Escort Reports

**DivingBuddy** · 05-03-21 14:51

She's a great provider but friendly reminder to always wear a condom.

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

After vetting her with a few of our senior members I was finally able to hook up with Tiffany.

Sent her an early morning text on Fri. And she got back with, do you want to see me now? I wasn't ready right away so asked will noon work? An hour later she texted back saying a client had fallen through and she could see me. This was close to my original request of noon so I said sure. Asked her location and she said I'm at the 8 . Asked for rm # ? She replied text me when you arrive. Five minutes later she said ok the room is 4*.

Jumped in the shower and off I went. Got up to room knocked on door and I was pleasantly surprised by a very sexy young blond. Wow I have to say again VERY SEXY, thin spinner with well proportioned bolt ons. She said put your cloths on the chair. I did and when I turned around she had dropped all her linen and I was a grinning. Again sexy young blond or did I already say that?

Room was clean and in order (good sign) laid down on the bed and she immediately went to work with her signature BBBJ balls deep.

As was explained to me by a plumber, or an electrician, maybe a golfer and some guy with a name like some old seafarer book? She worked it long and hard paying attention to my 2 boys. After 15 min or so, Tiffany wrapped me up and jumped on for so CG, flipped around for some groggy, followed up with some mish. I pulled out, pulled off the jacket and rode her skull with some deep face fucking. She was happy to comply and did it well. I flipped over on my back and she finished me off with a long slow load in her throat and she didn't miss a beat.

Well all I can say is she is a breath of fresh air, pretty as fuck and no apart end candy abuse.

Hey she may not have the enthusiasm of lucy but she doesn't have any of the down side either.

Well worth the $. 5 and is certain going to go for a second round with her next week.

Thanks to any and all of you guys who once again steered me in the right direction.

**MobyD** · 05-03-21 14:29

Originally Posted by CueBall826 [View Original Post]

None of these girls are horny. They're full of shit and want your money. This is why the sex is never good when you pay a ho. Women are only horny towards females and some younger men not older.

Wow we're worlds apart on our feelings! Moby wants me to tell you he's off Seeking / SB / WYP because his plate is full of women that love sex and he's quite happy with his menu. He wishes you could find the same level of physical happiness. Good luck to you sir.

**BigDog07** · 05-03-21 13:25

Originally Posted by Gotj17 [View Original Post]

I try not to be delusional and understand my part (money) in the equation and that they wouldn't have sex with me without it. My last date was the hurry up, get off, get out kind. Those type of women don't get a second call.

My point was if you treat them like a piece of meat that a great encounter will be hard to find. I've only had two free dates, both for my birthday, from ladies I'd known a while but have had lowered rates from a few because of treating them well. And those were the ladies who enjoyed sex. There are some out there that do.

I'm pretty sure that most females enjoy sex as well as most men, my point being that they enjoy sex with people that they are physically attracted to, click with, have chemistry with, want to have sex with. I'm not disparaging you, me or any other monger, but I pretty sure when these girls are horny or masturbating that the last thing on their mind would be an old fat dude for satisfaction. Make no mistake, these girls are expert actors when the money hits the table, I mean they have to be, Would anyone return to see a girl if she told him that he sucked at DATY? Had a little dick? Or maybe just overall sucked in the sack? Now if we're talking about a chick that will hang with you in her spare time or give you "free" sessions on the Reg, then you might be on to something there. I've only gotten "free" sessions for birthdays or customer appreciation week from one provider in my mongering career and we know who that is. My question is, are there others? Those are the type that are high on my list because there could legit be some chemistry there.

**Gotj17** · 05-03-21 09:07

Originally Posted by BigDog07 [View Original Post]

There are exceptions to the rule, Lucy (before the candy), port charlotte crystal, Roxanne (from what I hear) and maybe one or two more, but most or these chicks will say and do anything for money and can't wait for a monger to get off and get out so they can get the next guy in (more money). Don't be delusional, if you weren't giving them money and they saw you on the street, they wouldn't give you the time of day, let alone do anything sexual with you. Come on man! LOL.

I try not to be delusional and understand my part (money) in the equation and that they wouldn't have sex with me without it. My last date was the hurry up, get off, get out kind. Those type of women don't get a second call.

My point was if you treat them like a piece of meat that a great encounter will be hard to find. I've only had two free dates, both for my birthday, from ladies I'd known a while but have had lowered rates from a few because of treating them well. And those were the ladies who enjoyed sex. There are some out there that do.

**ReallyNone** · 05-02-21 21:06

Originally Posted by NewEnglandKid [View Original Post]

I must have dodged a bullet I haven't heard a peep from her!! LOL.

You definitely did. She's a phycho with an abrasive personality.

**MrHunLow** · 05-02-21 20:36

After vetting her with a few of our senior members I was finally able to hook up with Tiffany.

Sent her an early morning text on Fri. And she got back with, do you want to see me now? I wasn't ready right away so asked will noon work? An hour later she texted back saying a client had fallen through and she could see me. This was close to my original request of noon so I said sure. Asked her location and she said I'm at the 8 . Asked for rm # ? She replied text me when you arrive. Five minutes later she said ok the room is 4*.

Jumped in the shower and off I went. Got up to room knocked on door and I was pleasantly surprised by a very sexy young blond. Wow I have to say again VERY SEXY, thin spinner with well proportioned bolt ons. She said put your cloths on the chair. I did and when I turned around she had dropped all her linen and I was a grinning. Again sexy young blond or did I already say that?

Room was clean and in order (good sign) laid down on the bed and she immediately went to work with her signature BBBJ balls deep.

As was explained to me by a plumber, or an electrician, maybe a golfer and some guy with a name like some old seafarer book? She worked it long and hard paying attention to my 2 boys. After 15 min or so, Tiffany wrapped me up and jumped on for so CG, flipped around for some groggy, followed up with some mish. I pulled out, pulled off the jacket and rode her skull with some deep face fucking. She was happy to comply and did it well. I flipped over on my back and she finished me off with a long slow load in her throat and she didn't miss a beat.

Well all I can say is she is a breath of fresh air, pretty as fuck and no apart end candy abuse.

Hey she may not have the enthusiasm of lucy but she doesn't have any of the down side either.

Well worth the $. 5 and is certain going to go for a second round with her next week.

Thanks to any and all of you guys who once again steered me in the right direction.

This is the essence of what this board is supposed to be all about.

And remember when in doubt bail the fuck out.

Stay safe fellas.

Mr hung low.

**MattFl** · 05-02-21 19:42

Saw a newbe in Erotic Monkey Oliva, will give it a go tomorrow unless anyone has a report on her.

**NewEnglandKid** · 05-02-21 16:30

Originally Posted by Zomgb [View Original Post]

LOL Mention her disparagingly or really even at all on this website. She'll be sure to DM you.

I must have dodged a bullet I haven't heard a peep from her!! LOL.

**Casper11** · 05-02-21 15:52

https://www.misselladane.com/

https://adultsearch.com/florida/napl...scorts/2263714

Seen Ella several times. Comes to Bonita Springs / Naples every couple months.

Beautiful Italian girl Early thirties. Excellent skills, extremely good personality.

BBBJ, CFS, CIM.

**BigDog07** · 05-02-21 12:07

Originally Posted by Gotj17 [View Original Post]

Some of them ARE into sex. That's why they choose to be in the hobby.

I'm old and fat but some ladies have been very happy to see me.

Number one is because I treat them with kindness and respect.

And I know how to make a woman cum too. That's number two.

Your words were "None of these girls are horny. They're full of shit and want your money. This is why the sex is never good when you pay a ho. ".

Are you one of the guys who reaches down and chokes a lady?

Slapping, choking, demoralizing? Calling them a 'ho'?

I have known a few ladies that have left the sheets soaked. Have you? Could you?

There are exceptions to the rule, Lucy (before the candy), port charlotte crystal, Roxanne (from what I hear) and maybe one or two more, but most or these chicks will say and do anything for money and can't wait for a monger to get off and get out so they can get the next guy in (more money). Don't be delusional, if you weren't giving them money and they saw you on the street, they wouldn't give you the time of day, let alone do anything sexual with you. Come on man! LOL.

**TailHunter69** · 05-02-21 10:27

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...e/251345108994

Starting off by saying 1) this is going to be a report and a rant (kind of). Don't like it? Don't read it. 2) This is MY experience. Don't care about YMMV, or you having several dates with her in your boomer truck. If I can help a monger (especially a new one) avoid making mistakes that I did, I've done my daily good deed. Got it? Great. Now for the report!

Found Sally's ad and decided to make a special trip to Ft Myers to see her. Agreed on 80, the usual questions and blah blah. Now, before going I did "RTFF" and gathered research on her. Learned she had a fall a while back and she hasn't been right since. Still, liked the photos and said she's got raving reviews here so I'd pull the trigger. I get to the hotel, crickets. Called several times, nothing. Reminded her several times of my name and the intent (the date), no response. Eventually, I decided it was a dead run and that was that.

Unfortunately, she's now in the rubbish category as far as providers. Let me make this clear: I'm not blaming her for her fall. Do not reply to my post with "b-but she fell and stuff!" Those who know me from Texas know I'm strict and tolerate no bs. I tell it like it is and I hold women accountable like I do all adults. The fact is, if she's getting worse it's best for her to hang up her hat and get a real job or social security. The last thing I want to see for a newbie is to set up a date, get in the door, and have her memory issues flare up and now he's catching a rape charge. I work in medical and I've had memory care patients before. One I had to transport home started flipping out and saying she was being kidnapped. Obviously I've got a uniform and a company van so nothing would happen to me if cops were involved. However, if a newbie sees Sally and she ends up confused, she'll be an old woman with some random schmuck on top of her with his dick out. Show of hands--does anyone here think that ends well for the man? Please tell me if it does because that means I've clearly missed something.

Hopefully she hangs it up soon. It's unfortunate that such an unfortunate thing happened to her, but we have to mind ourselves first and foremost as men. This is my doing my part to ensure that no other man makes the mistake I did (wasted time and money) or an even worse one (use your imagination).

Sally. Cross her off the list. Another good one, lost to circumstance. And the hobby becomes even more depressing.

Tailhunter, out!

**Swfl03** · 05-02-21 09:34

Originally Posted by MattFl [View Original Post]

Anyone had a chance to see Mimi lately.

I posted review recently. Hard pass for me. Pics are 30 lbs and 10 yrs ago.

**MattFl** · 05-02-21 05:33

Anyone had a chance to see Mimi lately.

**Zomgb** · 05-02-21 01:33

Originally Posted by Srq1013 [View Original Post]

Use to see Natalia and Sally in years past. Any intel on either of them?

Like the small spinner types.

I love Sally for her tight little body and even tighter pussy. Won't and can't argue that she is super thin, like WAY underweight now, probably 90-95 pounds if that. She is always game if you can actually fucking see her but that's the problem. Every call to her is like you're calling for the very first time. Not sure how much is due to her accident or some other cause but she had no werewithal or desire to ever save a number. Its like 50 first dates with her. Not to make fun of her but I only started seeing her right before her accident. I have no frame of reference prior. Now the good. She is tight and tiny, fun and playful when you see her. The bad is that you may never even contact her. If you do, she barebacks, which IMO puts you both at risk. She is so thin now she seems ill. I want to keep seeing her but not sure if I will ever even get into contact with her much less put aside the harmful rules under which she operates. Hope she finds a place to live, not keep renting divy hotels. Good luck to her.

**Zomgb** · 05-02-21 01:23

Originally Posted by Srq1013 [View Original Post]

Use to see Natalia and Sally in years past. Any intel on either of them?

Like the small spinner types.

Natalia hasn't been posting but is still seeing people frequently that already have her digits. She is basically the same ride she had always been. My biggest problem with her is she is appallingly disrespectful of your time. No joke if you have a 3 appt expect no earlier than 345. She also lubes with her spit and hand so she has had many issues with infections and a odor. She's super sweet but I just can't muster the patience to sit in that parking lot near the food bank to wait for her stupid delays. It's literally like she doesn't ever bother to start getting ready till you tell you are there and waiting. She makes appointments hours in advance then gets her nails done. I really only bother when no other regular is anwering.