Massage Parlor Reports

**DA9988** · 05-11-21 08:09

Originally Posted by DodgeOmni [View Original Post]

My attempts to get back in the game have not been going well.

I decided to try one of my other former frequent places, Oriental Massage in Rochester. Pre-hiatus, I had been going there almost monthly for several years. It seemed to be a two-woman operation since I only ever saw two gals there (based on their resemblance, I assumed they were sisters). They knew my likes and dislikes pretty well and took good care of me.

For my recent visit, I was greeted by a new face, who rushed me into a room, requested payment up front (a change from my prior visits) in the amount of $80 (previously $70). I could see that the doors to the other two rooms were closed so it may be that the sisters were busy in those rooms. But based on the change in payment arrangements, I assume the sisters have been replaced by new management.

I'm accustomed to the brief interruptions to my massage that occur when the front door rings. Most places do a good job having the gals rotate the duty of greeting new arrivals. That is not the practice with the new team at Oriental.

In the first ten or so minutes, the door rang three times. My gal rushed out all three times. I knew the other two rooms were in use but I didn't hear the sound of these new guys leaving so I have no idea where she was stashing them. Regardless, she got back reasonably quickly to my massage each of those times.

Time to discuss the massage itself. Bad. She basically just kept pushing both oily hands *very* quickly along the length of my back. There was an occasional squeeze to my shoulders and neck, but otherwise, just gliding up and down the back. Eventually, she pulled my right arm up onto the table to work on it when that damn doorbell went off again (newcomer number 4). She rushed out.

She was gone several minutes this time, apparently long enough for her to forget where she was in her routine (even though I hadn't moved my arm after she left). She pushed my arm off the table and resumed the gliding on my back.

At this point I knew this massage was not going to get better, and that any potential extras would be performed just as poorly, but I had already paid so I decided to just ride it out.

However, newcomer 5 rang the doorbell and she rushed out. After she hadn't returned in a reasonable amount of time, I used the wall clock to start timing the absence. After five minutes ticked off, I decided to call it quits, got dressed, and left the room.

There was no one at the desk or in the lobby. (Still mystified where she hid all those newcomers.) I peeked in the staff area in the back. Empty. I considered tapping on one of the in-session rooms but didn't have the nerve.

So, I left. For $80, I got maybe 15 cumulative minutes of a very bad massage, and was then completely abandoned. I guess I can cross this place off my list.

I had something similar happen I wasn't abandoned but I went to this one place in Warren on 9 mile. It was so frustrating the lady had to interrupt the massage like 6 times to people walking in. The kicker at the end it was also non erotic which I was shocked considering the location. I would have been so pissed in your situation.

**Mr Regular** · 05-10-21 19:28

Originally Posted by LongLongGone [View Original Post]

Looking for an ethnic provider (preferably AA) in the Southfield / Farmington area. Not looking for an independent provider but someone that works out of a storefront that isn't Ebony. Willing to trade info on some of my Novi / Fah honey holes. TIA.

Check your private messages & reply!

**Mr Regular** · 05-10-21 17:41

LongLongGone,

Check your Private Messages, and reply!

**FreezingDusk** · 05-10-21 14:46

Originally Posted by LexxxLuthor [View Original Post]

Is there a way to book directly with her without having to go thru tiffany?

If you have her number, it would be easier to schedule an appointment.

**Dodge Omni** · 05-10-21 13:06

My attempts to get back in the game have not been going well.

I decided to try one of my other former frequent places, Oriental Massage in Rochester. Pre-hiatus, I had been going there almost monthly for several years. It seemed to be a two-woman operation since I only ever saw two gals there (based on their resemblance, I assumed they were sisters). They knew my likes and dislikes pretty well and took good care of me.

For my recent visit, I was greeted by a new face, who rushed me into a room, requested payment up front (a change from my prior visits) in the amount of $80 (previously $70). I could see that the doors to the other two rooms were closed so it may be that the sisters were busy in those rooms. But based on the change in payment arrangements, I assume the sisters have been replaced by new management.

I'm accustomed to the brief interruptions to my massage that occur when the front door rings. Most places do a good job having the gals rotate the duty of greeting new arrivals. That is not the practice with the new team at Oriental.

In the first ten or so minutes, the door rang three times. My gal rushed out all three times. I knew the other two rooms were in use but I didn't hear the sound of these new guys leaving so I have no idea where she was stashing them. Regardless, she got back reasonably quickly to my massage each of those times.

Time to discuss the massage itself. Bad. She basically just kept pushing both oily hands *very* quickly along the length of my back. There was an occasional squeeze to my shoulders and neck, but otherwise, just gliding up and down the back. Eventually, she pulled my right arm up onto the table to work on it when that damn doorbell went off again (newcomer number 4). She rushed out.

She was gone several minutes this time, apparently long enough for her to forget where she was in her routine (even though I hadn't moved my arm after she left). She pushed my arm off the table and resumed the gliding on my back.

At this point I knew this massage was not going to get better, and that any potential extras would be performed just as poorly, but I had already paid so I decided to just ride it out.

However, newcomer 5 rang the doorbell and she rushed out. After she hadn't returned in a reasonable amount of time, I used the wall clock to start timing the absence. After five minutes ticked off, I decided to call it quits, got dressed, and left the room.

There was no one at the desk or in the lobby. (Still mystified where she hid all those newcomers.) I peeked in the staff area in the back. Empty. I considered tapping on one of the in-session rooms but didn't have the nerve.

So, I left. For $80, I got maybe 15 cumulative minutes of a very bad massage, and was then completely abandoned. I guess I can cross this place off my list.

**LongLongGone** · 05-10-21 12:09

Looking for an ethnic provider (preferably AA) in the Southfield / Farmington area. Not looking for an independent provider but someone that works out of a storefront that isn't Ebony. Willing to trade info on some of my Novi / Fah honey holes. TIA.

**Incognito1234** · 05-10-21 09:22

Originally Posted by PimpCoach [View Original Post]

I don't know if Anna is the new girl, but she is cute, flirty, and playful. I went back twice in a week because she was fun. I won't kiss and tell, but my last session was off the charts. Did an hour, and tip $70 bucks. We did not have FS. In addition she also told me she was going to New York to get her Covid shot so if you go up there she may not be available. Said she was going to be out for a couple of weeks. I will definitely be back in June to see her, especially since the 3 times I've been up there she was my provider.

Unfortunately, my experience there was no where near as good as yours. I visited the place on the strength of the positive reviews.

When I walked in, there was a very pretty, thin and younger woman with long hair and tight white pants that walked me in and I thought "Wow!, This is going to be good". So, I got undressed, went in the room and Ayla, Ilya or however you pronounced her name came in. The massage was ok but in the end, she wanted $80 to drop her top and bottoms for the HJ and I flat out told her no. She said $60, so I did. Now, keep in mind that it was "in the moment" and normally, I'd never give anything more than a $40 tip for a HJ but I did, because I wanted to get off. I don't like a lot of lube for a hand job but she put in on like a bucket of water and proceeded to do a fast jackhammer HJ. Well, I don't like it fast either and I told her to slow down and she didn't pay any attention to what I was saying. Just just kept on with "Oh, baby, come on, come on". I hate that shit. Regardless, eventually I came and that was that. One visit was enough for me. I won't be back.

**Smashing1979** · 05-10-21 08:25

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

LOL. Young to them means under 50. I kid you not.

Moved around the country a lot and younger providers who can command a premium will go to bigger cities with more people and with more money. Metro Detroit is where the providers who can't compete literally come to. There just isn't enough mongers willing to make it rain around here and throw out big bucks. When I read tiffany (hottest mp provider I've seen around here since moving to Michigan) charges $300 for FS, I just shake my head haha. She can charge that because no younger or hotter provider does what she does so she sets the price.

**LexxxLuthor** · 05-10-21 02:50

Is there a way to book directly with her without having to go thru tiffany?

**HeeJunk** · 05-09-21 19:04

Originally Posted by DodgeOmni [View Original Post]

Yeah, most likely they were overselling to get me in the door. My paranoia wasn't based on getting busted for what would or wouldn't happen in the massage room, but getting busted for just showing up at the proposed time and asking for the specific masseuse they mentioned. Essentially, I was leery of a Chris Hansen type sting (especially because they made repeated comments about how "young" the masseuse was).

LOL. Young to them means under 50. I kid you not.

**Concupiscent69** · 05-09-21 17:42

Originally Posted by DodgeOmni [View Original Post]

Yeah, most likely they were overselling to get me in the door. My paranoia wasn't based on getting busted for what would or wouldn't happen in the massage room, but getting busted for just showing up at the proposed time and asking for the specific masseuse they mentioned. Essentially, I was leery of a Chris Hansen type sting (especially because they made repeated comments about how "young" the masseuse was).

Your paranoia got the best of you. They can't bust you for entering the establishment unless you actually knew and mentioned, in text or other written proof, the issue of sex for money and / or underage girls. Chris Hansen nails those type of guys who actually know what they are doing and it's caught on text.

**HeeJunk** · 05-09-21 13:03

Originally Posted by JuanHunglow69 [View Original Post]

Where is this? I have been to one and had minimal otc. Again minimal.

So apparently they got this thing called google now. If you type in "Asian Art Spa", it might help.

**HeeJunk** · 05-09-21 13:00

Originally Posted by JuanHunglow69 [View Original Post]

Don't know where these places are. A little help please.

M1 is on northeast corner of telegraph and 96.

**Dodge Omni** · 05-09-21 12:46

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

They think you're holding out for a handy, so are trying to get you to show up. They want your money. Why would you be paranoid especially if you don't want a handy?

Yeah, most likely they were overselling to get me in the door. My paranoia wasn't based on getting busted for what would or wouldn't happen in the massage room, but getting busted for just showing up at the proposed time and asking for the specific masseuse they mentioned. Essentially, I was leery of a Chris Hansen type sting (especially because they made repeated comments about how "young" the masseuse was).

**TheCarlMan** · 05-09-21 09:02

Originally Posted by Lklrk4 [View Original Post]

I am in search of the table shower anywhere outside of the Detroit AMPs.

I had a table shower at Spring massage in Troy. May still be closed. ACU at 7 & Telegraph offered a very thorough shower with preview of coming events.