Massage Parlor Reports

[ChimeMeNow]

Rubmaps was dead then came back online and now appears dead again. Seized?

[Moose21]

I see a number women offering full body massage, most of whom are Asian massage, advertising on a mostly escort site, (which no longer has reviews that have much if any real info or value) prices are in the range of 140 to over 300 for an hour. Anyone have any experience with them, several look very good, but either I am looking in the wrong spots, or there is not much info. Are they that much better than the massage parlors? Also wondering if their stated donation covers it, or if a tip of some amount is added on top of it.

If you post links to the ladies you're interested in maybe we can offer better advice.

[TomaIn]

I see a number women offering full body massage, most of whom are Asian massage, advertising on a mostly escort site, (which no longer has reviews that have much if any real info or value) prices are in the range of 140 to over 300 for an hour. Anyone have any experience with them, several look very good, but either I am looking in the wrong spots, or there is not much info. Are they that much better than the massage parlors? Also wondering if their stated donation covers it, or if a tip of some amount is added on top of it.

It is hit and miss just like the AMP's. A lot of the photos are stock and not the actual lady. I have visited a few and treat their adds just like I would adds on TNA or STG. Strike up a text conversation with them. Ask for a photo from today. I have found that several have really good massage skills and are low volume like the one I reported on the other day. Some are from professional services and rotate just as often as the AMPs. I don't visit any that disable their reviews or won't send a recent photo.

[Froggy2]

I see a number women offering full body massage, most of whom are Asian massage, advertising on a mostly escort site, (which no longer has reviews that have much if any real info or value) prices are in the range of 140 to over 300 for an hour. Anyone have any experience with them, several look very good, but either I am looking in the wrong spots, or there is not much info. Are they that much better than the massage parlors? Also wondering if their stated donation covers it, or if a tip of some amount is added on top of it.

[BiCouple]

I toftt and hit up Zen in Edmonds last week after not getting any info. Got an older 40's lady says her name was Susie. But who knows. The massage was actually pretty damn good, lots of teasing here and there and she really did try to work out my sore muscles which is hard to find some times. I left happy and my back feels a lot better.

To the few in Seattle who enjoy going with their GF or Wife this place has a couples room, I'll report back if we have any luck.

Anyone have anything to report on concerning Couples Massage?

[HiYolomi]

Less than 15 minutes into a mediocre massage, she starts teasing my balls and running her fingers up and down my ass crack. She then tells me to flip over. I say that it was a quick flip and remind her that I paid for an hour. She points to my cock and asks what I want.

Did her massage consist of rubbing your back down with oil until you got a rash? Last time I went I also saw an April, also asked for 1.6 but easily negotiated down. Rode me for 15 minutes and got her to sweat and got me to cum. Seemed like an overall good experience minus the terrible massage. No signs of trying to rush me or scam me. Maybe she was having a terrible day.

Never went back though, because every time I don't see Angela, she somehow appears after the massage and kind of gives me a death stare because I didn't see her. Although she did say "VIP special", I had already spent what I brought. Good luck if you gamble trying to see her again! Thanks for the report and rant.

[TheThinker808]

Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.

Show up and a reasonably attractive masked woman in what I guess to be her 30's greets me following the doorbell ring. She asked me to take off my shoes at the door (which seemed more Japanese than Chinese) and asks how long. I tell her an hour and give her $60.

We go back to the room, I get undressed and lay my not-so svelte naked body face down with no towel. She comes in and asked if I had been there before, I say no, but a friend told me to come. I asked if Angela still works there and she said no. I ask her name and she says "April".

She puts her cellphone on the table right next to my damn ear with it blaring some Asian music. Very annoying. At times, she kinda sings, kinda hums along with the song. Also annoying. JoJo from Tulip used to sing to me and that was sexy. THIS was not!

Less than 15 minutes into a mediocre massage, she starts teasing my balls and running her fingers up and down my ass crack. She then tells me to flip over. I say that it was a quick flip and remind her that I paid for an hour. She points to my cock and asks what I want.

She asks if I want a blowjob and I say sure, how much? $100. I laughed! "$100 usually gets me and then I make the universal pelvic thrusting sex motion. " She said that is $160. I said no thanks, how about just a and then give jackoff hand motion.

She tells me that she has a customer waiting and that I would need to change it to a 30-minute massage. I doubted there was another customer because I didn't hear the doorbell ring and she also never left the room once she started the lame massage. I let her know I wasn't happy with cutting my visit in half.

She tries to convince me to let her jack me off, then have me just wait in the room until she services the other monger, then she will come back and finish the massage. Um, no. She says that we can fuck for $100, but I don't get to wait while she does unspeakables to the "alleged" monger. I reluctantly agreed.

So, for $100 I get to fuck a marginally attractive woman with surprising big tits hidden under a frumpy, non-sexy dress. This will be good, right? Wrong.

She won't take her dress off, just pulls it up to kinda show her large melons. Trouble is, the dress keeps falling down and hiding them from view, so I just see her little mommy pooch belly as she bounces up and down on my cock in CG.

We do that for awhile, but I am not enjoying things because she is obviously trying to get me to cum in record time. Like it was a game show and she would win a prize if I cum in 5 minutes or less! So, I have her get off and then we move to Mish.

Fuck her that way for a bit, then I decide to move to doggy. Pound her in doggy for a bit and she keeps asking me to cum, which doesn't help.

I decide that I want to lay back down and just have her blow me. Dreadful fucking blowjob bedause she seems to be pissed that I haven't cum yet and she decides to take it out on my penis. She alternates sucking so hard that it hurts with a handjob that bordered on "penis assault. ".

I tell her to just stop because she is just ruining the experience. She, her professional sex skills being insulted, gets stubborn and is now determined to make me cum. I tell her to slow down the motion and finally she gets me to where I need to go.

Afterward, she keeps wanting to talk to me about next time. She also says the mysterious other monger left. Yeah, sure he did. She then tells me that Angela will be back in 10 days. I mumble that there won't be a next time. And there won't be.

I don't have as much money as a lot of other mongers, so I need to maximize my pleasure-to-dollar ratio! Horrible customer service like April's is not going to get me to come back to Orchid!

Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!

Rock Chalk.

You know what's weird is they tried to pull this on me too but it was Angela who tried. Another monger came in (I can hear him ask for Angela and the door was cracked a little) asked for her and she asked me if it was okay to wait so she can attend to the other monger and if not another lady will massage me and than Angela would come back. I was super annoyed. Like hey I called ahead of time, asked for Angela and arrived at the time that was agreed upon. It just made the session worse from there. And not to mention man she was pullin some stank down there. I was so turned off I wanted to walk out.

[Belisarius1]

Thanks for TOFTT Rock. Sorry about the experience.

Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.
Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!

Rock Chalk.

[Belisarius1]

Thanks for TOFTT Rock. Sorry about the experience.

Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.
Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!

Rock Chalk.

[HarleySteve]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/195451 Decided to try a private session vs an AMP. Mixed results. The photos are accurate but deceptive. She looks taller in the pics. About 5'2". Nice curves b / c cup and shaved. She has a studio in a decent apartment building. Easy to find. Texting was very easy. She speaks good English. I think she is Indian (dot not feather). Apartment is very clean and no signs of demons. Her focus is on the massage and she was very good at it. I suspect she has had professional training at some point. She will offer a shower before and after if you want to use it. I elected for the full VIP for $$. 4 . She did a good Swedish massage and then before the flip did a few min of B2 B. The flip was ok. Added a cover and did a few min on CBJ. Then she climbed aboard for CG. She wasn't tight but also not sloppy. After a bit, we went to MISH and then I put her on her side for the finish.

The bad part. She barely made any noise. Her girls must be real sensitive as she only allowed very light touching of them and held them most times to keep them from bouncing.

I would repeat for the massage but not pay the full VIP. Never felt rushed and got the full hour. I didn't ask but I don't think bare or greek are on the table with her. YMMV.

Nice write up and information. Her add says her name is Nancy and you called her Karen. More East Indian lady options is good. My experience has been many East Indian ladies are quiet and a few are very kinky once you get to know them.

[RockChalk]

Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.

Show up and a reasonably attractive masked woman in what I guess to be her 30's greets me following the doorbell ring. She asked me to take off my shoes at the door (which seemed more Japanese than Chinese) and asks how long. I tell her an hour and give her $60.

We go back to the room, I get undressed and lay my not-so svelte naked body face down with no towel. She comes in and asked if I had been there before, I say no, but a friend told me to come. I asked if Angela still works there and she said no. I ask her name and she says "April".

She puts her cellphone on the table right next to my damn ear with it blaring some Asian music. Very annoying. At times, she kinda sings, kinda hums along with the song. Also annoying. JoJo from Tulip used to sing to me and that was sexy. THIS was not!

Less than 15 minutes into a mediocre massage, she starts teasing my balls and running her fingers up and down my ass crack. She then tells me to flip over. I say that it was a quick flip and remind her that I paid for an hour. She points to my cock and asks what I want.

She asks if I want a blowjob and I say sure, how much? $100. I laughed! "$100 usually gets me and then I make the universal pelvic thrusting sex motion. " She said that is $160. I said no thanks, how about just a and then give jackoff hand motion.

She tells me that she has a customer waiting and that I would need to change it to a 30-minute massage. I doubted there was another customer because I didn't hear the doorbell ring and she also never left the room once she started the lame massage. I let her know I wasn't happy with cutting my visit in half.

She tries to convince me to let her jack me off, then have me just wait in the room until she services the other monger, then she will come back and finish the massage. Um, no. She says that we can fuck for $100, but I don't get to wait while she does unspeakables to the "alleged" monger. I reluctantly agreed.

So, for $100 I get to fuck a marginally attractive woman with surprising big tits hidden under a frumpy, non-sexy dress. This will be good, right? Wrong.

She won't take her dress off, just pulls it up to kinda show her large melons. Trouble is, the dress keeps falling down and hiding them from view, so I just see her little mommy pooch belly as she bounces up and down on my cock in CG.

We do that for awhile, but I am not enjoying things because she is obviously trying to get me to cum in record time. Like it was a game show and she would win a prize if I cum in 5 minutes or less! So, I have her get off and then we move to Mish.

Fuck her that way for a bit, then I decide to move to doggy. Pound her in doggy for a bit and she keeps asking me to cum, which doesn't help.

I decide that I want to lay back down and just have her blow me. Dreadful fucking blowjob bedause she seems to be pissed that I haven't cum yet and she decides to take it out on my penis. She alternates sucking so hard that it hurts with a handjob that bordered on "penis assault. ".

I tell her to just stop because she is just ruining the experience. She, her professional sex skills being insulted, gets stubborn and is now determined to make me cum. I tell her to slow down the motion and finally she gets me to where I need to go.

Afterward, she keeps wanting to talk to me about next time. She also says the mysterious other monger left. Yeah, sure he did. She then tells me that Angela will be back in 10 days. I mumble that there won't be a next time. And there won't be.

I don't have as much money as a lot of other mongers, so I need to maximize my pleasure-to-dollar ratio! Horrible customer service like April's is not going to get me to come back to Orchid!

Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!

Rock Chalk.

[Rex Hughes]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/195451 Decided to try a private session vs an AMP. Mixed results. The photos are accurate but deceptive. She looks taller in the pics. About 5'2". Nice curves b / c cup and shaved. She has a studio in a decent apartment building. Easy to find. Texting was very easy. She speaks good English. I think she is Indian (dot not feather). Apartment is very clean and no signs of demons. Her focus is on the massage and she was very good at it. I suspect she has had professional training at some point. She will offer a shower before and after if you want to use it. I elected for the full VIP for $$. 4 . She did a good Swedish massage and then before the flip did a few min of B2 B. The flip was ok. Added a cover and did a few min on CBJ. Then she climbed aboard for CG. She wasn't tight but also not sloppy. After a bit, we went to MISH and then I put her on her side for the finish.

The bad part. She barely made any noise. Her girls must be real sensitive as she only allowed very light touching of them and held them most times to keep them from bouncing.

I would repeat for the massage but not pay the full VIP. Never felt rushed and got the full hour. I didn't ask but I don't think bare or greek are on the table with her. YMMV.

I'd love to see a hot East Indian!

Sounds like Karen's service is meh, though.

[ItssHHuk]

Shangri La booker says HE only from now on. No more FS girls.

Which one of you fucked that up LOL.

Was booker only saying that for current girl or will that option change if other girls come back?

[TomaIn]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/195451 Decided to try a private session vs an AMP. Mixed results. The photos are accurate but deceptive. She looks taller in the pics. About 5'2". Nice curves b / c cup and shaved. She has a studio in a decent apartment building. Easy to find. Texting was very easy. She speaks good English. I think she is Indian (dot not feather). Apartment is very clean and no signs of demons. Her focus is on the massage and she was very good at it. I suspect she has had professional training at some point. She will offer a shower before and after if you want to use it. I elected for the full VIP for $$. 4 . She did a good Swedish massage and then before the flip did a few min of B2 B. The flip was ok. Added a cover and did a few min on CBJ. Then she climbed aboard for CG. She wasn't tight but also not sloppy. After a bit, we went to MISH and then I put her on her side for the finish.

The bad part. She barely made any noise. Her girls must be real sensitive as she only allowed very light touching of them and held them most times to keep them from bouncing.

I would repeat for the massage but not pay the full VIP. Never felt rushed and got the full hour. I didn't ask but I don't think bare or greek are on the table with her. YMMV.

[JMirage]

Then she knelt down, lowered her mask, and did this weird move in which she pinned my cock up tight against my body, spread my scrotum tight, and started poking with her tongue right in the middle. I almost laughed it was so comical. She didn't come near anything resembling a BBBJ. After 1 minute of this uncomfortable exercise, I stopped her, got up, and asked her to go get Lucy.

Oh well, now I've got to find another gem in the area! The search continues!

You are now responsible for naming that strange move.