Massage Parlor Reports

[LakeMichigan]

Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.

I've never had an issue at any place in the city.

[Satriani]

Was recently at HQ on Archer. Nothing special. In a run down neighborhood but safe with easy parking. Clean but outdated and worn interior. Passed on TS as it was right next to crapper with no tp or paper towels and looked dirty. Mt knew almost no English. Had her phone playing what seemed like a Chinese talk show which she turned off on my request. Rough massage but overall not bad but not very sensual. Would do HJ for 60 which I expected to include utc but not even otc so I countered with 50 which she declined so I went with 60 and got a lame HJ which I had to finish. Got whole hr. There are too many places in ct to recommend this place.

[FellowMonger]

4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

More info needed:

Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Sorry for the dumb question but where is CLM?

[SleepyWeb]

Do any of the places in the city take black clients? I've been looking for the longest.

[Mjfor]

Hi all if you have any update on Hao spa please update, I am very near to this spa in Chicago, thank you all.

[Hoffman Oliver]

I was driving thru the NW side, started scrolling and found this place. Requested the hh milking table service. She was not a looker, but she was thicc. Massage was actually pretty good, not rushed, and she got all the spots. Poor attempt at CBJ under the table, then finished with HJ. Nothing special to report.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/139864

[FullyMooned]

Has anyone tried Sarah in Logan square? Any reviews?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...e/9806901.html

[Captain1954]

Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?

Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!

[Captain1954]

Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?

Sorry I really don't know if they ask for I'd I'm out of there!!

[RaccoonJoe]

I recently tried Nancy at Belmont Spa. It was a pretty awful experience. I suggest avoiding her.

Nancy is young; has long hair; and no ass or tatas. Her service was simply awful. Non-existent massage (which I don't care much about). She cut my time by nearly 10 minutes. She haggled on the flip and was more cold than my wife. She wouldn't let me touch mutually. I felt more stressed after she was done. Just avoid her and spend your hard earned cash on someone else.

[Jayp80]

So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.

It would be like those other escort validation sites where the owners keep meticulous records and ends up with a 100 count federal indictment for tax and sex crimes.

[UncleNutzy]

Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.

So do you give them your information and they keep it on file? If so that's really bad.

[Ron M]

Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.

Well that's all well and good.

What happens if the members only Spa gets shutdown in a Prostitution bust?

[Captain1954]

Fellow Mongers I just got back from Florida Tampa / St Pete's and encountered a situation where some of the FS spa's are starting a "membership policy", no walk ins and appointment only having discussed this with some of my monger friends advised that some of the adds on Rub Ratings are advising of future membership here in Chicago!

This is not a trend I for one would like to see proliferate.

Just a heads up.

Happy mongering.

[IMissCutler]

Hey guys, I haven't been out in a while and was wondering if there are spots where the girls don't really care about a mask once in the room. I want to be able to have some fun and enjoy myself. I got some unexpected free time this morning and plan on going somewhere. I'd prefer the northside of the city but would travel for a big titty girl.

Thanks all.