Escort Reports

[JMckinsey9]

FYI Michelly screens onsite. She makes a date with you and has you drive out to her location. Only once you've sat in traffic does she surprise you with extra screening. My recomendation: ask her to screen you in full before you leave. If she says there is no screening she's lying -- don't waste the gas unless you don't mind waiting around the hotel while she screens you. I don't mind screening, but I have a busy job and tight schedules. If you're like me and your time is valuable, pass on Michelly unless she commits to doing her screening in full before you get in the car. Https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/files/8006760.htm.

[Oldfart69]

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...066.htm?cat=19

Anyone seen her before?

See this comment from Nov 2018:

Thanks. Holy smokes clemence / muguette is still alive? I recall her from the 90's when I swear she was about 60 then.

[SliderZ]

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...066.htm?cat=19

Anyone seen her before?

[Pjfun]

Has anyone seen her?

[SecondaryBackU]

Saying "hello" is always a good place to start when greeting someone, haha! If rates aren't listed, simply ask by the 2nd or 3rd text. They shouldn't be offended when the omission is on their end. And if they do end up copping an attitude, fuck them. You're better off avoiding their nonsense anyway. Be polite, straightforward, and tactful in all your communications--and you should be fine the majority of the time.

As in the food industry, tips aren't mandatory. They're a reward for quality service and are always appreciated. If the provider gave you a fantastic time, by all means tip them an extra 10 - 80 (really dependent on the original agreed total). And if the experience was mechanical, shitty or plain false advertising, give only what you agreed upon and not a cent more. Give nothing if the session hasn't even started & you realize the whole thing's a train wreck to jump clear of.

Regarding showers--come on dude. Yes, you should always shower. I typically do so a few hours prior to seeing a provider, as well as in the morning when I wake up. You don't have to do a 30 minute, meticulous, full body scrub-down. But going into a session all fresh & clean significantly improves your standing and the chances of an amazing time. And besides, shower fun can be had, especially at K-girl agencies. I mean, why wouldn't you want their soapy hands roaming all over along with a preview BBBJ to kick things off?

As for "pre-gaming" right before a session, I personally don't do that. However, I get why others do so before seeing their favorites & to ensure they'll last a little longer. It's up to you, but I can understand the reasoning behind it.

Thank you.

The tip thing confused me because I've read you're supposed to discreetly just leave an envelope in the bathroom or something, but I didn't know if the tip should already be in there, or if it's something you leave at the end. So I was like. Okay what if I left a $50 tip but it was shit, do I go back to the envelope?

Okay thanks for the shower clarification hahaha. I shower every day so even if I didn't shower right before meeting, I'd still be generally clean, but yeah just want to make sure I do things right.

What would you consider things that are out of place that you should watch out for? Since the nature of this hobby is grey at best, I don't know what within that grey area is considered still okay and others are total red flags.

[Member #6465]

Body is a 10. Breasts are not natural like somebody said in Philly. Her waist is sexy as fuck, Face 8 or 9, performance 8 or 9. I Saw her in the evening. She was clearly a little worn out. She complained a bit when I wanted her to go to doggy in round two. She agreed but it was clearly uncomfortable for her so I finished in her mouth again. The shower and pregame fun was super hot. My scale is based on ag sienna and former bls aki being all 10's. I would say Hosi is well under 30 But somebody will probably come on here and tell me she's 45. She appeared very youthful. In my opinion it's always best to catch any provider in the morning if you can.

[StayAnonymous]

Glad you had a fun time. Poor Jasmine, between the two of us I'm starting to wonder if there's something to keep you long lasting in that wine of hers haha.

Make that the three of us. Red red wine. Great experience and will definitely repeat. She knows how to make you feel good eh. Was my first time dropping this kind of dough on a provider but it was worth it. Is anyone else known to provide a similar authentic feeing GFE as miss Jasmine?

[Shinshi]

I just want to make sure I do things right, and not accidentally do something that's going to get me instantly blacklisted because I didn't know any better.

How does one go about finding out rates if they're not listed? Seems like being blunt is frowned upon.

Are tips basically expected? If so, what's a reasonable tip amount?

Should I even bother with a shower at home, since it seems like most providers make you shower on arrival? Or am I being naive and misunderstanding what a shower means.

I think I read that you should beat the meat once right before meeting, should you?

Any other common-not-so-common knowledge pointers would be appreciated.

Saying "hello" is always a good place to start when greeting someone, haha! If rates aren't listed, simply ask by the 2nd or 3rd text. They shouldn't be offended when the omission is on their end. And if they do end up copping an attitude, fuck them. You're better off avoiding their nonsense anyway. Be polite, straightforward, and tactful in all your communications--and you should be fine the majority of the time.

As in the food industry, tips aren't mandatory. They're a reward for quality service and are always appreciated. If the provider gave you a fantastic time, by all means tip them an extra 10 - 80 (really dependent on the original agreed total). And if the experience was mechanical, shitty or plain false advertising, give only what you agreed upon and not a cent more. Give nothing if the session hasn't even started & you realize the whole thing's a train wreck to jump clear of.

Regarding showers--come on dude. Yes, you should always shower. I typically do so a few hours prior to seeing a provider, as well as in the morning when I wake up. You don't have to do a 30 minute, meticulous, full body scrub-down. But going into a session all fresh & clean significantly improves your standing and the chances of an amazing time. And besides, shower fun can be had, especially at K-girl agencies. I mean, why wouldn't you want their soapy hands roaming all over along with a preview BBBJ to kick things off?

As for "pre-gaming" right before a session, I personally don't do that. However, I get why others do so before seeing their favorites & to ensure they'll last a little longer. It's up to you, but I can understand the reasoning behind it.

A few things I'll add that have served me well in all my years hobbying: avoid paying at the start of a session (unless it's an agency or reliable provider); never pay before meeting (PBM); avoid using CashApp if possible; don't ever buy gift cards & offer the code on the back; don't eat a huge meal right before; dress somewhat nicely (avoid the tanktop, shorts, and flipflops); groom your facial hair & nether regions; and know when to walk away if something seems out of place or you've been lied to.

There's more I'm probably forgetting, but all this should keep you safe while increasing your chances at a fun time. Cheers!

[PixelsAndGrids]

Since the latina thread is dead thought I'd post here. ANyone seen this one? Or know of a latina in the area? Thanks.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/reston/12783289.html

The Falls Church Latina seems to have closed shop. No other leads besides the occasional posts on the forum and the CS on the other sites.

[Vamassage Fan]

Anybody ever seen this one? I see her postings every once in awhile.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1457234

Looks very similar to Heidi on WYP. I offered her $$ but she has not accepted (after she had tabbed me as a favorite), so I guess she wants more. Your ad confirms she is likely a pro.

[SecondaryBackU]

I just want to make sure I do things right, and not accidentally do something that's going to get me instantly blacklisted because I didn't know any better.

How does one go about finding out rates if they're not listed? Seems like being blunt is frowned upon.

Are tips basically expected? If so, what's a reasonable tip amount?

Should I even bother with a shower at home, since it seems like most providers make you shower on arrival? Or am I being naive and misunderstanding what a shower means.

I think I read that you should beat the meat once right before meeting, should you?

Any other common-not-so-common knowledge pointers would be appreciated.

[MadeYoulLook29]

Also, I actually agree with you on your side note. But not sure why you brought it up here. I don't think anyone mentioned kissing Dee (or anyone, inexpensive seeing a lot of guys). If Dee was low volume, and only had 2 guys BBBJCIM before you, then you are ok DFK with her? To each, his own. I think / hope everyone understands we're all communal. Unless there are some guys out there that actually believe "I don't usually do this" LOL.

Yeah bro someone mentioned that they got Destiny to agree to LGFE and then tried to kiss her and she declined. LOL so no I didn't just randomly pull that out my backside. Me personally, since you asked. I don't kiss communal mouth. And I don't put my bare member in communal vajay. Just don't want the experience to keep on giving if you know what I mean. Lol

[Tom McAn]

OMG rabbit, If I had known it was Dee, Woodbridge, I would definitely not have seen her. But my search for Destiny, showed mixed reviews, and I relied on a positive recommendation from a senior I've contacted before. Plus It's always YMMV, and I've had good experiences with people with mixed / negative reviews. And although I know not to trust EB reviews, there were many positive reviews and comments on her EB profile using same phone #. Dee's posts had her in Waldorf earlier this month also, and I had seen positive reviews of a destiny in Waldorf (apparently different destiny. Damn you actual Destiny Waldorf for being good). I thought I had done my due diligence.

There is a longtime provider in Waldorf named Destiny who occasionally ventured elsewhere, including Northern Virginia, prior to the pandemic. She is quite popular; I've contacted her multiple times over the years but have never been able to set up a meeting. This Destiny, aka Destinee, isn't everyone's cup of tea; she's a thick exotic tattooed MILF. However, she gets consistently good reviews, especially with regard to her French technique. Here's a link to her ad; you can see there's a clear difference between her and the other Destiny.

https://southern-maryland.skipthegam...o/486899394853

[BMax986]

The review board is really tearing this chick a new one. LOL it seems if anything this chick is suffering from being fk'd til madness. Judging by the reviews. "overbooking" means she probably has lots of mileage. And I haven't seen her but tried to once and her price point is very good. Which means more guys coming. So yes cut her some slack LOL she's going to have some good and bad days seeing that many guys. All of them asking the world of her for as little money as possible. So that would explain the mixed reviews.

Side note. I don't understand why anybody would want to kiss a chick in the mouth knowing she sees so many guys (fairly inexpensive) and that she does do BBBJ. That mouth is communal fellas.

Sad thing is, I WAS cutting her some slack. I acknowledged several times that YMMV, because obviously, it's always YMMV. Saying she had mixed reviews was being kind, at least her reviews on this forum. Many girls overbook and have a lot of mileage. I've seen girls who have previous complaints of ghosting, dead fish, scamming, bf / pimp knocking on door, even pulling a knife. But I assess those reports in context to the totally of their reviews. I understand there are many variables in negative reviews. If in doubt, I PM with other seniors for their input. Took a bit of convincing to see that girl accused of pulling a knife. But it worked out well. A fellow senior I pm with had a good experience with destiny, which I mentioned. He had a different YMMV result than I did. Although I do question his judgement a bit now, LOL. But there's a preponderance of evidence that the negative reviews reflect a relatively common experience, rather than the occasional outlier. As I said, if I had known it was Dee Woodbridge, I would not have seen her. Doesn't mean some guys can't be having a good experience with her, but Dee's reviews and reputation speak for themselves, at least for me.

Since you selected this quote to respond to, I'm not sure if you were bothered by me referring to her as the worst? Yeah, my worst experience ever, yes. The absolute worst? I rarely speak in absolute terms. If you didn't read her link, I was just playing on the words in her ad. She says in her ad she's "on her worst behavior", and I would have to agree.

Also, I actually agree with you on your side note. But not sure why you brought it up here. I don't think anyone mentioned kissing Dee (or anyone, inexpensive seeing a lot of guys). If Dee was low volume, and only had 2 guys BBBJCIM before you, then you are ok DFK with her? To each, his own. I think / hope everyone understands we're all communal. Unless there are some guys out there that actually believe "I don't usually do this" LOL.

[Tomk2323]

Saw great reviews of Hosi on the Philly board. Apparently she was booked solid up there so I made an appointment early When I saw the appear on the website. She does have a stunning little body. A small but way more bubbly butt than most K girls. Nice fake titties And a trim rockhard little waist. She's also fun but a little too scripted for my taste. English isn't really good enough to take a direction. She does aim to please And offers the typical fairly open menu you would be used to. I think she's fairly new but I can't be sure.

Thanks for the feedback. If you had to score what would you give her on face, body, performance?