Escort Reports

[EscortHunter99]

Thanks guys,

I had seen all the reports, but always figured I'd try to line something up with her "some day". Well that day turned out to be yesterday. I had the day off and had been stood up by another provider, so I'm looking for options. I figure why not try Patty? She was advertising somewhat, it's during the day, nice out, I'm not in a rush, etc. Etc. Also I'm not married nor am I worried about friends / family / job finding out about what I do (getting too old for the shit), so I wasn't worried about any of her possible "extortion" attempts. And of course I was going to park as far and discreetly away as possible backed in or aiming away LOL.

Anyway. I'm too far away? I've seen providers in NYC and Charlotte NC. None of that matters. One could make an appointment with a provider for next Tuesday at 5 pm in Detroit and be living in Hong Kong and it doesn't matter as long as he shows up on time and has his money and not be a jerk. I mean wouldn't she need an hour to get ready? By the time she said no it was 42 minutes into the convo. I'd have been over halfway there? I feel like I'm preaching to the choir as you've all been there but to nix it right out of the gate. I've never heard of that.

She reminds me of the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld. You have to go thru a script pressing all the right buttons (which you don't really know) and then if you make one little mistake you're banished for life.

Anyway, I haven't really posted much, but don't want to needlessly post just to get my count up. I lurk a lot and definitely RTFF and use the search function (shoutout to the regulars). I've been in the hobby for a while (20+ years), but only see providers occasionally, sometimes going years between.

I've seen a few providers in the area, Ivy Seaford, Sandra Seaford, Melody / Star Georgetown (I'll write a funny review of that sometime), Diamond Dover, Patricia ESVA (retired? Chanel Luv Sby (now DC), and some SA "babies" as well as lots of travelling providers or those in Balt / DC / Philly. But nothing really to offer beyond what's been written.

Thanks to all the regulars for making this board what it is!

[Oral Master]

Sorry, I forgot about that part😂. Good thing your car was fast enough to outrun that crazy lady!!

Ah yes, the infamous car story LOL. A definite classic on these boards. I saw Patty a few times several years back. She was always annoying, like talking about inane crap during the first couple of minutes of action. But every once in a while it would veer off into full-blown lunacy. The worst I experienced with her was her blowing up my phone with texts at 6:00 am with bat-shit crazy texts attacking me for no reason. Also she started sending unsolicited texts while I was at work offering "specials. " I tried to explain why this wasn't a good practice and predictably she went ballistic. Thankfully she's been permanently in my rear view mirror for a few years now. As others have said, she's got a decent body for her age and nice head skills to match but the craziness far outweighs that.

[PPJones]

https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...s/933928252326

I know I saw some talk of this one recently, but I can't seem to find it. Can't remember if it was good or bad. Think it was kind of in the middle🤔.

[Antipooh]

Well, I had my personal run in with bat shit crazy Patty and it ended before it even started LOL. Figured I'd give it a cautious shot for something different, but she freaked out from the git go. Text screen shots included, the gist is that I was too far away being in Salisbury. Mentioned party favors because she says she is 420 friendly and other Mongers said she's drunk half the time, so I figured that might help me get on her "good side" LOL. Talk about biting the hand (s) that feed you; I guess there must be dozens of available mongers ready and waiting within the corporate limits of Milford, DE LOL. Shit makes no sense.

Met her once when I was in the area. Uneventful and good, was on my repeat list until I signed up here.

No longer on repeat list to say the least. Bullet dodged.

[PPJones]

That would have been me with the dollar bill trick. You forgot to say she chased me down the road for a bit screaming and giving me the finger. LOL!!

Sorry, I forgot about that part😂. Good thing your car was fast enough to outrun that crazy lady!!

[Fdisbbf]

LOL. Yeah, wow. I guess there ARE many mongers lined up to see her! I'm fairly certain almost all the ones on here AREN'T. Simply because of what you experienced.

You're actually kinda lucky it went down like that. Quick and painless and free🤣129315;.

She's good at what she does, and doesn't look bad for her does, but damn if she ain't crazy.

One guy in here started she was literally climbing on the roof of his car and he threw like a combined up dollar bill out the window, so when she jumped off to go get it, he took off. Forget who it was, maybe they'll speak up.

Just not worth the hassle, I know it's skin pickins, but keep up the research.

That would have been me with the dollar bill trick. You forgot to say she chased me down the road for a bit screaming and giving me the finger. LOL!!

[PPJones]

Well, I had my personal run in with bat shit crazy Patty and it ended before it even started LOL. Figured I'd give it a cautious shot for something different, but she freaked out from the git go. Text screen shots included, the gist is that I was too far away being in Salisbury. Mentioned party favors because she says she is 420 friendly and other Mongers said she's drunk half the time, so I figured that might help me get on her "good side" LOL. Talk about biting the hand (s) that feed you; I guess there must be dozens of available mongers ready and waiting within the corporate limits of Milford, DE LOL. Shit makes no sense.

LOL. Yeah, wow. I guess there ARE many mongers lined up to see her! I'm fairly certain almost all the ones on here AREN'T. Simply because of what you experienced.

You're actually kinda lucky it went down like that. Quick and painless and free🤣129315;.

She's good at what she does, and doesn't look bad for her does, but damn if she ain't crazy.

One guy in here started she was literally climbing on the roof of his car and he threw like a combined up dollar bill out the window, so when she jumped off to go get it, he took off. Forget who it was, maybe they'll speak up.

Just not worth the hassle, I know it's skin pickins, but keep up the research.

[MoveAtMidnight]

I had a dream the other day that against my better judgement I went and saw this girl. She did send me a picture beforehand but looks nothing like it.

https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...i/909317369809

While I was there this girl was also in the room hiding in the bathroom.

https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...y/479096067848

Both showed obvious signs of demons and while the first one does not have a pic, she is nothing like the picture I received. That picture might have been from a few years ago at best. The second girl looks nothing like the pics on her ad. There were two handlers that hung out nearby in my dream. Overall it was more of a nightmare.

Yikes. Thanks for the warning. I daresay most of us have had dates like that. I've texted a few times with the "friend" who was hiding in the bathroom and she did not seem like the open-minded, fun-loving type to say the least.

[EscortHunter99]

Well, I had my personal run in with bat shit crazy Patty and it ended before it even started LOL. Figured I'd give it a cautious shot for something different, but she freaked out from the git go. Text screen shots included, the gist is that I was too far away being in Salisbury. Mentioned party favors because she says she is 420 friendly and other Mongers said she's drunk half the time, so I figured that might help me get on her "good side" LOL. Talk about biting the hand (s) that feed you; I guess there must be dozens of available mongers ready and waiting within the corporate limits of Milford, DE LOL. Shit makes no sense.

[Oral Master]

Keep us updated. I want to try but she looks almost too good to be true.

My thoughts exactly: TGTBT. Hopefully she's a diamond in the rough. If that's really her look she is substantially above any other provider in these parts.

[NickIsHere]

Not sure if anyone has seen her. I will be contacting her this weekend. https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...t/023084111613.

Keep us updated. I want to try but she looks almost too good to be true.

[TeaBags9]

I had a dream the other day that against my better judgement I went and saw this girl. She did send me a picture beforehand but looks nothing like it.

https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...i/909317369809

While I was there this girl was also in the room hiding in the bathroom.

https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...y/479096067848

Both showed obvious signs of demons and while the first one does not have a pic, she is nothing like the picture I received. That picture might have been from a few years ago at best. The second girl looks nothing like the pics on her ad. There were two handlers that hung out nearby in my dream. Overall it was more of a nightmare.

[Jsthrny]

Not sure if anyone has seen her. I will be contacting her this weekend. https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...t/023084111613.

[BBRider69]

What was the damage for them both? What was on the menu?

220 for hour for both. FS, CIM, BBBJ.

[MoveAtMidnight]

Has anyone had a dream of this one: https://delaware.skipthegames.com/fe...y/997060967011.

She was active two years ago but then stopped. Recently came back to STG. I hit her up and pitched a fairly common fetish play scenario and she declined, saying "that's a whole buncha extra stuff. " Normally if a provider isn't open-minded I'm moving on, but the pickins' are slim in this town and she's a got a fine body all things considered. Any deets would be appreciated as always.