Massage Parlor Reports

[Wolfman Jack]

Article in today's paper.

Story says they interviewed the guys who spent 30 to 60 minutes at the establishment. And I'm sure they were reading the reports here. Interested if any of the members here were pulled over and interrogated after leaving, since they obviously had investigators sitting and watching this place during all hours of operation. Always remember, Big Brother is always watching all the time, even if you think they are not.

[Member #6102]

Ughhhh another one bites the dust!

But I find it very interesting that not only were no mongers arrested, none of the ladies were. They just went after the owners / organizers. It sounds like a number of mongers were interviewed and admitted having sex, but the article doesn't state that any were arrested or charged, so I'm wondering if they got off in exchange for admitting the sex so LE could use that to get the owner. The charges weren't prostitution / solicitation, but human trafficking. And the other thing is that this operation has been going on since last summer, so if a place is being watched, avoiding it for a week or two is most likely not going to do anything.

[Brad Stevens]

Ughhhh another one bites the dust!

Article in today's paper.

[Racer210]

What a frustrating day! Took the ride out to the Green Palace and the doors were locked although the open light was on. Tried calling but it said voicemail is full. Ugggh. Drove over to the Feeding Hills one and I walk in and they tell me "no table shower. " What? Why?? Table broken she said ugggh. Oh well. I stayed and got an underwhelming rub down. Definitely an annoying waste of time.

Article in today's paper.

[Brad Stevens]

What a frustrating day! Took the ride out to the Green Palace and the doors were locked although the open light was on. Tried calling but it said voicemail is full. Ugggh. Drove over to the Feeding Hills one and I walk in and they tell me "no table shower. " What? Why?? Table broken she said ugggh. Oh well. I stayed and got an underwhelming rub down. Definitely an annoying waste of time.

[MetaDavids]

Forgive my ignorance but what are DD and SN?

Go see the CT boards, specifically New Haven and Danbury.

[Harley2009]

Had a lack luster massage and ending yesterday.

[Thoren2002]

As and avid AMP goer, I have learned to make Google translate my best friend. So should you. They will not take offense to you using it, cause they want the donation just as much as you want the service. Use technology to your advantage. Green is not where to go if you want a CMT as the massage is lack luster. But it is a good Korean BJ Bar type of place. Also, for the area that it is located, we are lucky that a place with extras exists out there instead of driving to DD or SN.

Stay Safe.

EG33.

I turn off my phone long before I ever get to a location. I am not keeping it on to translate. If they want 100 for a BJ then then should be able to figure out 100 + 100 = 200. As annoying as that was it was the facts that they spoke the entire time and the barely there sheet for a door that were the real issues. I knew enough from previous reviews that the massage would be bad.

[LongHauler]

As and avid AMP goer, I have learned to make Google translate my best friend. So should you. They will not take offense to you using it, cause they want the donation just as much as you want the service. Use technology to your advantage. Green is not where to go if you want a CMT as the massage is lack luster. But it is a good Korean BJ Bar type of place. Also, for the area that it is located, we are lucky that a place with extras exists out there instead of driving to DD or SN.

Stay Safe.

EG33.

Forgive my ignorance but what are DD and SN?

[EffinGood33]

I was relatively in the area so I decided to give Green a shot. I am not the most experienced hobbiest, but I have had my fair share of shitty experiences. This one ranks right up there.

I got there and was greeted by one lady who was probably in her 40's, but attractive. She rushed me into a "room" and started asking me a question that I simply couldn't understand. She asked over and over "two gus?" Just wasn't picking it up. I just said, Half hour and she walked out and called another girl in who was quite a bit younger. I got on the table and she started trying to ask me how much I wanted to pay making all sorts of hand and mouth gestures. I told her I would pay a Franklin for a BJ. She then said what about "two girls". Oh that's what the other one was saying. I said how much and then a nightmare of haggling started she wanted another franklin plus another house fee. I said I wouldn't pay another house fee. Business is obviously slow which is why they were asking. She insisted so I just said one girl. Then the other girl comes back in "why not two girls baby?' Too much money that's why. I again reiterated that I would pay 2 bills and that was that. Too much to begin with but at this point I was like whatever. Then after the second girl using her phone's calculator to figure out how much this simple math was they said okay.

As and avid AMP goer, I have learned to make Google translate my best friend. So should you. They will not take offense to you using it, cause they want the donation just as much as you want the service. Use technology to your advantage. Green is not where to go if you want a CMT as the massage is lack luster. But it is a good Korean BJ Bar type of place. Also, for the area that it is located, we are lucky that a place with extras exists out there instead of driving to DD or SN.

Stay Safe.

EG33.

[Lennox65]

I was relatively in the area so I decided to give Green a shot. I am not the most experienced hobbiest, but I have had my fair share of shitty experiences. This one ranks right up there.

I got there and was greeted by one lady who was probably in her 40's, but attractive. She rushed me into a "room" and started asking me a question that I simply couldn't understand. She asked over and over "two gus?" Just wasn't picking it up. I just said, Half hour and she walked out and called another girl in who was quite a bit younger. I got on the table and she started trying to ask me how much I wanted to pay making all sorts of hand and mouth gestures. I told her I would pay a Franklin for a BJ. She then said what about "two girls". Oh that's what the other one was saying. I said how much and then a nightmare of haggling started she wanted another franklin plus another house fee. I said I wouldn't pay another house fee. Business is obviously slow which is why they were asking. She insisted so I just said one girl. Then the other girl comes back in "why not two girls baby?' Too much money that's why. I again reiterated that I would pay 2 bills and that was that. Too much to begin with but at this point I was like whatever. Then after the second girl using her phone's calculator to figure out how much this simple math was they said okay.

I thought I was in the clear then. Got up and started to get their money, then some other hobbiest walked in and I said "back to 1 girl?" And they were like no you no worry. One of them went and got the other dude situated, I think the fucker fell asleep because I later heard snoring later. Then they both finally got back in the room and started what they apparently think is a massage. I felt like a fucking pastry bag being squeezed to decorate a cake. Then the phone keeps ringing and they keep answering it. Special props to whatever creepy douche called asking what their hours were and then said "oooo I can't wait you sound so pretty. " Seriously dude, stfu, just make an appointment and be done with it..

Thank you for this hilarious and well written review. It seems like you got some redemption with the unexpected finish in her mouth!

[Thoren2002]

I was relatively in the area so I decided to give Green a shot. I am not the most experienced hobbiest, but I have had my fair share of shitty experiences. This one ranks right up there.

I got there and was greeted by one lady who was probably in her 40's, but attractive. She rushed me into a "room" and started asking me a question that I simply couldn't understand. She asked over and over "two gus?" Just wasn't picking it up. I just said, Half hour and she walked out and called another girl in who was quite a bit younger. I got on the table and she started trying to ask me how much I wanted to pay making all sorts of hand and mouth gestures. I told her I would pay a Franklin for a BJ. She then said what about "two girls". Oh that's what the other one was saying. I said how much and then a nightmare of haggling started she wanted another franklin plus another house fee. I said I wouldn't pay another house fee. Business is obviously slow which is why they were asking. She insisted so I just said one girl. Then the other girl comes back in "why not two girls baby?' Too much money that's why. I again reiterated that I would pay 2 bills and that was that. Too much to begin with but at this point I was like whatever. Then after the second girl using her phone's calculator to figure out how much this simple math was they said okay.

I thought I was in the clear then. Got up and started to get their money, then some other hobbiest walked in and I said "back to 1 girl?" And they were like no you no worry. One of them went and got the other dude situated, I think the fucker fell asleep because I later heard snoring later. Then they both finally got back in the room and started what they apparently think is a massage. I felt like a fucking pastry bag being squeezed to decorate a cake. Then the phone keeps ringing and they keep answering it. Special props to whatever creepy douche called asking what their hours were and then said "oooo I can't wait you sound so pretty. " Seriously dude, stfu, just make an appointment and be done with it.

Then after they have stopped trying to bruise my extremities we get to the flip. I had already heard the Gladwrap getting ready before. I turn over and they start ooing and ahhing. Jeebus I am a grower not a shower there was nothing to be excited about. They then attempt to get a rise out of me to get the wrap on and while that is happening I look at them and start asking if they are taking anything off, and they start to lift up their tops to show me their bras, at this point I was just fricking done. I never force anything on anyone, but I did politely ask that they get naked. They finally understood and started undressing. Of course they kept yapping at each other in Mandarin like they had been the entire time. Then the younger one got to work on the BJ and the older one who had surprisingly nice tits let me touch her just about everywhere. As I was starting to feel a little more engaged and like something was going to happen I motioned to the older lady it was her time to suck on some wrap. Naturally the phone rang and she got on that. The younger girls kept going, I was trying to hold back at this point but getting close. The other one got off the phone and was ready to go in but she wanted to change the wrap, so the other one takes it off and clumsily tries to put a fresh one on. I am on the brink and I just put my hands up in frustration. At that point the older chick decided fuck it with the wrap that just wasn't working and she goes in bare bones and at that point I just blew in her mouth, not intentionally but the stars were aligned. She was so frazzled I don't think she even notice and she kept going so I finally tapped out MMA style on her ass and she gave up realizing she had a mouth full of jizz. She laughed and asked if I wanted another round. At that point the snoring in the other room was pretty loud so I said no. I got dressed, they didn't change the table coverings at all, just folded up again and I left never to return again. If they could stay off the phone, understand Elemenatary level math, and just shut up, it could be an okay experience. Instead they chat too much and haggle way too much over money. Sorry for that much cash better can be had.

[Carl33]

Have they changed the lineup yet? I wasn't a big fan of the two they had in April. Much better in previous months.

[Spider2112]

So is the massage really that bad at Green Palace? The idea of a hummer is nice but I do enjoy the massage aspect too. It doesn't need to be CMT level but there should be some effort.

Yeah it's pretty bad, I've had worse. I went last week and opted for the 1/2 hr after reading the lack of massage skills here. Saw Mia, short Asian around 25-30. Extra $ but no FS yet.

[Thoren2002]

So is the massage really that bad at Green Palace? The idea of a hummer is nice but I do enjoy the massage aspect too. It doesn't need to be CMT level but there should be some effort.