Massage Parlor Reports

[NotTheOne]

Long time lurker, I post every now and then. Lost my password and then lost the password t o the email it was with. Convoluted tale ill admit, but I digress.

To preface. I'm early 30's. White, in shape, polite, call ahead, know the ropes. And a big one that lets loose ropes LOL AMP girls have notoriously been great to me because of the manners, I'm for sure of it. My friend who frequents these AMP and the area told me to just be hella polite. He's a PT and said its the way so I tired it. For sure.

Great ones recently.

Stafford wellness. Only time to go is during weekend. Friday sat Sunday. Call ahead and make sure nana is there. Bring your own shield, and bring some deeper pockets. Youll be rewarded with a mid 20's un. Believe. Able. Goddesss, nice full B's, the most PERFECT ass on any AMP girl ever, perfect english. Expensive though, but very worth. FS with her was amazing. She layed with me naked for 5 minutes or so after teasing me. Even her HJ skills are amazing if that's all you want. The 3rd time I saw her, I got a 15 min long milking slow, fast, hard, slow, fast, hard, slow, fast. Knowing I'm going to pop she would edge constantly, then came the dirty talk to bust.

Jenny still there, she will rim the f out of ya and hand you. No FS with her ever.

Pine spa recently like 2 weeks ago had a kiko or soemthing to that effect. Not worth. Previous girl tito was amazing older woman. Great englsih great body took care of me. Pine is a great FS location.

Healing therapy reopened in woodbridge. I saw jenny. Normal nova. Ehh massage. Decent finish though. Won't go back unless theres intel of better talent.

Oasis is nice since recent changes around covid times. Very much enjoy them! Great talent great location. Massages are not the best.

Theres one in stafford right before i95 n exit on route 1 in a gas station lot that is a complete dud. Decent massage, no nova, no nothing. Not worth.

Eden in stafford is good if you get lucky. Decent talent the 2-3 times I went. First time was normal $. 6 and 120 and I just went to town on this poor girl. Hard. Loud. Multiple positions. At least 15 minutes long LOL. Next time dif girl, but quote for FS was not worth the look.

Can't remember any decent ones other than that recently. I don't do more then $. 2 for FS, except for nana because she is insanely perfect.

Good luck brothers.

Would love to find some local atf that's reliable instead of AMP sometimes.

[SlyFrog]

Why not just buy a cheap $20 burner dumb-phone from Trac or one of its competitors?

Micro Center has a lot of cheap android phones. You can also get good used phones on gazelle dot com. They all should run apps. My favorite app is textnow. For burner phones att go has some great text and voice plans that go for $100 a year. I is nice to not have to worry about reloading for that amount of time. You can reload with cash at any at&t store. They don't ask for I'd. You can also renew at 7-11.

[SlyFrog]

Had a few minutes to swing by J&why in burke recently. It was definitely a mixed bag.

I rang the bell and was greeted by a reasonably attractive 40's-50's MILF type. Mask stayed on the whole time, but the body was nice. Good B-C cups by the look of things. A decent amount of cleavage on display and a short skirt.

Asked how long and did I want a table shower. 30 minutes and yes. (I was planning to stay an hour, but got caught in traffic on my way there and didn't.

Table shower was good. Not great, but good. She cleaned thoroughly enough (I've been far more thoroughly cleaned on the table at other places) and a nice little bit of stroking after cleaning the front side. Dried off and back to the room for massage.

The massage itself was good. Considering it was only a 30-minute session, it was pretty thorough and actually worked out a few knots. After about 20 minutes and a hot towel wipe down, she donned the lights.

Locked the door and started a very nice soft touch. Once I was thoroughly aroused she invited me to turn over. Here's where it went south, mostly due to my own choice of words.

She asked "how much money you bring today, honey?" I hate when they try to nail down a price in the middle. So I replied "I have plenty. " (I brought enough to fund an hour session and fund full service if offered and desirable.) she replied with "Twenty? And pulled away just as I was about to grab a hand full of one of her B / C cup breasts. I tried to clarify, but the damage was done. I told her I had a lot more than 20 and was happy to take good care of I'd her. No joy. She jackhammered me, kept as far away as she could get. After a couple minutes (she did slow down), she stated telling me time was up and I needed to cum. Game over. I told her to give up for tonight. Maybe next time.

I got suckered there. $100 extra for a fake BJ. It was really good, but I am sure it was fake. She put her ass in my face so I couldn't see. I did enjoy it though.

[InAviation70]

Got a chance to swing by Corner Spa. I usually don't go here because the last experience wasn't that good so I tend to keep the distance. I noticed more ads for here and thought why not and TOFTT. Of course when I show up, it's the same old type of ladies that are like a mamasan graveyard. I was there and had to be somewhere else soon so I decided to take a HHR Appt to see if I would get a different lady. After getting undressed, in walks the older, shorter, rounder, grandma. I had a moment where I thought I should just save the cash but I thought since I'm here, maybe I will get a decent massage instead. Paid. 6 for the half. No TS was offered, that didn't worry about it. Then the massage sucked. It was just lackluster squeezing and small rubs. When it was time to flip, she offered a standard NoVa. I asked for more but got shit down very quickly. I did mention I recorded it before but she truly didn't care. She did a fine job but it wasn't what I wanted. Tipped. 4 and I won't return. It wasn't horrible, just a lame rub and tug. I can't mention more or maybe I just don't want to but either way, it's not a great place. Save your cash and skip this place.

█ 6400 Seven Corners Pl, #P 2nd FL Falls Church, VA █.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../12786544.html

I am sorry to hear about Loader's experience at 7. I have been going to Seven for several years and NEVERhad a bad experience. I know there has been some staff changes, but if you ask for Annie, you can't go wrong. Make sure there MT'st understand you want Annie. Don't give up on Seven!

[PilotAviator]

A visit to Sun Asian Massage Therapy (SAMT) in Annandale (https://sun-therapy.business.site/?m=true) recently brought relief from nagging back pain caused by stress and overwork.

Yes. In this the second spring of covid-19 pandemic, many are still working, and I am happy the nice staff at SAMT were on-the-job this week.

SAMT has a fine (if a bit spartan / utilitarian) facility located on the end unit of the building. Very convenient parking. Rank the bell and the manager (Lee) promptly admitted me.

I was escorted to the therapy room, Lee confirmed I would have an hour appt (starting with TS), collected the house and departed so that I could undress.

Not long after, Kim arrived (she was to be my massage technician for this appt) and she escorted me to the TS.

An enjoyably hot water TS followed and I enjoyed the conversation (and soaping and rinsing).

After I was dry, back to the studio for a fine medium massage. Conversation remained pleasant, as well as quiet time when I was just relaxing into the massage.

After completing massage as I was face down, Kim told me to "turn over please" and I enjoyed the remainder of a fine NoVA massage experience. I received every minute of an enjoyable hour.

Kim is a petite lady, and I assume she is fair of face, and since we were both wearing masks, I hope she thought I was a good looking as George Clooney (regardless of my totally bald head).

I look forward to my next appointment. Standard rates / tips for this nice NoVA K-AMP accepted with grace.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[DmvMonger]

Saw Davika recently. She's an attractive 30 ish petite Thai that delivers a nice massage and extras are available. I went for the hour. Easy set up via text. On the flip asked for and received BBBJ. She worked me good for about 10 minutes and I couldn't hold out any more. She finished me off and went to clean up. By this time the hour was up and I got dressed and was on my way. Total damage $$. 2, I gave a little extra since it was my first visit and I want the same level or more service when I go back. I will repeat.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/sex...y/9689168.html

[InAviation70]

Got a chance to swing by Corner Spa. I usually don't go here because the last experience wasn't that good so I tend to keep the distance. I noticed more ads for here and thought why not and TOFTT. Of course when I show up, it's the same old type of ladies that are like a mamasan graveyard. I was there and had to be somewhere else soon so I decided to take a HHR Appt to see if I would get a different lady. After getting undressed, in walks the older, shorter, rounder, grandma. I had a moment where I thought I should just save the cash but I thought since I'm here, maybe I will get a decent massage instead. Paid. 6 for the half. No TS was offered, that didn't worry about it. Then the massage sucked. It was just lackluster squeezing and small rubs. When it was time to flip, she offered a standard NoVa. I asked for more but got shit down very quickly. I did mention I recorded it before but she truly didn't care. She did a fine job but it wasn't what I wanted. Tipped. 4 and I won't return. It wasn't horrible, just a lame rub and tug. I can't mention more or maybe I just don't want to but either way, it's not a great place. Save your cash and skip this place.

█ 6400 Seven Corners Pl, #P 2nd FL Falls Church, VA █.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../12786544.html

I was sorry to read your review loader. I've been I've been going to 7 for many years and have never had a bad experience. How ever I know there have been some changes there so if you give it another chance or others I would recommend seeing Annie. You will get good results.

[Garthie1]

Seldom have i had a good dream when the girl tries to gauge your wallet before the service begins. Most of the time they are trying to size you up and see if you'll be dumb enough to overpay and they can get away with doing the bare minimum of service while maximizing the profit.

I had a KAMP ATF from California and she wouldn't ask any money until after the deed was done. She was good looking, would do FS, rimming, the whole nine yards, except BB (hence the ATF), but definitely a unicorn. One day she had three dudes in a row that stiffed her, just walked out the door (acquaintances, presumably). I asked her 'Why do you wait until after to negotiate? But she said because it ruined the mood and most of her customers are repeat. To each her own.

Experienced AMPs with MMS usually drill that mentality into their girls as well.

Some MMS that might own the place and actually stick around can dictate to the girls, but most owners have multiple locations, so they're probably not even around. Most MMS are prior working girls themselves and are just door watchers.

[JayCramer80]

Has anyone ventured into Oasis Spa in Dumfries or Pine Spa in Woodbridge? If so, what girl would you recommend? I love a nice "rack". TIA.

I haven't been to either, but based on the reviews on Rubmaps I would definitely visit Pine and ask for Eva or Kay.

I've been thinking of making the trip there. I hate I-95.

[Loader401]

Got a chance to swing by Corner Spa. I usually don't go here because the last experience wasn't that good so I tend to keep the distance. I noticed more ads for here and thought why not and TOFTT. Of course when I show up, it's the same old type of ladies that are like a mamasan graveyard. I was there and had to be somewhere else soon so I decided to take a HHR Appt to see if I would get a different lady. After getting undressed, in walks the older, shorter, rounder, grandma. I had a moment where I thought I should just save the cash but I thought since I'm here, maybe I will get a decent massage instead. Paid. 6 for the half. No TS was offered, that didn't worry about it. Then the massage sucked. It was just lackluster squeezing and small rubs. When it was time to flip, she offered a standard NoVa. I asked for more but got shit down very quickly. I did mention I recorded it before but she truly didn't care. She did a fine job but it wasn't what I wanted. Tipped. 4 and I won't return. It wasn't horrible, just a lame rub and tug. I can't mention more or maybe I just don't want to but either way, it's not a great place. Save your cash and skip this place.

█ 6400 Seven Corners Pl, #P 2nd FL Falls Church, VA █.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../12786544.html

[PilotAviator]

GnS -- well said -- words of wisdom from one more experienced than many (including me).

Seldom have i had a good dream when the girl tries to gauge your wallet before the service begins. Most of the time they are trying to size you up and see if you'll be dumb enough to overpay and they can get away with doing the bare minimum of service while maximizing the profit. If that's how she started the conversation then it often means she's got a pretty good success rate of netting like $ for a simple HJ. I'm glad you didn't take the bait and stood your ground.

I always ask what they are willing to offer. Sometimes I'll tell them flat out I'll give $. 2- 4 for FS and work my way down from there. Once they know my price cap and my expectations it gives them an idea about what service to give and if they want to offer less I will offer them less in return.

But as I said before no good dream starts with exhausting negotiation. The "I take care of you and you take care of me" ladies I find are much more fun and worth my repeat business. Experienced AMPs with MMS usually drill that mentality into their girls as well.

Nevertheless, thanks for your review!


GnS

[TheOuroboros]

Had a few minutes to swing by J&why in burke recently. It was definitely a mixed bag.

I rang the bell and was greeted by a reasonably attractive 40's-50's MILF type. Mask stayed on the whole time, but the body was nice. Good B-C cups by the look of things. A decent amount of cleavage on display and a short skirt.

Asked how long and did I want a table shower. 30 minutes and yes. (I was planning to stay an hour, but got caught in traffic on my way there and didn't.

Table shower was good. Not great, but good. She cleaned thoroughly enough (I've been far more thoroughly cleaned on the table at other places) and a nice little bit of stroking after cleaning the front side. Dried off and back to the room for massage.

The massage itself was good. Considering it was only a 30-minute session, it was pretty thorough and actually worked out a few knots. After about 20 minutes and a hot towel wipe down, she donned the lights.

Locked the door and started a very nice soft touch. Once I was thoroughly aroused she invited me to turn over. Here's where it went south, mostly due to my own choice of words.

She asked "how much money you bring today, honey?" I hate when they try to nail down a price in the middle. So I replied "I have plenty. " (I brought enough to fund an hour session and fund full service if offered and desirable.) she replied with "Twenty? And pulled away just as I was about to grab a hand full of one of her B / C cup breasts. I tried to clarify, but the damage was done. I told her I had a lot more than 20 and was happy to take good care of I'd her. No joy. She jackhammered me, kept as far away as she could get. After a couple minutes (she did slow down), she stated telling me time was up and I needed to cum. Game over. I told her to give up for tonight. Maybe next time. Dressed myself and headed out the door. I tipped better than 20 because the massage was good. Probably won't be back any time soon. But it's not so bad. I'm guessing the experience was at least 50% my fault.

Seldom have i had a good dream when the girl tries to gauge your wallet before the service begins. Most of the time they are trying to size you up and see if you'll be dumb enough to overpay and they can get away with doing the bare minimum of service while maximizing the profit. If that's how she started the conversation then it often means she's got a pretty good success rate of netting like $ for a simple HJ. I'm glad you didn't take the bait and stood your ground.

I always ask what they are willing to offer. Sometimes I'll tell them flat out I'll give $. 2- 4 for FS and work my way down from there. Once they know my price cap and my expectations it gives them an idea about what service to give and if they want to offer less I will offer them less in return.

But as I said before no good dream starts with exhausting negotiation. The "I take care of you and you take care of me" ladies I find are much more fun and worth my repeat business. Experienced AMPs with MMS usually drill that mentality into their girls as well.

Nevertheless, thanks for your review!


GnS

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[Jonesy72]

Had a few minutes to swing by J&why in burke recently. It was definitely a mixed bag.

I rang the bell and was greeted by a reasonably attractive 40's-50's MILF type. Mask stayed on the whole time, but the body was nice. Good B-C cups by the look of things. A decent amount of cleavage on display and a short skirt.

Asked how long and did I want a table shower. 30 minutes and yes. (I was planning to stay an hour, but got caught in traffic on my way there and didn't.

Table shower was good. Not great, but good. She cleaned thoroughly enough (I've been far more thoroughly cleaned on the table at other places) and a nice little bit of stroking after cleaning the front side. Dried off and back to the room for massage.

The massage itself was good. Considering it was only a 30-minute session, it was pretty thorough and actually worked out a few knots. After about 20 minutes and a hot towel wipe down, she donned the lights.

Locked the door and started a very nice soft touch. Once I was thoroughly aroused she invited me to turn over. Here's where it went south, mostly due to my own choice of words.

She asked "how much money you bring today, honey?" I hate when they try to nail down a price in the middle. So I replied "I have plenty. " (I brought enough to fund an hour session and fund full service if offered and desirable.) she replied with "Twenty? And pulled away just as I was about to grab a hand full of one of her B / C cup breasts. I tried to clarify, but the damage was done. I told her I had a lot more than 20 and was happy to take good care of I'd her. No joy. She jackhammered me, kept as far away as she could get. After a couple minutes (she did slow down), she stated telling me time was up and I needed to cum. Game over. I told her to give up for tonight. Maybe next time. Dressed myself and headed out the door. I tipped better than 20 because the massage was good. Probably won't be back any time soon. But it's not so bad. I'm guessing the experience was at least 50% my fault.

[TheOuroboros]

QQ spa at 6283 Franconia.

Historical dreams of this place have been a mixed bag for me. It's changed owners a few times and has gone from a FS spa to a standard NOVA and now I guess it's trying to pass itself off as legit.

My first dream with Tina several months ago was pretty good. It was a good massage followed by a topless NOVA and while it wasn't the best it was a good enough to keep the name in my back pocket for a rainy day.

I don't know what went wrong today, but when I went to roam she smacked my hand away. She still sang the rhythm of happy endings but wouldn't let me see the goods. I asked her what makes today different than our past history, and she told me that the boss doesn't want to keep this kind of service. I get that. But this is why we have the grandfather clause.

I told her what happens behind locked doors can stay behind locked doors, and that the secret can remain safe between us if she wanted to pursue mutual ventures and make a little more tip. But she refused. I could get behind the idea of not wanting to give a HJ at all but she tried to go for this lame ass half-measure. I dont do half-measures; Ive been with plenty of ladies who draw a line. We progress to a certain point and they draw the line in chalk and I respect the boundaries. But Ive never gone backwards until today, and have the boundaries encroach on places previously explored. You can wear any kind of painted face you want, but I've already seen under the mask. I got up and left. Thanked her for the massage and tipped her for massage standards. It was a good massage I can't take that away from her.

She then sighed and said business has been super slow. Gee I wonder why? It can't possibly have anything to do with the fact that you're a massage parlor surrounded by AMPs willing to do service far beyond what you're now willing to give. I wished her luck in her new hopeless crusade but I doubt a "legit" spa can compete while in the shadow of its former self and new paradise and Franconia wellness looming over them just a few doors down.

-Sometimes you win some and sometimes you lose. GnS.