Massage Parlor Reports

**Stache27** · 04-14-21 00:24

Originally Posted by MelvinSch [View Original Post]

Overall Cool experience with Angelina. Stunning, remarkable body. In this hobby, I'd put her close to unicorn status. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a hotter body come to think of it. I think people don't rave about her body because it is almost precisely proportional to her complete lack of personality or massage skills lmao. So the experience is like a net 5. At one point I asked her to press harder on my back and she even made a grunting noise, pushing with all her might and it felt like a small bird hopping on my back. It was actually pretty uncanny. She talks in a monotone, no sense of humor to be found and she does this weird tick where she takes like a solid 2 beats before she answers your questions. On the phone I thought it was a delay but then she did it irl too. It's like she's a robot computing the answers. Fascinating.

Anyways, not sure what all is on the table. I got standard handshake. But the view as others have said is stunning. 69 position and you are just starring face to face into the abyss arby's roast beef. Pretty cool. It makes you contemplate this existential crisis we call human existence. Super nice jugs. They feel real but I think they're enhanced. Currently in a hotel in transient move. Enjoy I guess! Worth 1 time to see the roast beef for sure. You could go spelunking in there with some buddies.

Pretty much a similar experience to me. The one time I did ask if there was anything more on the menu on my 2nd visit she gave me that tick you were referring to and then said "Well there's diseases around and you know I don't want to risk it". So it's prolly a YMMV situation. And those tits are def enhanced compared to how she used to look. They still feel great however.

**Lamarr** · 04-14-21 00:24

Originally Posted by MelvinSch [View Original Post]

Overall Cool experience with Angelina. Stunning, remarkable body. In this hobby, I'd put her close to unicorn status. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a hotter body come to think of it. I think people don't rave about her body because it is almost precisely proportional to her complete lack of personality or massage skills lmao. So the experience is like a net 5. At one point I asked her to press harder on my back and she even made a grunting noise, pushing with all her might and it felt like a small bird hopping on my back. It was actually pretty uncanny. She talks in a monotone, no sense of humor to be found and she does this weird tick where she takes like a solid 2 beats before she answers your questions. On the phone I thought it was a delay but then she did it irl too. It's like she's a robot computing the answers. Fascinating.

Anyways, not sure what all is on the table. I got standard handshake. But the view as others have said is stunning. 69 position and you are just starring face to face into the abyss arby's roast beef. Pretty cool. It makes you contemplate this existential crisis we call human existence. Super nice jugs. They feel real but I think they're enhanced. Currently in a hotel in transient move. Enjoy I guess! Worth 1 time to see the roast beef for sure. You could go spelunking in there with some buddies.

Good report. Any links?

**TokyoJump1** · 04-13-21 22:06

I decided to try out A-ACU in Warren. They reopened back in Warren. Just 1 lady working and the massage was good (not the best, but it was still very good). She is a very funny person.

I did get a HE from there. Just a HJ and she played around with junior and my balls. She explicitly told me that nothing more is on the menu.

I would repeat mainly because I like the location and the actual massage was very good. Personally I don't care too much for HJ, and I would prefer a BJ.

**Firemanoh** · 04-13-21 20:17

Went to meet up with Jenny today at her new place. Unfortunately, she was not available. I guess she was not in today. Got a massage with Lisa. Lots of teasing, but nothing to finish off. Kept telling me "maybe next time" did let me do a little bit of feel OTC.

**Member #6291** · 04-13-21 17:34

Overall Cool experience with Angelina. Stunning, remarkable body. In this hobby, I'd put her close to unicorn status. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen a hotter body come to think of it. I think people don't rave about her body because it is almost precisely proportional to her complete lack of personality or massage skills lmao. So the experience is like a net 5. At one point I asked her to press harder on my back and she even made a grunting noise, pushing with all her might and it felt like a small bird hopping on my back. It was actually pretty uncanny. She talks in a monotone, no sense of humor to be found and she does this weird tick where she takes like a solid 2 beats before she answers your questions. On the phone I thought it was a delay but then she did it irl too. It's like she's a robot computing the answers. Fascinating.

Anyways, not sure what all is on the table. I got standard handshake. But the view as others have said is stunning. 69 position and you are just starring face to face into the abyss arby's roast beef. Pretty cool. It makes you contemplate this existential crisis we call human existence. Super nice jugs. They feel real but I think they're enhanced. Currently in a hotel in transient move. Enjoy I guess! Worth 1 time to see the roast beef for sure. You could go spelunking in there with some buddies.

**Malaklypse** · 04-13-21 10:40

Originally Posted by Guyneedsfun [View Original Post]

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

Yeah Cat passed as far as I know.

**Malaklypse** · 04-13-21 10:40

Originally Posted by RayLatoole [View Original Post]

I know Cat passed away a few years ago. Don't' know about Joyce.

Yeah it was sad that she passed. She was super nice.

**Cedd81** · 04-13-21 09:38

Originally Posted by Sachsti1 [View Original Post]

Intrested. Please PM me.

Interested as well.

**SpasRhealing** · 04-13-21 08:00

Originally Posted by Sachsti1 [View Original Post]

Intrested. Please PM me.

Interested also please pm.

**RayLatoole** · 04-13-21 07:57

Originally Posted by Guyneedsfun [View Original Post]

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

I know Cat passed away a few years ago. Don't' know about Joyce.

**Sachsti1** · 04-13-21 00:34

Originally Posted by RManRMan [View Original Post]

I have a UTR massage lady that's looking for a few good men to add to her client list. Mid 40's my guess. Big breasts, thin body, decent looks, sexy, besides BBBJCIMWS other options. And a down right great massage. Has a table in her nice home 10 Mile and I-94 area.

Message me if interested. UTR trades accepted.

RMan.

Intrested. Please PM me.

**Guyneedsfun** · 04-13-21 00:21

Originally Posted by Malaklypse [View Original Post]

Anybody know if Joyce is still around. Saw her back in the day with Cat. If she is and you still have contact let me know. Lost the number ages ago.

Don't want to start rumors but thought she passed away. I'm sure one of the two did.

**Josh8** · 04-12-21 23:31

Originally Posted by TopOut1317 [View Original Post]

Was browsing Eros, curious if anyone has tried Ashley Duncan (her name on site).

Price is right, seems TGTBT.

I did a search on the forums and got nothing.

Do you have a link?

I couldn't find this name in Eros Michigan.

**Member #6244** · 04-12-21 21:36

Looking for a utr busty provider who doesn't mind roaming. Idc if it DIY, I've seen just about every busty provider out there the past 6 years and I'm willing to trade info. Inbox me!

**Darwin2000** · 04-12-21 17:54

Originally Posted by TopOut1317 [View Original Post]

Was browsing Eros, curious if anyone has tried Ashley Duncan (her name on site).

Price is right, seems TGTBT.

I did a search on the forums and got nothing.

Yeah if anyone has heard anything I'm also curious. I prefer an independent and attractive massage experience. Also open to other suggestions. Thanks why'all.