Massage Parlor Reports

[July1714]

I'm on a forum for Westminster and I saw that the owner of the corner gas station Arco is trying to have that whole stripped cleaned up. My guess is he's the owner of the lot. He says there's a city meeting coming up to force other strip stores to revamp their locations or move out. If you haven't been around there just know it looks so outdated around the area with bumbs everywhere LOL.

So try it Incase they are forced to move because I doubt they will fix up the joint.

[July1714]

Yeah my spring training got cut short this year due to work. Been working 6 to 7 days a week 10 hr days. But it's starting to let up now. Go Angels. ,F the Doyers. But I have a ton of places to explore. If anyone Wants to try out a few places I have some intel.

There's a new msg place next to kabab grill in Westminster. Can't find anything online about it. Right next to the casa Brito Mexican restaurant. Someone check it out LOL I'm not in the area. But I know the slammer is looking for new gems.

[July1714]

Booked a 45 minute VIP NURU this morning and had to come post here ASAP. ($70 house fee, $140 to the provider.) I texted for an appointment, was given directions to park in the back of the building where the service / employee entrance would be and to text when I arrived. Sent my text at the time and 2 minutes later they responded and told me to enter.

Place seemed nice, three girls could be seen including who I assumed to be the owner. The owner brought me to my room and took my house fee (side note she seemed extremely personable). I lay down and a few minutes later Lexi comes in. Thicker than the pictures BUT definitely attractive and in shape. I tell her it's a 45 minute NURU. I try to make some small talk but didn't really seem to connect. Here is the problem-.

The first 30 minutes of a 45 minute NURU was a basic massage of my back and legs with ZERO teasing (which even that wouldn't have been acceptable) while she was fully clothed. Normally I would say something but I felt compelled to see how this would end. With 15 minutes left she takes her clothes off, I turn over and am quickly told to get back on my belly. 5 minutes of breasts on my back and butt, then I'm offered to flip, 3 minutes of breasts on my chest, 1 minute on my dick, then a HJ.

Of note, I am decent looking, gym fanatic who showers before session so nothing specific to turn her off there.

Overall a really bad experience and frankly kind of shocked.

Try Jackie at Vt or pure. You're welcome in advanced.

[IndieBoi]

Yeah my spring training got cut short this year due to work. Been working 6 to 7 days a week 10 hr days. But it's starting to let up now. Go Angels. ,F the Doyers. But I have a ton of places to explore. If anyone Wants to try out a few places I have some intel.

Send me a message I don't mind checking out new places since work has been slow for me.

[Slammer6008]

Booked a 45 minute VIP NURU this morning and had to come post here ASAP. ($70 house fee, $140 to the provider.) I texted for an appointment, was given directions to park in the back of the building where the service / employee entrance would be and to text when I arrived. Sent my text at the time and 2 minutes later they responded and told me to enter.

Place seemed nice, three girls could be seen including who I assumed to be the owner. The owner brought me to my room and took my house fee (side note she seemed extremely personable). I lay down and a few minutes later Lexi comes in. Thicker than the pictures BUT definitely attractive and in shape. I tell her it's a 45 minute NURU. I try to make some small talk but didn't really seem to connect. Here is the problem-.

The first 30 minutes of a 45 minute NURU was a basic massage of my back and legs with ZERO teasing (which even that wouldn't have been acceptable) while she was fully clothed. Normally I would say something but I felt compelled to see how this would end. With 15 minutes left she takes her clothes off, I turn over and am quickly told to get back on my belly. 5 minutes of breasts on my back and butt, then I'm offered to flip, 3 minutes of breasts on my chest, 1 minute on my dick, then a HJ.

Of note, I am decent looking, gym fanatic who showers before session so nothing specific to turn her off there.

Overall a really bad experience and frankly kind of shocked.

It's not you. It's NURU 99% of the places suck. Or I mean they won't suck you at all. For the price you pay you can get a hottie an fuck her good. Then afterwards go to the gym try the sauna.

[Slammer6008]

LOL good to have you back Slammer.

Yeah my spring training got cut short this year due to work. Been working 6 to 7 days a week 10 hr days. But it's starting to let up now. Go Angels. ,F the Doyers. But I have a ton of places to explore. If anyone Wants to try out a few places I have some intel.

[Grimmy23]

I hadn't been in many years and was in the area so thought I'd try it out. Enter at the front, ring the bell and a girl appears behind the counter. She's the one who gives service. Doesn't seem to be a MMS here. Pay her the entry fee through the window and she opens the door and leads you to a room. A little strange because most, but not all of the rooms have curtains. There are a couple with doors. I was led to a curtained room and she said she'd be right back. Got ready and on the table. She was wearing a t-shirt and spandex shorts. Ok but not great looking Korean woman, probably early 40's. I wouldn't give her a second look in public but wouldn't kick her out of bed either. She comes back in and gives a reasonable (by MP standards) massage. I felt up her bare calves and when she didn't flinch I got more daring and felt up between her legs, through her shorts. She also didn't flinch for that. Not a lot of teasing. For about a minute at the end of the back massage she did the reach under thing, but that was about it. Eventually she whispered "turn over" in my ear, and I did. She went to work without hesitation. I lifted her shirt up and she had a sports bra on underneath, which I also lifted up. Pulled down her shorts and panties and got no resistance. I got the jackhammer treatment so I popped before I could try to get a finger in, but it doesn't seem like she would have minded. Cleaned me up, did a little more massage on the front until my time was up, and that was it. I tipped. 4 and she was fine with that, didn't say a word. So total. 8 out the door. Not bad for a quick jack.

One thing I was pleasantly surprised about was she actually stripped the sheets off the table after my service. As I've posted here before that's a pet peeve of mine. I know that the vast majority of MPs aren't changing their sheets routinely. Of course it doesn't mean they do it after every customer either. Maybe I was the 5th guy to get jizz on the sheets so it was time to change them, but still it's reassuring to see.

I wouldn't go out of my way for this place, or any of the other places in Cypress. They all seem to be pretty much the same. A quick HJ from an ok looking older provider for a reasonable price. If you're in the area and looking for a quickie HJ these places are fine.

[Vincer9991]

Just stopped by Palm Day Spa in Orange today, I figured why not because Downey is like a 30 minute drive with no traffic. So I read some reports about not going for the nuru gel so I opted for a hhr oil massage. Let me just say, Havana Palm Day Spa!! I booked with someone named Shay, she looked great in the pictures, and Havana doesn't stretch the truth TOO much for their pics so I thought the same would fly for Palm Day Spa. The pics were somewhat accurate. I'd say 8/10 for accuracy, but her face reminded me a lot of Melania Trump LOL. I personally don't find her attractive so that was strike one for me. She also did not smile at all, looked like she hated her work and was practically forced against her will to be there. Her body is definitely all natural and is amazing I won't lie, she had an amazing chest (Nips are pierced) and her curves were phenomenal, but her service was horrendous. I've never had a worse nuru experience in my life. Before the flip, she literally just rubbed oil on my back and back ONLY with her forearm in a repetitive circular motion for 15 minutes straight. Dead silence, no small talk, nothing. My ass and lower had no oil or any physical contact at all. On the flip, her "body rub" is her just awkwardly pushing her breasts on your stomach in yet again, a circular motion for another ten minutes. And during the entire session, she doesn't even look towards you, I mean her head is literally tilted away and she would just stare at the wall. Her hands are skilled for sure, but her lack of enthusiasm was a total buzzkill. I finished on the chest area and hurried tf out of there because I could've given myself a handy way better and felt my money was not put into good use. This is everything she said during our session, "Hello. Lie face down. Turn over. Here's your towel. Thank you and come again. " That was literally it. Has anyone seen the Asian girl at Palm Day Spa? Her photo is of her in a sailor moon crop top. Can anyone vouch for her photo accuracy or service quality? I'm going to give this place the benefit of the doubt and assume that its just a bad apple in the bunch.

See my review of Lexi a few posts down. Just saw her yesterday and same terrible experience.

[Lift Her Up]

LOL good to have you back Slammer.

I just keep remembering how Emily murmured to me afterward, "I like the way you fuck me".

Lift Her Up.

[JohnnyBoy3212]

Just stopped by Palm Day Spa in Orange today, I figured why not because Downey is like a 30 minute drive with no traffic. So I read some reports about not going for the nuru gel so I opted for a hhr oil massage. Let me just say, Havana Palm Day Spa!! I booked with someone named Shay, she looked great in the pictures, and Havana doesn't stretch the truth TOO much for their pics so I thought the same would fly for Palm Day Spa. The pics were somewhat accurate. I'd say 8/10 for accuracy, but her face reminded me a lot of Melania Trump LOL. I personally don't find her attractive so that was strike one for me. She also did not smile at all, looked like she hated her work and was practically forced against her will to be there. Her body is definitely all natural and is amazing I won't lie, she had an amazing chest (Nips are pierced) and her curves were phenomenal, but her service was horrendous. I've never had a worse nuru experience in my life. Before the flip, she literally just rubbed oil on my back and back ONLY with her forearm in a repetitive circular motion for 15 minutes straight. Dead silence, no small talk, nothing. My ass and lower had no oil or any physical contact at all. On the flip, her "body rub" is her just awkwardly pushing her breasts on your stomach in yet again, a circular motion for another ten minutes. And during the entire session, she doesn't even look towards you, I mean her head is literally tilted away and she would just stare at the wall. Her hands are skilled for sure, but her lack of enthusiasm was a total buzzkill. I finished on the chest area and hurried tf out of there because I could've given myself a handy way better and felt my money was not put into good use. This is everything she said during our session, "Hello. Lie face down. Turn over. Here's your towel. Thank you and come again. " That was literally it. Has anyone seen the Asian girl at Palm Day Spa? Her photo is of her in a sailor moon crop top. Can anyone vouch for her photo accuracy or service quality? I'm going to give this place the benefit of the doubt and assume that its just a bad apple in the bunch.

[ChiefKeefer]

Has anyone ever had a session with Nuru_hayden_? She added me on ig and she is definitely my type. Just wondering, has anyone booked a session with her and how were her prices / services? She says she usually works in LF. Thanks in advance.

https://instagram.com/nuru_hayden_?igshid=1ell4s2z31ysl

[SlickJJ]

Why are you trying to get everybody all riled up on Monday. When someone thanks they hear the word Bare. They get all crazy. It's like when you're here catfight. You think of women ripping off their clothes. LOL. Like on Seinfeld.

LOL good to have you back Slammer.

[HeadorTail]

Why are you trying to get everybody all riled up on Monday. When someone thanks they hear the word Bare. They get all crazy. It's like when you're here catfight. You think of women ripping off their clothes. LOL. Like on Seinfeld.

Hey Slam Dog, I'm just trying to toss a little water on a bonfire here. LOL. Just trying to keep the expectations realistic.

[Rexlo]

Hey guys first time contributor but I've been lurking the forum for awhile so hope my first post helps out. I recently visited FnC this past week after doing some research on here, I'm very in to the whole MILF / Gilf type of scean I know it's a old reviewed spot but just wanted to contribute my experience. I got there at decent time around 12 I'd say got Lucy or so she says is her name. Short women with hard bolt ons and crazy frizzy hair. She led me to the room and started me off with a mediocre massage. Now on the flip is where it got interesting, she started off blowing bb and she was nasty I'm talking slobbing all over it she was very generous to the family jewels as well. She started licking my taint which was kinda weird so I had none of that when it came to the real action Wow she's a freak. Pounded her missionary for a while then doggy. I had read she does backdoor action which she did to my surprise she's fairly tight, manage to get msog which was great. I'll definitely be back I've seen Anna reviewed on here so might have to give her a go. I also visited a place in the Sgv which I will most likely post soon, hope my post helps and any feedback would be great.

[Vincer9991]

Booked a 45 minute VIP NURU this morning and had to come post here ASAP. ($70 house fee, $140 to the provider.) I texted for an appointment, was given directions to park in the back of the building where the service / employee entrance would be and to text when I arrived. Sent my text at the time and 2 minutes later they responded and told me to enter.

Place seemed nice, three girls could be seen including who I assumed to be the owner. The owner brought me to my room and took my house fee (side note she seemed extremely personable). I lay down and a few minutes later Lexi comes in. Thicker than the pictures BUT definitely attractive and in shape. I tell her it's a 45 minute NURU. I try to make some small talk but didn't really seem to connect. Here is the problem-.

The first 30 minutes of a 45 minute NURU was a basic massage of my back and legs with ZERO teasing (which even that wouldn't have been acceptable) while she was fully clothed. Normally I would say something but I felt compelled to see how this would end. With 15 minutes left she takes her clothes off, I turn over and am quickly told to get back on my belly. 5 minutes of breasts on my back and butt, then I'm offered to flip, 3 minutes of breasts on my chest, 1 minute on my dick, then a HJ.

Of note, I am decent looking, gym fanatic who showers before session so nothing specific to turn her off there.

Overall a really bad experience and frankly kind of shocked.