Massage Parlor Reports

[RmD2020]

Hi,

Who do you think has biggest (natural, not fake) booty among providers? Tired of these skinny ladies tbh.

I second that question, and if it's a provider outside of Orange County then I will travel for those sweet large buns. But in my search I have seen maybe three honorable mentions. Also they could still be fake but they didn't look that way, at least to me.

1. Monica from Cozy Spa in Anaheim, ass looks amazing in doggy.

2. Cynthia from Detox in Garden Grove, soft and wide and looks good in reverse cow girl.

3. This one is also from Detox and maybe lied about her name because I haven't seen her after the only time I saw her but she said her name was Roxie? Hottest one I've seen at Detox, said she was from Venezuela and had one of the best asses I have seen so far. Fake or not it was big, round no too soft or firm, amazing in reverse cow girl and doggy. But again I haven't seen her again, but I think it was a Tuesday or Wednesday that I saw her. Still hoping to catch her again.

Hope this helps, and if you have any to include that would be awesome, anyone else also feel free to add.

[BadMf]

Hi,

Who do you think has biggest (natural, not fake) booty among providers? Tired of these skinny ladies tbh.

[BadMf]

100% agree with everything you said!

Boss, in Germany and most of Western Europe its been legal for decades now. In Berlin they even have a place called all you can bang Oh man, I miss those pre covid times and conventions in Germany.

[TapDisBong]

Decided to try New Spa in Cypress. Place is off walker and ball. I paid $40 x 30 min. Not a bad a bad experience overall. I do not recall my providers name. She was an older lady, with a decent body. After about a 20 minute massage I was order to flip no negotiations. She took her time, nice technique and allows roaming. When I started FIV she was dry as hell after about 10 minutes of a nice HJ and me fingering her she was soaked. Nice experience overall. Might repeat.

$80 out the door.

Been there twice and haven't gotten anything but a really solid, legit massage.

[NailBoiz1]

Canada has it right. In Toronto they have legalized body rub parlors. You go in and get a lineup of 2-3 girls, pick the one you want, go back to the room with her and immediately strip and take a shower together, then for the rest of the time you take turns rubbing each other and she finishes you with a HJ. Quick jump back in the shower together to rinse off and you're all done. Nothing more available than HJ, but there's a ton of them around, they're 100% legal, and you don't feel like a sleeze after visiting one. No inserting anything into anywhere. No awkward tip negotiation. Just a solid hour with a young naked hottie and a nice HJ. The ones I visited all had young, hot girls. That's what should be legal here IMO. Separate it from the legit spas so there's no confusion what you're going in for, and regulate it to assure the places stay clean and can actually pass a health inspection (see my earlier post re: sheets at MPs).

Personally, I believe HJs are therapeutic and healthy. They relieve stress, contribute to better sleep, arguably reduce the chances of heart disease, and there's even recently proven medical studies suggesting that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. It probably saves quite a few marriages too because it gives sexually deprived married men another outlet. But for legit spas it's a huge slippery slope that becomes problematic for business. For example, I have to hire therapists based solely on their massage skills. If I hired good looking girls who gave crappy to mediocre massage I wouldn't stay in business very long. If you're getting a HF that's fine, but the next thing is you want a hot girl, then you want to touch, then you want her clothes to come off, and the lines just get far too blurred. I don't have a single provider on my staff that anyone here would want to see naked or get a HJ from, but they all have amazing massage skills.

Granted, there are providers out there who give "legit" massage with HJ, but they're a rarity. I used to see one in NoHo years ago. I haven't seen Krystal or Trish yet, but from what I'm reading they're probably somewhere close to that. I'll have to see them myself before I can pass judgment.

The trouble of course is just imagine the first elected official to introduce legislation for legalized handjob parlors. Unfortunately it will never happen.

100% agree with everything you said!

[GKim2984]

Michelle is still tops. JuliaOC is smoking hot, Perla is great to for similar price as Michelle but not quite the fun spirit. If you like Asians JadeJen has an insane body and gives a good massage as well. Those would be my recs. Curious to hear what others say.

Does JadeJen have an Ig account? Having trouble finding her. Thanks!

[Roman]

Hi, I've never had Nuru. I live in OC and was wondering if someone could PM me a recommendation?

It can be Nuru with or without FS.

Thanks,

ROMAN.

[GreenStream]

LF 102 vs 109? Which one is better?

I went to one of them yesterday and the woman, perhaps of Indian ancestry, with the Botox lips wanted $100 for a HJ! I left and they gave me a refund, as I did not have that much cash, nor would I have paid it. Go to Bamboo Wood for a much nice experience, including an actual massage.

[SneakyPete7]

Been a while since I've ventured down to OC. I'm long overdue. And of course since things change, I'm completely clueless. Who's the best nuru experience these days? I'd almost say the champion was Michelle vipnurugoddess She made it feel like you were having sex with her but, the only thing was no playing with the gem, if I recall. The girls at Mimosa back in the day definitely allowed more. What about these days? And I'm looking for a knockout. I should probably just Michelle again but would love to hear!

Michelle is still tops. JuliaOC is smoking hot, Perla is great to for similar price as Michelle but not quite the fun spirit. If you like Asians JadeJen has an insane body and gives a good massage as well. Those would be my recs. Curious to hear what others say.

[PwrRngr1]

Was in the Orange area a few weeks ago so decided to give Sea of Dreams another shot. Ended up with an older Latina who gave me a hhr massage with her hands and what I believe was one of those four-legged wood massage things. At the end of the massage she asked if it felt good and I said yes thinking it was time to flip over for the fun part. She left the room without saying bye or asking for tip and never came back. While I assumed she was out grabbing oil or something, I waited naked on the table till finally mamasan came to my room and told that was the end of the show. Got dressed and left disappointed as the Latina lady left me naked and was by now probably eating a sandwich.

I shook off the disappointment and readied myself for the next adventure, on to Emerald. Mamasan gave me options and I went with Novia (not the independent Nuru Novia). She came into the room in a tight red dress and my jaw dropped. Petite Latina with nice bolt ons. Massage was nice and HE was even better accompanied with dirty talk. I think she said she was from some Central American country but I honestly was paying more attention to her body then our conversation.

I tried seeing her again recently but was told by mamasan she is no longer there. Any of you gents have an experience or info on this Novia? I'd appreciate any intel you'd care to share. Feel free to pm if you prefer discretion.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

[BadMf]

You might try Flyn's cohort: Risa.

Thank you for hint, can you dm me the location please?

[BoulderBoy]

Been a while since I've ventured down to OC. I'm long overdue. And of course since things change, I'm completely clueless. Who's the best nuru experience these days? I'd almost say the champion was Michelle vipnurugoddess She made it feel like you were having sex with her but, the only thing was no playing with the gem, if I recall. The girls at Mimosa back in the day definitely allowed more. What about these days? And I'm looking for a knockout. I should probably just Michelle again but would love to hear!

[OCRanger]

LF 102 vs 109? Which one is better?

[Plasma Spray]

Hi fellows, planning to visit one of these two locations. Promise to write a report after. Can those who visited advise which as a chubbier provider?

You might try Flyn's cohort: Risa.

[LaidBack59]

Did you have Mimi or Hanna? I could never decide when I get there.

That is a tough one -- I will say Mimi is looking hot. She came back with a new hairdo after vacation -- looks very nice.