Massage Parlor Reports

[RamblinJavlin]

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

I can't remember the last time I looked at one of their clocks. I don't take my phone with me, but I do look at my phone clock before I go in, then I look at it when I get out to the car. I have a pretty good internal clock, but I'm like you: if I get off and / or the massage was good, then what the fuck do I care, as long as it doesn't seem like it was rushed or was indeed a short amount of time.

That being said, you pay for an hour, you should get an hour. Just my opinion.

[IntoFun]

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

Hmm. Guess I figure that payment is to get me off. Once that happens I have no more interest in the time.

[Trozz]

New to the site but not new to AMP's. Used to go to some when I lived in Spokane, and went to a few when I visited L. A. Years ago. Haven't gone to any around here. Live in Hillsboro area now. Where can I go close to here where I can get the most bang for the buck, if you know what I mean? Best chance of having some real fun?

[Hkd01]

New to the forum. How does one ask for HJ / FS? How much is the typical tip?

[Boy8888]

This place seems like new. Does anyone have inf about this place?

[ORTailBlazer]

If you don't like a place, definitely don't go. I just don't understand why the clock setting thing is relevant at all. An hour of elapsed time is an hour of elapsed time. Now if they are advancing the clock during the massage, that's some bullshit.

I typically glance up at the clock right before I lay down on the table if I'm at a new place. I also only book a half hour at a new spot. If I like the massage I'll ask to extend it to an hour, once I get to the 25 minute mark.

About half the places will try to short you on time. Sometimes it matters to me, sometimes not, just depends on why I'm there.

We are different then. I do not go if I seen the reviews. The problem is when I go into an AMP, their clocks should not be 15 minutes faster than your clock. I admittedly do not check the clocks in accordance with mine because, well you are going to relax. Now I have to check a businesses clocks to make sure they are not screwing me on time? I only book hhr as I learned and most of the time start on my back depending on the place. Like I said, no place of business where you pay for time should have their clocks sped up, that is a rip off. That was the whole problem. Even the individual who posted the review said he showed the lady his phone's time and pointed at the clock.

[Datadog]

I went to Glisan right after they opened. 100% legit, unfortunately.

That is surprising given the visuals on the front of the place. Decided to try it out HHR. Giving this place a try turned out to provide a strong massage, with a do it yourself wrap up on the flip. One might manage to get a little bit of help, but not really what you'd want, YMMV of course. Would not go again probably.

[Rastala]

Thanks.

Been a long time visiting that place. MAssages are great usually but didn't go beyond HJ. Like to know if there is more.

Most girls will sometimes let you finger them or touch them. But I have found if you really wash your hands well and keep the nails trimmed short It helps No one wants teeth on a BJ no girl wants untrimmed fingernails either.

Had fun in hillsboro on cornell near the car wash. Nice massage Nice set of boobs large and fun to play with.

[Amp Guide]

Most girls will sometimes let you finger them or touch them. But I have found if you really wash your hands well and keep the nails trimmed short It helps No one wants teeth on a BJ no girl wants untrimmed fingernails either.

Had fun in hillsboro on cornell near the car wash. Nice massage Nice set of boobs large and fun to play with.

[WestSidePunter]

Grand opening sign looks a little sun-faded. 😆.

Stopped by at 9:15 ish am yesterday, was told by the 50 ish mamasan that one girl was busy until 11. Come back then? I said no, maybe tomorrow. We'll see, I'm not eager that they only have one girl.

Anyone been there, or AG or King?

I went to Glisan right after they opened. 100% legit, unfortunately.

[Jd058]

I hate negotiations about service not only because it is not legal but also it tends to be a mood killer.

Yesterday I was excited to meet a cute lady on Cornell and all was going well until I turned over. She wanted to know how much I would tip her and tip before any service. Tipping is for value and quality of service only. I said just finish the massage and for me that ended any enjoyment of the visit. After a bit of lame soft touch I said I was going. She told me I had 15 more minutes and I gave her 20 and said good bye.

Then later that day in Tigard I saw a lady for a first meet. After a short massage she asked how she could make me happy. There was no money discussed at any time. We made each other happy and I gave her a generous tip on the way out for service provided no cost for service requested.

That is really well put. Thank you. Pretty much sums up my feelings on it as well, only I hadn't been able to put it into words thus far.

[Trux1]

You are a goof if you think that is ok. They shifted their clocks to minimize times and there has been more than one bad report. Hey sounds like you are ok with an in and out. At that, it is no different than a time-watching escort. Bad massage and a cheating clock.

White knight for AMPs. That is new LOL. No place should cheat you out by trying to trick you with clocks set 15 minutes ahead. I am curious are you getting extras for slipping "good" reviews?

YMMV is an excuse and if I am putting the same down I should get fair treatment. Plain and simple. Some people still think AMPs are an escort business. Last I checked they are not independent. I usually give my tip up front but after my horrific experience at angels on hall? Not doing it anymore.

Ride on white knight.

If you don't like a place, definitely don't go. I just don't understand why the clock setting thing is relevant at all. An hour of elapsed time is an hour of elapsed time. Now if they are advancing the clock during the massage, that's some bullshit.

I typically glance up at the clock right before I lay down on the table if I'm at a new place. I also only book a half hour at a new spot. If I like the massage I'll ask to extend it to an hour, once I get to the 25 minute mark.

About half the places will try to short you on time. Sometimes it matters to me, sometimes not, just depends on why I'm there.

[Benson008]

I hate negotiations about service not only because it is not legal but also it tends to be a mood killer.

Yesterday I was excited to meet a cute lady on Cornell and all was going well until I turned over. She wanted to know how much I would tip her and tip before any service. Tipping is for value and quality of service only. I said just finish the massage and for me that ended any enjoyment of the visit. After a bit of lame soft touch I said I was going. She told me I had 15 more minutes and I gave her 20 and said good bye.

Then later that day in Tigard I saw a lady for a first meet. After a short massage she asked how she could make me happy. There was no money discussed at any time. We made each other happy and I gave her a generous tip on the way out for service provided no cost for service requested.

[Datadog]

Grand opening sign looks a little sun-faded. 😆.

Stopped by at 9:15 ish am yesterday, was told by the 50 ish mamasan that one girl was busy until 11. Come back then? I said no, maybe tomorrow. We'll see, I'm not eager that they only have one girl.

Anyone been there, or AG or King?

[King Fish]

More often than not, the providers I see have an issue with FIV. Any suggestions on who / where to go for unlimited access.