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[Chad Adler]

I agree with Chad's response, but with a caveat. Agree. I haven't been anywhere that GFE translates to BBFS. GFE is more like a girlfriend. Foreplay, some kissing (could be open or closed lips), etc. PSE most places means she has a more open and playful menu. Here is the caveat. On the west coast, PSE = BBFS. If you see that in Cali, expect open mouth kissing and BBFS. There are some other places where PSE translates to BBFS, but there are only a handful of locations. Other than the caveat, agree with Chad.

I may have gone too far in criticizing this area for having different definitions of terms than the rest of the country. What it really comes down to is a problem with thinking a girl has any clue which boxes she checked when she first wrote the ad she keeps reposting for months at a time.

But for the specific example at hand, if a girl is filling out a form to place an ad on an escort site, and she checks the box next to "GFE" but doesn't check the box next to "BBBJ," and you assume you're going to get a blowjob without a condom, you're the one who made the mistake.

[Girls1]

Someone should talk her into advertising 'incall' ahead of time for a special weekend.

She could post for a week or so beforehand saying that she'd have 'incall' (weekend of May 14,15, and 16th for example), and line up some appointments.

This would more than pay for the room as a lot of mongers that can't host would like to see her.

I talked with her. Last week she was on vacation and was unavailable this week. I miss her like you. She is going to have to take the big load I am saving up for her when she returns.

She showed me some new body art. I hope we all get to see it soon. I miss her sexy little body.

[Round]

Has anyone seen Row lately haven't seen her posting and haven't been able to reach her.

I talked with her. Last week she was on vacation and was unavailable this week. I miss her like you. She is going to have to take the big load I am saving up for her when she returns.

She showed me some new body art. I hope we all get to see it soon. I miss her sexy little body.

[Love The Lips]

She is not lying, sometimes the Girl Friend Experience is being a ***** and not giving you shit.

Conrad you win the prize for the best reply in this thread! That's funny and true! I do feel sorry for the guys that have girlfriends that make them wrap it up for a BJ and skewed their idea of what GFE means, bummer!!

[OddJob69]

I agree Clyde. Grand Rapids is the only forum I've come across where people assume GFE means "no condom." A girlfriend experience is more about sensuality - kissing and hugging and stuff. I've had girlfriends I've used condoms with. BBBJ means "no condom blow job." BBFS means "no condom intercourse". PSE means the experience is like sex with a pornstar. I've seen pornography with condoms too, but usually not during a BJ.

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GFE and PSE should be more about the mood of the date, not specific activities. BBBJ and BBFS are specific activities that you can be called out for false advertising about. Providers don't necessarily read this forum and stay up to date on your interpretation of an abbreviation.

I agree with Chad's response, but with a caveat. Agree. I haven't been anywhere that GFE translates to BBFS. GFE is more like a girlfriend. Foreplay, some kissing (could be open or closed lips), etc. PSE most places means she has a more open and playful menu. Here is the caveat. On the west coast, PSE = BBFS. If you see that in Cali, expect open mouth kissing and BBFS. There are some other places where PSE translates to BBFS, but there are only a handful of locations. Other than the caveat, agree with Chad.

[Comrad]

Can anyone help me out with some providers who squirt like a fountain I haven't had much luck finding any there definitely some hotties I like to dream about but I'm trying to itch my squirt fetish. Thanks.

If you don't mind a bigger girl Ms Adorable can squirt a country mile.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/498201264606

[Comrad]

My point is, if they check "GFE" and not "BBBJ" on their list of services, they probably have a different definition of one of those terms than you do.

Skylar selected only "GFE" when she was posting her ad. She made it a point not to promise specific activities. A lot of providers check most of the boxes and try to upcharge for some of the activities they claim they do. Some don't even know which boxes they've checked. It's ignorant to assume you're going to receive a service without discussing it first. Isn't that why we don't hand over our money up front?

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Grand Rapids seems to think that the fact that a girl selects a box next to "GFE" on a list of services means there's a guarantee they're going to get a BBBJ. Prepare to be disappointed.

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Skip the Games lists them as separate options. GFE equals BBBJ only in the Grand Rapids forum on this site.

She is not lying, sometimes the Girl Friend Experience is being a ***** and not giving you shit.

[MadHat]

Anyone had a dream with this one.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/499470052570

Any info, thank you.

She is not worth it I saw her last night. She was 2 hours late not sure if the pics are her. Everything is covered and she is in and out as fast as she could.

I will not see her again.

[Member #6094]

Has anyone seen Row lately haven't seen her posting and haven't been able to reach her.

[Tuna2500]

Can anyone help me out with some providers who squirt like a fountain I haven't had much luck finding any there definitely some hotties I like to dream about but I'm trying to itch my squirt fetish. Thanks.

Try Adorable Rose, from what I have heard she is a squirter.

[CarlHannogan]

Can anyone help me out with some providers who squirt like a fountain I haven't had much luck finding any there definitely some hotties I like to dream about but I'm trying to itch my squirt fetish. Thanks.

[TeeMich]

What a surprise.

Set up an appointment to see sweet baby Jane and she brought JaminJamie with her. Wow I didn't know they knew each other. They said they've been friends for a long time.

It was an awesome date.

I will repeat.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/745232239845

Funny, I set up an appointment with SBJ. She replied pretty quick. I told her it would take about 15-20 min to get anywhere in GR. She gave me a location near the airport in a nice hotel and set a time. I said great see you in a few. I happened to be on that side of town. Couple minutes before she set time I texted that I was there. She said she made a mistake and it was a motel on the west side. The difference in hotel was like Hilton vs Lazy-T. Not sure how she could mix them up. Told her if a regular took my spot to just say so. Might try again. Give her the benefit of the doubt, once.

[Masw980]

Good evening mongors.

Anyone had a dream with this one.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/905765871366

Let me know. Thank you.

[Chad Adler]

Clyde your definition of GFE is the exact same as mine. I expect BBBJ, kissing and everything else you listed. I don't expect bbbfs which is something I never would do with these girls.

My point is, if they check "GFE" and not "BBBJ" on their list of services, they probably have a different definition of one of those terms than you do.

Skylar selected only "GFE" when she was posting her ad. She made it a point not to promise specific activities. A lot of providers check most of the boxes and try to upcharge for some of the activities they claim they do. Some don't even know which boxes they've checked. It's ignorant to assume you're going to receive a service without discussing it first. Isn't that why we don't hand over our money up front?

*edit*

Grand Rapids seems to think that the fact that a girl selects a box next to "GFE" on a list of services means there's a guarantee they're going to get a BBBJ. Prepare to be disappointed.

*edit*

Skip the Games lists them as separate options. GFE equals BBBJ only in the Grand Rapids forum on this site.

[Love The Lips]

I'm guessing some of the SPs aren't on the same page as far as the acronyms GFE and PSE.

PSE has always been for me, at least on the Eastside. Everything on the menu sans Greek.

GFE has been lots of mutual pleasure, dfk, daty, BBBJ, digital and post coital cuddling.

Being new to the area. What may differ on the Westside?

TheClyde.

Clyde your definition of GFE is the exact same as mine. I expect BBBJ, kissing and everything else you listed. I don't expect bbbfs which is something I never would do with these girls.