Massage Parlor Reports

**MisterJimmy** · 05-02-21 13:08

Visiting Portland for a week or two, with more trips in the future. Looking for a good therapeutic type massage and HJ HE. Here's my "wants" in order of importance. PM is fine.

1. Decent therapeutic massage with oil.

2. Good, spaced out teasing, preferably with some reaching under action, without rushing to the flip.

3. Honors time with minimal or no interruptions.

4. Good HE. Not rushed or too vigorous. Bonus points for an encouraging vocals. "Give it to me baby" NOT "hurry up!

5. Younger and good looking. NO granny's or chubs please. Don't want to sound mean but these things are just a big turn off for me. Got this at home.

Bonus points.

1. Rimming.

2. Touching and kissing bare breast.

3. BBBJ availability.

**Bhanson475** · 05-02-21 13:00

Was there the other day and saw Lisa. Massage was good not to hard or soft. Real technique!

Finish was standard with teasing prior to the flip. I got the feeling other girls in waiting area / front room might be more fun.

PM or reply with any helpful info.

**TCHairy** · 05-02-21 11:44

I stopped in yesterday at this place in Beaverton and spent a great hour and a half with Leah. The massage is excellent. Deep and thorough. Some wonderful teasing face down then right to work on the flip to help ease all my tensions. We ended up in 34.5 since she kept her mask on, but was a wonderful way to end regardless. Soft skin, supple and thin, very clean. Afterward some clean up and return to the rest of my aches and pains, including some good foot work. All in all, a great way to spend the time.

**Hkd01** · 05-01-21 23:30

Anyone has info on Magic Spa on Laidlaw in NW Portland?

**TruckerBob** · 05-01-21 21:23

Originally Posted by IntoFun [View Original Post]

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

If I pay for an hour and the massage is fine, play with some tits, dick gets sucked or put somewhere warm and wet then blow a load. IDAGAF if I'm shorted on the full hour.

**Iliktna2** · 05-01-21 17:40

Anyone try this place on Andersen in Vancouver?

Thank you.

**Trux1** · 05-01-21 15:38

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

When I go into the room the first thing I do is pull out my phone, put it in selfie mode, and do a full scan of the entire room looking for devices with an IR light source. I always look closely at the clock as getting a clock with a built in pinhole camera is very easy. I check the mirror for a few things as well. Holes in the ceiling tile, I use the phone flashlight to inspect.

There are some other bullshit things at least one owner is doing to watch what is going on in the room. Technology is really getting the point where privacy is impossible.

So yes, in the course of all that I note the time on the clock. I honestly don't think moving it up is an intentional effort at ripping you off because most of the places that will short you on time will do that no matter what the clock says.

**RamblinJavlin** · 05-01-21 15:30

Originally Posted by IntoFun [View Original Post]

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

I can't remember the last time I looked at one of their clocks. I don't take my phone with me, but I do look at my phone clock before I go in, then I look at it when I get out to the car. I have a pretty good internal clock, but I'm like you: if I get off and / or the massage was good, then what the fuck do I care, as long as it doesn't seem like it was rushed or was indeed a short amount of time.

That being said, you pay for an hour, you should get an hour. Just my opinion.

**IntoFun** · 05-01-21 15:13

Originally Posted by ORTailBlazer [View Original Post]

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

**Trozz** · 05-01-21 15:11

New to the site but not new to AMP's. Used to go to some when I lived in Spokane, and went to a few when I visited L. A. Years ago. Haven't gone to any around here. Live in Hillsboro area now. Where can I go close to here where I can get the most bang for the buck, if you know what I mean? Best chance of having some real fun?

**Hkd01** · 05-01-21 11:39

New to the forum. How does one ask for HJ / FS? How much is the typical tip?

**Boy8888** · 05-01-21 11:30

This place seems like new. Does anyone have inf about this place?

**ORTailBlazer** · 05-01-21 11:09

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

If you don't like a place, definitely don't go. I just don't understand why the clock setting thing is relevant at all. An hour of elapsed time is an hour of elapsed time. Now if they are advancing the clock during the massage, that's some bullshit.

I typically glance up at the clock right before I lay down on the table if I'm at a new place. I also only book a half hour at a new spot. If I like the massage I'll ask to extend it to an hour, once I get to the 25 minute mark.

About half the places will try to short you on time. Sometimes it matters to me, sometimes not, just depends on why I'm there.

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

**Datadog** · 05-01-21 03:56

Originally Posted by WestSidePunter [View Original Post]

I went to Glisan right after they opened. 100% legit, unfortunately.

That is surprising given the visuals on the front of the place. Decided to try it out HHR. Giving this place a try turned out to provide a strong massage, with a do it yourself wrap up on the flip. One might manage to get a little bit of help, but not really what you'd want, YMMV of course. Would not go again probably.

**Rastala** · 04-30-21 19:21

Thanks.

Been a long time visiting that place. MAssages are great usually but didn't go beyond HJ. Like to know if there is more.

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Most girls will sometimes let you finger them or touch them. But I have found if you really wash your hands well and keep the nails trimmed short It helps No one wants teeth on a BJ no girl wants untrimmed fingernails either.

Had fun in hillsboro on cornell near the car wash. Nice massage Nice set of boobs large and fun to play with.