Massage Parlor Reports

[JustAMonger]

I'm going to Chicago next week. What the best place to go get massage with FS. Help me out. Thanks a lot.

You'll just have to read the forum. We all contributed here to make this is a useful forum. There's a lot of good information here. Read through it, see what sounds good to you, go and learn and then come back and tell us how it went!

[Lamer12]

Checked it out. Ok place. 5/10. Wouldn't repeat. For same money, you can get more in CLH.

In a search of a real nuru experience, I am thinking of pulling the trigger on:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/159637

Anyone tried this before? I will report back unless I see negative reviews here.

[Jinurso]

Great review. I'd add that Melissa is around 40 but along with Suzie is totally a girl I would date. So sweet and accommodating. Greek is on the menu with Melissa, but I'm on the smaller side so maybe she was willing for me, but at 3 bill ls tip I was a no go. Suzie used to BBBJ and let me finger the heinie. I think along with her name change that something must've happened (She's a single momma so maybe playing it safe. Both are amazing experiences though, and they'd do doubles together FYI.

I haven't seen Melissa yet but maybe I will. Funny that those are the two girls you would date. They are very different from each other.

I do need to be careful with how many girls I see there because one thing I've learned is that they talk. They compare notes. I don't want to come across as the CLM *****, which could affect the kind of services I get there. I might stick with one or two girls going forward. I'll let others review the rest.

[DJoe86]

I'm going to Chicago next week. What the best place to go get massage with FS. Help me out. Thanks a lot.

[LotsaFunInChi]

I don't think Zeus exists anymore. There is a new building, I think maybe an apartment complex, where Zeus used to be. Maybe it opened up somewhere else under a new name? I am not sure.

It's still there, talent pool is diminished though, I think the hotter girls went to pacifico.

[Iamslobbyist]

Hey guys,

New here. Is either place still worth trying? Anyone been lately to either. Zeus is under a new name when I drive by.

I don't think Zeus exists anymore. There is a new building, I think maybe an apartment complex, where Zeus used to be. Maybe it opened up somewhere else under a new name? I am not sure.

[LotsaFunInChi]

4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

Great review. I'd add that Melissa is around 40 but along with Suzie is totally a girl I would date. So sweet and accommodating. Greek is on the menu with Melissa, but I'm on the smaller side so maybe she was willing for me, but at 3 bill ls tip I was a no go. Suzie used to BBBJ and let me finger the heinie. I think along with her name change that something must've happened (She's a single momma so maybe playing it safe. Both are amazing experiences though, and they'd do doubles together FYI.

[Jinurso]

4-24-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Audrey is gone.

Naomi is gone.

Amy is gone.

Maddie is gone.

Lexi is gone.

Sarah is back.

More info needed:

Sarah. Older MILF who loves sex and is a total GFE provider. Upcharge is based entirely on how much she likes you. Could use another review for more details.

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

[Fit312]

I saw one other provider when walking in who looked OK. Anyone got any intel? Could be Veronica if I heard correctly.

Kelly, formerly of Relax, told me that Jessica and Stephanie also work there. You probably saw Kelly.

[IMissCutler]

Good possibly she changed her name when rotating to a different spa. There are Coco's, Cici's and Anna's all over the place. Very few Pepsi's but a few.

I get how common the name is but I haven't seen anyone that looks like her or fits her description. I wonder if she is just out of the game. I love big naturals and she was just awesome and gave a good massage. I've learned a lot since then though and now get phone numbers.

Also looking forward to reconnecting with Emily if you dudes can slow down on her LOL. She got to love the business though.

[SideTalker]

Yeah, if you're looking for eye candy, this version of Emily ain't it, unfortunately.

I saw one other provider when walking in who looked OK. Anyone got any intel? Could be Veronica if I heard correctly.

[TheFunGuy0077]

Hey guys,

New here. Is either place still worth trying? Anyone been lately to either. Zeus is under a new name when I drive by.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Hey guys, I'm fairly new here and trying to contribute when I can. Love the info you guys share and this blows away the other sites.

Has anyone seen Coco from lolium / Sunkiss. She was a short girl, maybe 5 feet tall but bad big tits. Either a full C or D. She was a little thicker but in a good way. Just was wondering if anyone has ever bumped into her since.

Good possibly she changed her name when rotating to a different spa. There are Coco's, Cici's and Anna's all over the place. Very few Pepsi's but a few.

[Biliator]

That place was hopping with all of you descending upon this place at the same time, all asking for emily. Was able to get half an hour to test her skills.

L2 definitively on point, hardly any massage at all. But as some monger pointed out she has gained some weight. I would actually describe her as quite chubby, looks kinda like a mamasan. For that reason I probably won't repeat, but again, skills are great.

Yeah, if you're looking for eye candy, this version of Emily ain't it, unfortunately.

[SideTalker]

That place was hopping with all of you descending upon this place at the same time, all asking for emily. Was able to get half an hour to test her skills.

L2 definitively on point, hardly any massage at all. But as some monger pointed out she has gained some weight. I would actually describe her as quite chubby, looks kinda like a mamasan. For that reason I probably won't repeat, but again, skills are great.