Massage Parlor Reports

[Jp1225]

Totally off topic for the newly formed "Unicorn" thread, but here is an actual massage review nonetheless.

ScheduleD a 30 min nuru with Craigslist Lola in Pontiac. Directed me to her townhouse (likely a section 8 housing complex) so that was a little sketchy. But you are able to park out front and walk right up to her place. Pretty clean, has massage table in bedroom. She is naked in a robe. She is attractive. Thick curvy figure, pretty face. Massage was brief and above average. Is NOT a nuru massage, simply a naked body rub. She allows touching and gives a decent but not very enthusiastic hand finish. Her rate was 120 for 30 minutes (which she timed). I was able to finish but did not tip any additional (and she did not ask or seem to expect). Seemed to indicate that more service may be available in future but given that her "nuru" description is quite misleading I think it was only talk to get me to come back.

Was not horrible but not worth repeating when I can make the same drive for Jenny at PT nails for far better service.

[Nknk789]

I'll start this by saying that I'd never go raw with a provider. Til a recent dream.

I like variety. So I rotate AMP's looking for the unicorn we're all in search of. Last Monday I dropped into an oakland county AMP and was greeted by an attractive spinner mid to late 30's about 5'5" maybe 125 lbs (that's my sweet spot, Just my type). She put on her mask as she approached me and asked if I had an appointment to which I responded no and she led me to a room and closed the door. . 7 for 1 hour and. 5 for 30 min I opted for the hour. I paid, she left, I stripped and assumed the position. She returned and began the massage with heavy pressure and a nice technique. Not much teasing to speak of so I began the leg rubbing and roaming with no resistence. On the flip I roamed OTC and no resistence which led to fiv (wow) still no resistence. She nestled beside my ear and whispered "yu so sexy" while rubbing my junk and I said "I want to fuk you". She smiled, said nothing and continued to let me explore fiv. I took my wet finger and sniffed to see what I was working with and a beautiful fragrant whiff of nothingness. I am now losing my mind with excitement and surprise. I whispered, I want to taste you and she crawled onto my chest (I can't beleive this is happening) and she pulls her tights down and her g-string and planted just above my nose. There is no way I would ever partake in my right mind. But I did. Bliss for 5 minutes till she made me blow w / HJ. Cleaned me up w / hot towels. I tipped. 5 and told her I'd be back in a week.

I returned this Monday (in my dream) She was happy to see me and took me back to the room, I paid for 1 hr. Got a great massage for 30 minutes but the outcome this time was raw FS with civ (I would never do that), she mounted cg and I blew within 5 minutes but she kept riding for another 8-10 minutes. She said that I am not to see any of the other girls there. She also said after that if I told any of the other girls there or anyone else she would not see me again. Thats why in this dream I don't mention location or name. We never discussed tip, I tipped. 8 and expect to see this diamond regularly. I'm very uncomfortable whith the raw and the daty. But she is a very sexy MILF. I just hope that I don't develop any symptoms. I know this sux because I can't name the place but you should know there are unicorns among us.

Good luck and regarding going raw. Do as I say not as I do.

Stay safe.

SN.

Any chance to get a location? Thank.

[ByTemexo]

Hi All. I am from Washington State and in town to care for an elderly parent. I arrived Friday night, leaving Sunday, and determined I need a massage+ before my flight home.

I am looking over the threads in the spare time I have but wondering if there are suggestions for the following:

- Good to great massage.

- Younger (35 or below).

- Great body. I am an ass guy.

- Open for duo session.

This could be an AMP or an independent provider anywhere within an 90 min drive north of the airport Extra requested are really open menu.

I am happy to share info from Seattle, and appreciate any data you are willing to share. I will continue to read threads but it is so hard to find the best suggestions.

Thanks!

[HighFlier1222]

I used to visit pre COVID, but haven't been there in a while. Recommend?.

[CommonSteve666]

I believe those who posted about unicorns just wanted to have some fun with the readers of this forum and described an experience sure to get people worked up. I think it's working. A hot, decent looking, non ancient provider willing to do all that? If we're in LA, I don't doubt it. Around here? Can't help but wonder.

[ALotNohsin]

Hey, your inbox is full. I'm willing to trade one or two UTR girls I know. Clear your inbox and send me a PM, trust me you would want to know what I have to share. Rest of you if you DM me based on this post, trade for a trade only.

After following your clues I have been to Spring Massage but there was a sign on the door "Closed for health", then went to Asian Health Spa, drew Nicole. Very hot girl in her 30-40's, huge jugs and back side. Massage was very solid but no HE, didn't even allow me to touch her. Didn't get the vibe more can be available. Cost was 80 for hour tipped 20. At the front desk saw another MILF looking girl who also looked good, she was skinnier and maybe a bit older. Will probably go back and try her next. I wasn't done, so went to sub next for a 30 min massage, drew Hanna. You guys know the rest.

I'll start this by saying that I'd never go raw with a provider. Til a recent dream.

I like variety. So I rotate AMP's looking for the unicorn we're all in search of. Last Monday I dropped into an oakland county AMP and was greeted by an attractive spinner mid to late 30's about 5'5" maybe 125 lbs (that's my sweet spot, Just my type). She put on her mask as she approached me and asked if I had an appointment to which I responded no and she led me to a room and closed the door. . 7 for 1 hour and. 5 for 30 min I opted for the hour. I paid, she left, I stripped and assumed the position. She returned and began the massage with heavy pressure and a nice technique. Not much teasing to speak of so I began the leg rubbing and roaming with no resistence. On the flip I roamed OTC and no resistence which led to fiv (wow) still no resistence. She nestled beside my ear and whispered "yu so sexy" while rubbing my junk and I said "I want to fuk you". She smiled, said nothing and continued to let me explore fiv. I took my wet finger and sniffed to see what I was working with and a beautiful fragrant whiff of nothingness. I am now losing my mind with excitement and surprise. I whispered, I want to taste you and she crawled onto my chest (I can't beleive this is happening) and she pulls her tights down and her g-string and planted just above my nose. There is no way I would ever partake in my right mind. But I did. Bliss for 5 minutes till she made me blow w / HJ. Cleaned me up w / hot towels. I tipped. 5 and told her I'd be back in a week.

I returned this Monday (in my dream) She was happy to see me and took me back to the room, I paid for 1 hr. Got a great massage for 30 minutes but the outcome this time was raw FS with civ (I would never do that), she mounted cg and I blew within 5 minutes but she kept riding for another 8-10 minutes. She said that I am not to see any of the other girls there. She also said after that if I told any of the other girls there or anyone else she would not see me again. Thats why in this dream I don't mention location or name. We never discussed tip, I tipped. 8 and expect to see this diamond regularly. I'm very uncomfortable whith the raw and the daty. But she is a very sexy MILF. I just hope that I don't develop any symptoms. I know this sux because I can't name the place but you should know there are unicorns among us.

Good luck and regarding going raw. Do as I say not as I do.

Stay safe.

SN.

[Bvretr69]

I'll start this by saying that I'd never go raw with a provider. Til a recent dream.

I like variety. So I rotate AMP's looking for the unicorn we're all in search of. Last Monday I dropped into an oakland county AMP and was greeted by an attractive spinner mid to late 30's about 5'5" maybe 125 lbs (that's my sweet spot, Just my type). She put on her mask as she approached me and asked if I had an appointment to which I responded no and she led me to a room and closed the door. . 7 for 1 hour and. 5 for 30 min I opted for the hour.

Your inbox is full. LOL.

[TeeTime69]

Dear God, let it be Lucy or Kitty but not Judy. That is all.

I'll start this by saying that I'd never go raw with a provider. Til a recent dream.

I like variety. So I rotate AMP's looking for the unicorn we're all in search of. Last Monday I dropped into an oakland county AMP and was greeted by an attractive spinner mid to late 30's about 5'5" maybe 125 lbs (that's my sweet spot, Just my type). She put on her mask as she approached me and asked if I had an appointment to which I responded no and she led me to a room and closed the door. . 7 for 1 hour and. 5 for 30 min I opted for the hour. I paid, she left, I stripped and assumed the position. She returned and began the massage with heavy pressure and a nice technique. Not much teasing to speak of so I began the leg rubbing and roaming with no resistence. On the flip I roamed OTC and no resistence which led to fiv (wow) still no resistence. She nestled beside my ear and whispered "yu so sexy" while rubbing my junk and I said "I want to fuk you". She smiled, said nothing and continued to let me explore fiv. I took my wet finger and sniffed to see what I was working with and a beautiful fragrant whiff of nothingness. I am now losing my mind with excitement and surprise. I whispered, I want to taste you and she crawled onto my chest (I can't beleive this is happening) and she pulls her tights down and her g-string and planted just above my nose. There is no way I would ever partake in my right mind. But I did. Bliss for 5 minutes till she made me blow w / HJ. Cleaned me up w / hot towels. I tipped. 5 and told her I'd be back in a week.

I returned this Monday (in my dream) She was happy to see me and took me back to the room, I paid for 1 hr. Got a great massage for 30 minutes but the outcome this time was raw FS with civ (I would never do that), she mounted cg and I blew within 5 minutes but she kept riding for another 8-10 minutes. She said that I am not to see any of the other girls there. She also said after that if I told any of the other girls there or anyone else she would not see me again. Thats why in this dream I don't mention location or name. We never discussed tip, I tipped. 8 and expect to see this diamond regularly. I'm very uncomfortable whith the raw and the daty. But she is a very sexy MILF. I just hope that I don't develop any symptoms. I know this sux because I can't name the place but you should know there are unicorns among us.

Good luck and regarding going raw. Do as I say not as I do.

Stay safe.

SN.

[ODawg]

O'dawg I think you and I are almost neighbors. Maybe we should carpool to Jackson and you take Mikki and I take Hannah and save some gas $$. This is all if SandersNut doesn't tell us where he went. After reading his posting, I immediately went to the oriental massage located on Walton and Livernois next to Lucky's Steakhouse.

These chicks nowadays give up trying to massage me because I'm too big but not pudgy. I nowadays use that as my cue to offer to massage them. Someone times I get these chicks naked. In this instance, I got pants down and was trying to spread her ass cheeks open for some dato / daty action but wouldn't give it up. She saw me with a knot of 20's in my hand too when I paid the 0. 8 house fee. I sucked on some titties and finger banged her UTC when she jerked me off. So cross that Oakland county AMP off of a "list" of places that Sanders Nut may have went to.

I have been mongering for 10 years and I know the lay of the land. From Saginaw to Riverview from Eastpointe to Holland. The other 2 potential spots he may have went to was Spring Massage located on South Blvd just east of Crooks across from Chase and Next to Billy Sim's ribs and Rite Aid. My other thought was he ventured into Troy and went to the one place on the southbound side, just south of 18.

Thoughts?

Hey man doesn't sound too crazy for me hahahaha. That drive to mikki is terrible for real. I would be hard pressed to think that he got it from spring massage there's just no way. As for the other one, I haven't been there so I can't say. I've heard about lucky massage a few years ago but never tested it out. Idk why this man just doesn't help the other senior members in this forum, WTF else is this place for.

[OnTheRoad2019]

Can you post a link for her?

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

[CarpetMunchr69]

Coolidge and LL is very close to where I am, so if you could please throw me a bone or a hint or anything I would greatly appreciate it. I hate having to drive so far for what I'm looking for. Lmk what I can do to help you as well. PM is open too. Stay safe.

O'dawg I think you and I are almost neighbors. Maybe we should carpool to Jackson and you take Mikki and I take Hannah and save some gas $$. This is all if SandersNut doesn't tell us where he went. After reading his posting, I immediately went to the oriental massage located on Walton and Livernois next to Lucky's Steakhouse.

These chicks nowadays give up trying to massage me because I'm too big but not pudgy. I nowadays use that as my cue to offer to massage them. Someone times I get these chicks naked. In this instance, I got pants down and was trying to spread her ass cheeks open for some dato / daty action but wouldn't give it up. She saw me with a knot of 20's in my hand too when I paid the 0. 8 house fee. I sucked on some titties and finger banged her UTC when she jerked me off. So cross that Oakland county AMP off of a "list" of places that Sanders Nut may have went to.

I have been mongering for 10 years and I know the lay of the land. From Saginaw to Riverview from Eastpointe to Holland. The other 2 potential spots he may have went to was Spring Massage located on South Blvd just east of Crooks across from Chase and Next to Billy Sim's ribs and Rite Aid. My other thought was he ventured into Troy and went to the one place on the southbound side, just south of 18.

Thoughts?

[MongerMan313]

Can you share where you had this at. Was it Shiatsu on mound or deq by chance?

LOL I think it should be obvious by now he only said that to try to find out who SN's unicorn is when they "compare" who their respective unicorn providers are over PM.

"oh hey, who's your unicorn? Mine is such and such from this spa and she does the exact same thing yours does. If it's not the same provider, we can trade unicorn information. Look I already told you who mine is out of goodwill".

SN said he saw his on Monday in Oakland county. TJ said he saw his "yesterday" when he posted on Wednesday, ie. On Tuesday in Sterling Heights, claiming he knows who it is because of the identical techniques. So we're to believe this same provider switched AMPs within one day in the next county over?

The beauty in the trick is he could've been making it completely up (and likely is) but it wouldn't be verified until later. In the meantime, he finds out who the other provider is. Having such a similar unicorn but in a different city would hopefully pique SN's interest enough to trade unicorn information to verify. Either that or TJ just fucked up and wrote the wrong location. The trick is worth pulling in both instances.

The "I'm feeling sketched out ever since" was a nice touch to empathize and build rapport over SN's concerns over going raw.

I literally look for inconsistencies and people's bullshit for a living and try to entrap them in my job. Look at TJ's post history. He brags about being fit, working out 6 days a week, good looking, in his late 20's, and how sharply he dresses as a way to justify getting more than the average monger at these AMPs ("I've gotten more at these places but it's rare. Good luck getting even close to what I'm getting" is the impression you get when reading his massage guide). Claiming he too found a unicorn providing the same services completely fits his profile while serving the purpose of trying to find out who the other unicorn is. Of course, I realize this is a heuristic done from incomplete information, but TJ probably knows I'm dangerously close to dissecting his motives and figuring him out. We all know he'll never admit it.

This can be completely cleared up if either poster reveals more specific information of course. Or maybe I pulled my own trick / psychological warfare to try to get them to tell who their unicorns are.

[Mr Regular]

Thanks for the information. What's the noise factor there with just curtains.

Hardly any noise at all, there's a long hall way that has a few room (s) on both sides of the hall, there's 2 rooms on one side and 1 or 2 room (s) on the other side, and the most you'll hear is if someone comes in while your session is on going, & if another girl is available, she'll walk with the new arrival down the hall to another room, and maybe or maybe not, they'll walk past the room your in? And at most you'll hear a bit of conversation between them as they stroll by your closed curtain doorway? The providers at Famous are very polite & friendly.

[SpasRhealing]

I had a very similar experience to SandersNut yesterday at an AMP in Sterling Heights. The whole climbing up onto the chest and sitting on the face was identical and I think I know who he's talking about. Been feeling kind of sketched out ever since though.

SN your inbox is full, but PM me if you want.

Can you share where you had this at. Was it Shiatsu on mound or deq by chance?

[IAmNotMe]

All the massage parlors in Sterling Heights have curtains per city law, correct.

It's particularly useful for when you want to sync blowing your load with the monger in the room next to you during the HE since you can hear each other.

😂 LOL, thanks but no thanks. No offense but if I'm going to sync getting off with someone it's going to be with the chick I'm with but that's not going to happen at an AMP.