 80 for a lollipop only and 120 for QV. Pass on that. There have been a handful of times I have seen someone with fake photos and turns out they are decent looking and give decent service, they are just trying to be discrete from their Civvy life. This is probably not the case here.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...e/010859567546
Another Chocolate girl. Reached out to her and she has GPS. Wants 120 qv and 140 qv with BBBJ, 80 for just CBJ and 100 for BBBJ. Fucking ridiculous! I tried to negotiate a little with her to at least see if she was real and looked good but she didn't bite. She just wanted her GPS rates and that's it. Never had a BJ Covered or uncovered that was worth 80 or 100 for 5-8 minutes worth of work. LOL.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...n/380460430768
The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.
Thanks for the info an taking the time to let us know.
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Some Reviews for the board
You guys had some recommends and I gave them a shot. My apologies for not taking anything for the team lately but it's dry out here. Same faces every week, bad reviews and otherwise sketchy providers. Here are a handful of my visits.
Rain is a decent provider, you can tell she's got some underlying issues with the candy. She was hard to connect with but I didn't give up, I just let it ride till it just worked out. She accommodated everything at a stellar consideration. Decent spirited BBBJ. Complained a little about doing it for a longer than she wanted, but we worked through it. Got solid and dove in the cat BB Went CG, Mish and then K9. Nice little ass on her, tight kitty and got the job done quick finished with CIP. Cleaned up and got out of there. Figured a handler would be making rounds soon so I didn't want to be bothered with that.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...u/210461904466
Finally connected with Gabrielle. Mature lady that has been in the game a while and knows what she is doing. Almost mid grade location off Wendover. She did in fact give a good BBBJ, I commend her for that! She really makes the effort to please and is attentive. Just did mish and stroked it till I filled the bag. I would see her again but not anytime soon, mainly because she is not quite my forte. Great service nonetheless.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...2/701592977109
Didn't see bobbi or Priceless. Whatever she calls herself. I did reach out to see what her rates are and seems she is open to 70/15 -100/30 - 160/60 Said I could go see her at one of the sketch locations off gate city. I honestly didn't realize it was her till I went back to check reviews and such. It's sad, based on photos, she's pretty damn cute and doable. I left that for the other fellas that don't know. I initially declined because there was no way in hell I was going to mentioned location. Had bad times there some time back. But when I did some back checking on her, I completely declined and blocked her number.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...u/477767641387
No Name Ebony girl. Has stolen photos from internet. Wastes time and is probably fake. Wants 80 for a lollipop only and 120 for QV. Pass on that. There have been a handful of times I have seen someone with fake photos and turns out they are decent looking and give decent service, they are just trying to be discrete from their Civvy life. This is probably not the case here.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...e/010859567546
Another Chocolate girl. Reached out to her and she has GPS. Wants 120 qv and 140 qv with BBBJ, 80 for just CBJ and 100 for BBBJ. Fucking ridiculous! I tried to negotiate a little with her to at least see if she was real and looked good but she didn't bite. She just wanted her GPS rates and that's it. Never had a BJ Covered or uncovered that was worth 80 or 100 for 5-8 minutes worth of work. LOL.
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...n/380460430768
The GPS is real out here! I am also tired of the stupids ads "Upscale" That's one word providers use in this hobby that they have no clue what it means. Their ad says "Upscale" so they immediately think they can charge more since they know how to spell and use that word in a sentence. On the flip side, they will have you showing up at a dump motel, 30 burned cig Butts in the ashtray, Filth everywhere, dirty sheets, nasty ass bathroom and stinky cooter. Yet they are "Upscale" With that said, I know this is STG arena and it comes with the territory but some of these girls COULD be stellar and they are too Methed up to realize it.
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Originally Posted by FSmith9009
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There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...l/816500107983
I saw that provider a very long time ago. She was entertaining in a camper at one time. It wasn't bad service but wasn't fun by any means and definitely didn't return not even in a pinch. Guess she has just continuously gone downhill. She's got to be 50 ish by now.
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Originally Posted by FSmith9009
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There are so many bad ones out there and they continue to put out ads because sad to say there's a sucka born every day that will go for it. It's very easy to do don't get me wrong sometimes TOFTT is rewarding but some ads as you said have been around so long you should know better. If you don't like RTFF then at least ask. It could save you a lot of roses and more importantly save you a lot of headache.
For example this ad here is an example of being around for a long time and full of disappointment. She will continue putting this ad up until she meets the wrong one that won't put up with BS
https://greensboro.skipthegames.com/...l/816500107983
Yes, same old pics all the time. High mileage, low entry fee, and not so good service. Usually in a dump motel too.
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