Escort Reports

**TenSleep** · 05-12-21 16:15

Originally Posted by JRod98 [View Original Post]

Layla- seen this little spinner months ago figured I would share. At the time she was doing Incall in a decent location. I opted for her HHR BBFS. All positions are on the menu with BBBJ of course. She's really cute with a nice ass and didn't rush. I think the donation was $80 Or $$ I can't remember. Layla looks way better then her pictures to. Tried repeating but things didn't click because of scheduling mostly on my schedule.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/62149377/

Chloe Belle. Did her Quick visit BBFS $$. Her motel was a mess! She had me waiting like 25 minutes go figure right. So I had to piss like a racehorse, So immediately I asked to use her bathroom. When I washed my hands I noticed clippers on the sink and figured there's a dude around near by. As I walked to the bedroom the living area was littered with Churches Chicken, so I knew she had a black guy living with her. It's a joke but it's not LOL. Okay so the clothes come off and she starts with BBBJ to missionary and then dog. I busted all over her ass. She's expensive that's why I have yet to repeat.

https://tryst.link/escort/chloebelle

Wow, of all the links for escorts I've seen on here for the past few months, Layla is about the best looking one I've seen. Relatively young, cute face, looks pretty fit. The only question would be about baby damage, since you can't see her stomach in any of the shots. The looks plus a pretty open menu make her worth checking out the next time I'm in Phoenix.

**Grimmy23** · 05-12-21 13:51

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

That's why there is a Lizard laundry mat conveniently located on the blade.

This is kind of a pet peeve of mine and one of the main reasons that I rarely hit up MPs anymore. I own a legit spa, and knowing all too well how spa operations work I can tell you with near certainty that the majority of MPs aren't using clean sheets for every customer. Whenever you get serviced in one of these places there's a very real chance that you're laying on sheets that someone else jizzed on less than 30 minutes ago. Ok, maybe not ON the sheets. Normally you jizz on yourself or the girl's hands or in a wrapper, you get the drift. And yes I know there are exceptions, but for sure your typical MP isn't doing it.

It's a pure numbers game. You can only get about 6 sheets at a time in a washing machine. An hour wash, an hour dry if you're lucky. A lot of commercial spaces have less than optimal venting arrangements so drying takes longer. If you have say 5 girls working and each one sees 2 customers an hour, you have more dirty sheets than you can keep up with. Spas do it by having a linen service, but that's a big truck pulling up once or twice a week delivering fresh sheets and picking up the dirty ones, and I can tell you that very few if any MPs are doing that. A week's worth of sheets also takes up a shit ton of storage space. Plus it's expensive. I'm paying about $1500/ month for linen service right now. We have a washer and dryer and wash our own towels, but send the sheets out. At any given time I have 7-8 providers, 2 front desk girls, and a manger working, and it takes everything we've got just to keep up with towels, and that's not even washing sheets.

Girls like this one that work out of the back of a van, I don't even want to think about how many different guys she blows on that bed before she changes the sheets.

**Chingados** · 05-12-21 11:25

Did she require a prepay deposit? She asked me for prepay deposit before meeting and that ain't happening. Confucius says, "A fool and his money are soon parted. " When I told her cash only, she said it's an extra bill. SPOILER ALERT! I said no, thanks and we didn't meet.

Originally Posted by JRod98 [View Original Post]

What's up Lizard Gang?, hoes it hanging?

I hooked up with Winter at her Incall Location in Tempe. Nice apartment that's gated, at first I had a hard time finding her place. I got frustrated and was about to give up, eventually I located her room. She's gothic, so she's a little on the dark side. Winter is petite about 5" with a little bubble butt. She said her bed was broke so we had to use the love seat. Clothes came off and I entered her in doggie man is she super tight. I asked if she would give me oral and she replied that's extra I was like really? A upscale?? Well I didn't last long and shot my load deep in her and once I pulled out I noticed blood all over me. I'm like you're bleeding? She said it's because you're big. That's when I realized the reason why she said her bed was broken, also the reason she didn't want to give me head. Anyway I cleaned off we chatted a bit and I ended up giving her a ride to pay her rent LOL. I would repeat but she's expensive $$.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/60095594/

**DrPoon** · 05-12-21 00:36

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I seriously wonder how many different guys jizz stains are on the sheets in that van. You know she's not changing them after her quickies.

That's why there is a Lizard laundry mat conveniently located on the blade.

**JRod98** · 05-12-21 00:08

Layla- seen this little spinner months ago figured I would share. At the time she was doing Incall in a decent location. I opted for her HHR BBFS. All positions are on the menu with BBBJ of course. She's really cute with a nice ass and didn't rush. I think the donation was $80 Or $$ I can't remember. Layla looks way better then her pictures to. Tried repeating but things didn't click because of scheduling mostly on my schedule.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/62149377/

Chloe Belle. Did her Quick visit BBFS $$. Her motel was a mess! She had me waiting like 25 minutes go figure right. So I had to piss like a racehorse, So immediately I asked to use her bathroom. When I washed my hands I noticed clippers on the sink and figured there's a dude around near by. As I walked to the bedroom the living area was littered with Churches Chicken, so I knew she had a black guy living with her. It's a joke but it's not LOL. Okay so the clothes come off and she starts with BBBJ to missionary and then dog. I busted all over her ass. She's expensive that's why I have yet to repeat.

https://tryst.link/escort/chloebelle

**Ridingon1** · 05-11-21 23:26

Went and saw Kasia today. Was in the area, saw her add on LC after having seen it on tryst before. Called and she answered. Set up to head right over for an uncovered vocal performance for a bill. After contact she sent the address to her private incall and a not on the website pic.

Showed up about 5-10 later and she was ready when I got there. Looks pretty much like the pics. She's tall with a bit of a belly but she's a cute BBW, bit bigger than pics but not markedly so, and tits are huge. She was super friendly and personable. How clean she and her incall were jumped out. Has dogs but had them put away. Offered me a water bottle to get started and on the way out made sure to remind me to hydrate.

The main event was great. A seriously enthusiastic, deep, and sloppy experience. Mixed in some Russian and play as well before finishing off CIM of which she continued on for a bit before she hit the sink. She enjoys what she does that's for sure. Friendly chat after and was in no rush to get me out.

If you like cute BBW she will fit the bill. Donation might be a bit high for the service in general but it was one of the better ones I've had and overall worth it IMO.

https://tryst.link/escort/kasia-marie13

**Grimmy23** · 05-11-21 22:49

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

There is a report on the mother daughter deal. She is actually the mom but she is always the one for full service unless requested to see the daughter only.

The van lady is interesting but seems a bit long in the tooth.

I seriously wonder how many different guys jizz stains are on the sheets in that van. You know she's not changing them after her quickies.

**JRod98** · 05-11-21 22:00

What's up Lizard Gang?, hoes it hanging?

I hooked up with Winter at her Incall Location in Tempe. Nice apartment that's gated, at first I had a hard time finding her place. I got frustrated and was about to give up, eventually I located her room. She's gothic, so she's a little on the dark side. Winter is petite about 5" with a little bubble butt. She said her bed was broke so we had to use the love seat. Clothes came off and I entered her in doggie man is she super tight. I asked if she would give me oral and she replied that's extra I was like really? A upscale?? Well I didn't last long and shot my load deep in her and once I pulled out I noticed blood all over me. I'm like you're bleeding? She said it's because you're big. That's when I realized the reason why she said her bed was broken, also the reason she didn't want to give me head. Anyway I cleaned off we chatted a bit and I ended up giving her a ride to pay her rent LOL. I would repeat but she's expensive $$.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/60095594/

**DrPoon** · 05-11-21 19:39

Originally Posted by Grimmy23;5346091[URL

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/62155829/[/URL]

And heres the mom/daughter https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/62146947/

There is a report on the mother daughter deal. She is actually the mom but she is always the one for full service unless requested to see the daughter only.

The van lady is interesting but seems a bit long in the tooth.

**Grimmy23** · 05-11-21 19:19

Originally Posted by DrPoon [View Original Post]

Can you post the link of the young bbw in the van? Sounds like a good ad.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/62155829/

And here’s the “mom/daughter” https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/arizona/phoenix/62146947/

**SimonWest08** · 05-11-21 18:26

Originally Posted by BullShannon [View Original Post]

Does anyone know of any providers that provide GFE? I've been looking through adult search and list crawler and most of the adds state no GFE.

Also checked Eros and Tryst but all the adds there say references are required. If anyone knows of a pretty provider that actually provides GFE and is noob friendly please let me know! I'd like to find a provider I can see weekly that allows DFK and Daty and preferably someone that is a bitchy woman. LOL.

Please post links to adds or point me into the right direction or feel free to PM me if your prefer. I need help fellas, I'm not as seasoned as majority of the guys on this board and it definitely shows if anyone remembers my first post here and the crappy encounter I had with my first ever escort.

You're not going to find any GFE providers or at least not any that are your definition of GFE. Most of the providers these days you will find that their definition of GFE is going to differ vastly from your definition or the definition that was common in our scene years ago. That's not to say that over time if you develop a very good client / provider relationship you could possibly get a real girlfriend experience but that would definitely take many visits to build up that type of relationship. If the provider finds you attractive then maybe you're get the experience you are wanting from first visit but it's unlikely still because most of these providers see you as work and are only in it for the money. You could potentially find a provider willing to do all the things you want on Listcrawler or when of the other cheap dates websites but that's because those ones that advertise on those websites are usually addicted to drugs and that's why they sell their services but you need to ask yourself. Do you really want to be going down on a woman like that and kissing her and having unprotected sex knowing that they don't even value themselves very highly?.

The sex scene online is very different now then it was 10-15 years ago. You now have a lot of low quality providers that have no business advertising online and should be walking the blade instead. I know anyone that has been mongering since early 2000's can attest to this.

**Kester Diamond** · 05-11-21 17:58

Originally Posted by VividDream [View Original Post]

Typical conclusion.

Yep.

I don't use it for any reason other than reconnaissance. I learned awhile back that no kne I really want to see posts ads there.

And my password showed up on the deep web.

**Vivid Dream** · 05-11-21 17:12

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Or are all of the providers advertising on Escort Alligator (aka listcrawler) skanky as can be? Most of the girls there are advertising QV (quick visit), "blow and go," "hit it and leave it," etc. There's a lot of them advertising car dates only. Seriously, who wants to pay $80 for a 5-minute BBBJ in your car? I saw a new "Head Doctor," not the old one who does a half hr deep throat and cock worship, but a younger looking "BBW" who has a bed set up in the back of her beat up old van, calling it her "mobile clinic. " There's a woman on there offering a "mom and daughter" BBBJ where you supposedly get a BBBJ from one, then the other, then both together, with FS on the table (but they choose which one you get FS with depending on whose turn it is). She has a pic of herself with a young looking girl and if that's really her daughter that she tag teams with it would be enticing, but somehow I doubt it. It's a fun place to browse but I don't know if I could really bring myself to see anybody on there. It all just looks so shady. Definitely correct me if I'm off base on this.

Typical conclusion.

**BuggerOff69** · 05-11-21 16:27

Sorry for bandwidth intrusion here in Boston. I did get a reply over a yr. Back from one of Arizona's finest USG mongers, who told me she (Piper) had left the biz.

I hate stereotyping, but sometimes providers re-appear. Methinks it wouldn't be under the name 'Piper' if so, as she'd be about 24-26 (not the MILF in Phoenix provider, she was blonde, absolutely stunning blonde, working Phoenix, Sedona, Flagstaff, etc).

The last visit I had was 1/2 hr, and as monger said to me "we all have to move on sometime". That is great advice, but we get extremely greedy providers out here in the east, and she was sexual dynomind blowing!

If she is in / out of the work, please. Let me know details, with thanks-and stop that fake vote count at the stadium!!

**Ridingon1** · 05-11-21 15:48

Originally Posted by BullShannon [View Original Post]

Does anyone know of any providers that provide GFE? I've been looking through adult search and list crawler and most of the adds state no GFE.

Also checked Eros and Tryst but all the adds there say references are required. If anyone knows of a pretty provider that actually provides GFE and is noob friendly please let me know! I'd like to find a provider I can see weekly that allows DFK and Daty and preferably someone that is a bitchy woman. LOL.

Please post links to adds or point me into the right direction or feel free to PM me if your prefer. I need help fellas, I'm not as seasoned as majority of the guys on this board and it definitely shows if anyone remembers my first post here and the crappy encounter I had with my first ever escort.

Adrianna is GFE and newbie friendly if I recall. https://tryst.link/escort/adriana-michele.

Lexi Lynn is another option. https://tryst.link/escort/lexi-649.