Massage Parlor Reports

[Pahittare]

I went to Blu sky a while back, wasn't that the place some one posted had cute young girls and it turned out to be all ugly GILFS.

I am wear of your review LOL.

Yeah I've seen some pretty old women there and walked out a few times. I guess I was lucky this time.

[PlayerN818]

Very good info, well written. Thanks. I was thinking specifically of Oregon. Even in their more populated cities such as Salem, Portland, Eugene, hobby MP are far and few with the prices I quoted in my OP. Hopefully, a compromise will allow the politicians to be able to appease the Magical Skyman followers and leave the rest of us alone.

It's complicated, so bear with me. California doesn't have a license, it has a certification. What's the difference? A license is mandatory, a certification is not. The mentality in the state has always been to leave regulation and enforcement of massage businesses up to the individual cities. Some cities require the certification to practice within their city limits, some do not.

That explains why you see a bunch of MPs clustered in cities like Downey, but drive a few miles down the road and find none at all.

Now, consider Downey. They obviously do not require the certificate. They have their own city administered "massage license" which is quite easy to get. And, they know full well what goes on inside the massage parlors there. At last count there were 6 of them in Downey, and most of them have been around for 30+ years. As long as they aren't deemed a public nuisance and getting a lot of complaints, what happens in there is controlled. They know if they bust them it's like playing whack-a-mole. It will just pop up elsewhere and possibly in a place that's harder to control, like cheap motels.

Going forward, the state legislature wants licensing, and the industry wants licensing. But they don't want it controlled by bureaucrats. We already deal with that on the esthetics side and it's a gigantic pain in the ass. The bill that's on the assembly floor right now is pushing for licensing. The bill that established the certification has expired. We (the industry) want to give the certification a 2-year extension to allow us to work with the lawmakers to establish something more mutually beneficial.

So. It's only a matter of time. Increased regulation is going to happen, if not this year then a couple years from now. It may be a license, or it may be a requirement that all cities statewide mandate the certification. Either way, it will make things a lot harder for MPs.

That being said, the state doesn't seem to have much appetite for enforcement at that level. They want to impose the restrictions and leave enforcement up to cities. So I predict that certain cities will still be hotspots for MPs. Some current hotspots may dry up though.

Right now, the state recognizes roughly 350 massage schools. Some of those are pretty crappy schools with pretty poor curriculum and little to no oversight. The agency that administers certifications only recognizes about 75 of those schools, the ones that meet their minimum curriculum criteria, similar to what universities do for accreditation. It is entirely possible that the state implements a licensing structure and keeps their full list of 350 schools. That would leave an opening for people practicing at the "hobby" massage parlors to pretty easily receive a license and continue business as usual. If the current bill pushes through the way it's written, that's exactly what will happen - you won't see much change if any at all. But what is more likely is the decision to go to licensure gets delayed 2 years and something more restrictive takes its place during the next round of negotiations with the legislature.

Bottom line is almost all states have MPs. Some of them suck and some are just as good as or better than here. Phoenix for example - Arizona is a state with a massage license, yet there's MPs all over the place like it's the wild west, and they're no more expensive than here and provide just as good if not better service. So it's not all gloom and doom, but expect to see some sort of landscape change, however that plays out. My prediction is certain cities kicking MPs out and certain other cities continuing to not give a crap as long as they remain mostly under the radar.

[Estrange]

Hey Prescilla, can you enlighten me on the rates for goldfinger, and maybe some names of the girls who are attractive please.

I went there maybe in March this year and I got a decent looking girl on a Tuesday night, I forgot her name but I paid maybe 80 bucks for a HJ, I felt it was overpriced but I just want to get an idea.

I have been to Goldfinger 4 or 5 times over the past 2-3 years. I went there because it's close to where I live. I didn't like it much because I also found it overpriced most of the time. It's like a restaurant that doesn't refill your soda for free. Once I settled on an HJ for. 6 but the girl (forgot her name) asked for. 2 more to take off her clothes. She had an awesome body though. Then she AGAIN asked. 2 more to let me suck her boobs. She had this perky nipples and I couldn't help but agree to her demands. I ended up paying one full $ for a handy. I regretted it the second I released myself over her hands with her left nip in my mouth.

The experience was much better this last time. I didn't have to haggle and the girl (who could barely speak any English) let me enjoy a lot. Good HJ. Only. 6 tips. Unfortunately I don't remember who that skinny Chinese girl in her 20's was. Some monger was waiting in another room and so she asked me to tip her before me getting dressed. Once I exited the room, mama asked me to give her the tip. She didn't know I had already paid the girl. Mama blocked my way and started calling her loudly in Chinese. I was temporarily detained. That skinny girl came out of her session in a few minutes and profusely apologized. Mama released me from detainment. I was on my way with a bottle of water and a white candy with a stick in it (no, not a stick with white candy in it).

[WonderWhy]

I am totally with you on this one. I was seeing a LMT who fell in love with me. She would spend two hours working on me then we would make love for an hour or more. Traveled with me a bit. I will miss her forever. Was the only time someone really went out of their way for me.

My "holy grail" as it where is to spend a couple of hours with an attractive lady that knows the power of her touch, and enjoys using it to soothe my body and bring me to a heightened state of arousal through her massage. It begins slowly with a genuine soothing massage, and slowly but is constantly increasing the sensuality quotient throughout the session. The last 30-45 minutes is a full on lovemaking session that is fully engaged by both of us. Okay, when your laughter has subsided, yes I know the chances of obtaining this type of session are astronomical and the cost would likely equal the size of the odds. I have had this happen with two different ladies, one in Thailand (multiple times over a 2 week vacation), the other in mainland China (I saw this lady for the better part of 18 months, twice a month at least). I have never achieved it in the USA. I visit the shops many of us use, and have reasonable expectations. On occasion I just want to get a nice soothing massage and if something extra occurs on any level it is a bonus. I have found that I enjoy the ladies that are sole proprietors of their own shop. Over the last couple of years, I have used a website that has yielded some good results. So there is no confusion this is NOT a place to find massage with any extras. The reason I use use it is because when I go to a new city, I can usually find a good massage at a reasonable price, either outcall or incall at a decent location. When I make the appointment I go with no expectation of anything more than a massage. The ladies are well aware if you are receptive to any extras, and most of the time, it is obvious on the flip, even without "provocation". I have a success rate when I ask if they would consider any extras of about 40% or a bit less. Many times I don't ask, because it is clear the answer would be a resounding "NO", and I don't want to ruin the vibe I've got going. Only once has it gone further than L1, and that was the third visit in a week. I schedule to be her last appointment of the day when I am in her city and take a bottle of Champagne and it last 2-3 hours and is just wonderful. The only reason I even brought this up, is as you might expect LA has a lot of massage therapists and who knows, one of you may find something you enjoy more than a quick visit to you favorite AMP on occasion. The larger cities tend to have a better selection and I did use two of the providers in LA this past weekend because I was too lazy to leave my hotel one day. I laughed because both of them had profile photos that where at least 10 years and 25 lbs. Ago. That is the first time I have encountered photos of the gals that were significantly different than the "real thing". One of the gals, just said she didn't provide extras and the other was keen to do it, but was way to proud of her abilities. She was taken back, when I said no, at that price I'll wait until you leave and do it myself, I have to shower either way. LOL Sorry for the ramble, the website is Massage Anywhere. I am sure you can find it. I hope someone finds it useful.

[Ashtonian]

I've been a couple of times before this last visit just over a week ago. First time I got a HJ and the second time I didn't get much more than being allowed to rub the girl between her legs with the pants on.

This last time was a lot better but a bit pricy.

I was hoping the girl that welcomed me wouldn't be the girl I got because with a mask on it looked like she was 50+ with lots of make up. I asked for 45 min and she asked if I wanted hard or soft, I said soft and this time I didn't try and touch her while I was face down. I requested she'd use oil and she gave me a very erotic massage and got right in there in my butt with her fingers, not actually going in, but she also asked if it was ok. She touched my balls a bit and on the flip before she touched my dick she asked if it was ok, and I said yes, how much? She said 60 and I said (whispering in her ear) can you give me a BJ, she didn't seem to understand so I put my finger in my mouth to show her what I meant. She nodded and said 130.

I said ok and paid her. She took her mask off and that's when I realized she was probably in her late 30's and she was actually ok looking, she smiled a lot. She then massaged my dick until got hard and then started licking it and licked my balls and stuff and then started sucking. She did a pretty good job and then I came in her mouth she kept sucking until I was completely drained, then she took it out and looked at me with her mouth closed, clearly full of cum and smiled. She put her mask back on and went away for a minute, she came back and cleaned me up with a wet towel. Gave me a little more massage and then asked if that was good, I said yes and she thanked me and put on a big smile and fist bumped me before she left the room. She said her name was Sofia. I will repeat, even though it was a bit expensive.

I went to Blu sky a while back, wasn't that the place some one posted had cute young girls and it turned out to be all ugly GILFS.

I am wear of your review LOL.

[Grimmy23]

If the licensing legislation goes through, that may be the standard, IF you can find a place willing. I travel to the states with mandated licensing and they are DRY. But if you can find a HE spot it's usually. 7 ATD and then. 6-. 8 for a HJ. Really hoping the morality cops in city hall leaves this alone.

It's complicated, so bear with me. California doesn't have a license, it has a certification. What's the difference? A license is mandatory, a certification is not. The mentality in the state has always been to leave regulation and enforcement of massage businesses up to the individual cities. Some cities require the certification to practice within their city limits, some do not.

That explains why you see a bunch of MPs clustered in cities like Downey, but drive a few miles down the road and find none at all.

Now, consider Downey. They obviously do not require the certificate. They have their own city administered "massage license" which is quite easy to get. And, they know full well what goes on inside the massage parlors there. At last count there were 6 of them in Downey, and most of them have been around for 30+ years. As long as they aren't deemed a public nuisance and getting a lot of complaints, what happens in there is controlled. They know if they bust them it's like playing whack-a-mole. It will just pop up elsewhere and possibly in a place that's harder to control, like cheap motels.

Going forward, the state legislature wants licensing, and the industry wants licensing. But they don't want it controlled by bureaucrats. We already deal with that on the esthetics side and it's a gigantic pain in the ass. The bill that's on the assembly floor right now is pushing for licensing. The bill that established the certification has expired. We (the industry) want to give the certification a 2-year extension to allow us to work with the lawmakers to establish something more mutually beneficial.

So. It's only a matter of time. Increased regulation is going to happen, if not this year then a couple years from now. It may be a license, or it may be a requirement that all cities statewide mandate the certification. Either way, it will make things a lot harder for MPs.

That being said, the state doesn't seem to have much appetite for enforcement at that level. They want to impose the restrictions and leave enforcement up to cities. So I predict that certain cities will still be hotspots for MPs. Some current hotspots may dry up though.

Right now, the state recognizes roughly 350 massage schools. Some of those are pretty crappy schools with pretty poor curriculum and little to no oversight. The agency that administers certifications only recognizes about 75 of those schools, the ones that meet their minimum curriculum criteria, similar to what universities do for accreditation. It is entirely possible that the state implements a licensing structure and keeps their full list of 350 schools. That would leave an opening for people practicing at the "hobby" massage parlors to pretty easily receive a license and continue business as usual. If the current bill pushes through the way it's written, that's exactly what will happen - you won't see much change if any at all. But what is more likely is the decision to go to licensure gets delayed 2 years and something more restrictive takes its place during the next round of negotiations with the legislature.

Bottom line is almost all states have MPs. Some of them suck and some are just as good as or better than here. Phoenix for example - Arizona is a state with a massage license, yet there's MPs all over the place like it's the wild west, and they're no more expensive than here and provide just as good if not better service. So it's not all gloom and doom, but expect to see some sort of landscape change, however that plays out. My prediction is certain cities kicking MPs out and certain other cities continuing to not give a crap as long as they remain mostly under the radar.

[PriscillaM]

If the licensing legislation goes through, that may be the standard, IF you can find a place willing. I travel to the states with mandated licensing and they are DRY. But if you can find a HE spot it's usually. 7 ATD and then. 6-. 8 for a HJ. Really hoping the morality cops in city hall leaves this alone.

How would licensing legislation affect the price of Asian rub and tug? I think almost all the places I have seen have the certification up, how much harder is it to get a license?

[PlayerN818]

A buck 30 for a blow job? Are you friggin kidding me? FS in most places is $100 to $120. You just gave this hoe a new basement price.

If the licensing legislation goes through, that may be the standard, IF you can find a place willing. I travel to the states with mandated licensing and they are DRY. But if you can find a HE spot it's usually. 7 ATD and then. 6-. 8 for a HJ. Really hoping the morality cops in city hall leaves this alone.

[PriscillaM]

A buck 30 for a blow job? Are you friggin kidding me? FS in most places is $100 to $120. You just gave this hoe a new basement price.

This place looks like an al Qaeda bunker. It is next to the place I get my vons uniform pressed and cleaned. The idea that there is a female there under 40 giving head is as real as the lunar landing. If he got bare back head, 130 does not bother me, but it is the idea that it is a nonsense place with grannies and now I am going on a fucken mission that I know will end up in me having to walk out if they give me some 36-40 Asian woman.

[Domino727]

I've been a couple of times before this last visit just over a week ago. First time I got a HJ and the second time I didn't get much more than being allowed to rub the girl between her legs with the pants on.

This last time was a lot better but a bit pricy.

I was hoping the girl that welcomed me wouldn't be the girl I got because with a mask on it looked like she was 50+ with lots of make up. I asked for 45 min and she asked if I wanted hard or soft, I said soft and this time I didn't try and touch her while I was face down. I requested she'd use oil and she gave me a very erotic massage and got right in there in my butt with her fingers, not actually going in, but she also asked if it was ok. She touched my balls a bit and on the flip before she touched my dick she asked if it was ok, and I said yes, how much? She said 60 and I said (whispering in her ear) can you give me a BJ, she didn't seem to understand so I put my finger in my mouth to show her what I meant. She nodded and said 130.

I said ok and paid her. She took her mask off and that's when I realized she was probably in her late 30's and she was actually ok looking, she smiled a lot. She then massaged my dick until got hard and then started licking it and licked my balls and stuff and then started sucking. She did a pretty good job and then I came in her mouth she kept sucking until I was completely drained, then she took it out and looked at me with her mouth closed, clearly full of cum and smiled. She put her mask back on and went away for a minute, she came back and cleaned me up with a wet towel. Gave me a little more massage and then asked if that was good, I said yes and she thanked me and put on a big smile and fist bumped me before she left the room. She said her name was Sofia. I will repeat, even though it was a bit expensive.

A buck 30 for a blow job? Are you friggin kidding me? FS in most places is $100 to $120. You just gave this hoe a new basement price.

[PriscillaM]

So I posted that there is a new gal at the temple of hand jobs (aka temple of bliss).

Seta Devi is her handle (it was another name, but they had to change it for pretty obvious reasons).

I figure I would try to book her today.

I called and she was taken for the entire day.

You guys take and never give.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone been recently? Friend rec'd Alexa but when I called mamasan didn't understand me. Any reviews or recs would be great.

That mamasan's english skills are atrocious. But she must have a cesium motion atomic clock back there, because if you so much as get near your time, the queen's english warns you that you are going over.

[RockNRoll72]

Tina in Encino, if she's accepting new clients? She'll treat you right if you tip her well. She'll go deep and finish with an excellent massage. She's super busy so you'll need to book a couple days in advance, but she's worth the drive.

As far as I know, she's always taking new clients. First time I ever saw her was during the pandemic and I had no problem making the appointment. I even saw her same day too! That's been the only time I've ever been able to book same day, so it's good advice to book early. Worth it, in my opinion.

[PriscillaM]

Hey Prescilla, can you enlighten me on the rates for goldfinger, and maybe some names of the girls who are attractive please.

I went there maybe in March this year and I got a decent looking girl on a Tuesday night, I forgot her name but I paid maybe 80 bucks for a HJ, I felt it was overpriced but I just want to get an idea.

I think the days of the 40 dollar tip is over boyos. Look, when bernanke and paulson come to Bush and say we need 800 billion to re-equitize the banks or there will not be an economy in 72 hours, I get it. Bush is a fiduciary and he is entitled to listen to the experts, once. But when M1 money supply goes from 1. 4 trillion to 4. 2 trillion in the space of like 8 years, something is fucked. It is not possible that on the eve of the pandemic, 3 of every 4 dollars in circulation was printed in the last decade. I think the only reason for no inflation is the ability of the economy to produce goods to meet the demand. So when people dumped housing in 2008 and wanted their cash, the govmint just backstopped every thing. And it worked, kind of.

Well, what happens when you have a ton of money (look at what M1 has done since covid. Although alot of that is transition from M2 type funds) sloshing around, and there is a disruption in supply because a lot of low iq low vitamin d fat people could not breathe? You get serious inflation. It is like the oil shocks in the 1970's, as well as crippling fiscal policy that taxed the supply side at like 70%.

So, inflation is here, in orange juice, gas, copper, and asian handjobs.

At gold (brown) finger, I tip 60 if it is a weak show. If the girl shows me some skin it goes to 80, if she lets me suck on her tits and finger her, it is 100. That is in addition to the 50 dollar door for the hour.

I see reports of guys haggling between 60 and 80. As you may know, I am no white knight of any prostitute, but really - 20 bucks is basically two lunches at chipotle. If you can't skip lunch for two days and just have water and some frozen veggies, then I question your priorities. A finger up your boy pussy from a happy asian female is worth it.

[Pahittare]

I've been a couple of times before this last visit just over a week ago. First time I got a HJ and the second time I didn't get much more than being allowed to rub the girl between her legs with the pants on.

This last time was a lot better but a bit pricy.

I was hoping the girl that welcomed me wouldn't be the girl I got because with a mask on it looked like she was 50+ with lots of make up. I asked for 45 min and she asked if I wanted hard or soft, I said soft and this time I didn't try and touch her while I was face down. I requested she'd use oil and she gave me a very erotic massage and got right in there in my butt with her fingers, not actually going in, but she also asked if it was ok. She touched my balls a bit and on the flip before she touched my dick she asked if it was ok, and I said yes, how much? She said 60 and I said (whispering in her ear) can you give me a BJ, she didn't seem to understand so I put my finger in my mouth to show her what I meant. She nodded and said 130.

I said ok and paid her. She took her mask off and that's when I realized she was probably in her late 30's and she was actually ok looking, she smiled a lot. She then massaged my dick until got hard and then started licking it and licked my balls and stuff and then started sucking. She did a pretty good job and then I came in her mouth she kept sucking until I was completely drained, then she took it out and looked at me with her mouth closed, clearly full of cum and smiled. She put her mask back on and went away for a minute, she came back and cleaned me up with a wet towel. Gave me a little more massage and then asked if that was good, I said yes and she thanked me and put on a big smile and fist bumped me before she left the room. She said her name was Sofia. I will repeat, even though it was a bit expensive.