Massage Parlor Reports

[BadMf]

Germany also has FKK clubs. Literally "nudist clubs" - where you run around bare ass naked with all the other mongers and 20-30 girls who are also bare ass naked and it's pretty much anything goes. You can bang them in the middle of everything with an audience if you're into that, or you can go to a private room. Eastern Europe can be a lot of fun too. I won't get into too many details as that tends to annoy people here, but Czech Republic is awesome.

Bro in Kiev, you don't even need to spend money. Straight prostitutes models cost $20-30. But no one goes to them, because women are easy and love sex, I lived there for like 4 years had ove 200 encounters. I am planning to do a trip to Kiev after covid, lmk if someone is interested in joining.

[BoulderBoy]

Michelle is still tops. JuliaOC is smoking hot, Perla is great to for similar price as Michelle but not quite the fun spirit. If you like Asians JadeJen has an insane body and gives a good massage as well. Those would be my recs. Curious to hear what others say.

Appreciate the response. Michelle was fun and super hot but, if I recall, had limits. I mean, I know they all do but do any of the hot ones, such as the ones you're recommending, allow FIV or FOV? I used to have a lot of fun at Mimosa with Chloe and Betty that was pretty incredible. Do these girls allow anything extra? I've wanted to see JadeJen for a while since she also goes to Manhattan Beach. Will have to pay her a visit one day.

[Grimmy23]

Boss, in Germany and most of Western Europe its been legal for decades now. In Berlin they even have a place called all you can bang Oh man, I miss those pre covid times and conventions in Germany.

Germany also has FKK clubs. Literally "nudist clubs" - where you run around bare ass naked with all the other mongers and 20-30 girls who are also bare ass naked and it's pretty much anything goes. You can bang them in the middle of everything with an audience if you're into that, or you can go to a private room. Eastern Europe can be a lot of fun too. I won't get into too many details as that tends to annoy people here, but Czech Republic is awesome.

[Grimmy23]

Been there twice and haven't gotten anything but a really solid, legit massage.

There's 4-5 places in Cypress including New Spa and they're all pretty much the same thing. Your basic AMP are&T setup where you'll get a decent HJ from an ok looking older provider without spending an arm and a leg. I'm not sure why you didn't get anything at New Spa but it's definitely a jack shack. Sarang on Lincoln / Walker is another one. Also Cypress Day Spa on Ball / Moody, Royal on Ball / Valley View, and Lucky on Lincoln between Valley View and Knott.

[SneakyAsian]

Decided to try New Spa in Cypress. Place is off walker and ball. I paid $40 x 30 min. Not a bad a bad experience overall. I do not recall my providers name. She was an older lady, with a decent body. After about a 20 minute massage I was order to flip no negotiations. She took her time, nice technique and allows roaming. When I started FIV she was dry as hell after about 10 minutes of a nice HJ and me fingering her she was soaked. Nice experience overall. Might repeat.

$80 out the door.

I have been there many times hoping the service would get better. I mean got to try right. She older lady but not granny old maybe on her 40's, very good massage for 20 min and on the flip just go straight to HJ but your allowed roaming and got my finger in without complain. She get soaking wet and let out a quite low moan.

Damage is the same. 4 house and. 4 tip. With that price it's not bad at all. Still trying tho.

[BadMf]

Thank you. Did Roxie had tattoo on her leg? I guess I banged her once, nice tits too. But very money oriented. I thing she works on Sundays, right?

I second that question, and if it's a provider outside of Orange County then I will travel for those sweet large buns. But in my search I have seen maybe three honorable mentions. Also they could still be fake but they didn't look that way, at least to me.

1. Monica from Cozy Spa in Anaheim, ass looks amazing in doggy.

2. Cynthia from Detox in Garden Grove, soft and wide and looks good in reverse cow girl.

3. This one is also from Detox and maybe lied about her name because I haven't seen her after the only time I saw her but she said her name was Roxie? Hottest one I've seen at Detox, said she was from Venezuela and had one of the best asses I have seen so far. Fake or not it was big, round no too soft or firm, amazing in reverse cow girl and doggy. But again I haven't seen her again, but I think it was a Tuesday or Wednesday that I saw her. Still hoping to catch her again.

Hope this helps, and if you have any to include that would be awesome, anyone else also feel free to add.

[RmD2020]

Hi,

Who do you think has biggest (natural, not fake) booty among providers? Tired of these skinny ladies tbh.

I second that question, and if it's a provider outside of Orange County then I will travel for those sweet large buns. But in my search I have seen maybe three honorable mentions. Also they could still be fake but they didn't look that way, at least to me.

1. Monica from Cozy Spa in Anaheim, ass looks amazing in doggy.

2. Cynthia from Detox in Garden Grove, soft and wide and looks good in reverse cow girl.

3. This one is also from Detox and maybe lied about her name because I haven't seen her after the only time I saw her but she said her name was Roxie? Hottest one I've seen at Detox, said she was from Venezuela and had one of the best asses I have seen so far. Fake or not it was big, round no too soft or firm, amazing in reverse cow girl and doggy. But again I haven't seen her again, but I think it was a Tuesday or Wednesday that I saw her. Still hoping to catch her again.

Hope this helps, and if you have any to include that would be awesome, anyone else also feel free to add.

[BadMf]

Hi,

Who do you think has biggest (natural, not fake) booty among providers? Tired of these skinny ladies tbh.

[BadMf]

100% agree with everything you said!

Boss, in Germany and most of Western Europe its been legal for decades now. In Berlin they even have a place called all you can bang Oh man, I miss those pre covid times and conventions in Germany.

[TapDisBong]

Decided to try New Spa in Cypress. Place is off walker and ball. I paid $40 x 30 min. Not a bad a bad experience overall. I do not recall my providers name. She was an older lady, with a decent body. After about a 20 minute massage I was order to flip no negotiations. She took her time, nice technique and allows roaming. When I started FIV she was dry as hell after about 10 minutes of a nice HJ and me fingering her she was soaked. Nice experience overall. Might repeat.

$80 out the door.

Been there twice and haven't gotten anything but a really solid, legit massage.

[NailBoiz1]

Canada has it right. In Toronto they have legalized body rub parlors. You go in and get a lineup of 2-3 girls, pick the one you want, go back to the room with her and immediately strip and take a shower together, then for the rest of the time you take turns rubbing each other and she finishes you with a HJ. Quick jump back in the shower together to rinse off and you're all done. Nothing more available than HJ, but there's a ton of them around, they're 100% legal, and you don't feel like a sleeze after visiting one. No inserting anything into anywhere. No awkward tip negotiation. Just a solid hour with a young naked hottie and a nice HJ. The ones I visited all had young, hot girls. That's what should be legal here IMO. Separate it from the legit spas so there's no confusion what you're going in for, and regulate it to assure the places stay clean and can actually pass a health inspection (see my earlier post re: sheets at MPs).

Personally, I believe HJs are therapeutic and healthy. They relieve stress, contribute to better sleep, arguably reduce the chances of heart disease, and there's even recently proven medical studies suggesting that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. It probably saves quite a few marriages too because it gives sexually deprived married men another outlet. But for legit spas it's a huge slippery slope that becomes problematic for business. For example, I have to hire therapists based solely on their massage skills. If I hired good looking girls who gave crappy to mediocre massage I wouldn't stay in business very long. If you're getting a HF that's fine, but the next thing is you want a hot girl, then you want to touch, then you want her clothes to come off, and the lines just get far too blurred. I don't have a single provider on my staff that anyone here would want to see naked or get a HJ from, but they all have amazing massage skills.

Granted, there are providers out there who give "legit" massage with HJ, but they're a rarity. I used to see one in NoHo years ago. I haven't seen Krystal or Trish yet, but from what I'm reading they're probably somewhere close to that. I'll have to see them myself before I can pass judgment.

The trouble of course is just imagine the first elected official to introduce legislation for legalized handjob parlors. Unfortunately it will never happen.

100% agree with everything you said!

[GKim2984]

Michelle is still tops. JuliaOC is smoking hot, Perla is great to for similar price as Michelle but not quite the fun spirit. If you like Asians JadeJen has an insane body and gives a good massage as well. Those would be my recs. Curious to hear what others say.

Does JadeJen have an Ig account? Having trouble finding her. Thanks!

[Roman]

Hi, I've never had Nuru. I live in OC and was wondering if someone could PM me a recommendation?

It can be Nuru with or without FS.

Thanks,

ROMAN.

[GreenStream]

LF 102 vs 109? Which one is better?

I went to one of them yesterday and the woman, perhaps of Indian ancestry, with the Botox lips wanted $100 for a HJ! I left and they gave me a refund, as I did not have that much cash, nor would I have paid it. Go to Bamboo Wood for a much nice experience, including an actual massage.

[SneakyPete7]

Been a while since I've ventured down to OC. I'm long overdue. And of course since things change, I'm completely clueless. Who's the best nuru experience these days? I'd almost say the champion was Michelle vipnurugoddess She made it feel like you were having sex with her but, the only thing was no playing with the gem, if I recall. The girls at Mimosa back in the day definitely allowed more. What about these days? And I'm looking for a knockout. I should probably just Michelle again but would love to hear!

Michelle is still tops. JuliaOC is smoking hot, Perla is great to for similar price as Michelle but not quite the fun spirit. If you like Asians JadeJen has an insane body and gives a good massage as well. Those would be my recs. Curious to hear what others say.