Massage Parlor Reports

**BearCoach1** · 04-30-21 10:25

Originally Posted by MidwestMonger [View Original Post]

Looks like there could have been a raid on a Mountain Thursday Night. Anyone have any insight?

I did not stop last night because there were a couple cars parked there already. I did not cross the front of the building to see if the light was on though.

**Cleanfun4** · 04-30-21 08:19

Originally Posted by BearCoach1 [View Original Post]

The open sign is off and no answer to phone calls. Can anyone confirm that this has closed.

Is this the place on Rockville that just has the number on a sign in the yard, between 465 and Mountain? If so, I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Nice lady, maybe late 40's early 50's. 1 hr, decent massage, good finish.

Seemed like there was only one person there. Would understand if she got nervous with the recent robberies and such. I was planning to get back there soon, so hope not closed.

**BearCoach1** · 04-30-21 08:06

The open sign is off and no answer to phone calls. Can anyone confirm that this has closed.

**Midwest Monger** · 04-30-21 01:58

Looks like there could have been a raid on a Mountain Thursday Night. Anyone have any insight?

**Cleanfun4** · 04-29-21 19:55

I used to be a big fan of the AMPs. I even liked the mystery. "Will this place, this trip, be awesome or meh? Is the new lady open minded" 6 or so years back, the scene went down hill for me. Uncle was being a pain in the ass, all the girls were, uh, well past being called girls, and everything seemed to be getting uptight. Almost like Indy was becoming the parking spot for the c-list. Great talent moved on, poor talent got dumped here, and mediocre got a big ego. Between an aggressive uncle, and the increasingly rate of disappointment (even my well known spots were hit / miss), I looked for other ways to spend my cash and get my fun.

Seven year itch??

On the way to a customer on the south side a few months back, I saw those window signs "Massage" "Open" and it stirred up those cravings again. After my meeting, I just had to drive by, then fell off the wagon. It was Lavender on the south side. Walked in, same smells, same jingle bell, and it was like I never stopped. Lady was maybe a 6/10, and certainly better much of the crowd when I left. Had a good massage and left satisfied. Certainly seemed like it would be even better as a return customer. Went back on a very snowy day and things were dead everywhere. Yup, even better trip.

This did nothing to help me stay out of things. For some reason, I thought this website was gone, and for sure my account would be gone. For a few months, I just cruised areas I knew, and tried places that just "looked right". Ladies seemed a few ticks better looking, less BS, more relaxed. Had 4 good stops in a row, and now I'm hooked again!

Well, as usual, once hooked, I learned that it all didn't turn to wonderland, and had a couple of not so great trips. Regardless, I'm sure Ill be adventuring for a while!

I was very pleased to find that this site is still alive and well! Got to the login screen, and was surprised I could even remember my user creeds (muscle memory is awesome)! Well, I've got a lot to catch up on, and a few reports of my own to share.

Thanks to those that have kept this site running, and to all fellow mongers that make it so valuable! It's nice to be back.

Stay clean, Have Fun.

**BlowInHer** · 04-28-21 19:47

Originally Posted by JoeLarson02 [View Original Post]

I had an itch I needed scratched so I made my way over to Phoenix as I knew they could satisfy my needs. To my surprise, an unfamiliar face opened the door. Easily a 8-9 on the AMP scale. Couldn't have been older than 30, but I'd actually guess mid to low 20's. I knew my time was going to be well spent but I had some extra capital on me and decided to see if I could have something I'd had only once or twice before- 4 hands.

I asked her and she excitedly said "yes!" It only cost an additional house fee which is by far the cheapest 4 hand in town. The young one called for the other girl who was probably the mamasan, but even still she had a great body and was maybe early 40's though I would guess mid 30's. She came in to say hello before the massage and seemed very happy I chose the 4 hand.

The message begins and it actually felt amazing. I had them go medium pressure with oil and my shoulders and legs were worked out quite well. Both took turns with the boys, but the teasing was so great I'm the one who called to turn over because I could've released on my stomache LOL. The mamasan pushed up against my hand and lifted her skirt basically begging me to grab the kitty. Sadly, she was in the middle of a visit from mother nature so I couldn't get to know the cat as intimately as I wanted to, but I could definitely feel a wet spot.

On the flip I asked for both, but given mother nature, I only got the young one but I was not complaining. Body looked better in her birthday suite, the twins were perfect size and shape, but the mamasan's were way better. The beautiful masseuse laid down while the mamasan climbed on top of her so I could suck on the erasers like I was a hungry baby. The one on the table was incredibly tight! So tight I had to lay down and her get on top just so I could fully insert. All the while I'm latched onto some of the best knockers I've ever had at an AMP. Let me tell ya fellas, I filled that baggie. I hadn't blasted off like that in years.

The total damage was $$. 6 which is incredibly cheap all things considered. If I'm ever in the market for that again and those two are still there, I'll be back. The hope is that mother nature is no where to be seen so I can stack them. Hopefully by then they will have gotten their vaccines so we can DFK. God knows I would've loved to taste the new girl. YMMV as always. Good luck and stay safe!

You did all that and still worried about a vaccine for DFK? The beds in these places are covered in human DNA, covid is the least of my worries at an AMP. As for your visit, I would've felt like I wasted my donation with mama and her mother nature issue. As for the young one, you sold me, have a name for her?

**Skeet Ulrich** · 04-28-21 14:00

I stopped by Beef and Cheddar this week for the second time ever. First time with Lisa was a blast. This day I drew a newbie, Mimi.

Great body.

Lackluster massage.

Terrible lay.

She just kind of laid there. Kept her mask on. Insisted I keep mine on. Allowed NO DATY. Could barely handle me and kept asking if I was done.

I felt pretty guilty because she just seemed like she wanted to get it over with. I've never experienced this level of dissatisfaction at an AMP.

She could use a lesson (or two) from Yu-Yu and Lisa in the art of pleasuring men. Damage was $60 for the massage. $140 for extras.

Side Note: I got a TS for the first time. I'm not a fan. Mimi used a loofah to clean me up, including in the butt and groin. Then she hung the loofah back on the wall. I seriously doubt that thing gets replaced after every customer. Blech.

Incredibly gross.

**Fav6977** · 04-27-21 21:27

Hey RedFox2120 - please check your mailbox. Thanks.

Originally Posted by RedFox2120 [View Original Post]

I tried to go to Sweet at first. I picked the girl I thought was the most attractive but as soon as we get into the room she demands full tip without doing anything. I just walked out because I was not going to pay everything up front.

I then went next door to relax. At first the old 50 something year old greeted me. I asked if they had another girl and at first she said no and finally showed me another girl. This one was better looking in her young 40's with an ass for an asian girl. 7/10. Massage was ok. Not too much pressure but better than rubbing oil around. When we get to the flip she asked what I wanted. She only offered a standard HE but I wanted more. She said she can go get the other girl if that's what I want. She went to get her and this is where it got weird. She said she has another customer now and my time was up. She then says she can give me a HE but kept making the massaging sound they do with the pounding of the fist as she was giving me an HE. It was the weirdest HE ever. I managed to finish but she was saying she had to do that because boss was there and blah blah.

I will go back to sweet and ask for another girl. If the better looking one did FS I would return.

**JoeLarson02** · 04-27-21 14:24

Originally Posted by IndyGolfer60 [View Original Post]

Did that include extra house fee?

House fee was. 8 and the tip was $. 8.

Some of the other spots I've seen advertise 4 hands say the price is $. 2 so I'm positive this is the cheapest option in the city.

**Indiana317** · 04-27-21 11:51

Visited last week in the morning. While on table after TS someone started knocking and wouldn't leave when told busy and closer, and the girl freaked out. There was a young thug that wouldn't go away and mama came in, returned my $ and said he was a "bad man" and was going to rob them. They waited until he went to back door and we all left out front got in cars and left.

Phoenix looked busy. Went to Tucson and a grandma with wild hair opened door. 30 minutes with Table shower lots of teasing and standard finish.

**IndyGolfer60** · 04-27-21 10:31

Originally Posted by JoeLarson02 [View Original Post]

I had an itch I needed scratched so I made my way over to Phoenix as I knew they could satisfy my needs. To my surprise, an unfamiliar face opened the door. Easily a 8-9 on the AMP scale. Couldn't have been older than 30, but I'd actually guess mid to low 20's. I knew my time was going to be well spent but I had some extra capital on me and decided to see if I could have something I'd had only once or twice before- 4 hands.

I asked her and she excitedly said "yes!" It only cost an additional house fee which is by far the cheapest 4 hand in town. The young one called for the other girl who was probably the mamasan, but even still she had a great body and was maybe early 40's though I would guess mid 30's. She came in to say hello before the massage and seemed very happy I chose the 4 hand.

The message begins and it actually felt amazing. I had them go medium pressure with oil and my shoulders and legs were worked out quite well. Both took turns with the boys, but the teasing was so great I'm the one who called to turn over because I could've released on my stomache LOL. The mamasan pushed up against my hand and lifted her skirt basically begging me to grab the kitty. Sadly, she was in the middle of a visit from mother nature so I couldn't get to know the cat as intimately as I wanted to, but I could definitely feel a wet spot.

On the flip I asked for both, but given mother nature, I only got the young one but I was not complaining. Body looked better in her birthday suite, the twins were perfect size and shape, but the mamasan's were way better. The beautiful masseuse laid down while the mamasan climbed on top of her so I could suck on the erasers like I was a hungry baby. The one on the table was incredibly tight! So tight I had to lay down and her get on top just so I could fully insert. All the while I'm latched onto some of the best knockers I've ever had at an AMP. Let me tell ya fellas, I filled that baggie. I hadn't blasted off like that in years.

The total damage was $$. 6 which is incredibly cheap all things considered. If I'm ever in the market for that again and those two are still there, I'll be back. The hope is that mother nature is no where to be seen so I can stack them. Hopefully by then they will have gotten their vaccines so we can DFK. God knows I would've loved to taste the new girl. YMMV as always. Good luck and stay safe!

Did that include extra house fee?

**BearCoach1** · 04-27-21 07:55

Originally Posted by TigerKing [View Original Post]

A Spa is on Banner. West of 465 off Washington. Not a bad place and you'll leave happy. Older masseuses like everywhere else.

I have always left happy from Banner, but last time she made me pay up front for CBJ. Also, the MT are not usually attractive.

**JoeLarson02** · 04-27-21 00:01

I had an itch I needed scratched so I made my way over to Phoenix as I knew they could satisfy my needs. To my surprise, an unfamiliar face opened the door. Easily a 8-9 on the AMP scale. Couldn't have been older than 30, but I'd actually guess mid to low 20's. I knew my time was going to be well spent but I had some extra capital on me and decided to see if I could have something I'd had only once or twice before- 4 hands.

I asked her and she excitedly said "yes!" It only cost an additional house fee which is by far the cheapest 4 hand in town. The young one called for the other girl who was probably the mamasan, but even still she had a great body and was maybe early 40's though I would guess mid 30's. She came in to say hello before the massage and seemed very happy I chose the 4 hand.

The message begins and it actually felt amazing. I had them go medium pressure with oil and my shoulders and legs were worked out quite well. Both took turns with the boys, but the teasing was so great I'm the one who called to turn over because I could've released on my stomache LOL. The mamasan pushed up against my hand and lifted her skirt basically begging me to grab the kitty. Sadly, she was in the middle of a visit from mother nature so I couldn't get to know the cat as intimately as I wanted to, but I could definitely feel a wet spot.

On the flip I asked for both, but given mother nature, I only got the young one but I was not complaining. Body looked better in her birthday suite, the twins were perfect size and shape, but the mamasan's were way better. The beautiful masseuse laid down while the mamasan climbed on top of her so I could suck on the erasers like I was a hungry baby. The one on the table was incredibly tight! So tight I had to lay down and her get on top just so I could fully insert. All the while I'm latched onto some of the best knockers I've ever had at an AMP. Let me tell ya fellas, I filled that baggie. I hadn't blasted off like that in years.

The total damage was $$. 6 which is incredibly cheap all things considered. If I'm ever in the market for that again and those two are still there, I'll be back. The hope is that mother nature is no where to be seen so I can stack them. Hopefully by then they will have gotten their vaccines so we can DFK. God knows I would've loved to taste the new girl. YMMV as always. Good luck and stay safe!