Massage Parlor Reports

**AussieFury** · 05-14-21 11:06

Originally Posted by HiYolomi [View Original Post]

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234

She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.

**MisterGinger** · 05-14-21 10:25

Well, after getting my hopes for Total Relax shot down my quest for a south of lynnwood table shower continues.

Anyone been to this place in North Ballard. Not even sure what the name is. New Happy? Drove by and it is a bit less than discreet. But the ads are tempting. Very responsive to text.

Anyone been?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/209355

**HiYolomi** · 05-14-21 05:01

I've been craving big naturals. Anyone have any intels? I can't seem to find any. Willing to share more info if you want to PM.

Thanks.

H.

**Harryyy** · 05-14-21 00:43

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Saw it while driving by the other day and found their ad here: https://seattle.rubratings.com/220256.

Wondering if anyone has tried them yet before I TOFTT.

Decided to TOFTT. Please please please save your money.

Above-average interior, seemed promising. Average-looking provider in her 20's, wearing jeans. Asked for an hour (rookie mistake). I went into the room and it was about 120 degrees. Turned off the heater, undressed, and laid the towels on the table myself.

Provider came in, immediately took the towel from under me so I'm on the bare table. Huh? Pulled the towel on top of me down to my feet and then opened the door so my bare ass was in full view of the street. Getting weirder. I asked her to close the door, English was 1/10 so I did it myself. She cracked it back open. Sigh.

The massage started out promising enough, she hopped up on the table with her knees straddling my head. Then it got weird. Her version of sensual was pushing her hands down my lower back and spreading my butt cheeks, then up to my neck where she ground her knuckles into my spine. After a minute or two of that confusing / painful experience she went for the forearm circle massage, then just moved slower and slower until she was just leaning on my back. I popped my head up because WTF and she was on her phone. I asked her to please put it away and she did. After another minute, same thing. I could actually feel her texting this time. Not therapeutic. Asked her to put it away again because I was not enjoying the massage at all. She said she wouldn't use her phone any more.

After the third time I just got up and got dressed. She tried to get me a robe thinking I was going to the bathroom. I said "I'm leaving. " I had to ask her for my change (had paid with $), she gave me. 4 back.

TLDR 10 minutes of having a girl lean on me and play with her phone in a bikram yoga studio where people could see my bare ass on the street cost me. 6.

Will repeat when I want to waste money and punish myself.

**ElVatoLoco8869** · 05-13-21 22:49

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I dropped in about 9 pm 2 weeks ago. Once I got inside I was asked for $160 before I even started getting undressed. She said that's for HJ only. She was old, ugly, and wearing jeans with a belt, so I didn't say shit. Just walked to the door and let myself out.

**Rougetwored** · 05-13-21 21:25

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

No table shower. I was discouraged when I asked about a shower. Massage quality low, but did get full hour. The menu was open enough that I might return. I had been there pre pandemic and had used the stand shower that is down stairs. The massage was much better then, but no extras at that time.

**Maui Glory** · 05-13-21 21:03

Wondering whether anyone can share whether she's worth her rates?

Here is her RR: https://seattle.rubratings.com/211055.

Her Website: https://softtallie.escortbook.com/.

**MisterGinger** · 05-13-21 18:21

Originally Posted by WillShookSpear [View Original Post]

I had kinda the same reaction to the real ladies in the ad.

Plus the brave shot of the chick getting it from behind.

Maybe I'll mosey over there today.

Right? Not a lot left to the imagination on that one.

Please report if you make it over there. I may pull the trigger soon as well.

**Zedlappy** · 05-13-21 13:55

Standard HE. $40 to house $60 to her. UTC touching up top. Very robotic. Will not repeat.

**Member #6240** · 05-13-21 12:03

Originally Posted by MisterGinger [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

I had kinda the same reaction to the real ladies in the ad.

Plus the brave shot of the chick getting it from behind.

Maybe I'll mosey over there today.

**MisterGinger** · 05-12-21 23:09

Anyone been recently? I've been looking for a spot with a table shower and honestly I kinda respect that their ad on RR is a picture of two ladies holding their business card. Beats the same stock photos of pretty young Asians that everyone else uses.

Is it worth a shot? (Pun intended.).

**Justice2001** · 05-12-21 18:54

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

I tried two of them on California. Asian Massage at 3614.

Age and attractiveness of these places?

**Erics050** · 05-12-21 18:43

Active space in West Seattle 340 x Harbor av. HE available.

**Trumpeter** · 05-12-21 17:23

Originally Posted by FaceFucker6969 [View Original Post]

Anything in or near west Seattle? There's a few on California, one seems more worth a try than the other but curious if anyone else has had an experience. Also anyone familiar with why&why near SODO.

I tried two of them on California. Asian Massage at 3614.

Was led into the room by one girl and soon after another came in for the massage. She was ok looking. I asked for hard and she delivered for a while but it got weaker and weaker as it continued. She had mostly removed the covering, which was a blanket rather than a towel, by the time she had finished working on my back and it was time for the flip, so I had some slight hope there might be more on the flip even though there wasn't any teasing up to now.

On the flip she rubbed my chest and moved to my legs and had a couple of brushes on the boys so my hopes were rising. Then she got close and asked if I wanted oil. I replied "yes" but it turned out it was for self service. I tried to get her to help out but it wasn't going to happen. The door was open a slight crack and she was watching it like a hawk so I think there would be trouble if she did more and got caught. My advice is to go somewhere else.

The second is Sunshine Foot Relax, just a block or so away from the first at 3280.

This was a very good legitimate massage with no extras. I would be interested to hear if repeat visits will allow more. For the price and the quality of the massage, I would go back.

There's a place on California across from Safeway that offers all kinds of services like hair cuts, waxing, etc but there sign also says body massage. I haven't been there but am curious.

**Provo RM** · 05-12-21 16:19

Someone mentioned that they thought more open menus had become more prevalent the last few months, and I hadn't seen a report about Soft Bay in a while. Thought I would stop by and give them another chance. Greeted by Lulu, who is super cute, young, and friendly. Went upstairs, undressed and laid down and from my lower vantage point saw the dreaded bullet proof panties. Well, long story short, decent massage and really skilled HE, but nothing more than that. Since I enjoy more interaction, I likely won't repeat. She was cute though. Probably a good thing that FS was not available, or I may have gone broke.