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[Domino727]

Anyone try el clasificado? I see there's tons. Many look fake based off pictures but some look legit? I'm into Latinas so wouldn't mind trying. Obviously I don't do gift cards or deposit up front. Anyone have luck or are most / all scams?

I am a frequent visitor to the house on Broadway and 62nd. A few facts regarding these grind out cathouses:

1- You see hundreds of ads on clasificado, leading you to believe that there are literally hundreds of cathouses spread throughout the city. When in fact, there just aren't that many. Each house has about ten burner phones assigned to it. Just look at the addresses on the ads. If you see San Pedro and 94th, San Pedro and 88th, Main and 94th, they are all the same house, using these different lines.

2- I have been fucking a chick on the bed (presumably the same one 78 guys used before me, they don't seem to bother changing sheets) and she has had 12 cell phones splayed out on the bed next to her. There is an incessant ringing and chirping filling the air as horn dogs from around the city (this means you) call at will. It is like dysfunctional, disjointed Christmas music coming in from a pirate radio station somewhere in El Salvador. Anyway, she answered every single call while I was pumping from behind. Didn't miss a beat. How romantic. Anyway, she is a busy gal. A cold blooded entrepreneur with zero pulse and even less patience for bullshit. She made plans throughout our encounter, stacking up guys in 20 minute intervals like the scene from Die Hard 2 where Bruce fucking Willis stacks up jet liners over Dulles Intl in 1000 foot increments.

3- It is $60. No tip required. But beware. You have to nut quickly or they will get angry. As soon as I stick my dick inside her she is asking if I already came. Yeah, not one for small talk these girls. Very little emotion or physical contact. The blow job with a condom lasts approximately 3 seconds before she guides you into her cavernous twat. Yeah, that's right. I said cavernous twat because--

4- none of those pictures are real. I, of course, being blessed with the unquestionable wisdom of the great Dalai Lama, knew this beforehand. After all, you don't drive over to McDonalds to order Grade A certified prime rib. It just doesn't exist there. The girls are all illegal border jumpers from Mexico, Nicaragua, El salvador, Guatemala, new jersey, etc. And they are money hungry. So, take only the $60, less your wallet gets pilfered and lost down one of the many waiting holes. The girls are all fat and out of shape. Spread around them in a virtual fuckfest orgy of fast food are hamburger wrappers, napkins and straws and large sugary fountain drinks. The closest these girls get to a gym is when they drive past the local Planet Fitness on their way to the 7-11 to buy a crate of condoms for the day's consumption. So, what I'm saying is, don't expect a unicorn Christie Brinkley in the Ferrari. More like Frances McDormand in Nomadland.

5- OK. This is the most frustrating part. I have called multiple numbers and have been hung up on multiple times without reason. I ask about the ad in Spanish, I get hung up on. I call from a second burner number ten minutes later and ask in English about the ad I get hung up on. I change tact and say I am looking for the woman in the ad (name) and they hang up on me. i ask for a simple massage, they hang up on me. If I get through this first gauntlet they tell you to drive to a general location. Most of them are located in South Central LA. Parts of the city where you park your car and snap a before picture before exiting so you have something to show the insurance company of how your car looked like twenty minutes beforehand because now it is a rimless, worthless 3000 pound hunk of useless aluminum sitting on cinder blocks with the colorful local patois of the ghetto spray painted all over the side. Don't bring anything of value on your day trip to the barrio. Just DON'T! I have had to pick my way thru small groups of hardcore teenagers or angry 20 something year old black or Latino armies of the disaffected who glared at me like I was a delusional latter day Ethan Hunt White Lives Matter activist on a recruiting mission. In the wrong place at the wrong time, as they say. Like that stupid, misguided Christian missionary who visited that island off of India years ago and got blasted by a quiver full of arrows because he thought the word of God could transcend eons of primitive culture and suspicion.

6- So, I made it through the first gauntlet. I park and get out and only then will she tell you the exact location. Only now, it is across the street, and as you cross Broadway, or Main, or western you get the feeling that someone is watching you from one of the buildings she sent you to. They are usually latino based businesses. A furniture shop. A wood working shop. A small bodega. I have screwed the fattest gals in not so glamorous places.

7- if she doesn't like the way you look, or thinks you look like a cop, you will get ghosted from that moment on. Meaning you risked life and limb and a half-tankful of gas to get stood up by a fat feral hog who has never missed a meal in her life. This has happened to me about 90% of the time.

So, you've been indoctrinated into the ways of the darkside. May the force be with you.

[PriscillaM]

The price of mongering is really ridiculous.

Thankfully we are not in NYC.

I think many of us know laurenb. A good body and ability to not be high all the time, but there is something totally ratchet about her. Like you would not pay even middle dollar for her. I think I recently paid her 16 t0 and was ashamed.

Look at this:

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/New-Y...hattan/Laurenb

240 for FS from Laurenb is really outrageous.

[Mitchelleces45]

Anyone try el clasificado? I see there's tons. Many look fake based off pictures but some look legit? I'm into Latinas so wouldn't mind trying. Obviously I don't do gift cards or deposit up front. Anyone have luck or are most / all scams?

[PriscillaM]

I was trolling the second girl for the sake of establishing that 1- she was the same person behind multiple scam ads on listcrawler 2- I didn't know she was the same scammer until I answered her ad; hence the 99% of the first post. 3- I already knew once she asked for a gift card that they were one and the same. 4- I led her on so I could get a screen shot and post here so the guy who initially asked one of us to toftt wouldn't get fleeced. Notice my 'fuck you and your reasons' to her.

Not that complicated, dude.

The scam that domino exposed is a new one but is ingenious. The girl asks where you are, and about 45 seconds later, she says she is at an incall within a few miles. I am an old fart and did not even know what cash app is. Before I looked into the cash app, I cruised by the address given and it is a building I know in the area and play poker at. No way it is being rented. So I used another number and said I was in the fucken valley. Lo and behold, same girl is also there and wants a cash app.

First off, never send a deposit, but furthermore, ask the girl where she is first, if she asks where you are at you tell her it is none of her business, she is not coming to your place and knocking the dicks out of your mouth.

[Domino727]

Nah, you said 99% in your initial post title LOL.

In all seriousness, my point is I'm not sure why you'd go further after the words "gift card" were mentioned without at least some creative trolling of her. All good tho. Like you've said, one point for the good guys.

I was trolling the second girl for the sake of establishing that 1- she was the same person behind multiple scam ads on listcrawler 2- I didn't know she was the same scammer until I answered her ad; hence the 99% of the first post. 3- I already knew once she asked for a gift card that they were one and the same. 4- I led her on so I could get a screen shot and post here so the guy who initially asked one of us to toftt wouldn't get fleeced. Notice my 'fuck you and your reasons' to her.

Not that complicated, dude.

[RocketManP]

Not sure if you knew that.

Nah, you said 99% in your initial post title LOL.

In all seriousness, my point is I'm not sure why you'd go further after the words "gift card" were mentioned without at least some creative trolling of her. All good tho. Like you've said, one point for the good guys.

[Domino727]

Bro. Any time they ask you to get a gift card it's a scam, guaranteed.

Not sure if you knew that.

[RocketManP]

OK. So I just snapchatted her and guess what? I got the same spiel to go to the same hotel in DTLA. I took a screenshot after she asked for a gift card. She asked me why I was taking a screenshot (apparently snapchat notifies the other person when you do this surreptitiously. Who knew?

score one for the good guys. You guys should jump on it and fuck with her all night long.

One notable fact: Look at the way this hoe speaks. You can tell she is a black ghetto rat. Now, look at the beautiful pictures on the ad. Can you picture her talking like this? Nope.

Bro. Any time they ask you to get a gift card it's a scam, guaranteed.

[Domino727]

Anyone got any info on this honey:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/61968403/#.

OK. So I just snapchatted her and guess what? I got the same spiel to go to the same hotel in DTLA. I took a screenshot after she asked for a gift card. She asked me why I was taking a screenshot (apparently snapchat notifies the other person when you do this surreptitiously. Who knew?

score one for the good guys. You guys should jump on it and fuck with her all night long.

One notable fact: Look at the way this hoe speaks. You can tell she is a black ghetto rat. Now, look at the beautiful pictures on the ad. Can you picture her talking like this? Nope.

[Domino727]

Anyone got any info on this honey:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/61968403/#.

I answered an ad last week on Listcrawler. The girl had the same type of ad; almost the same syntax and sentence structure. She even included at the very bottom the exact instruction to hit her up on Snapchat. Only she used a different name.

Snapchat: melaniehaney875.

So, I get to the location in DTLA and this is our conversation over snapchat text. I have painstakingly recreated this from the recesses of my ravaged memory.

"Oh, you are parked?"

"Yes, I am."

"ok. Do you have Apple pay?"

"No. I brought cash (she wanted $100 for 1/2 an hour)."

"Honey, I don't take cash. "

"WTF!? You don't take cash?"

"No. Do you have cash app?"

"Why do I need cash app if I brought cold hard cash?"

"I never take cash. "

"Well, that's a problem?"

"Go to the store and buy a gift card. "

"You want me to leave and go buy you a giftcard?"

"yes. "

"Then what?"

"You give me the numbers. "

"What if I buy you the gift card and I hand it over to you when we meet? Would that be acceptable?"

"You give me the numbers first."

"I don't understand. You are the first hooker since the middle ages that does not take cash or barter as a form of currency. What is your reason?"

"I don't take cash. "

"Yes. You've said that multiple times."

"I only take gift cards or apple pay."

"And cash app. Don't forget cash app."

"Are you going to get me a giftcard or not?"

"No. you lost out on a customer. "

And then for good measure, cause I'm a self-righteous prick.

"Nice scam you got going on. How many simps does it work on?

No response.

Hope that clears it up. Once she told me she didn't accept cash I knew she (he?) was running a game on me. This is becoming very frustrating. Every other provider in the LA area is a scam artist.

So, I guess now they have moved on from Tinder and monkey-branched their way to Snapchat.

I'm going to text that ***** and pretend like I drove over to see her and see if I get the same response.

[SteveMcQ818]

Anyone got any info on this honey:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eles/61968403/#.

[Thanxxx]

What you guys think about Hoeing being decriminalized in NY?

Personally think this will increase trans coochie.

If they make it legal and tax it, they ll get rid of the pimps and drama. Win-win for all.

Hopefully, LA follows the trend.

Tbh, Onlyfans is the biggest scam to ever exist, guys paying hundreds of $ to see these girls in bikinis pixelated on their phones.

OF is todays hitech virtual version of a strip club. Raining dollars everywhere. Sure some lucky fan client will get a piece but far and few between.

Escorting has been legal in LA for few years now with loop holes of course. However one would need to apply for an escorting permit. Actually know of ladies with a permit.

https://mercury.postlight.com/amp?ur...m/answers1/Los+Angeles+Escort. Aspx.

https://www.aerlawgroup.com/are-esco...n-los-angeles/

[PriscillaM]

https://templeofbliss.com/la-area-therapists/

I had no idea that the house mom here, as part of her bullshit training, has the staff reading about the vaccine side effects (99% of vaccine deaths this year are from the covid phase 3 trial, out of 100 vaccines given this year).

Anyhow, out of 19 girls, only 3 have been vaccinated. That is just under 16%.

Now that is to be applauded. Of the ones vaxxed, only Victoria is worth a spin, and she is so fucken healthy that if she got covid, the symptoms would probably be a sneeze.

[PriscillaM]

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sati-devi/

So this one is new at the temple of weak hand jobs.

The other day when she started, the stolen vehicle recovery network of mongers had a PM to me asking about her, and her name was Kamala Devi.

I suspect she is part of the Sophia / Leela tribe of middle eastern descent from the inbred empire.

See if you can guess why the name Kamala Devi did not work well for a hand job hooker.

[PriscillaM]

Give is some of that primo, Grade A cheddar gossip.

I have no personal knowledge but:

If you go to her web site, she now has a video of her and she looks fat as the clerk at the 99 cents store just down the street from my vons. Big fucken ass that looks like it has a load stuck in it.

Her web presence in the valley was always her with some snarky shit saying that she is not a flake and don't be raisin bran and flake on her.

She has horrible tattoos and she must be 50 plus.

So, no real gossip, but as the self appointed guardian of the westside monger, any such trash belongs well north of Mulholland.