Massage Parlor Reports

[Hawkeye In Md]

Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.

Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.

My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.

I have always been partial to the old standards from my military days.

SNAFU.

FUBAR.

HMFIC.

And yes, my favorite and a revised version of the previous one.

HMFICWABD. For thos who just can't figure that one out. Its

Head Mother Fucker In Charge With A Big Dick.

It may only be 7 inches with a hook, but I call it the coke can for a reason.

Peace.

[Hawkeye In Md]

How kan he reed if he kant spel?

I need to break out my english to hillbilly translation book for that one.

[Hawkeye In Md]

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Monday morning at work and I have an itch that really needs to be scratched. All through the day that’s all that’s on my mind, can't concentrate, can’t get any work done, its really bad.

Finally at 3pm I give up and start planning a trip to the closest AMP to me with a full menu and with above average talent.

Neverland would be my only stop if they were still open, but alas. You can’t have everything in life.

Through some quick research, I settled on IHC. Stopped by the nearest ATM for the tuition, and was there getting buzzed in by 3:45.

Mamasan led me to a room and asked if I had any preference. I said, "New Girl" and off she went.

In walks the "new girl", she must have been new because her name was not AMP'd or Americanized yet. And I couldn't even say it let alone remember it. She was tall, 5'8" and skinny with no curves. In an emergency she would have been acceptable, but for my situation, I was looking for something with a bit more curves. I looked her over and politely, then asked for, lets call her Kitty1 (true mongers can pm me for further clarification), a proven commodity on here and with acceptable curvage.

In walks Kitty1, looking hot as ever. Tuition + the milk money were there on the table along with a couple raincoats. (In case the first trip is really hot and short, I may want to go for a second trip.)

She collects her tuition, and we get right down to the trip, no TS needed at this time. We started off driving interstate 69, then decided to drive to the edge of the table for some much needed standing mission, from there we went to the rodeo and watched the cowgirls ride, followed by walking the doggies.

Lots of noise and encouragement while we walked the doggies, which is a nice plus, it made the finish that much more enjoyable.

Cleanup and asked for TS followed by massage. TS was nothing worth mentioning, nothing more than some hot water and some soap. A little disappointing, I am spoiled by the GFE TS treatment I used to get at Neverland and these TS was night and day compared to a Neverland TS.

Was led back to the room, and received a nice massage, very average but adequate.

Kitty1:

Face - 7
Body - 7
Attitude - 7.5
Service - 8
TS - 4
massage - 6.5

As long as Neverland is closed, I would and probably will repeat, but next time I will make a point to try out more of the talent.

[Corsair88]

Since the spots I'm familiar with are now closed, I decided to go for a trip hoping to play some games at the Olympics in Rio the other day but unfortunately they seem to have some plumbing problems so I went looking for Green-er pastures. I have an idea where it is and circled the area many times but I still can't figure out where the door is to Greenland. So I went down the steps in K.

It took them awhile to open up for me and I thought I would strike out for the day until I heard someone just when I was about to leave. Mamasan welcomed me and seemed to remember me even if it was my first time there (may be I have a look alike? ). The usual talk was given to me before I was ushered into the playing court.

I was matched against young. Although I would say she was in her 30's, she still looked good and came with a sense of humor, a nice body and a huge set of twins. TS was normal fare, and so was the massage. She was straight forward with how to play and we started the game with a CBJ and some raisin twisting until the score was 69 all. We ran a couple of mission offense after the half but used the dog style defense during the final quarter. For the last 2 minutes we ran the cowgirl offense until the final buzzer sounded. Some hot towel was provided after the game.

L - 7
A - 8
R - 7
S - 7

I might ask for a rematch.

[Islandhopper97]

Ok. After lurking and reading a lot (and being back from a recent trip to FLA) I'm posting my first report. Hope this meets everyone's standards.

Got antsy at work the other day and slipped into a dream. I found myself walking by a place near Dupont that was on the 4th floor with an address that ended in a 3.

Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.

Std jackson spread on the table so she knew the deal. TS was decent, all the standard action there. No mouthwash.

Headed back the room and it was actually a much better and longer massage that I've ever had in a dream before there. I had been getting some short times the past few times there. So I was happy abotu this.

After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.

Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.

ROSE
Face 6
Body 6
Massagi 8
TS 7
Tude 8
Main Event 7
Overall 7
Repeat - I'd prefer an upgrade next time, but would not walk out either...since MMV, I'd see her again and let her try to improve her score.

IH97

[Sarang Haeyo]

I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?

Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?

If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.

Van

How kan he reed if he kant spel?

[VanDriver]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?

Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?

If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.

Van

[A John]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

You've got to be joking seven posts below a new member has just got flamed for the exact same stupid reason.

You need to get familiar with this web site this might entail some research
( WORK ) trust me I'm being nice.

RTFF

[Philaborn1967]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

[Sarang Haeyo]

Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!

Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.

Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.

My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.

[Junky11]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

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Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
d be read as interactive fiction.

You left out my report for Angela Royal+. IMHO, this might too much info in the current climate.

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted in Feb'07

Sun (29)
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Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)

1413 (14k) (13)
====
Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)


Ok (8)
==
Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)


Supra (7)
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Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)

Royal (6)
=====
jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492

Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
====================
Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)

Rio (olympic) (5)
=============
laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)

IHC (Mini) (5)
==========
pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)

Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
===================
Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)

GBT (2)
===
Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)

H&H (1)
===
Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)


CPHC (1 - old)
====
Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)


1818 (1)
====
??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)

Eye bar (1)
=======
Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)


??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
============
Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)


K spa (1)
=====
Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)

617K (mirage, magic) (1)
==============
Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)

castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
======
Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
===
May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)


(Hard Rock cafe amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
==================
??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)

Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
==================
??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)


Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++

Star (VA) (1)
====
Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Swan (VA) (1)
====
??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)

Asian privacy (va)
=============
pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)

Amma (Bethesda, md)
===============
lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)



Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[Jake Jj 1492]

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...

[Member #4338]

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

[Adventure1]

Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?

Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!