Massage Parlor Reports

[MongerMan313]

I can understand why you say Iffy. But I was just giving out good info. That was all. I like your thoughts tho. Very true. These women have lives and personalities. Not just objects. Good perspective!

Sorry, I wasn't directing the "iffy" comment towards you but the 2 reports on 2 unicorns having identical techniques.

[DaveL7]

Thanks for the story. Just to clarify my position, I'm not saying unicorns don't happen. They absolutely exist and these things can happen. It was just the last 2 reports when taken together seem a little iffy to me.

My own unicorn story is that of a well regarded escort probably 5-6 years ago. I saw her at first as just a regular client, but eventually we became FWB and BBFS was on the table and she stopped making me pay for it. One of things she told me that I'd never forget was that she wished we had met each other in a different way.

She's since gotten married and has had a kid and I'm genuinely happy for her.

It's easy in this hobby to get caught up and be entirely focused on the bottom line: getting off, trying to get as much as you can for the money, finding the hottest girl who will do everything you want. That you forget you're dealing with real people and not simply fuck objects for our own pleasure. They fall in love, catch feelings, get attached or can be complete assholes like the rest of us can be.

I can understand why you say Iffy. But I was just giving out good info. That was all. I like your thoughts tho. Very true. These women have lives and personalities. Not just objects. Good perspective!

[MongerMan313]

Years ago, my first naughty massage went this way.

It wasn't an Asian, nor in a commercial setting.

We actually met over a Starbucks so I could scope her out and allay my LE fears. I followed her a few miles to a motel. So naive then about her not having a portable massage table.

She had told me she got topless on the flip. Why wait was my counter. She complied. A nice 25 year old body, former dancer I learned later. I'm more than 30 years older. Haven't been been with anyone that young since I was 30.

When she straddled me in 69, I could literally see she was wet. First daty in about 6-7 years at the time. Think menopause at home.

Our meetings continued a few months, plenty of daty. It always got her off. Showered together after the hour was up.

Thanks for the story. Just to clarify my position, I'm not saying unicorns don't happen. They absolutely exist and these things can happen. It was just the last 2 reports when taken together seem a little iffy to me.

My own unicorn story is that of a well regarded escort probably 5-6 years ago. I saw her at first as just a regular client, but eventually we became FWB and BBFS was on the table and she stopped making me pay for it. One of things she told me that I'd never forget was that she wished we had met each other in a different way.

She's since gotten married and has had a kid and I'm genuinely happy for her.

It's easy in this hobby to get caught up and be entirely focused on the bottom line: getting off, trying to get as much as you can for the money, finding the hottest girl who will do everything you want. That you forget you're dealing with real people and not simply fuck objects for our own pleasure. They fall in love, catch feelings, get attached or can be complete assholes like the rest of us can be.

[DaveL7]

Well after a while of lurking I finally set up an appointment with Bonita. And I'm so mad that I waited this long to do it!

Not only is she a total hot MILF. But she's the nicest person! Seriously, I could have just sat and talked to her for hours. But of course, I did not. The body slide was amazing. And she was very open to direction. If you are not a FS kind of monger, she should be your next stop.

I can't wait to get back and visit her.

I've read a review that said she sends you off really oiled. She cleaned me up very well. Plus I had some wet wipes and a different shirt to change into to avoid smelling too much when I got home to my SO.

Do yourself a favor and go see Bonita!

Totally agree! She is a total MILF. Reasonable price and very nice. And I think totally under rated she always honors her appointments. I had an appointment set up with another provider. One my favorites, and she cancelled on my one hour before. I was a bit disappointed. So I just texted Bonita and set up my appointment. The only one that I've found who always honors her appointment is Bonita and Natasha. And both are very fun.

[MongerMan313]

Well after a while of lurking I finally set up an appointment with Bonita. And I'm so mad that I waited this long to do it!

Not only is she a total hot MILF. But she's the nicest person! Seriously, I could have just sat and talked to her for hours. But of course, I did not. The body slide was amazing. And she was very open to direction. If you are not a FS kind of monger, she should be your next stop.

I can't wait to get back and visit her.

I've read a review that said she sends you off really oiled. She cleaned me up very well. Plus I had some wet wipes and a different shirt to change into to avoid smelling too much when I got home to my SO.

Do yourself a favor and go see Bonita!

I agree. I highly recommend seeing her when she does duos with Lisa. Lisa is HOT with a body to die for.

On another note, I recently saw Jenny at PT. Reports are accurate. GFE, BBFS (but not CIP) and a totally classy establishment. Rooms are very well done and it makes you feel at ease. She does remember me from when she was at Saigon though, so not sure what kind of service you get if it's your first time with her.

[OnTheRoad2019]

Well after a while of lurking I finally set up an appointment with Bonita. And I'm so mad that I waited this long to do it!

Not only is she a total hot MILF. But she's the nicest person! Seriously, I could have just sat and talked to her for hours. But of course, I did not. The body slide was amazing. And she was very open to direction. If you are not a FS kind of monger, she should be your next stop.

I can't wait to get back and visit her.

I've read a review that said she sends you off really oiled. She cleaned me up very well. Plus I had some wet wipes and a different shirt to change into to avoid smelling too much when I got home to my SO.

Do yourself a favor and go see Bonita!

[TeeTime69]

Years ago, my first naughty massage went this way.

It wasn't an Asian, nor in a commercial setting.

We actually met over a Starbucks so I could scope her out and allay my LE fears. I followed her a few miles to a motel. So naive then about her not having a portable massage table.

She had told me she got topless on the flip. Why wait was my counter. She complied. A nice 25 year old body, former dancer I learned later. I'm more than 30 years older. Haven't been been with anyone that young since I was 30.

When she straddled me in 69, I could literally see she was wet. First daty in about 6-7 years at the time. Think menopause at home.

Our meetings continued a few months, plenty of daty. It always got her off. Showered together after the hour was up.

Just to follow up on my thoughts]

Based on these reports, there are not only 1 but 2 unicorns in the area in Oakland and Macomb, providing service so similar and indistinguishable that it fooled one monger into thinking the other provider was the same one he got but if we take the reports at face value, we can only arrive at a few possible conclusions:

1) it is indeed the same provider but she travels to multiple AMPs.

2) there are indeed 2 unicorns not only providing the same services but with the same techniques where one would be fooled into thinking they were the same person based on reviews.

3) one or both are exaggerating and / or lying.

I'm not one to straight up accuse someone of lying. I even think there are hints of truth sprinkled throughout. But don't believe everything you read on the internet and use some critical thinking.

[Sizemic]

I contacted her last year and she had relocated out of state.

Thanks for the update, she will be missed.

[MongerMan313]

But SN said his was in Oakland county. Unless this unicorn travels to different AMPs in the area gracing lucky mongers with her presence? Or maybe the 2 unicorns are related or went to the same unicorn school where they learned the same unicorn techniques?

Just to follow up on my thoughts since I hit reply early.

Based on these reports, there are not only 1 but 2 unicorns in the area in Oakland and Macomb, providing service so similar and indistinguishable that it fooled one monger into thinking the other provider was the same one he got but if we take the reports at face value, we can only arrive at a few possible conclusions:

1) it is indeed the same provider but she travels to multiple AMPs.

2) there are indeed 2 unicorns not only providing the same services but with the same techniques where one would be fooled into thinking they were the same person based on reviews.

3) one or both are exaggerating and / or lying.

I'm not one to straight up accuse someone of lying. I even think there are hints of truth sprinkled throughout. But don't believe everything you read on the internet and use some critical thinking.

[MongerMan313]

I had a very similar experience to SandersNut yesterday at an AMP in Sterling Heights. The whole climbing up onto the chest and sitting on the face was identical and I think I know who he's talking about. Been feeling kind of sketched out ever since though.

SN your inbox is full, but PM me if you want.

But SN said his was in Oakland county. Unless this unicorn travels to different AMPs in the area gracing lucky mongers with her presence? Or maybe the 2 unicorns are related or went to the same unicorn school where they learned the same unicorn techniques?

[ODawg]

I am going to use a tophat from now on. I don't know if she has a thing for me or not. I defenitely don't think I'm the only one she has an arrangement with but it's been too dry for too long to want to f. This thing up. I am shocked that I found one in an AMP. I was all about Ana's AAmp's and was just thinking, damn I miss ana's setup. So what I will say is there is probably a lot more diamonds out there than we're aware of. My workplace is on coolidge hwy and long lake and I found my diamond within a 10 minute drive. I probably should have kept it to my self. I posted a week ago after my first encounter if anyone knew of AMP allowing fiv and daty. I can't be the only monger on this site that has had this service. Some of you are just better at not opening this can of worms, I just couldn't keep it to myself. Good hunting.

Coolidge and LL is very close to where I am, so if you could please throw me a bone or a hint or anything I would greatly appreciate it. I hate having to drive so far for what I'm looking for. Lmk what I can do to help you as well. PM is open too. Stay safe.

[HouseOfCards]

Thanks for the info HOC. Wendy had me go see Amy at Vital a couple weeks ago, this is what I can report.

Amy is fit / attractive. Was pleasant and gave a good massage (maybe 6-7/10). A little teasing before flip and a little teasing after but no HE. Not sure if she wasn't comfortable with me (although I came as referral from Wendy who has seen me 3 times and a handy was had each time). So ladies do open up more on future visits but I've found more often than not the ones who are willing to offer endings do so on the first visit. I've actually found in many cases that subsequent visits are sometimes not as good as they were over performing on the first visit to get you to come back.

So I would say Amy is more legit than not and her massage was not all that great. I won't repeat.

Okay, so the looks line up with what the woman I know as Lucy described, which I would expect. Lucy texted me today to let me know that Amy was working at Commerce today to see if I'd like to check her out, but I told her (truthfully) that I work until late and didn't have the free time. Given the conflict between the woman I know as Jenny and Lily, the owner of Vital, it's unlikely that Jenny would refer anyone there. So, the woman you know as Wendy might actually be the woman I know as Lucy. I can text her tomorrow and find out for sure.

On a side note, Lily told me last summer that she's trying to take Vital, Traditional & Terra in a more legit direction, because the various busts in the area have made her nervous and she doesn't want trouble. Amy might just be following orders and you might have a more happy experience with her at Commerce. *shrug* Either way, I'm very happy with the service I get from Jenny and Lucy, so if Amy's massage skills are just average, then I'm not going to go out of my way to see her.

[Argongas]

OK. Looking for a UTR. Or I'll take AMP lady too as long as it's not an M1 type place. I want some semblance of legit massage. I am looking for big nipples. Big areola. Or both. And they aren't 60 years old. Someone suggested JC in Easypointe once but the lady was pretty old. So I need a younger to middle aged woman, prefer American but will take Asian too. Big nipples. And not at one of the FS AMP places. Tall order, I know LOL.

[NaughtyMan]

If you are in this habit for a long time, sometime you might find the unicorn like SandersNut described. Usually I will bring the protection with me just in case I got lucky to be safe. I think all we need is continue exploring and one day you might hit the jackpot. Good luck everyone.

I had a very similar experience to SandersNut yesterday at an AMP in Sterling Heights. The whole climbing up onto the chest and sitting on the face was identical and I think I know who he's talking about. Been feeling kind of sketched out ever since though.

SN your inbox is full, but PM me if you want.

[Tj144]

I had a very similar experience to SandersNut yesterday at an AMP in Sterling Heights. The whole climbing up onto the chest and sitting on the face was identical and I think I know who he's talking about. Been feeling kind of sketched out ever since though.

SN your inbox is full, but PM me if you want.